"Ahh Yes... Yes......! ”

That afternoon, Yang San was woken up by a series of knocks on the door and a strange double soprano, and almost bounced straight out of bed, what happened? Ultraman hit Earth??

When I came to the living room, I found out that it was the reason for the arrival of a bunch of couriers ordered by Meijia. Looking at the express list, Yang San was in a cold sweat: candles? Red wine?? Sexy Lingerie ??? Meijia wants to eat people! Such a thick blood capital! It can't be Sekiya, right?

While thinking about it, Yifei and Mika in nightgowns suddenly ran out of the room? "Sister Yifei? I said Meijia, what you want to eat won't be Sister Yifei, right? Did the overlord bow just now? Yang San looked at the panicked two and quipped

"Cannibalism? What kind of people to eat? No, who's going to eat people? "Mika's reflexes are a bit slow

"Yang San, you mean... No wonder Meijia was wearing such clothes, and she ......" Sister Yifei suddenly realized, but before she finished speaking, she blocked Meijia

"Sister Yifei, Yang Sanke is a man, how will I meet people in the future if you say it!" Meijia whispered in Sister Yifei's ear, but her hands were still covered to death!

Yifei and his two eyes are turning around, I'm O, I'm O! Can you let go of your hand first, you want to suffocate me!

Meijia hurriedly let go of her hand and leaned into Yifei's ear, "Sister Yifei, do me a favor"

Yifei gasped for breath, I didn't think this PM2.5 smelled so good, why didn't I find it before! "Ahem, ahem! Do you want me to help you get Yang San? No problem, help someone to the end! ”

"Whew...... Suck! Call...... Suck! Sister Yifei, who had tried to take a few deep breaths, pulled Yang San and left, "Yang San go, I just happened to find you something, hurry up!" ”

It wasn't until he entered the elevator that Yang San broke free of Yifei's hand, "Okay, Sister Yifei, don't think I can't see it, Meijia asked you to break me up!" ”

"I know that you are an understanding person, but if you are a small couple, you don't want to mix blindly!" Yifei didn't care about the feeling of being debunked, "Besides, I can't find you for something?" Why don't you go to the bar for a couple of drinks? ”

"Sister Yifei, I'm not a casual person!" Yang San is skinny again

The two came to the bar with a smile, and Yang San happened to see Ziqiao chatting with a beautiful woman, "Sister Yifei, do you see that product is Ziqiao?" ”

"Really! Meijia worked hard to arrange a surprise for Ziqiao at home, and this product was actually happy with other beauties in the bar? It's really unbearable for uncles and aunts! Yifei looked at it when he heard this, it doesn't matter if he doesn't look at it, he is angry when he sees it, this Lu Ziqiao won't be surnamed Chen!

Yang San happened to have a stomach full of "getting up" before it came out, and Lu Ziqiao made you Meijia's "boyfriend", you are responsible! "Sister Yifei, why don't we also give Ziqiao a 'surprise'?"

"What's your idea?" Yifei was obviously not ready to let Ziqiao feel better

"This has to be Sister Yifei, you sacrifice your image!" Yang San said with a bad stomach, "You will be in a while..."

Lu Ziqiao suddenly shook a few times, and it seemed that the whole world was full of malice all of a sudden! "Xiaoxue, you sit down for a while, I'll go to the bathroom"

Yang San saw Ziqiao go to the bathroom, and hurriedly said to Yifei, "Sister Yifei, the opportunity has come, it's up to you, I'll help you drag Ziqiao!" ”

Yifei said with a face that I will do things, you can rest assured, and walked towards Xiaoxue's position with "justice" steps, and Yang San also walked into the bathroom

"Ziqiao, what are you doing? Pale-faced? Indulge too much! Although Yang San said that he was here to drag Ziqiao, he was still a little worried when he saw that Ziqiao was a little wrong

"You're at a loss! Young Master Ben has thirteen times in one night, how can he lose! As soon as Ziqiao heard that it was about "reputation", his hands immediately stopped shaking, his face was not white, and he retorted with a red neck, "Yang San, I just felt that the world was full of malice!" It's like... It's like someone wants to have bad intentions towards me! ”

"Misdeeds? I didn't hear it wrong, right, you have always been the only one who has misbehaved to others, don't tell me that there is a beautiful woman who has taken a fancy to you, and wants to mistreat you, right? Yang San looked at Ziqiao in surprise, this thing can actually feel Sister Yifei's malice? Could it be that he is domineering? It's impossible, or is Sister Yifei's murderous aura too strong? No matter what, you have to dispel Ziqiao's vigilance first, otherwise it won't be fun

Ziqiao was still a little scared, but when he heard Yang San's words, yes, why didn't I think of it? It must be like this! It's a trouble to be handsome! "Yang San, thank you!"

Yang San looked at the time, it was almost over, and Yifei was finished at the appointed time, and after speaking, he didn't care about Ziqiao, and went out to find a good position to watch the play!

After walking out of the bathroom, he found that Yifei beckoned to him, Yang San sat down and found that Sister Yifei Bingrui was applauded, and the location was also excellent, he could easily observe (peep) Ziqiao and was not easy to be detected, Yang San couldn't help but give Yifei a thumbs up!

Yifei raised his chin with satisfaction, count you as acquaintances! Let's watch the show, it's time for the show!

"Xiaoxue, I'll come back... Syllable! Ziqiao returned to his seat and before he finished speaking, he let Xiaoxue slap him in the face, and hit Ziqiao so much that he doubted life, who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? After Xiaoxue slapped her, she took her bag and left, leaving Ziqiao alone in the wind!

"Wonderful! Sister Yifei, well done! Yang San clapped his hands with satisfaction as he watched this wonderful scene

"Of course, don't look at who's out there!" Sister Yifei said proudly, "Yang San, are you so easily satisfied?" You know, there's still a second half! ”

"The second half? What do you mean? Yang San said that he was very puzzled, isn't the script gone here? Yifei immediately signaled, look, the second half is about to start!

Yang San looked at Yifei's eyes, only to see that Xiaoxue was just pretending to be doing business and leaving, but in fact, she was walking very slowly, Ziqiao quickly chased after coming back to her senses, and after a while of coaxing, the two of them were thick and I were thick again. Looks like the two are ready to go to the movies?

"This is your second half?" Yang San looked at it strangely

"Of course not, I asked the woman to let Ziqiao take her back to the apartment, isn't Ziqiao okay? Don't want it to be delivered to your door? Yifei was also puzzled, "No, it seems that the old lady still has to appear"

After speaking, he walked towards the two of them, pretending to meet by chance, "Ziqiao, what a coincidence, who is this?" ”

"Yifei, this is this... My distant cousin, from the countryside, I'm going to take her around to see the world! Ziqiao looked at Yifei, and quickly pulled Yifei aside and whispered

"Cousin, why don't you bring it back to the apartment and sit down?" Yifei is not afraid of big things at all

"No, no, no... That one... Guan Gu, he is Japanese, my cousin has a phobia of Japanese, all of them are harmed by Japanese ghost movies, if you go back and run into Guan Gu, she will get sick, drooling and scratching the wall, I will take her somewhere else! ”

"That's... I'll tell you the truth, I just saw Meijia go out with her luggage, probably because of the quarrel with you, she said she was going back to her parents' house, and said that you don't have to look for her! "Yifei said that he would take me first, and he would be the first to make a killer move

"Really? (Great!) It's so serious, it looks like I'm going to have to go back quickly" Ziqiao heard that Meijia ran away? That's exciting, so I saved all the money for taxis, meals, movies, and houses! Mika, thank you!!

Yang San gave a thumbs up to Yifei, and the two followed Zi Qiao Xiaoxue all the way, and only after the two entered 3602 did they come to the balcony through 3601, and the cat looked in from the glass

"Ahh Yes... Yes!!! Another double soprano swooped in!

"I'm scared to death!" Yifei was obviously taken aback, patted his chest and said in silence

"Now you know it's scary, why don't you think that when I catch up on sleep in the afternoon? At that time, I had the heart to kill! Yang San looked at Yifei with resentment

"It was an accident, and I didn't expect it... Pay attention next time, pay attention next time" Yifei recalled that she seemed to be called like this in the afternoon, and immediately apologized in embarrassment

Yang San said forget it, it's important to watch the play now, it turned out that Xiaoxue entered Meijia's room? I don't know what indescribable pictures I watched, and when I ran out with Mika, it was obvious that I hadn't recovered from the horror!

"Why is this scene so familiar! Speaking of Sister Yifei, what did you see in Meijia's room in the afternoon? "Yang San is very suspicious of what Meijia ordered? How do you scare two people like this? It's definitely not sexy underwear, and it's not an exaggeration to say that it's thriller underwear

"You don't care what I see, anyway, you can't see it" Yifei obviously didn't want to tell Yang San, "Don't interrupt, I didn't see a good show going on!" ”

Yang San saw that there was a good show and that the people who were not as "knowledgeable" as you, but I didn't expect Ziqiao and Xiaoxue Meijia to take Meijia to the room without saying a word, hey, hey, hey! Do you play like this? Do you want to mix up after the halfway show?

"This is your second half?" Yang San looked at Sister Yifei strangely, couldn't it be infected by her conjoined twins (Zhanbo)? Do I have to stay away too? I can't imagine that a few tendons can be contagious

"What do you think, I originally asked Xiaoxue to fool Ziqiao back to the apartment, and then find a chance to slap him twice with Meijia, this is a performance accident, wait a minute, there are still guests, Ziqiao Meijia shouldn't stay in the room for long, right?" Yifei said that this is not her script, her script is perfect, and the actors' acting skills are too poor, and such a small script can have problems! That's right, it's all the actors' fault!

At this time, another new accident appeared: Guan Gu is back! If you don't go back sooner or later, you just come back at this point! Guan Gu can't come back with a watch, right?

"Meijia, they signed a contract with me, and they bought my love triangle cat!" Guan Gu shouted excitedly as soon as he came back, completely unaware of the person sitting on the sofa! When I found the candlelit dinner on the dinner table, "Oh, what is this?" Mega helped me prepare? ”

"Why did Guan Gu get into it too? In this way, the script will collapse, I'll go and pull Guan Gu out! "Yifei saw that Guan Gu was about to collapse, it's easy for me to write a script, I, you have to make so many problems?

"Don't, Sister Yifei, you can't explain it when you go in now, Guan Gu don't care about him first, maybe there are any special effects, let's go according to the script first" Yang San hurriedly grabbed Sister Yifei, on Guan Gu's Chinese comprehension ability, wait for you to explain clearly that the sky is dawning!

"Script? Screenplay! Come to think of it, I'm going to send a text message to my son Qiao Meijia! Sister Yifei took out her mobile phone and made up a text message while thinking (don't thank us, this is what we should do, we are all alive and good!). PS: Hu Yifei & Yang San), and said with a regretful face, "It's a pity that they are in the room, I can't see their expressions, it must be very exciting!" ”

Yang San nodded in agreement, and at the same time motioned for Yifei to watch the play, only to see Guan Gu and Xiaoxue sitting at a candlelight dinner carefully prepared by Meijia and talking happily

"Actually, I've always wanted to ask: What is this?" Sekiya asked, pointing to a bottle that was being hot

"My friend said it was Erguotou, which is Japanese shochu," Xiaoxue said uncertainly

Sister Yifei said that this is the Indian aromatherapy that Meijia and she wanted: love at first sight! I heard that it is still for the breeding of endangered animals, and the effect is amazing!

Yang San thought, this is completely an "aphrodisiac"! Why do you have such a nice name? Looking at Guan Gu, who had poured some aromatherapy and was about to dry, he asked, "Can you drink this Indian divine oil?" ”

"Uh, I don't know about this, it should be fine, right?" Yifei looked at Guan Gu, who was not afraid of death, and he was not sure, should he call 120?

"This shochu tastes so special, it's... No alcohol at all! ”

"Mmmm, how do I think this doesn't look like soju, but a bit of an Indian loaf!"

……

Watching Guan Gu and Xiaoxue quickly dry the firewood and gnaw together, Yang San said that he was very embarrassed, why do you think we seem to be pimping?

"What to do? The script is all broken! Yifei also looked at this scene messily

"It's okay, that's good, you said that Ziqiao would come out later and see that the little cabbage he brought back was gnawed by others, what would he think?" Yang San thinks the plot is okay, although the process is a bit tortuous, but the result is okay

As expected, after Ziqiao and Meijia came out, they saw the two who were gnawing happily, that is called doubting life, Yang San estimated that Ziqiao had the heart to commit suicide!