Chapter 15: Hello, Senior Brother
"Yang San, Yang San..."
Yang San woke up in a noise and found that it was a police station, and it was in the style of the eighties and nineties in Hong Kong. This should be the first of its kind in history!
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for crossing over to "Senior Brother Hitting Ghosts"! β
By the way, the system said the same thing after watching the play last night! Survival is not a big problem, but the task must be related to the last evil mage, so Yang San spent 100 points to exchange for the primary Maoshan Dao method, but he didn't expect that there would be gifts (exorcism charms, peace charms, vajra charms, fireball charms, clear water charms, tracking charms, magic walking charms, fixation charms, tranquilization charms, town house charms and other ten basic charms.) οΌ
Just after the exchange was successful, Yang San suddenly felt that his body was like soaking in three warmth, and there was a warm current in his body that was swimming along the meridians, which should be mana.
So this is the world of "Senior Brother Hitting Ghosts"?
"Ding Dong, World Mission Released: Help Zhang Biao live a happy ghost life! Reward: 200 Cutoff Points! β
I'll go, and still happy ghosts? Zhang Biao won't be a relative of the system, right? To be honest, I can't complain about this unserious system.
"Yang San, have you come back to your senses, my head is calling you." A beautiful police flower woke Yang San up.
"Ahh Yang San rubbed his face and walked into the office of the "Anti-Pornography Group", not to mention why Yang San knew that it was here, because it was written on the system panel
Name: Yang San (member of the anti-pornography group)
Gender: Male?
Constitution: 25
Skills: Advanced Singing Skills, Elementary Bajiquan, Elementary Maoshan Taoism, Elementary Marksmanship (The world gives away skills, and you take them back after leaving.) οΌ
Evaluation: One against ten... Two! (Don't doubt it, it's ten... Two, with your current ability, it's still okay to deal with one or two imps, and you can run no matter what! οΌ
This system is still as naughty as ever, and the 5-point physique should be the reason for learning the Maoshan Taoism. But I didn't expect to be a policeman with incidental skills, but unfortunately I have to pay it back. As for that "two", now there are only ten traces of mana attached to the system in the body, and it is very good to be able to deal with two little ghosts.
"Sir Li, are you looking for me?" I saw a middle-aged obscene bearded man sitting in the small office, this is Li sir, just like in the movie, and a young man with his back to him.
"Xiao Yang, you're here, let me introduce you, this is Ah Xing, who has just been transferred from the headquarters" Li Jian pointed to the man opposite him and said, "Let's form a partner in the future." β
Yang San saw that it was Xing Ye who came, and it seemed that the plot had already begun, "Hello senior brother, my name is Yang San, take care of me." "No way, Yang San is also a novice, and the people sitting here are all senior brothers and sisters.
Li Jian didn't wait for the two to get to know each other, and walked out by himself, "Don't be long-winded, come with me." β
Yang San only shrugged his shoulders at Ah Xing, and there was no way to meet such an unbalanced head, who knew that Li Jian would directly lead them to the toilet, Yang San stopped with deep understanding, just wait outside, and have to come out anyway.
Sure enough, seeing Ah Xing's constipated face, Yang San couldn't help but want to laugh.
"You're too unkind, you don't tell me if you know." Ah Xing looked at the gloating Yang San and couldn't wait to slap him twice
"Haha... Don't worry about this, you'll know after a long time. Yang San looked at Ah Xing's "resentful woman" appearance and still couldn't hold back his laughter.
The relationship between the two is also a lot closer after the fight, Li took the two of them to get the guns and left, and the two of them took half a day off, saying that they wanted Yang San to help Ah Xing solve the accommodation problem.
"San'er, do you have a police dormitory?" Ah Xing directly ignored Li Jian who left, it seems that he has begun to get used to Li Tight's indifference.
"Three... Child? I'm just a little police officer, how can I have a dormitory! Yang San's face twitched twice unconsciously, what is this called? Are we familiar with each other? At the same time, he was also very speechless to Li Tight, and he said the same thing when he came to report, but he couldn't get a dormitory for a few days, so he could only rent a house outside.
"Yo, rich man, I can't do it, I can only arrange a dormitory to live in, and help me carry my luggage later." Ah Xing said lightly, I'll go, Ah Xing's backstage is so hard, no one has reported it yet, the dormitory has been arranged? You can't be the illegitimate child of a brother, right?
"There's a ghost, after paying the rent and oil, rice and instant noodles, my monthly salary will be white-collar, it's great if you have a dormitory, how about leaving a room for me? Brother Xing. Yang San felt that it didn't matter if there was such a thing as face, it was better than eating instant noodles every day.
In the end, under Yang San's dead face, Ah Xing had to reluctantly agree to the "shared house", on the condition that Yang San would be able to cook in the future, yes, in order to make life more "beautiful", Yang San decided to cook by himself, because... Save money! It took another 100 points to redeem for junior cooking, and now there are only 50 points left. There is no shortage of money to spend!
So Ah Xing drove the car and took Yang San to the house he rented first to move his luggage, yes, it was also a newcomer, Ah Xing was already driving the car (β―_β°), fortunately they were all men, and the luggage was not very much, after parking the car under the police dormitory.
"Wearing such a long skirt, I'll blow..."Ah Xing looked at a beautiful woman who came over to him, and said to Yang San cheaply.
Yang San can only say that he is worthy of Ah Xing, who has his own protagonist buff, and suddenly a strange wind blew from nowhere, it was really strange and fierce, and raised the skirt of that beauty directly! Ah Xing saw that God helped me, and there was another fierce blow, and God was also very cooperative, and the beautiful woman's skirt was also higher and higher, and she couldn't stop it. Yang San said that you won, your whole family won, but there is a beautiful scenery to see, I don't pick!
Watching Ah Xing blow more and more energetically, his head getting lower and lower, Yang San only mourned for the beauty for two seconds, but Ah Xing was too carried away, and he didn't pay attention to the fact that he was still holding a box in his hand, and accidentally spilled things on the ground, at this time Ah Xing came back to his senses, Yang San had to squat down to help pick up things, but Ah Xing's protagonist buff was a little stronger, and that beauty actually had a cosmetic box that rolled directly to Ah Xing's feet, looking at the beauty who also came over to help Yang San wanted to say to Li Sir in his heart, head, Your cabbage is about to be arched! Yes, this beauty is Li Tight's daughter Ayu.
After that, Yang San and Ah Xing carried their things to the dormitory assigned by Ah Xing, that is, Uncle Biao's house, and as soon as they entered the house, Yang San noticed the existence of a trace of yin qi, but there was no sound.
"Wow, what kind of kennel is this? Can it be inhabited? "I can't see that Ah Xing's requirements are quite high, watching Ah Xing pick and choose in the room, throw a side stove here, and pull the birdcage there.
"Why are you again? Why did you give me a dead man's room? Ah Xing suddenly had a portrait on the table, but Uncle Biao inside also said hello to him, which startled him, and then he realized that the things he littered just now had unconsciously returned to their original positions.
"San'er, have you noticed that something is wrong with this room?" Ah Xing can only pray that everything is an illusion, and he was just dreaming just now!
"Calm down! Ah Xing, it's nothing. "Sure enough, I was really dreaming, great! Seeing that Ah Xing really looked like this, Yang San decided to make him realize the cruelty of this world! "You're just hitting a ghost!"
"Bump... Ghost! Ah Xing couldn't speak clearly all of a sudden, and he shook and retreated until he hit the wall, then he propped up the wall and said, "Three... San'er, don't scare me, I'm very timid! β
Yang San looked at Ah Xing with disdain, you are a man with your own buff, can you be bolder? "Uncle Biao, are you here? Come out and see how you scare Ah Xing! β
"Xiao Yang, can you see me?" A "person" suddenly appeared on the recliner in the living room (I don't know if it's the living room), and it was Uncle Biao on the posthumous appearance. Although Yang San is a newcomer, Uncle Biao still has an image of this handsome guy.
"Ahh Hell! As soon as Ah Xing saw that the dead man really came out for no reason, he immediately doubted that he had lived, had I lived in vain for more than 20 years? After a roar, he immediately "grabbed the door"!
Ah Xing found that no matter how he ran, after running out of the door, he was shaking again after returning from the other door. However, in Yang San's opinion, Ah Xing is just going around in circles in the living room all the time, this is the legendary "ghost hitting the wall"? Looks like a lot of fun!
"San'er, you can see it, once there is a way to deal with it, right, help!" Ah Xing suddenly remembered something, San'er, you must give me a positive answer!
"Ah Xing don't have to be afraid, it's not just a ghost." Yang San said indifferently, still standing there motionless!
"Uncle Biao, have you ever known each other, I am Yang San, the contemporary descendant of Maoshan!" Yang San said directly to Uncle Biao.
"Are you a descendant of Maoshan Mountain? No wonder you can see me, why haven't I heard you say it before? "When Uncle Biao heard about the descendants of Maoshan, although he hadn't seen it, he was also famous, and he just restrained himself from such a "thing"!
"Great, third brother, take it quickly!" As soon as Ah Xing heard that the heir of Maoshan was also brightened, his feet were no longer shaking, and he rushed to Yang San's back and shouted, discovering for the first time how Yang San's arms were so safe.
Yang San looked at Ah Xing hiding behind him speechlessly, you can call San'er if you have nothing to do, you can call San'er if you have something, do you want to be shameless? I didn't realize that he was βlike this before.
"Uncle Biao, why are you still staying here? Is there something going on? "Yang San doesn't care about Ah Xing anymore
"That's the case, when I was on top, I found that I was wronged, and I couldn't die, so I came down again to help myself redress my grievances, and it said that I have a nemesis, and I also have a savior, and he has a plum blossom mole on his buttocks, which is my savior." Uncle Biao briefly said his purpose, and then pointed to Ah Xing's ass and said.
"No, boss, shall we change one?" As soon as Ah Xing heard that this thing was here to find himself, he suddenly became furious again, don't, I don't want to be a savior, and what is the stalk of the plum blossom mole? No matter how you listen to it, it's unreliable!
"That's what I said above, do you think I want to, I don't know how many times I've saved you in the past few days, I really don't know who is the savior?" Uncle Biao also looked at Ah Xing with a disgusted face, do you think I want to, just your unreliable appearance, I still want to change people!
Ah Xing recalled the strange events he had encountered in the past few days, and originally thought that he was lucky, but it turned out that this thing was helping him, and he suddenly felt that this old face was much cuter all of a sudden.