Chapter 195: My Husband Has a Way
After dawn, I continued to set off, and as I drove on, I suddenly found a large forest.
"Look, that tree is so big." Xin Mei pointed to a tall dead tree in the middle of the forest.
The dead tree was thousands of meters high, standing in the middle of the forest like a mountain.
Celine looked elated, "That's the World Tree Wow!" We're in Lorraine! ”
Xin Mei was happy when she heard the word Luolin, this was her first tourist destination!
Uh-huh, after a few months of tossing and turning here, I finally started to travel!
In this way, Xin Mei gradually forgot the purpose of this trip and headed straight towards Luolin......
……
However, at this time, in the depths of the Lorraine, the pirates were making their last plunder.
"My baby, why are you so dead......"
In a tribe deep in the woods, a man with a very old face and a distressed expression on his face, cried with the child in his arms, and his voice was full of despair.
The man was surrounded by a group of pirates with loaded guns, surrounding the elves.
These elves were not frightened at all, and they confronted each other with bows, arrows, and spears.
"Mr. Dan, I'm a fan of your wife's red tail sauce! Leave us alone! On the other end, an Inuit elf who was reconciled from it was pale, his face was full of tears, and he hugged an octopus with tears and snot and cried, "You all put down your guns, I promise they won't do it, how dare we......"
"Less nonsense! Are you embarrassed to be a fan if you don't have money? Hurry up and hand over all the valuable things! If the labor and management are in a better mood, they will save you from death! The octopus man shouted and kicked the natives who were hugging his thighs.
There was despair in the hearts of the natives, and there was also a lot of anger in their hearts.
Octopus Star Man Dandan scoffed.
He was originally a joker among pirates, and in the long and boring pirate life, he used one mouth to amuse everyone.
Since coming to Elvein, in the past ten years, he has also taken root in this land, marrying a Lorin elf as his wife, named Redtail Sauce.
Under the operation of Dandan, Hongwei Sauce has attracted a lot of elf fans because of the forest character and has become an Internet celebrity of Ellie Venne.
After becoming Internet celebrities, the two opened a clothing store, specializing in various mix-and-match styles of clothing, and fans naturally became a stable source of customers.
But Dandan hasn't forgotten his old job: pirates.
Even if he is just a joker, as a veteran pirate, he naturally knows the unspoken rules of the industry: once he wants to evacuate the planet, he must resume burning, killing and looting.
Not only that, once you kill, you have to kill to the end, and you must not leave any trouble, even fans!
Especially on this kind of impoverished planet, many poor teenagers have died of their fathers and mothers, what if they survive and become the protagonists in the future!
So before evacuating, they had to loot the forest and drop the zombie potion.
said that they would let them go, how could it be?
Of course, Dandan is still very vigilant, after all, this group of natives is not the same as the good people in the city, and the folk customs are very strong.
Why is he so unlucky, everyone else goes to the town to poison, and he is the only one who is so famous that he is jealous of his peers, so he was assigned to poison this place where birds don't.
What's even more tricky is that this group of Diao people has long seen through his tricks, and they don't believe in evil at all, and are ready to make a fish die and break the net.
The situation is deadlocked.
At this moment, his subordinates came in a panic to report, "The eggs are always bad!" Cha Xian's car is coming! ”
Dandan disdainfully, "Cha Xian is here, what are you panicking about." ”
The subordinate shook his head desperately, "But the car is ...... It's not like a fairy! ”
Dandan picked up the binoculars and took a closer look, and found that it was a strange thing, it was an Inuit woman driving!
Why would she drive a car like Cha Xian?!
And the more Dan Dan thought about it, the more confused he became, Cha Xian's retreat route was different from him, why did he come to Luolin?
Still an elf in the car?
Could it be ......
Dandan shouted badly, and no longer entangled, "The elves have rebelled!" Cha Xian has already encountered an accident, brothers, kill me all! ”
The natives also let go, "Kill! ”
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The other three of them rotated shifts, and now it was Xin Mei's turn to sleep, Celine was driving, and Jamila was sitting in the co-pilot.
Jamila wondered, "Huh? Why is there a fire there? ”
"yes...... It's good that there are a lot of gunshots...... "Celine also has a question mark on her face.
As a result, the two were stunned, a bunch of bullets flew in the distance, the tires exploded directly, and the car became more and more bumpy, and slowly stopped.
Celine was shocked when she saw many pirates running over in the distance, and quickly ran to the back and shook her eyebrows.
"Meimei, wake up, sister!"
Xin Mei: →_→
"It's a big deal, there are a lot of pirates here in Lorraine!"
“!!!!” Xin Mei immediately got up, and when he saw the pirates suddenly running around the car, he immediately cheered up, and then got to the point.
After the pirates surrounded the car, the question was nothing more than 'what do you have to do with Cha Xianfan', 'Why is Cha Xian not in the car, what did you do with him'......
Xin Mei replied very smoothly.
"I'll fuck you!"
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Ten minutes later.
After escaping into the depths of the jungle with Celine, Xin Mei sighed helplessly.
The team battle just now was lost, not because she didn't give it well, but mainly because Jamila was too weak and was quickly captured by the pirates.
With a woman in his hand as a hostage, Xin Mei didn't dare to move, so he had to pull Celine to start the escape mode.
Fortunately, Celine practiced for a morning run this time, and the speed was also fast, and the two escaped in the rain of bullets.
Xin Mei sighed helplessly, now she is trapped in this dense forest and lost, not to mention, there is no means of transportation, but what should I do?
It's okay now, and I can't go.
But look at the forest again, a large group of natives are also dead and wounded, and they are all surrounded by themselves, how can they take care of them.
At this time, Celine said weakly, "Why don't we escape?" ”
Xin Mei gritted his teeth, "No, I have to kill back." ”
Because there's a car over there.
"But it's just the two of us, can it be done...... Celine worried, in fact, she wants to say more, "It's just you......"
Xin Mei looked at the sky expectantly, "My husband has a way." ”
"Really? I know your husband is amazing, but we don't have a way to signal now......" Celine sighed, a 'don't kid' expression.
"Absolutely." Xin Mei glanced at her, a standard tsundere expression, "You don't understand when you say it." ”
Natives, how can they understand the black technology of human beings!
As he spoke, Xin Mei searched carefully into the sky to find the glowing satellite.
After seeing that bright spot, Xin Mei yelled, "Husband save me!" ”
Celine: (* ̄〈 ̄)
On the other side, when the pirates heard the sound here, they were all stunned.
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