Chapter 196: Your Tongue Is Gone
Dandan was shocked, "Why is there still someone over there, let me search for it!" ”
It didn't take long for Xin Mei and Celine to come out with their hands raised.
The pirates laughed when they saw this, this sand sculpture is also okay, it was originally hidden well, but inexplicably the sentence "Husband save me" exposed himself.
Are you stupid or not? Hahaha......
Dandan walked over quite happily, pointed his tentacle at Xin Mei, and said with a wicked smile, "Little Nizi, I'm worried that I can't find you?" Why do you call your husband, do you miss me? ”
"Whew! You disgusting tentacle monster, you dare to touch me and try it?! Xin Mei said resentfully.
Dandanle was happy, "Try it!" ”
And then......
The tentacles still retracted.
Are you stupid?! This kind of plot where you reach out and go over, your hand will definitely be disabled, can't you guess it?!
Even if I'm a tentacle monster, you can't play with me like this!
Dandan scoffed at Xin Mei's agitation method, and told me to try it, I'll try it, I only have a total of eight tentacles, and it's not good to drop one?
"I believe you're a ghost!" Dan Dan said proudly, "I don't need to use my tentacles, I use my housekeeping skills - I lick!" ”
Xin Mei was shocked: "Hey, it's disgusting!" Don't come here! ”
"Can you escape my big tongue? You scream, you scream and no one will pay attention to you! Dan Dan proudly stuck out his big tongue and leaned over to lick wildly.
Xin Mei smiled calmly, "Your tongue is gone." ”
Dandan: "??? ”
That's when it happened.
A bullet hit Dandan's tongue directly! The severed tongue fell to the ground on the spot!
"Bang!" A thud crossed the sky.
Balls: ???
In another moment, Dandan's head was immediately gone, and he died on the spot, splashing everyone's face with blood.
"Bang!" Another thud streaked across the sky.
Everyone:?!
The tongue says no, it's gone? Dandan said to be dead and dead?
And before the sound was heard, the bullets came?
This way of debuting is not ...... Spicy woman?!
Celine was stunned when she saw this scene, "Meimei, it's really your husband!" ”
"That's right," Xin Mei sneered, and taunted the other pirates, "Come on! ”
We're not coming! The pirates were so desperate to survive that they immediately lost their weapons and fled!
However, the heavens spared whom, just when the pirates fled for their lives, bullets came one after another!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
On the spaceship outside the visual distance, Xu Weiyang was relying on the Tianyantong cultivated during the Jindan period to turn on the hunting mode.
On the other end, the red tail sauce in the pirate car is wearing nail polish, and looking in the rearview mirror, oh my cute little face!
Finally out of this place, alas! Internet celebrities should be enough, and then follow Dandan to other places to make money!
Since marrying Dandan, Hongwei Sauce's three views have been constantly refreshed, this octopus man's ability is amazing, she doesn't want to serve in and out of bed, she is so happy to death!
For the red tail sauce that is accustomed to the luxurious life of the mountains and seas every day, the forest life in the past is simply fatal!
So she doesn't have any nostalgia for leaving this planet.
As for what is about to happen to her compatriots, she doesn't bother to care.
Redtail was happily looking in the rearview mirror, but suddenly saw a lot of pirates fleeing frantically, and people kept hitting the streets along the way.
What's the situation? Redtail-chan was about to put down her nail polish and get out of the car to take a look, but she didn't know that a bullet flew straight into the fuel tank of the car.
……
The world is quiet.
Xin Mei was finally relieved, and he cried on the spot as he watched the spaceships in the sky approaching.
"You conscienceless you finally see me, do you know how hard I am...... Woowoowoo......"
"Why are you here? Woowoowoo......"
It didn't take long for Xu Weiyang's spaceship to fly in, and then slowly landed in the clearing.
Under the jaw-dropping onlookers of the natives, the hero appeared domineeringly!
After Xu Weiyang got off the spaceship, he calmly pulled up Xin Mei, who was still hugging his head and crying, "Come home with me, and talk about other things when I go home." ”
"Husband! You're here! Woooooooooooooooo Xin Mei screamed, threw herself into Xu Weiyang's arms, and cried even more fiercely.
"Mother, don't you be like this, okay? I'm embarrassed. Xu Zhi squinted at Xin Mei.
Xin Mei originally thought that Xu Weiyang was good for her to go down the stairs, but now it was uncomfortable!
"What do you feel embarrassed! Tell me what's embarrassing? Little cub see that I don't clean you up! ”
Xin Mei looked aggrievedly at the untouched child next to him, and then cried again.
…… It's so miserable, why is it always me who is scared!
……
After comforting his daughter-in-law, Xu Weiyang's eyes turned to look at the natives here.
"These boxes of food are left, you can take care of yourself." Expressionless, just coldly spit out a word.
With just one word, the faces of the group of natives in front of them were like the cold wind blowing through the moon.
Xin Mei's heart shrank in an instant, and he just left?
But what about them!
At the moment when Xu Weiyang spoke, a cold feeling surrounded Xin Mei, which was an extremely cold coldness......
"Husband, they're so pitiful, you can help them."
Xin Mei still had only one thought in his mind, if he left like this, this group of natives would definitely not be able to escape the virus dropped by the pirates.
Xu Weiyang was a little unhappy at first.
Help? How can it help? There are refugees everywhere, so I'm just a battleship, okay? Don't be sick like your mother......
But looking at Xin Mei's very firm appearance, Xu Weiyang is also very helpless, this daughter-in-law who is causing trouble everywhere......
"Husband, come and see."
took Xu Weiyang to the armored car, lifted the tarpaulin, and a large box of death potions came into view!
Xu Weiyang was also shocked by this scene.
Xin Mei became more and more determined, "Husband, it was my fault for running away from home this time, but since I came out, I don't want to go back with regrets." Sister Celine has helped me a lot, and I have to help her. ”
After finishing speaking, Xin Mei lowered his head, looking unconfident.
Xu Weiyang had already seen through this Nizi's Mary Sue complex, so he sighed helplessly, raised her face again, kissed it, and then said seriously, "Since it's your request, then it's okay." But when you get home, be obedient and stop making trouble. ”
Xin Mei: ⊙0⊙!
She's going to it!
When you get home, be obedient and stop making trouble......
I'm impressed!
Don't be moved!
Touching the plopping little liver, Xin Mei felt that he had been provoked.
Yes, I was provoked by this sentence.
Could it be that this is the legendary protagonist's aura of two meters eight?
At that moment, it was a strange feeling, it was a sense of oppression.
In layman's terms, it is, a domineering president!
Xin Mei immediately made up more dialogues in his head, such as "You abrasive little goblin", "Come up, move yourself", "Leave my mark on your body", "Remember, you are my woman" and so on......