At one o'clock in the morning, a bright light suddenly flashed in a room in 3602 in the Love Apartment.

Yang San just came out for no reason, looking at the familiar room, I really miss it, it's better to be a modern city, in the eighties and nineties, when there was only a call machine, Yang San felt that he was going to be moldy.

After lying comfortably on his bed, Yang San found that there was no one in the apartment? Not only 3602, but even 3601 is gone, even the 10,000-year-old otaku Guan Gujun is not in the suite, have I slept for a long time? No, it's only seven o'clock, or do they go clubbing early in the morning? What a fall!

"Helpless" followed the fallen Yang San all the way to the bar downstairs, I always felt that there were a lot of people along the way, I didn't expect our people in Shanghai to have such a high consciousness, they all know that the early insects have birds to eat!

"Kill her, kill her! Killed!! "As soon as I entered the bar, Yang San heard Mr. Zeng's voice, is this constipation after drinking too much fake milk powder?" Teacher Zeng, you think about killing people early in the morning? Not very well, who offended you? Tell him to come over and celebrate! ”

"That's it, Zeng Xiaoxian, if there is anything unhappy to say, let everyone be happy!" Sister Yifei was obviously also very interested, "It's just Yang San, you haven't woken up yet, it's seven o'clock in the evening!" ”

"At night?" Yang San was stunned when he heard this, no wonder there were so many people all the way, and he thought they were all doing morning exercises, how much did he miss this bed? Forget it, let's talk about it first, "I was busy cultivating immortals last night and forgot the time." ”

"Hello!hello!Aren't you discussing my problem right now?" Teacher Zeng, who was suddenly crooked in the building, decided to forcibly break it back, and now it's Brother Xian's Show time!

"Okay, good, you come, you please!" Yang San looked at Mr. Zeng who was cheated and was in a hurry to "share" with others, how shaky are you? I can't compare to you in this regard, you are amazing, the stage is all for you!

"This is my phone editor, Judy. Her work performance is getting more and more outrageous! Teacher Zeng said with a disgusted face, and even couldn't help but shiver a few times, uh, is this a phone editor or a flower?

"Judy? You want to subtly rule her, and then be ... Don't say you know me in the future! "Who are you, Yang Sanyan? Why are you sitting here? Sister Yifei and Zhanbo Wanyu are also disgusted: "Bah! ”

"Ahh Bah! How could I be such a person, I'm a good brother, a public figure! Do you understand? "Teacher Zeng was also anxious when he heard it, Brother Xian is an old virgin who has not been seen in a thousand years! How could such a thing be done! While talking, he also straightened his collar, indicating that Brother Xian pays attention to his image! It's just that what could have been a handsome action became so cheap here at Mr. Zeng?

"No, that's what I said, that's not what I wanted to say! San'er, don't make trouble! Teacher Zeng reacted instantly, why is the building crooked again? Brother Xian, I'm easy, I'm here!

"Uh..."Looking at Mr. Zeng's expression that I will kill you if you speak again, Yang San can only say OK, I won't bother this time, I shut up, and made a zipper motion. It's just that where did you hear "San'er"? I was already very depressed when I let Ah Xing call all day long, and I thought it would be good to return to the love apartment, but why did it appear again?

"The night before yesterday, I slept soundly and suddenly a call came, guess who?" Teacher Zeng looked at the "honest" Yang San and nodded with satisfaction, as for "San'er"? Teacher Zeng said that he had wanted to call for a long time, but he was afraid of being beaten so he delayed until now.

"Your phone editor?" Hey? Sister Yifei is so cooperative with Teacher Zeng today? It can't be that you forgot to take your medicine when you go out, right?

"No, it's a beautiful columnist, whose pen name is Meteor Bow, she promised to help me write an autobiography, my story on the radio~" Teacher Zeng glanced at Sister Yifei appreciatively, Yifei, you finally took the right medicine today! Teacher Zeng said proudly, but these words and coquettish actions are really cheap!

Yang San looked at the "coquettish" teacher Zeng, and couldn't help but tremble, it turns out that you are the one who is under the unspoken rules! That's what a knot of appetite! resisted the impulse to hit Teacher Zeng, or be my beautiful man quietly first, and wait for the limelight of "San'er" to pass.

"Really?" Wan Yu swept Teacher Zeng up and down with strange eyes, obviously doubting Teacher Zeng's character.

It's just that there is a faint murderous aura all of a sudden? Yang San quietly glanced at Sister Yifei, and sure enough, he found that Sister Yifei's eyes seemed to have a cold light flickering, Sister Yifei was... Jealous? Could it be that the story between Sister Yifei and Teacher Zeng has started so early? It's just that it can drag on for that long? The whole season is just a little spark, and it can only be said that it is really worthy of "virtuous love"!

"Of course it's true, as we all know, the listeners of my show have been getting better and better lately, and some advertising agencies have asked me if I would like to accept endorsements!" It's just that Teacher Zeng, who was unaware, was still talking excitedly, and even his tone was getting higher and higher, and his eyebrows trembled unconsciously.

"What brand? Watches, suits, or cars? "Wan Yu was also very interested when she heard the endorsement, but which one of you said could match Teacher Zeng?

"Nightshade!" Teacher Zeng, who was really embarrassed to listen to Wan Yu, had to say it himself, but what was your cheap expression excited about?

"What is this? Mosquito coil? Sure enough, Wan Yu was a little stunned when she heard such a strange name, I haven't heard of such a strange product name in the fashion industry, isn't it in the fashion industry? What is that? Wan Yu had to guess the name casually.

"It's a sleeping pill!" Mr. Zeng emphasized word by word, this is his first endorsement, which is very representative! But he was handsome for only three seconds, and he said cheaply, "Blue bottle!" ”

Yang San looked at Teacher Zeng who was trying to die, and prayed for him for three seconds with pity, Teacher Zeng, I don't blame you. Because someone will help me get my revenge!

Sure enough, the cold light in Sister Yifei's eyes disappeared suddenly, and she made a standard etiquette gesture "gently", and said in a very weird tone, "Do you want to sleep without waking up?" It is recommended that you listen to Zeng Xiaoxian's program or take 16 tablets of night incense sleeping pills in a row! Night incense sleeping pills, who uses who knows! ”

"Don't interrupt, I'm talking about my phone editing." Teacher Zeng looked at Zhanbo and Wanyu, who couldn't help laughing, and hurriedly "turned the tide" and forcibly brought Lou Zheng back, why can't I beat the crooked building today?

"yes, why hasn't your phone editor come out yet?" Sister Yifei was in a much better mood after stabbing her, but she still looked at Teacher Zeng with an angry evil eye.

"It's coming, it's coming." Don't rush it, drink the wine slowly, tell the story slowly, just listen attentively. Teacher Zeng still insisted on his own rhythm, "Then, the beautiful columnist asked me to record my daily program as an archive, so that she could use it as material when writing books in the future." ”

"Then I told her that there is no need to do this at all, the audience praises me when the show is good, and I am also serving the people, and then she said, you are too modest, looking at so many radio hosts, I am the one with the most selling point she has ever seen, so she finally asked me to record all the programs, I shirked everything with her, and in the end it was better to be respectful than to obey!" Mr. Zeng gave full play to his storytelling talent as a radio host, and used rich facial expressions and exaggerated body movements to tell us about his inner ups and downs at that time.

It's just that with those little eyes, no matter how you look at it, you don't think it's an ordinary cheap! And the more I listened, the more goosebumps kept going, and even Sister Yifei decided to take the "blackening" route, "Your phone editor still hasn't appeared!" ”

"Listen, my phone editor did something that almost made me faint." Teacher Zeng said that the story is still very long, so you should be patient and listen to Brother Xian's story slowly.

"She killed that beautiful columnist?" Sister Yifei suddenly took Teacher Zeng's words excitedly, but Yang San felt that Sister Yifei was your idea, right?

"The relationship between the stories is very complicated, if I were you, I would listen to it before giving my opinion!" Teacher Zeng couldn't stand Sister Yifei's constant interruption of his words, and said to Sister Yifei "solemnly".

So I told my phone editor that every episode of my program would be recorded and engraved into a CD in the future, but she ...... "Teacher Zeng saw Sister Yifei's "acquaintance" and continued his "shadow" story meeting, but he obviously underestimated Sister Yifei.

"She didn't record it!" Sister Yifei interrupted Teacher Zeng directly and excitedly. Teacher Zeng, who was interrupted, squinted his little eyes and looked at her fixedly, "OK! OK! I'll listen, I'll listen. ”

"She finished recording, I listened to it from beginning to end, and the sound quality was very clear, so I asked her to take the disc and write the title and title on it, but she actually wrote the words on the front and back, or engraved it with a ballpoint pen, and my disc was completely destroyed, and the whole thing was like this." Teacher Zeng looked at Sister Yifei who was sure not to intervene anymore, and then said angrily, and took out his CD.

I didn't think that the phone editor had just appeared and the story had already ended, and Sister Yifei and a few people looked at each other a few times, looking like what they had just heard?

Teacher Zeng, who couldn't get a response after telling the story, asked, "Don't you think my phone editing is terrible?" ”

It's just that Sister Yifei obviously hasn't come to her senses yet, "What do you want to say about the whole thing?" ”

"My assistant, she wrote on the reverse side of the CD!" Teacher Zeng said excitedly, this is the most unforgivable!

"What was before that?" Sister Yifei finally understood, it turns out that you can finish it in one sentence! So what did you say about a lot of them?

"There's foreshadowing ahead!" Teacher Zeng said of course that storytelling is not like this! It's just that Sister Yifei and Zhanbo Wanyu have fallen on the sofa without love.

"Now I finally know why The Lord of the Rings filmed three episodes!" Zhanbo said that Mr. Zeng is not alone, you are not alone!

Yang San felt trigeminal nerve pain after listening to Mr. Zeng's "Sad Autobiography", so he went to the bar to order a cup to refresh himself, and when he came back with a bottle of Bingrui, he saw that Ziqiao was also here, and he was also excited, Ziqiao wouldn't have a story too, right?

"Hongdandan Brokerage Performing Arts Company!" Yang San looked at Zhanbo's genius behavior of being able to read the business card incorrectly, and he was also very impressed, how did you get admitted to MIT?

"This company is well-known in Southeast Asia, I read it in the newspaper last time." Ziqiao found that everyone present was looking at him with suspicion, so he had to say, "I looked at their advertisements last time when I took the newspaper to wrap the fire feet!" ”

Although Yang San is happy to see Ziqiao deceived, but this time it will directly affect the relationship between Ziqiao and Meijia, this is unacceptable, so let's extinguish his dream for Ziqiao'(*∩_∩*)′!

"Sister Yifei, I heard that there is an almighty little black in our apartment, do you know which suite he lives in?" Yang San asked Sister Yifei directly, first find the evidence, it should be very simple to have Xiao Hei's help.

"Xiao Hei of 3301 downstairs, he is quite handy, do you have something to do with him?" Sister Yifei really knows this little black, after all, she is too individual, and it is difficult to know it.

"There's something I want him to help look up." Yang San looked at Zi Qiao, but still didn't say it, and now he said that Zi Qiao didn't believe it, in Sister Yifei's thoughtful gaze, after getting Xiao Hei's information, Yang San said goodbye to everyone and left.