Chapter 24: Heaven Express
"Ding Dong, kill the evil mage, reward point: 300 points."
Isn't this system really meant to be funny? Kill the boss more than the quest reward? Although this boss is indeed worth the price, I really don't understand what standard this quest is released on
With a loud "boom" sound, Yang San and the others came out of hiding one after another.
"Are you alright?" Uncle Biao counted the heads, that's right, they're all there. This kind of thing is nothing to him as a ghost, just hide whichever he wants, but Yang San and the others can't do it, and they may be implicated at any time.
"I didn't expect this evil cultivator to be connected to the life of that statue, I knew that I wouldn't have to be so tired from fighting." Yang San breathed a sigh of relief and said, this time is really thrilling, if it weren't for his sufficient props, I don't know if he could beat it.
"This statue is where the evil cultivator's belief lies, that's why he cares so much, have you noticed that there is a black ball in the statue, it was also blown up and shattered just now, that should be the soul of the evil cultivator, the soul is blown up, and the evil cultivator himself can't live!" Li Jian, who got the transmission from the ancestral master, explained the reason, as for the soul, it is estimated that it is related to the sacrifice just now!
"Okay, now that I've got my revenge, it's time to report." Uncle Biao saw that the matter was over, and he was ready to say goodbye.
"Uncle Biao, I'll send you?" Ah Xing's brain circuit is really extraordinary.
"I'm going to heaven, do you think I'm going to travel, and send me? You want to die with you, too? "Uncle Biao glanced at Ah Xing, are you tired of being tired? Yang San and Li Jian also had expressions of caring for the mentally retarded.
"That's... We'll see you soon! Ah Xing also felt bad, so he was busy changing it, but it was obviously not much better.
"Goodbye? Then you'll have to wait! Uncle Biao looked at this living treasure, but it's okay, the sadness of such a fuss and separation is gone.
"That's it, you just take it slowly, I'm different, I'll go to you soon!" Li Jian is obviously a little reluctant to meet an old friend again, but your words are very ambiguous, how much do you want to live?
"Didn't I say you talked about when you went to heaven like this?" Yang San looked at a few second goods who were dying before him, and heard that Yang San really wanted to give them two shots, so that you could die together!
"Well, you'd better walk slowly on your own." Li Jian and Ah Xing were cold, and there seemed to be a malice enveloping them deeply, could it be that "death is coming"?
"Qingming must burn paper for me!" Uncle Biao's "piu" is no longer gone, "I often come to play when I have time!" "Go all the way, remember the letter!" There is no doubt about it, this is what these two second goods said, do you want to ask Uncle Biao to come together?
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At this time, a few days have passed since the last battle, but Yang San has never received the news that the task has been completed, it seems that Uncle Biao's "happy ghost" and Deng Liyang really have nothing to do with it!
"San'er, how did you say Uncle Biao was doing in heaven?" Ah Xing, who was playing with the pen, suddenly said to Yang San that Ah Xing has been absent-minded in the past few days, and he has been worried about Uncle Biao, and he can't see that Ah Xing is still so nostalgic.
"Well, why don't we go and see Uncle Biao." Yang San suddenly thought that in the original book, Li Jian and Ah Xing were going to send money to Uncle Biao, although Yang San didn't know how to do it, but Li Jian should know.
"You mean... To heaven? I haven't lived long enough! Ah Xing's eyes lit up, but he suddenly thought that Uncle Biao was in heaven now, and he was not in the world, how could he see it? Do you want to die?
"Let's go and ask Sir Li, doesn't his ancestor often go up and down, there should be a way." Yang San glanced at Ah Xing, if you haven't lived enough, will I live enough? Besides, if you want to die, you can't die with you!
Ah Xing also felt that it made sense when he heard it, that ancestor was much more reliable than Li Jian, so the two of them didn't go to class, and went directly to Li Jian's house, this excuse was injured a few days ago, and he has been raising (stealing) injuries (lazy) at home for the past few days.
"Sir Li, let's go see Uncle Biao together, I don't know how he's doing?" Ah Xing rushed into Li Tight's house, that's right, he opened the door directly with the key, since the last time he came over for a meal, Ayu gave him a key, and Li Tight wanted to pounce on Ah Xing and bite Ah Xing twice, Yang San entered the room and saw Li Tight lying on the sofa with "Ge You" lying down, still holding grapes in his hand, how much he wanted to enjoy it, and he didn't look hurt at all.
"Ahem, ahem, look at Zhang Biao, it's not bad, let's go together." Li Tight, who was startled by Ah Xing who suddenly rushed in, cast the grapes in embarrassment, and cheekily ignored Yang San Ah Xing's scrutinizing eyes, this is what you mean by injury? "Serious" sit upright and reply, wait, look at Zhang Biao? Isn't that going to heaven! Are you tired of living?
"Sir Li, what does Ah Xing mean is there any way you can let us go to heaven, or is there a way for Master Zu?" Yang San helped Ah Xing to explain, and at the same time unceremoniously sat down and took the grapes and ate them.
"Master Zu? That's a good idea, hey, it's my grapes, you two have eaten them all for me? "Li Jian heard that it made sense, the ancestor must have a way, and when he was about to get up, he found that the grapes he had just washed and had not eaten were actually eaten by these two boys! That's right, Ah Xing, who saw Yang San eating hard, felt that he was a little thirsty just now, so he ate it unceremoniously, don't say it, other people's things are sweet!
"Disciple Li Jian, respectfully ask Master Zu to possess and teach the Fa!" After a fight, Li took the two to his "god stick room", respectfully put on a pillar of incense and began to invite God. I saw that a beam of golden light suddenly appeared in the eyes of the ancestor statue, and it immediately integrated into Li Tight's body, and Li Tight's breath also changed at once, looking very majestic and martial.
"Your thoughts, this ancestor has already understood, but with your current cultivation, you can't reach the point of hearing from the heavens." Master Zu slowly explained, which means that I really have spells in this area, but you are too weak to even have the qualifications to practice. "But fortunately, Heaven has been attracting investment recently, so it has specially launched a thing called Heaven Admission Ticket, as long as you tear it up, you can go directly to Heaven, but it requires an entrance fee of 100 million Stygian coins, and the things you want to bring can be brought into Heaven as long as they are burned in advance, remember that the Stygian Coins are to be used by Heaven and Earth Bank, and the others are all counterfeit money."
Originally, Ah Xing and Yang San were still a little anxious when they heard that they couldn't meet the standard of cultivation, but when they heard the latter words, they were so shocked that they couldn't close their mouths. Tickets? And the entrance fee? Are you sure it's not the ticket money?
"Hey, hey, hey, come back to your senses, what did Master Zu say?" Li clapped Yang San and Ah Xing, who were stunned, it seems that Master Zu left after speaking, he was really busy.
After listening to what Yang San said, Li Jian was also speechless for a while, looking at the three so-called "admission tickets" on the altar, are you sure this is not a ticket to the zoo?
Now that there is a way to go to heaven, the next thing is to sweep the goods, and you can't go empty-handed, so the three of them went to the underworld supplies store... Sweep (o ́ω'o), there is no inflation in this period, and the maximum denomination is only 50 million (the plot needs it, don't care too much about the specific amount), unlike the later generations, which are tens of billions at every turn. That is to say, 100 million is two, Li Jian and Ah Xing directly bought all the dark coins of Tiandi Bank, and the boss's mouth couldn't be closed, big customer!
"Boss, do you have a villa or something?" Yang San thought about it, how to do it with money, who knows what the market is like?
"Yes, yes, please, look here, there are all kinds of luxury villas, which one is suitable?" The boss is warmly entertained, I must have made a lot of money today, how many people are hanging in these families? That's how you buy something!
Yang San, who didn't know that he was "dead", was also very satisfied with this beautifully made villa, and picked the most luxurious one for Uncle Biao, and then picked a lot of things including cars, yachts, and servants.
After seeing that everything was ready, the three of them returned to Li Jian's "magic stick room", carefully tore open the so-called "Heaven Admission Ticket", and saw that after a cloud of white light wrapped the three of them, there was no one in the room in a flash.
Yang Sansan only felt that after a flash of white light, they arrived in front of a strange house, and there was still a "Heaven Merchants Office" hanging on the house?
"Welcome to heaven, how can I help?" A "shopping guide" in a white suit? Respectfully greeted Yang Sansan.
"Well, we're from the Yang Realm, and we're not dead yet!" Yang San looked at Li Jian and Ah Xing, who were not finished in a daze, so he had to let him speak, emphasizing the key points first!
"A few people are laughing, we still have a clear distinction between people and ghosts, presumably a few are Mr. Yang San, Mr. Li Jian and Mr. Zhou Xing, several of their goods have been stored in the temporary warehouse, as long as you pay the storage fee, you can withdraw it at any time." This "shopping guide? "It's quite polite, and I talked to Yang San patiently, but what is the storage fee?
"What storage fee?" Li Jian, who came back to his senses, immediately grasped the key point.
"Because a few people are still people, the cost of sending a few people's things to heaven naturally has to be borne by a few people, according to statistics, a few people only need to pay 100 million for storage." How short of money is this paradise?
"We're looking for someone named Zhang Biao... Ghost, I just came up a few days ago, and I brought these things to him. Yang San hurriedly ended this topic, anyway, it's only 100 million, and the "money" is not too much!
"Zhang Biao? Wait a minute, I checked the information and found it, Zhang Biao is now just in the Heaven Court to review his qualifications, how many of you go directly or? "This paradise looks quite advanced," the shopping guide? "I just took out a notebook and asked after the operation.
"Let's go straight over, there's no point in staying here." Yang San remembered that Uncle Biao was almost "sent to hell" because he didn't bring money, so it was better to go directly to rescue him.
Li Jian and Ah Xing felt that it made sense, but for some reason, they had been feeling panicked since they came to heaven! Hurry up and finish your work and leave is the king, so the three of them asked the "shopping guide?" "Rented a big truck for delivery, yes, rented! Another 100 million was spent, and heaven is absolutely insanely poor!
"What? If you don't have any money, then go to hell, you don't need money there! Yang San, who had just driven to the Heaven Court, heard the judge say that it seemed that Uncle Biao had really been sent to hell.
"Zhang Biao, who is Zhang Biao? There's a courier to sign it off. Yang San shouted in a spoof, sending express delivery in heaven, it's fun to think about it.
"I'm here." As soon as Uncle Biao heard someone shouting about himself, he subconsciously shouted, it's just that there is a courier in heaven? And what is a courier? Can you eat it?
Looking at the two "couriers" carrying a large box of "money", Uncle Biao was excited, no matter what kind of thing he couriered by, it would be good to have money to collect! As soon as I walked in, I found that it was Li Jian and Ah Xing! "Is that you? You've sent me money, that's great! ”
"Uncle Biao, let's come in time!" Yang San walked up with eighteen beautiful "maids", "It's not just about sending money, but also villas, fragrant car beauties, everything, there are eighteen of them, you old man should be leisurely!" ”
"Heaven welcomes you!" When the judge saw that the poor ghost had suddenly become a big customer, he immediately smiled like a flower.
"Great, I'm going to treat you to a big meal!" Uncle Biao saw that the heaven problem he was most concerned about was solved, and his waist didn't hurt in an instant, so he must treat Li Jian and a few people well, what a good person!
"Okay!" As soon as Ah Xing heard that there was a way to eat, he thought of a question as soon as he finished, "San'er, can we eat this heavenly meal?" ”
"The people have also seen it, and the things have been delivered, Zhang Biao, the old ghost, must be very nourishing in the future, are you still going to stay for a meal? Then you can stay alone! "Li Jian saw that the matter was done, so let's leave quickly, it's weird and scary to stay in heaven!
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for completing the task, and reward 200 boundary points."