On this day, Yang San came to the bar downstairs of the apartment and saw Wan Yu sitting at the bar with a notebook crackling

"What is this? Constellation test? Yang San walked in and took a look, what was the original question? What the hell is this?

"This is submitting a resume, and now when you are looking for a job, you have to do a test before submitting your resume." Wan Yu said while looking at the question, and Zhan Bo on the side added, "This is very popular in foreign companies, it is said that a person's personality can be measured, and it is not in harmony with this position?" ”

"What does position have to do with personality? Besides, you can measure it by relying on these questions? "Yifei said that I don't believe it if I am killed

"These questions are all from psychologists, and at first glance I don't think there is anything, but in fact, I can analyze a lot of problems!" Zhanbo said that I can't kill you, you should believe it

"But some of the questions are so strange," Wan Yu said, feeling tired...

"Strange is strange, but they can reflect your outlook on life and values, and they are very accurate," Zhanbo continued to retort

"For example, name what mosquitoes and tigers have in common." Wan Yu also began to doubt

"It's... It depends on whether your thinking is macro or micro."

"Also, if Jay Chou and your dad fight, who will you help? A Jay Chou B your dad C called to tell the TV station? "Wan Yu thinks this is purely looking for a draw, right? Who's up the question?

"Shouldn't you take a picture first?" Yang San felt that taking pictures at such a meaningful moment was the most important thing, and Yifei and Wanyu also felt that it made sense

"Zhanbo, have you ever encountered these weird questions before?" Wan Yu looked at Zhanbo expectantly and told me that I was not alone!

"Yes, there was a question like this, you have two underwear, one is dirty and not washed, and the other is washed and not dried, which one do you wear?" Zhanbo ignored the "vulgar" eyes of the world and said calmly

"Is this the subject of expressing your values? I despise you no matter what you wear, don't be my brother when you go out" Yifei really can't stand this stupid brother

"I... I didn't choose either, I don't wear it, it's so cool! Zhanbo said proudly, I'm smart!

"Hehehehehe, I despise you!" Wan Yu said that she despised you, and she didn't discuss

"That Zhanbo, why don't you go and buy a new one?" Yang San is also very curious to see the exhibition that refreshes himself again and again

"I... I ...... "Zhanbo can't say it, why didn't I think of it?"

At this time, Mr. Zeng, who was dressed in a formal suit, walked over, but the innate aura of cheapness still leaked out inadvertently.

"Yo, Mr. Zeng is so handsome today, are you going to go on a blind date?" Yang San started first

"Yes, it's kind of a person." Yifei took the opportunity to mend the knife

"Teacher Zeng, are you going to an interview too?" Wan Yu, who has been "well-informed" in the past two days, relates

"That's right, it's going to be a turning point in my life!" Teacher Zeng said that he was thick-skinned, so he could bear it!

"I'm sorry, Mr. Zeng, I didn't know you were unemployed!" Wan Yu, are you sure you're not stabbing you?

"Poof!" Teacher Zeng forced this trick to crit, "It's not unemployment, I'm competing for a job, I heard from the grapevine that the station is going to open a new TV column, and there is still a lack of a host!" ”

"I found out from the grapevine that the producer of this column will be in the station today, imagine that my brother Xian's opportunity to become a TV host has finally come!"

"Slow down, slow down, your logic is a bit jumpy, you can be a TV host with just these two news that I don't know where to hear?" Yifei is a teacher, which means that your logic doesn't make sense, and it would be strange if you didn't deduct the question like this

"Don't cross it, this is a turning point on my life path to success, can't you say something nice?" Teacher Zeng really wants to say, enough is enough for you, will you die if you say something nice?

"Mr. Zeng, this may be your path to success in life, but ...... There is a traffic jam ahead, so you can arrange it slowly! Yang San continued to mend the knife

"Hahahaha..."Everyone looked at Teacher Zeng, who had been "killed by a knife", and was in a good mood for a while

On this day, Yang San, who returned to the apartment, entered the door and heard Guan Gu's voice

"I'm going to have fun!" Coupled with Guan Gu's false grasp of his hands and a lewd smile on his face, he really deserves to come from an AV country

"Huh! Guan Gujun, it seems that I have to get to know you all over again, I didn't expect you to be such Guan Gu! Yang San looked at Guan Gu with disdain

"Guan Gujun, this is hooliganism, very perverted!" Meijia looked at me and I didn't believe it, my Guan Gu is not such a person! There must be a reason for this

"No, not (in Japanese)! You guys misunderstood, I'm going to pinch... Instant noodles! Guan Gujun hurriedly explained, it's just that you cooperate with your hands, and the credibility is not high

"Instant noodles? But this is still very perverted! "Meijia breathed a sigh of relief, I knew that Guan Gu-kun was not that kind of person! No, this "hobby" is too weird, I will definitely help Guan Gujun change it! "Guan Gujun, you don't have any other way?"

"Then I don't have any other way, but... Sometimes I pinch cookies and chips too! Guan Gujun continued to share his rich experience, "Oh, let me tell you, after my research, the sound of different brands of instant noodles crushing is different......

Yang San said that this kind of perverted experience was still not good, and hurried back to the room.

Yang San counted the savings on his body, and there was not much money left behind from his predecessor, so why not sell some of the things he brought back from "Mr. Zombie" again? I remember that Ren Tingting gave dozens of "Yuan Datou" as a coil, of course, there are others such as jade pendant calligraphy and painting, just keep it, after making up her mind, Yang San went out to the antique market to find a good-looking antique shop to deal with these "Yuan Datou", and got nearly 100,000 yuan, which is not bad, and can last for a while, sure enough, forget about work or something, it's good to be quiet when I am a beautiful man!

Standing in front of his house, Yang San hesitated and decided that he would go to 3601, he didn't want to see the "perverted" Guan Gu for the time being, so he turned around and opened 3601 and walked in.

I saw Mr. Zeng and a mature beauty looking at him in surprise, huh? Did Mr. Zeng take the woman back to the apartment? The room was visibly cleaned and sprayed with freshener? But how can there still be a smell of charcoal-grilled octopus? The point is that the woman still has traces of crying?

Mr. Zeng, what have you done to others? You beast! But didn't Mr. Zeng go for an "interview"? This can't be the producer, right? Teacher Zeng, I didn't expect you to "fall"!

"Why don't I avoid it?" Yang San brainstormed for a while before he said, then walked out and closed the door and left, leaving the two who were still in the mess, they still had to go back to 3602, Yang San opened the door with difficulty and went in

"Yang Sanjun, you're back." Guan Gu saw that it was Yang San, and then turned his head and buried himself in a pile of labels

"Guan Gujun, what are you doing?" As long as you don't pinch instant noodles, everything is easy to say

"It's a quiz with a prize, and I've found that travel inspires me too! Answer all of these questions correctly and I'll win the jackpot: European Freedom Pairs! Guan Gu returned without raising his head, "But these questions are too difficult, I finally solved the first question from Yifei, but the second question was stuck again!" ”

"It's said that it's a big prize, it's normal to be a little harder, if it's easy, not everyone can win the big prize!" Yang San said as a matter of course, "What question?" Why don't I help you refer to it? ”

"Okay, this question goes like this: May I ask why Simmons is called Simmons?" Guan Gu felt that it made sense, and took out a label and asked

"It's... Brain teasers? Yang San, who was ready, was a little dizzy by such a question

"No, this is a life question, the first question just now is a geography question: why is Cambodia called Cambodia? In the end, Yifei helped me find the answer from a big brick book," Guan Gu also said a little depressed, "Book? By the way, that brick book, maybe I can find this question, I have to ask where Yifei bought it? ”

"Sekiya... Guan Gu..."Wan Yu hurriedly ran in from outside, and only settled down after seeing Guan Gu, snatched the water in Yang San's hand and drank it in one gulp, "Come to life, thank you, Yang San"

"It's good if you're happy," Yang San said with a smile and a smile, "Why are you running so fast?" Is there anything going on with Sekiya? ”

"Wow, what a beautiful and gorgeous three-piece living room sofa set!" Wan Yu also reacted, yes, it's important to sell books, hurry into the state, with an exaggerated expression and an exaggerated tone

"Wan Yu, did you forget to take your medicine today? I'm getting goosebumps! Yang San rubbed his arms, and Guan Gu couldn't help but tremble

"Don't make trouble, Yang San, Guan Gu is now my first customer, I want to leave him with a perfect image!" Wan Yu looked at Yang San dissatisfiedly and said, you don't say that no one is dumb for you, be careful I tell my father that you are bullying me!

Yang San said that there was no problem, and hurriedly opened the space to leave Wan Yu to play, and walked to the kitchen to get a bag of potato chips while eating and watching the play

"Uh-uh, thanks for the compliment, please take a seat!" Guan Gu looked at Yang San, who "raised his hand to surrender" in an instant, and awkwardly cooperated with Wan Yu

"Guan Gujun, you want to buy a set of our company's latest encyclopedia, this book is all-encompassing, containing 5,000 years of knowledge and information from all over the world, all handmade, leather cover, gilded pages." Wan Yu tried her best to flicker

"That's... I just want to know now why Simmons is called Simmons? Guan Gu said weakly

"Uh..."Wan Yu is also stuck, what now? There's no teaching in the white paper.,By the way.,Sister Yifei just found the answer in the encyclopedia.,Or I'll look for it too? Wan Yu hurriedly picked up a book and quickly flipped it up, "Xi... Mat... s”

"Found it, Simmons: a famous American brand founded in 1870 by Axlmon Gilber Simmons! Simmons is also the founder's last name! Wan Yu lived up to expectations and found the answer

"It's amazing, this book is really good, Wan Yu's book is the encyclopedia you say? I'm going to buy a copy! Guan Gu excitedly said to Wan Yu, with this book, I can answer all the questions, European Freedom Duo! I'm coming!

"Great! Guan Gu "Wan Yu happily took out the book purchase contract and asked Guan Gu to sign it, "Guan Gu, you can sign it here, no, here, oh no, it's still here..."

"Are you sure?" Guan Gu was also a little dizzy, and picked up the pen and was about to write

"No, sign here, I'm the person in charge" Wan Yu was not very sure, and looked at Guan Gu to sign "No, you still sign the following, yes, this time it must be right!" ”

"Is it here?" Guan Gu has also repeatedly confirmed that this salesman is too unqualified!

"yes, that's right, I guess that's it!" Wan Yu said happily that my first business has been completed, and this will be the first pot of gold on the road of my life!

Yang San laughed so much that his abdominal muscles were almost 9 pieces, this scene was not in vain, what would Wan Yu think if she knew that she had bought an encyclopedia herself? I want to know

"Tuk... Sincere... "Someone's knocking on the door?"

"I'll come, I'll come, you continue" Yang San came over to open the door, and found an old man outside the door, "Are you...??" ”

"You must be Miss Lin Wanyu's uncle, fortunately!" The old man said enthusiastically, not noticing that Yang San's expression had stiffened, this is the old man Shi, why hasn't Sister Yifei strangled him yet!

"Teacher Shi! Congratulations, I just sold an encyclopedia! Wan Yu heard the voice and saw that the team leader was here, great, let him also see my skills

Old man Shi took the contract and looked at it, is there something going on here? "Miss Lin Wanyu, is this your signature? Mr. Sekiya, is this your signature? After getting a positive response, Old Man Shi must have happened something he didn't know, but it doesn't matter, just sell the book

"Congratulations, Miss Lin Wanyu, you just bought a whole set of encyclopedias for yourself!" Old man Shi shook Wan Yu's hand and said

"And you, Guan, Mr. Gu Magic, you can get a commission of three hundred yuan!" Wan Yu finally reacted, I signed the wrong position? My first pot of gold! Sekiya said, "What's going on?" Does it mean that the book doesn't cost money anymore? And you're going to give me three hundred dollars? That's great!