Chapter 46: When Reality Shines into Dreams (Subscribe Ask!) )
On this day, Yoyo excitedly called Yumo and Yang San to 3602.
"Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao took the bait?"
Yoyo exclaimed angrily: "Of course, look at that, does it feel familiar?" ”
Yang San and Yu Mo looked at an ornament not far away with their leisurely hands, only to see that there was a contemplative robot on it, looking at this side with a dull gaze.
"Huh? This robot looks so familiar, I've seen it somewhere. ”
Yu Mo looked at the robot in surprise, tilted his head and exclaimed in confusion.
Yang San on the side almost burst out laughing, can this product be familiar, Yang San can clearly see them on the robot's belly.
"Hehe, it's familiar, you used this robot to spy on me and Guan Guan dating, and now it's just right, I put it there, right in front of Guan Gu's door, 24 hours a day of uninterrupted monitoring, just now, I finally found that Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao doggy took a painting tube into Guan Gu's room."
Looking at Yoyo gritting his teeth, Yumo smiled awkwardly.
"yes, hehehehe."
"Yoyo, why are you calling me back in a hurry?"
Guan Gu suddenly came in and asked curiously.
"San'er, Yumo, you're also there, I told you, I've checked the information in the past few days, it turns out that the conch girl is so powerful, I picked up an ashtray a few days ago, do you think it will?"
"Guan Gu, don't care if it's a conch or soot, after our clever arrangement, they are now caught, and they are inside."
Yang San pointed to the room with a smile, and Guan Gu suddenly jumped up in surprise.
He ...... Guys? ”
Youyou glanced at Guan Gu and said speechlessly: "That's right, they are in the room now, whether they like to steam or stir-fry, it's up to you." ”
"Are you sure it's really Conch Girl in there?"
"Of course, I heard that you weren't satisfied with your sketches, so they sent them out." Yu Mo smiled.
"I'm not dissatisfied." Guan Gu suddenly squirmed.
"This is our strategy, not so that you and the lover of your dreams can meet sooner." Yoyo explained to Sekiya in a serious manner.
"Who said it was my dream girl?" Guan Gu hurriedly retorted.
"And what are you blushing about?" "Also, don't think I don't know how many portraits of the conch girl you've painted these days. ”
"I was modeled after you." Guan Gu said shyly.
"Then would you like to go in and see what the real Conch Girl looks like? That way you'll have a prototype the next time you draw a conch. You looked at Guan Gu with a smile.
Guan Gu looked at Youyou in a daze, and suddenly said happily: "I'm not ready yet." ”
Guan Gu took a deep breath nervously and quietly opened the door expectantly.
Suddenly, a burst of light greeted him, and I saw ......
"Nani?"
I saw that Mr. Zeng and Ziqiao were carefully hanging a brand-new sketchpad on Guan Gu's easel, and the sketchpad was a new sketch.
"Sekiya?!"
The sound of opening the door immediately disturbed Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao, and when the two saw that it was Guan Gu who came in, they cried out in surprise.
"How could it be the two of you? What about the conch girl," Sekiya exclaimed in shock.
Teacher Zeng said weakly: "What a conch girl, only a zombie girl." ”
Ziqiao hurriedly patted Teacher Zeng.
"How about Guan Gu, are these two conch or field snails? Which one do you have your eye on? ”
He walked out from behind Guan Gu with a smile, and looked at Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao with resentment, both of them were engaged in the plane, and he knew that it was better to send a slap directly to Guan Gu.
"San'er, Yumo, Youyou (little aunt), you are also here, hehe."
Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao were like being caught red-handed at this time, and they were extremely embarrassed.
"Say, what's going on? Otherwise, I'll have Yifei stick the two of you to the wall. ”
Youyou stared at Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao angrily, only if they said it in person, so that Guan Gu would not always have unrealistic fantasies.
"Uh...... In fact, what happened is like this......" Ziqiao suddenly talked to them seriously.
It's almost the same as Yang San's estimate, not long after Yoyo stained the sketch with raw fried buns, the two who came back from a day of playing live CS battles were in a completely extreme state, Teacher Zeng was tired, but Ziqiao was full of energy.
It turned out that when they went to play live PK, Ziqiao actually asked Mr. Zeng to be a death squad, while he hid obscenely in a high place and put a cold gun, although he only released ten shots in a whole day, nine shots were empty, and the only shot that hit was on Mr. Zeng's ass.
Both of them felt that they couldn't develop like this anymore, so they invariably came up with the idea of looking for Seigani to be a death squad, Sekiya is tall, has a big target, and most importantly, Sekiya is a Japanese soldier, if the enemy knows, he will definitely concentrate firepower!
After carefully sneaking into Guan Gu's room, Mr. Zeng was startled by Yoyo's hot notebook, and Ziqiao was frightened by Mr. Zeng, and the shot hit the zombie's head on the sketch, covering Yoyo's dirty area perfectly.
This is also the scene that Youyou and Yang Sanyumo saw later.
Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao, who knew that they were in trouble, hurriedly covered up the scene, and then quickly fled.
When he was in the bar that day, it was Mr. Zeng who remembered Guan Gu's eldest brother Du Jun, and promised him a "heavy money" to draw another one, planning to secretly change it while Guan Gu was away.
Seeing that Guan Gu was about to come back, the helpless Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao had no choice but to die as a live horse doctor, and replaced the painting with a good color, praying that Guan Gu would forget whether he had colored or not.
After that, Yoyo and Sekiya found out that the sketch was lustful.
Under Yang San's prompting, Yoyo used Guan Gu's Weibo, QQ, forums and other communication tools to release more than a dozen different messages, but there was only one center, that is, his own sketch was actually messed up, who stipulated that zombies had to be painted green, I like to paint it blue.
Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao, who always pay attention to the dynamics of Guan Gu, found out as soon as possible, and in a hurry, they found the senior brother Du Jun again and asked him to draw another one, this time telling him very clearly that he was not allowed to color.
This will just receive the sketch, and I was going to take advantage of Guan Gu's absence, and then exchange the lustful sketch back, destroy the corpse, and destroy the traces, as if this incident had not happened.
As a result, he was caught red-handed by Yang San and others shortly after he came in.
Guan Gu looked at Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao in disbelief, this ending is too beautiful, it's so hard for me to accept.
"My conch girl, my dreams are shattered again, Mom (Japanese)."
Guan Gu broke down and ran out shouting, leaving Youyou looking at the stunned Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao with a smug face......