Chapter 47: It's Still Delicious (Ask for Subscription!) )
After Guan Gu ran away, he looked at Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao playfully.
"Mr. Conch, do you like steaming or stir-frying?"
"Conch ......" Teacher Zeng was surprised.
“…… Mr? Ziqiao continued.
Looking at the playful look in the eyes of Yang Sansan, Teacher Zeng hurriedly shouted, "Wait (Japanese), what kind of steaming and stir-frying?" San'er, have you prepared a new dish? ”
"Yes, I've prepared all the new dishes and side dishes, and I just lack the main dish."
Teacher Zeng asked in surprise, "Really?" That's great, what's missing? You, I'll help you prepare. ”
Yang San suddenly looked at him even more strangely, and after Teacher Zeng was surprised for a moment, he suddenly looked at Yang San in horror.
"You're not going to want to take us out for the main course, are you?"
"Nani?"
Hearing Teacher Zeng's words, Ziqiao also shouted in surprise.
Looking at the joking Yang Sansan, Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao suddenly felt that Yang Sansan's three seemed to be incarnated as demons, and they were looking at them with grinning teeth.
"San'er, there is something to discuss, I am your virtuous brother, how can you treat me like this."
Teacher Zeng shouted with trembling legs, is the nightmare of a few years ago going to happen again?
"Yes, aunt, I'm your dear nephew, you can't bear to watch San'er take me out as a dish like this?"
Ziqiao also looked at Youyou with pity, but unfortunately he didn't know that it was, this time they provoked Youyou.
"Yes, Ziqiao is my eldest nephew."
In Ziqiao's surprised eyes, Youyou muttered and pondered: "San'er, let's stir-fry, add more sea pepper, I have a heavier taste." ”
"What?"
Ziqiao suddenly shouted.
"Don't worry, you won't have much pain in stir-frying, as soon as your eyes are closed, it's over, think about it, if it's steamed, watching yourself get ripe little by little, that's called torment, aren't you?"
Yang San twisted his hands, moved his fingers, and explained calmly to Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao, who were in a cold sweat.
At this time, Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao suddenly trembled even more, and saw Yang San walking towards them.
"Wait."
Ziqiao suddenly shouted solemnly.
looked at Yang San with a serious face, then slowly turned to Youyou, and knelt down.
"Auntie, when you are alone, my mother calls us to take care of each other, after all, you are the only relative by my side, you can't bear to watch our old Lu family pass down from generation to generation, and the only male is broken like this?" (Please substitute yourself in the Sichuan dialect here!) )
"Wait, San'er."
Youyou was suddenly moved, and slowly walked towards Ziqiao, sad and angry: "Do you know it's wrong? ”
Ziqiao lowered his head and said sincerely: "I know it's wrong." ”
"Do you dare to play paintball in Guan Gu's room?"
"Don't dare."
"Do you dare to sneak into Guan Gu's room?"
"Don't dare."
Yoyo asked again, "Do you dare to seduce my man?" ”
"Don't dare."
Ziqiao replied naturally, and only then did he raise his head in surprise and hurriedly shouted, "Nani? Auntie, when did I seduce your man? I'm a straight man, a straight man of steel! ”
Yoyo suddenly glared at Ziqiao, and Ziqiao immediately retracted his head.
"Get up, there will be a next time, I will ask San'er to steam you."
After letting Ziqiao get up satisfied, he turned his head to look at Teacher Zeng.
Teacher Zeng was so frightened that he sat on the ground and hurriedly shouted.
"I'm also the only male in Lao Zeng's family, and I'm also a straight man, so I'm not interested in Guan Gu."
“……”
"I don't care whose man you are, you came up with this bad idea, and you also caused a bunch of bad things in the back, you, how to solve it?"
You looked at Teacher Zeng angrily, if it weren't for Teacher Zeng who remembered to find Senior Brother Du Jun to draw a new one, and pulled the hated Guan Gu to draw a picture only for two, the Senior Brother would directly give all the colors in one piece?
"I cut the land, I pay compensation, I will do what you want me to do, you let me go S, I will never go B, as long as you don't hand me over to San'er to go to school"
Teacher Zeng suddenly shouted desperately like grasping a straw, but how does this sound weird?
In the end, after Mr. Zeng signed a series of unfair terms, he finally collapsed to the ground with relief and let out a few long breaths.
"Teacher Zeng, in fact, I came to you to borrow snails, I remember that you didn't buy a lot of snails today."
Yang San walked up to Teacher Zeng with a smile and patted him on the shoulder.
"Nani? What did you just say about stir-frying and steaming? ”
Teacher Zeng exclaimed in surprise.
"yes, or else?"
"That Yoyo made me ...... just now," Teacher Zeng looked at Yoyo suspiciously.
Youyou hurriedly hid the unequal treaty signed by Teacher Zeng.
"Teacher Zeng, this is your voluntary signature, we didn't force you, don't think about denying it, I have a signature as proof."
“……”
After returning to his room, Yang San lay on the bed.
"How's it going?"
Since being summoned by the "Mountain Rider", it has been fused with the system by the "Mountain Rider", although the system has been eliminated by the "Mountain Rider" to the point that only the function of traveling through time and space remains, but only this function has also allowed it to explore until now.
"San'er, I've figured out this new function, and the old master has also strengthened it, and when you travel through the world in the future, you may find that there will be people or things from other worlds inside, of course, they are all reasonable existences."
For this Yang San, I can understand it, such as "Mr. Zombie", which he crossed first, normally, if he doesn't choose to return, he should be able to explore other worlds, not others, at least "Uncle Zombie" must exist.
"What about the others?"
"The other thing that has changed is that there will be no more quests, and you can return at any time, and it will take at least a month to cross again."
"Oh? This is good news, but is it only a time since the real world returned? Yang San asked with satisfaction.
"Not bad, so if you want to kill time, you can choose to return as soon as you cross over." Jokeful way.
“……”
How painful does this have to be to do this?
"When can I cross over?" Yang San asked suddenly.
"If you need it, you can do it now."
"Now?"
Yang San looked at his watch, it was more than one o'clock in the morning, and his eyes couldn't help but light up.
"Is there no time limit? Don't you have to be 12 o'clock in the middle of the night? ”
"Yes, as long as you want, and it's not in the cooling-off period, then you can also choose to cross." Again, yes.
"By the way, there's another question, is the world traversed random, or is it ...... Can I specify? ”
Yang San asked a question that he was looking forward to very much, but this time he didn't answer Yang San's question for the first time, and Yang San didn't urge it, but looked at it with a gleam in his eyes.
"The world traversed can be specified."
didn't make Yang San wait too long, but quickly gave the answer in Yang San's heart.
"Yes, that's great."
Yang San shouted excitedly, he could really designate the world.
"But, I'm going to cross!"