"Brother Cat, can you teach me kung fu?" Jiang Li crawled on the ground and hugged a fat cat leg.

"No, but you can have a spirit beast partner as powerful as me." The silver cat shook her head.

"What do you call you?" Jiang Li stood up and asked.

"Call me Hip Hop Cat, I'm the last cat of this race." Its voice was tinged with sadness.

"My name is Jiang Li, so what is the relationship between the two of us?"

"Partnership, you and I have signed a contract of sale." The self-proclaimed hip-hop cat said.

"What contract?" Jiang Li's head was mushy.

Then, a flash of inspiration struck.

"The guy who calls herself the daughter of the gods? Shen Ling? ”

"Yes......" Hip Hop Cat nodded.

"It's true!" Jiang Li squatted on the ground, clutching his hair with both hands, looking like he had eaten stool.

"It's not a dream!"

"That ......" hip-hop cat poked Jiang Li lightly, "Ask a word that shouldn't be asked......"

"You worked hard for her, what did she promise you?"

"Huh?" Jiang Li looked confused.

"Promise? And who is the promise? ”

"A precious promise, she said that when it is done, I will be the master of this world." Hip Hop Cat said a little proudly.

What about my promise girl? Jiang Li covered his face.

It seems that he has been staring at that silly white sweet girl in his dreams......

Finally, she came and asked me to save the world?

What kind of man is Brother? Surely you have to accept it?

And then...... And then I inserted myself into this world.

Jiang Li took a deep breath and stood up tremblingly.

"Let me calm down." He said.

"Okay, I'm going to dinner."

The hip-hop cat lifted the knife and walked over to the dragon, which could no longer die, and cut a piece of bloody flesh with the knife in his hand.

Dipped in blood...... Nibbled up.

Jiang Li sat on the green grassland, looking like he was better off to die than to live.

Fortunately, he has experienced many ups and downs in his life, and his mind quickly calmed down.

"Hip-hop cat, is this world made of any spirit animals?" Jiang Li lowered his head and looked lonely.

The cat swallowed the food, plunged the knife into the dragon, and patted the cat's paws.

"No, humans are dominant. Rest assured, you speak the language well, and the customs and habits here are similar to those of your world, so you will definitely survive. ”

"That's good......" His young heart finally got a little comfort that he was not alone.

I'm a human race that's so strong that I've expanded my colonies here......

"The three most noble professions of mankind are ......"

"Magicians, knights, and mindfuls."

"Oh." Jiang Li replied lightly.

It's all the same old routine in the novel, and I can guess it with my eyes closed.

"Don't be so discouraged, Jiang Li, it's not like you can't go back." Hip-hop cat walked over and jumped and patted him on the shoulder.

He dodged in disgust, "Oh my god, your cat's paws are covered in dragon's blood......

Although my brother's clothes are not a famous brand, they also have the pride of cheap products.

"Can I really go back?" Jiang Li said in disbelief.

"Sure, I assure you as a cat, you will definitely be able to go back in more than twenty hours." Hip Hop Cat patted his chest and said.

"Believe you once."

"Do you eat dragon meat?" The fat cat said politely.

"Nope." Jiang Li pinched his nose, "I prefer to eat cooked food." ”

"Human beings are hypocritical."

It lifted the dragon's tongue and swallowed.

After a good meal.

"Let's go, hurry, we must hurry up and get out of the green grassland." The hip-hop cat patted his butt, picked up the knife, and walked off into the distance.

"Why?"

"There's a bronze-level terrifying creature entrenched here, a big bad wolf, if you don't want to be eaten by it, come over quickly."

Jiang Lihu's body was shocked, and he quickly followed.

……

Late at night.

The silver moon is like a plate, and the stars are like a curtain.

Jiang Li leaned on a cat and looked up at the bright moon.

Is there a star in the distant and cold Milky Way that is my home?

Earthstar, can you get my signal? Traveler 1,000 calls to you dear......

"Purr ......" hip-hop cat sleeps soundly.

Jiang Liding from it.

Didn't wake up?

I'll ...... again

Top Top Top Top ......

Jiang Li stood up, and the cat fell down.

Plunged into the fluffy grass......

Jiang Li lowered his head, he looked at the cat's face, and there were blisters in his round nostrils.

He thrust his finger and the blister burst.

The hip-hop cat sniffled, rolled over and continued to sleep.

Jiang Li glanced at the knife next to it and tried to touch the hilt.

Give me ......

Raise me up......

Oh shit, I'm so empty?

Well, don't lift it, the knife is too heavy.

Jiang Li was stunned again, and a violent wave of tiredness hit him......

Can't sleep, Ben Shao hasn't had the experience of camping in the open air.

Syllable!

He plunged headlong into the grass.

Farther away, there was a terrible wolf howl.

One person and one cat, as steady as an old dog.

……

On a clear morning, the green grassland is peaceful.

Jiang Li woke up in a daze.

He looked at the cat in front of him, the green grass on the ground, and his bulging trouser pockets.

"You lied to me?" Jiang Li gritted his teeth.

"I didn't lie to you, the hour has not yet come." Hip Hop Cat said lightly.

"Hehe, I believe you're a ghost......" Jiang Li's clenched fist didn't know where to put it...... Eventually, he slammed his trouser pocket.

"Here we are." Hip-hop cats calmly gaze at the rising sun in the distance.

“？？？”

Jiang Li looked at his gradually illusory body, and a wave of ecstasy poured from his lower body to his upper body.

"You're coming?" Jiang Li said to the cat.

"What?" Hip-hop cat frowns.

"Come here?" Jiang Li's expression was like a father calling his son to eat.

"Okay." Hip-hop cats slowly approach.

Bang Bang Bang ...... How loud?

"It's quite textured and fleshy?" Jiang Li's eyes widened and he said.

The hip-hop cat stroked his aching face, his eyes darkened.

"Hahaha......" Jiang Li smiled with his tongue open.

"Jungler...... I'm gone, and I'm not going to come here anymore. ”

He turned into a pillar of light, traveling light years and galaxies.

……

I am back?

Jiang Li jumped up from the bed all of a sudden, and he turned on his phone regardless of his aching face.

2020, Kyushu City, Natsukuni, April 1, Wednesday, 12 a.m....... Zero seconds.

Fishman Day ......

Jiang Li turned on the light, and the bright light shone brightly......

on the mirror next to the bed......

Jiang Li saw the red and swollen half of his face.

It's all true!

Even if I'm brain-dead, I won't slap my face in my dreams, right?

Isn't it April Fool's Day?

That cat is pretty good, huh?

This wave of losses, the exchange of blood is too bad......

Jiang Li forced himself to calm down, and his mind quickly projected the previous situation...... Vividly.

Count the time......

I was lying in bed at the time, browsing a certain website with great interest...... After a refreshed look, he fell into a deep sleep.

What time did it come......

It was past eleven o'clock, and it was exactly close to twelve.

What is the principle of spending a day in another world in a short period of time?

Jiang Li experienced it carefully.

This chicken?

It's cold......

……

Early the next morning.

Jiang Li pushed open the door, his face pale, like a holy ruin.

He walked out of the narrow aisle, and in front of him were a dozen brown solid wood tables and chairs, and behind the transparent glass cabinets were all brushed equipment, ingredients, and cash registers.

The proper restaurant is dressed up and very basic.

Jiang Li yawned, and after turning the key, he pushed open the glass door.

He looked at the sparse traffic and people on the side of the road, and felt like he was in a different world.

Look up, old ginger stewed noodle restaurant.

The colorful signboard is quite bright.

Let me introduce myself, my name is Jiang Li, I am twenty-three this year, and there are no young people in the fourth, needless to say.

Relying on government funding, I went to an ordinary university, failed my course, and graduated......

Eat with traditional crafts.

I did a more serious thing when I was in college, writing novels.

Although Benben hit the streets, he was barely able to make ends meet, and the price was that he was about to go bald.

Based on the meager manuscript fee, coupled with tenacity and perseverance, I finally gained a foothold in Kyushu City, opened a small restaurant, and made a living.

Well...... After so many years of life, my traditional cooking skills have almost become superb.

Approaching the restaurant, washing, cooking.

Finish.

Breakfast is very simple, hot milk, two eggs, fried shredded potatoes, steamed buns...... There should be none.

Jiang Li approached the inner aisle, there were two doors, and knocked on one of them.

"Jiang Xiaoyue, it's time to eat."

"Jiang Xiaoyue, it's time to eat."

"Jiang Xiaoyue, it's time to eat."

He's like an old-fashioned repeater, enduring, disgusting to death.

"Got it, get dressed right away."

After receiving the reply, he sat at the dining table, looking at the fried shredded potatoes, in a daze.

The door was pushed open.

There was a girl with a thin waist and long legs who came out with a sway.

Loose white long sleeves, bulging chest to bring the yellow Pikachu pattern to life, casual cylinder jeans, white flip-flops, long hair fluttering, eyes squinted.

"Go wash your face and wash your hands." Jiang Li commanded.

"Oh." She turned her head and jumped, her long black hair fluttering with her steps.

Next, the two eat.

"Don't you have to give a lesson to your students today?" Jiang Li peeled the egg and asked.

"No classes, no attendance, don't worry." Jiang Xiaoyue took a sip of milk and looked up and said.

"Oh, that's right, you accompany me today, serve food and wash dishes or something......"

"Hmm." Jiang Xiaoyue nodded gently.

Jiang Li thought about it, stuffed the egg in his mouth, and still didn't talk about last night's crossing incident.

He was afraid that he would be regarded as a male god by Jiang Xiaoyue...... Pass through.

If he is not careful, he will be sent to an insane asylum again, and his great future will be gone.

Suddenly, he felt himself burned with an eye, too hot, too dazzling.

The delicate-faced girl stared at him with round eyes.

"What?" Jiang Li touched his chin, his heart was very empty, could it be that he was discovered?

It must have been screaming too much in the room when I was beaten last night......

"Jiang Li, make up for it more and pay attention to your body." Jiang Xiaoyue hesitated for a moment, but said slowly.

"Oh."

Jiang Li's old face became whiter than Changbai Mountain......

At the warm moment after the meal, Jiang Li brushed the bowl and walked out.

"I'll go to the little clinic across the street, huh...... Buy some medicine. He said to Jiang Xiaoyue, who was playing with his mobile phone in a chair.

"Well, go ahead."

Jiang Li stepped out of the door.

Jiang Xiaoyue looked at his back, pinched her chin, and tilted her head slightly, not knowing what she was thinking.

The old Chinese medicine doctor in the clinic is very good, and the means of curing diseases are famous for ten miles and eight towns, and the medicine is very cheap, and he himself has benefited the water and soil.

Looking at the kind uncle in a white coat in front of him, Jiang Li organized his words.

"Uncle, is there such a ...... here? Refresh your mind...... It's best to keep you awake at night......" Jiang Li rolled his fingers and gestured, his eyes were very interesting.

"Doping! Uncle doesn't sell it here. He shook his hand.

"It's not doping, it's like that...... Refreshing medications. Jiang Li raised his eyebrows.

"Oh......" The uncle looked at his expression and understood in seconds.

Took out a pack of yellow pills from the layers of medicine.

"Ten bucks."

"Give."

Jiang Li turned to leave.

"Young man, take it easy." An old voice of reassurance came from afar.

He stumbled.