"Ahhh......hh

"Nietzsche's Buddha, Wolong's God, let Lao Tzu wake up......"

Jiang Li was prostrate on the green grassland, with a bifurcated face.

In front of him was a stream, and behind him was a green tree, on which stood a happy big silver cat.

The silver cat is bloated, wearing a black trench coat and holding a bandage knife, and its narrow cat eyes glance at the sand sculpture below.

"Impotent rage." It said lightly.

Jiang Li Huo Ran got up, pinched his nose, and jumped, and the stream set off small waves of white flowers.

"FWah......" Silver Cat covered her face and shook her head.

It dropped its bandage knife, stripped its trench coat, revealed its colorful vest pants, and jumped gracefully.

And then.

The chubby silver cat dragged the dead pig behind him to the shore.

It shook its soaked fur, and then stood on the human's round belly, jumping and jumping.

Like a whale spitting water......

Jiang Li spurted out a few mouthfuls of old blood.

"Why did you save me?" Jiang Li, who collapsed, looked at it.

"I think of something glad about." The silver cat said, his eyes like a pool of secluded pools.

"What's the joy of what?" Jiang Li asked.

"I'm going to save the world." The silver cat's eyes twinkled.

"I ...... Sky. Jiang Li was lying on the green grassland, in the shape of a large character, looking like a cat picking it.

He looked down at the fat cat's white Joe Dankou women's sneakers and fell into a long memory.

Very long.

Watch patiently.

……

A certain philosopher once said: low-end bureau, look at the operation.

As a perennial hegemonic broken hand-to-lister, Jiang Li naturally doesn't believe it, he is a stream-of-consciousness powerhouse.

He firmly believes that consciousness leads to flight.

So in that fragrant midnight dream, he believed in the beautiful girl with a thin waist and long legs, white skin, and a beautiful girl, and he ...... can save the world.

"Since you have agreed, I, the daughter of the gods, Shen Ling, declare you as the peace envoy of the two realms."

"Read it out, happy cooperation, 88."

The girl turned into a ray of light and dissipated among the clouds.

Jiang Li: "......"

Then, he saw an Optimus Pillar...... Door.

It's too high, it's too wide, it's too dark.

Jiang Li, who was quite curious, plunged into the gap in the door, and then disappeared.

It was as if he had fallen straight from a height of hundreds of trillions of meters, and the high-definition aura of death almost made him scream.

Okay, let's call it.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh...... Ahhhh......h

This dream is amazing! True...... Realistic!

Nietzsche!

He closed his eyes.

Hey, I'm almost awake.

First of all, there was a high-definition girl who let me appreciate it...... play, then she begged me to save the world, and finally came a big ...... Space bungee jumping.

There are no regrets in this dream!

Bang!

Jiang Li only felt that his head was facing bottom, his hooves were facing the sky, and he was planted on a soft object.

He stretched out a hoof and began to touch.

So wet...... It's so slippery......

Jiang Li's heart was about to pop out.

Isn't this the ...... legend Bedwetting, right?

He sniffled, got up, and opened his eyes, feeling very uncomfortable.

But? Well?

I'm still dreaming.

Jiang Li's eyes were a very strange creature.

A big silver cat with hands and feet?

It lay on the ground, covered in withered straw, with a wooden water hyacinth coiled around its waist, and next to it was a straight knife covered with white bandages.

It's very similar to the big sword of the Fuso samurai in his own world, but it's shorter.

It seems that he has smashed his head on its round belly, causing it to be constantly squeezing on the water.

What did you touch just now?

Jiang Li put his hand beside him and sniffed it.

"Retching...... (・｀ω´・)”

Just when Jiang Li was stunned, the cat brother stood up slowly, landed on his feet, and held the knife in both hands.

"Hello." It says.

"Well, hello." Jiang Li was stunned for a moment, looking at the cat in this human form.

"Why did you smash me?" It says that the corners of the eyes are sharp.

Jiang Lile got up.

Yo, it's still so horizontal in my dreams, looking for a draw, right?

"I did it on purpose, I had a showdown." Jiang Li spread his hands.

Brother Cat took a breath, "Even if you are a two-star ...... Nor can it insult the dignity of the hip-hop cat family. ”

Jiang Li didn't say a word, kicked up, are you quite cross?

But the cat reacted super quickly, grabbed Jiang Li's sneak attack with one hand, and then raised the hilt of the knife and swung it at Jiang Li's face.

The crisp sound of snapping echoed in my heart.

From these voices, Jiang Li heard the pain, and he suddenly realized that he was not in a dream, and looked around.

Under the big sky, the green grassland, a round of broken sun.

Jiang Li took a breath, a three-dimensional breath from the major senses.

I was cut by a cat?

He understood, he wasn't in a dream, as if he had crossed over? Looking down at his hands, the sun lengthened his figure on the street.

What kind of setting is this, it's not the palace fighting stream, the marriage stream, the cultivation of immortals, and the game stream......

There was a fat cat on the green grassland who hit me in the face with a three-centimeter knife, and I understood, the social evolution of primitive people.

I want to go back, I offended a cat at the beginning, and it was cold.

It's not the Welfare Bureau, I don't do it, I send it, I send it.

But......

This silver cat is also panicking at the moment, it looks at this stunned nerd, it can't be stupid, right?

"Are you alright?" The silver cat put down the knife and stretched out the fat cat paw to caress Jiang Li's red and swollen face.

"I crossed over?" He asked bluntly.

"Nope." The silver cat shook her head, "This ...... It's in your dreams. ”

"Oh, I see." Jiang Li breathed a sigh of relief.

He held out his hand.

"What?" Silver Cat asked.

"Give me the knife." Jiang Li said lightly.

"What?" Silver Cat still asked.

"Kill yourself, go back to the city and come back to life."

"What a fart joke, did it really make you stupid?" The silver cat clung to the knife, "Haven't you reacted yet?" ”

"What do you mean?" Jiang Li asked.

"If you die here, you'll soar in the real world." Silver Cat said.

"I don't believe it." Jiang Li shook his head.

Syllable! The silver cat jumped up and stroked his face.

"I don't believe it." Jiang Li gritted his teeth and shook his head.

Bang Bang Bang ......

Jiang Li covered his face, looking shy.

"Whew, it hurts...... It hurts. ”

The silver cat no longer slaps him.

It began to remove the white bandage from the knife, and went down in a circle, like a long peel.

"What are you going to do?" Jiang Li asked.

"I'm sending you to the Ascension!" Silver Cat said bluntly.

"I believe it now, and the pain is real. Brother Cat, don't be like me. ”

Jiang Li understood, he definitely crossed over, definitely ...... Is it?

"Just believe it, sit down and talk." The silver cat beckoned.

"Where is this?"

"Another Earth-like planet." Silver Cat replied in technical terms.

"I'm asking for the exact location." Jiang Li said.

"Silver Moon Continent, the Third Star Country, the Heavenly North Province, the Flame Zone, the green grassland near the enchanting town."

"Oh, it looks like I've crossed over." Jiang Li sighed.

Can this eight-lifetime blood mold thing actually hit me? Chickens?

Anyway, don't you have a gold finger? Don't mess with me?

"You didn't cross over." Silver Cat said.

Jiang Li glared at it, I believe everyone's words, can I believe your cat's words?

You can walk upright and speak human language, but can your cat brain match my pig brain?

"You really didn't cross over." Silver Cat said again.

Jiang Li looked at it, it looked at Jiang Li.

Humans read from the eyes of cats with unprecedented sincerity.

"Really?" Jiang Li asked.

"Really, you'll be back in the same world in about twenty-four hours." Silver Cat said.

"Huh......" Jiang Li didn't know why he breathed a sigh of relief.

"So what am I doing here?"

"Save two worlds, yours and mine." The silver cat said, tilting her head.

"Huh......" Jiang Li smiled in confusion.

"First of all, there's nothing wrong with my world, there's nothing I need to save. I was just a restaurateur there, an ordinary young man with nothing. ”

"What is the Four Zeros?" Silver Cat asked.

"No girlfriend, no car, no house, no parents." Jiang Li said frankly.

"Orphans?" It only focuses on the rearmost ones.

If you don't think about the pain of a girlfriend, a cat can't feel it, but a dog can.

"Sort of, orphanage raised." Jiang Li said.

"No relatives?"

"I have a younger sister who is a teacher in college." Jiang Li thought for a moment.

"Not related."

"Oh." The silver cat stopped talking.

"Hey, let's get back to business." Jiang Li swallowed and foamed, "The destruction of your world, is it my business?" ”

"Well, it matters...... The two balls will fall into destruction together, and they are bound together. ”

Oh yes! You think the stars are all birds' eggs...... It shattered when it was pinched, and it exploded a fart...... Jiang Li said indignantly in his heart.

In reality, though, he smiled.

"It's a little joke with people." Jiang Li stretched out his orchid finger and poked the cat.

"It's true." Silver Cat emphasized.

"I don't believe it." Jiang Li shook his head.

Long knife out of the bandage!

"I believe it, Brother Cat, how can I save the world?"

The silver cat glanced at the chameleon.

"You're too weak now, save it when you get stronger."

"How am I going to get stronger?" Jiang Li's tone became playful, "Fighting Qi Horse or Nine Insects Pulling the Coffin?" ”

"Looking for a spirit animal companion." The silver cat's eyes were sharp.

"In this world, you're set up to be a mindmaster."

"Mind Master?" Jiang Li had a chill, such a disgusting name.

"What's that for?"

"Tame the spirit beast." The silver cat responded, "It's just that due to your personal peculiarities, you can only tame five heads. ”

"Heh, tame five heads in twenty-four hours? And then take my army of spirit beasts to save the world? Jiang Li said with a smile.

"No, you'll be a regular here in the future. Before the two worlds are destroyed, you have enough time to become stronger and save the world. The silver cat said calmly.

"Hehe, if I can go back, I promise, I won't come here until I die." Jiang Li swore an oath.

"That'...... Let time tell. ”

Rumble ...... The ground trembled slightly.

In the distance of the green grassland, a huge gray shadow rushed over.

Closer, Jiang Li's pupils contracted slightly.

It was ...... who came on horseback A small dinosaur more than three meters tall.

Pale gray skin, sharp fangs, hard muscles, strong legs running hard.

The most important thing is that this thing's little front paws hold a heavy black iron axe.

"Hey...... Is that...... Dragon, ......" Jiang Li couldn't stop trembling from the corner of his mouth.

"I know." The silver cat calmly untied the bandage.

Jiang Li lay on the ground and pretended to be dead, his eyes narrowed.

This silver cat stood up and stabbed it across its chest.

It squinted at the dragon, with a cat-like body, but exuding the majesty of the emperor.

Knife up.

A visible cyan sword qi slashed down, and the dragon's head was cut with long blood marks, and black-red blood streaks floated in the air.

With a hiss, the dragon hung up.

At this moment, the silver cat has the demeanor of a wilderness swordsman.

"A small unranked beast dares to act in front of me." It said softly.

Jiang Li stood up, sniffled, and was in a trance.

"What rank are you?"

"Tough Black Iron!"

The silver cat turned his head, and Jiang Li saw the pair of narrow and sharp cat's eyes.