Chapter 163: Gentlemanly Manners Training

Lin Zaishan never thought that he would be compared to footwashing water, stared at him and was stunned for a few seconds, and asked Xiao Tao: "Beauty, do you often taste footwashing water?" Otherwise, how do you know what the footwash smells like? ”

Xiao Tao had no anger on his face, and said with a sneer in his mouth: "With the tone and way you speak, it is far from the image of a great hero in the last days. She turned her face to Wang Cheng and said, "City Lord, I think that any thug who pulls a thug back from the street should be more like him." ”

Wang Cheng said domineeringly: "I know that the chief's temperament and conversation are a little worse, but now the situation is urgent, and I can't find a better candidate for a while." Xiao Tao, you have seen Lin Zaishan, and you have studied him more, and I now give you an important task, that is, to train the chief into Lin Zaishan in the shortest possible time. ”

Xiao Tao said: "City Lord, I'm very busy, I have to serve you tea, make coffee, read "Guicheng Entertainment Weekly", take close-ups, and wash your underwear every day. I don't have so much time to train him. ”

"If you will train him diligently, I will absolve you of the obligation of a maid these days. If the mission is successful, I will give you back your freedom and give you a good dowry. ”

"Really?" Xiao Tao took out a mobile phone and asked, "City Lord, can you say it again, I will take a picture as evidence." ”

Wang Chengba immediately put on a pose that he thought was cool and repeated it.

Xiao Tao said: "Okay, I will do my best to complete the tasks assigned by the city lord." ”

Wang Cheng said domineeringly: "I'm going to leave the day after tomorrow at the latest, why don't you hurry up and train?" ”

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"Xiao Tao, can you tell me, how did you know Lin Zaishan?"

"A few years ago, I volunteered with him for a wilderness survival competition. We were trained together, and I offered to give him a chance to ask him for dinner, but he was too shy to say yes. After the competition, I became an internet celebrity, and he became a hero of the times. The two said as they walked.

Xiao Tao led Lin Zaishan to a conference room, took out a large stack of documents and threw them to Lin Zaishan, and said: "All the information I have collected about Lin Zaishan is here, you can read it now and remember it in the shortest possible time." With that, he turned around and went out to make himself a cup of coffee.

When she returned to the conference room with hot coffee, she found that Lin Zaishan was lying on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed and pretending to sleep, and she couldn't help but be angry.

"Chief, why don't you memorize the information? Do you know that the consequences of not completing the task assigned by the city lord are very serious? ”

Lin Zaishan said lazily: "I have already written down all these materials. ”

"Bragging! I'm here to test you. Xiao Tao asked casually, "What blood type does Lin Zaishan have?" ”

"Type B."

"How tall is it?"

“182cm。”

"How many girlfriends does he have in a real relationship? Who are they? ”

"Two, Ye Jingying and He Annie." Lin Zaishan mocked: "This guy is really a big carrot, others can't even sign half of it, he actually opened it double." ”

"Isn't it normal that good men should have more women?"

"I'll go!" Lin Zaishan said in surprise, "If this is said by a man, I am not surprised at all; But coming out of your mouth, I have a little suspicion that I misheard. ”

"You heard it right." Xiao Tao said: "Ability determines status. Now is the cruel end times, and women's ability to survive is generally weaker than that of men, so their status is much lower than that of men. In the absence of equality, a woman's most likely rational choice is to serve a good man with other people of the same sex, and of course, it would be better if the man liked her. ”

"It sounds like you've accepted the reality, no wonder you work so hard to serve an 'excellent man' like Lao Wang next door."

"Don't get me wrong, the city lord and I are not what you think. Actually, I have a certain blood relationship with him, and he is probably the equivalent of my distant cousin. Frankly, I'm glad to have this layer of kinship as a protective film. ”

"Otherwise, you're in the mouth of a sheep, isn't it?"

"Let's get back to the task, and I'll test you on the rest of your knowledge. What is Lin Zaishan's best weapon? ”

"Double Blade. Speaking of which, I wonder why I seem to be so good at using dual blades. ”

"Let me tell you, being able to use dual knives, as well as being able to use both hands dexterously at the same time, to complete a large number of difficult movements in a short period of time is Lin Zaishan's most important talent, and it is also his signature skill. If you want to play him successfully, you have to master this ability first, at least a little close, no

If you work the appearance, it is also an embroidered pillow. ”

"You don't have to worry about that." Lin Zaishan flashed his hands and said with a smile: "I am fully confident that I can use my hands to make all kinds of complex operations. ”

"Then I'll test you." Xiao Tao said and poured the remaining coffee juice on Lin Zaishan. She expected Lin Zaishan to take some precautions, but the latter did not move.

"What are you doing?" Lin Zaishan said angrily: "Splashing hot coffee on the face of a privileged person is not the duty and authority of a maid, right? You're being rude and wasting a rare thing like coffee. As he spoke, he licked the coffee juice off his cheek with his tongue.

Xiao Tao looked at his sloppy appearance, frowned, and mocked: "Your reaction speed is so slow, how can you get by?" ”

Lin Zaishan praised "the coffee tastes so good" and retorted: "Who said I have a slow reaction speed? Before he finished speaking, he slapped Xiao Tao in the face again.

"A useless wreck." Xiao Tao had a look of contempt on her face.

"You've succeeded in me off." Lin Zaishan said, "Now I have decided to show you the extraordinary speed and dexterity of my hands. If there's anything rude, I can only say that you brought it on yourself. The figure flashed, and Lin Zaishan was still sitting firmly on the sofa, with an extra pink women's bra in his hand.

Xiao Tao sneered and continued to mock: "Do you think that you can bluff me by using a trick to make a nasty magic? ”

Lin Zaishan put the bra to his nose and sniffed it, and said with a smile: "Beauty, don't you feel a little cool on your body?" ”

Xiao Tao reacted suddenly and exclaimed, "You pervert, how did you get my underwear off?" ”

The figure flashed again, Lin Zaishan was already empty-handed, and he continued to smile and said, "I didn't do anything. ”

Xiao Tao found that the bra was back on her, and she was wearing it as if nothing had happened. She stroked her blouse with both hands, ashamed, shocked and suspicious, "What the hell is going on?" ”

Lin Zaishan pretended to be innocent and said, "Nothing happened just now, everything is just your illusion." ”

Xiao Tao is also a person who has seen the world, quickly adjusted himself, and said with a smile: "It turns out that your hands are so magical, that's great, the most difficult level is equivalent to passing." Let's move on to the rest of the workouts. She raised her hand and motioned for Lin Zaishan to stand up. You turn around a few times and walk a few steps to show me. ”

Lin Zaishan immediately complied.

Xiao Tao said: "Your body shape is similar to Lin Zaishan's height, but this posture and movements are too rustic and obscene." ”

Lin Zaishan said: "I have been living with wild animals in the deep mountains and old forests for a long time, which may seem more primitive. ”

"In my mind, Lin Zaishan should be a handsome and chic, personable hero, who smiles at the city and the country again, and his every move, word and deed should be full of charm and pleasing to the eye."

"Why do I feel like you're talking about a pre-apocalyptic pop icon, rather than a post-apocalyptic hero who has stood the test of life and death?"

"Do you understand, or do I understand? Which of us is the expert in studying Lin Zaishan? Xiao Tao asked loudly.

"Well, it's all you, it's all up to you." Lin Zaishan has always had no way to deal with crazy women.

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The subsequent training was all in terms of speech and demeanor, and Xiao Tao began to meticulously polish the details of Lin Zaishan's behavior according to her own understanding of Lin Zaishan - in fact, a girl's expectations and fantasies for the prince charming in her mind, and taught him 15 postures just by standing, and detailed which postures are suitable for various situations and occasions.

Lin Zaishan was full of resistance to this, resisted the urge to vomit and complain, and did every prescribed action enough.

"Public Speech Stance 1, Ready!" Momo ordered.

Lin Zaishan immediately assumed the corresponding pose. Then he followed Xiao Tao's password and switched to a standing position 2...... Standing n.

Xiao Tao sighed and said: "The posture is there, but there is no look and emotion, like a robot, and like a zombie." However, you can't be blamed for this, who made you just a local tyrant and a second-hand goods? That's it for us to stand, let's start practicing sitting. ”

The whole day was spent studying and training basic postures such as standing, sitting, lying and walking. Xiao Tao was trained with relish, but poor Lin Zaishan was trained miserably. Being interrupted and corrected countless times made him completely lose the confidence to move freely. Later, Lin Zaishan was like a child who had just been sent to the nursery and couldn't even walk.

"Auntie, is this position right?" Lin poses in the mountains

A seated figure asked.

Xiao Tao rubbed her eyes, "Let's practice here today, you come over on time at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning, and we will learn all kinds of social etiquette." ”

"Thank goodness!" Lin Zaishan stood up and walked out with his hands and feet.

Xiao Tao reminded loudly: "Pay attention to your walking movements, raise your head and chest, look ahead, and swing your arms naturally without stretching out." Well, it looks much better now, very gentlemanly! ”

As soon as she finished praising her, there was a "snap", and Lin tripped at the foot of the mountain and fell into a dog eating.

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Lin Zaishan returned to the small villa, and found out that there were a few more familiar breaths in the hall, and just wanted to swagger and push the door in, and immediately remembered today's training, so he put on a standing posture and knocked on the door gently.

The pigeon opened the door, saw that it was him, and asked vigilantly, "Chief, is there any danger?" ”

Lin Zaishan said: "No." ”

"And what are you knocking on? Don't come in yet! ”

Lin Zaishan entered the hall with a "personable" posture, stood still in a "multi-person social occasion standing posture 1", and looked around at everyone in the hall. I saw that in addition to the pigeon, Sima Te and others, there were three more familiar people, who were the father who had held the pigeon hostage, and also sold Du Zihong, pig's head authenticity, and winter melon in Lin Zaishan.

At this time, Chen Xiaosi (Du Ziming) was sitting with Du Zihong talking about the love of brother and sister.

Everyone stared at Lin Zaishan in surprise.

"Can anyone tell me how different the chief is today?" The pigeon asked.

"Does he have hemorrhoids?" The mountain pheasant guessed: "Otherwise, why are your buttocks so tight and your waist so straight?" ”

Sima Te winked at Lin Zaishan and said with a smile: "Maybe he thinks he is Lin Zaishan." ”

The crowd laughed.

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Du Ziming stood up and said, "Chief, let me introduce you, this is my sister Du Zihong." ”

Du Zihong made a movement to wipe his neck with his fingers.

Lin Zaishan said with a smile: "Your sister scared me as soon as they met, is there any holiday between us?" Did I abandon her, or did she give me a baby? ”

Du Ziming hurriedly defended: "No, the two of you get along very well. He turned his face to Du Zihong and said, "Is it Xiaohong?" ”

Du Zihong smiled: "Of course, the two of us have participated in many fun activities together. ”

Du Ziming pointed to the two younger brothers and introduced: "This is a pig's head and a winter melon, both of them have always admired you." ”

Pig Head Masazong and Winter Melon also stood up and waved to Lin Zaishan in a friendly manner, and the two whispered quietly after greeting: "Lin Zaishan is now looking like a second goods, and any of us should have a chance to get him." "Can't be underestimated, this guy likes to play stupid, and the door is clear at critical moments. In his own words, he is better than a monkey. ”

Lin Zaishan, who was deaf and clear-sighted, heard the dialogue between the pig's head and the winter melon clearly, he patted the pig's shoulder and asked with a smile: "Old man, was I better than a monkey before?" The pig's head was scared into a cold sweat, and he laughed again and again.

Du Ziming said: "I have just introduced the situation of Zihong and the others to everyone in the room. ”

Lin Zaishan smiled: "It seems that you still have a companion who forgot to introduce to me." ”

"Who?" Du Ziming looked at Lin Zaishan in confusion.

"That shapeshifting night cat you talked about last time."

"Alas, what a misfortune, Zihong said that the night cat fell into the hands of the Sanctuary."

Du Zihong explained, "While we were hiding in Quancheng, for some reason, we were hunted down by the Holy Church. They surrounded us, but easily let us go, taking only the night cats with them. ”

"Could it be that the night cat offended the people of the Templars?" Lin Zaishan asked.

"Impossible, in order to avoid attracting attention, we are very low-key in Spring City, and we swallow our anger when we encounter problems, and it is absolutely impossible to offend a mysterious power of this level as the Holy Temple."

"Then there's only one explanation." Lin Zaishan deduced, "The Sanctuary is here to get what they need from the night cats. ”

"The question is: what does the Night Cat have that the Templar should value?" Du Zihong said, "A few of us have lived a poor life in Quancheng, and it can be said that we have nothing to do. ”

"Or maybe the Templars covet the beauty of the night cats?" Sima Te speculated with ambiguous malice.

"No way, the appearance of the night cat when he was in Springs City was an old lady in her seventies."

"Then there's only one explanation." Lin Zaishan affirmed, "The Sanctuary is to get the only valuable thing on the night cat - the transformation ability!" ”

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