Chapter 162: Fragrant Tea and Foot Washing Water

Lin Zaishan returned to the small villa and was pleasantly surprised to find that the bullet holes that were still in the morning had been filled and smoothed, and the villa had been cleaned up. The pigeon and others were playing cards in the hall to fight the landlord and the lord, and the chickens were beaten so much that they had lost several times in a row, and even lost their breakfast the day after tomorrow.

"It's 18 o'clock now, don't any of you guys go to cook?" Lin Zaishan suddenly appeared in the hall and questioned everyone.

"Huh? Chief, you're back? Liu Sitie is cooking in the kitchen. The pigeon replied, "Lao Liu's cooking skills are great, let's wait to eat ready-made." ”

The poisonous spider dropped his cards and stopped playing, got up and grabbed Lin Zaishan's arm, pulled him into the corner and asked softly, "Dear spouse, didn't you say to go find Jingguo?" Is there a catch? ”

Lin Zaishan patted his backpack and said with a smile: "It's a big bag, there are more than a dozen." ”

The poisonous spider hurriedly made a booing gesture, pulled Lin Zaishan and ran to the master bedroom on the second floor, and closed the bedroom door with a "clang".

"Pull out your treasure and give it to me." The poisonous spider urged impatiently.

Lin Zaishan said: "Not very good? The two of us don't know each other very well. ”

"I don't know each other yet, we've all kissed."

"Huh? Is there still a permission to open the sequence, and you can bj after kissing? ”

"What nonsense are you talking about? I mean Crystal Fruit! ”

"Okay." Lin Zaishan took out a red crystal fruit from his backpack and handed it to the poisonous spider, who immediately excitedly picked up the crystal fruit and rushed to the bathroom to wash it, and soon rushed out again and took a big bite.

Lin Zaishan casually raised a finger. The poisonous spider took another bite, and Lin Zaishan then raised a second finger.

"If I eat one of my spouse's crystals, you won't give me a middle finger, will you?" The poisonous spider asked as he chewed on the sweet flesh of the fruit.

"I don't have a middle finger, I'm just warning you that you can't open your mouth for more than three times, and eating too much will cause you to feel unwell."

"Oh, it seems yes, it's only the second bite, and I feel so full. Hey? Now I'm hot again, so comfortable! ”

"Save it for tomorrow."

"Okay." The poisonous spider took out a small bag from his backpack, carefully wrapped half of the crystal fruit and put it away, and said to Lin Zaishan: "How many crystal fruits do you still have in your backpack, why don't you let me keep them for you?" ”

Lin Zaishan said: "I originally had 13 in my backpack, but I was thirsty on the way here, I had already eaten one, and I left 12, and I gave you 1 and 11." ”

"Eleven? Oh my God, we've made a fortune! The poisonous spider was pleasantly surprised: "One crystal fruit on the black market can sell 20,000 crystals." ”

"Not really, right?" Lin Zaishan asked in disbelief: "No matter how valuable the crystal fruit is, it is not a rare thing, and you can harvest a large basket back by going around the deep mountains and old forests casually." ”

"It's as simple as you say!" The poisonous spider said: "There are people in Guicheng who go out to find crystal fruits every day, and I haven't heard of anyone who has succeeded. ”

"I'll go! Are they all blind and stupid? I didn't find a very dense crystal fruit forest with Sima Te and Chen Xiaosi today, but in fact, we didn't go too far. ”

"My dear spouse, I see, it must be because you are stronger. With you, I feel so secure and promising! ”

Lin Zaishan smiled: "Okay, I know that you have been slapping on the back again and again just to get the ownership of those 11 crystals." In this way, I will keep 1 and give you the rest. ”

"Really?"

"Of course. I never cheat on girls. ”

The poisonous spider didn't care if his backpack was big enough, so he desperately stuffed the crystal fruit into it and asked, "What are you keeping that one for?" If you want to eat, you can always ask me. ”

Lin Zaishan said: "I'll give the pigeons to them to taste." ”

"Ah, you really have this underage girl in mind?"

"I don't just think about pigeons, I think about quails, and pheasants, and so on. Everyone is blessed to share and eat with crystal fruits. ”

"Okay, then share the one in your hand, don't share the 10 of mine."

"Didn't I just say it well, I can find these 10 at any time

Do you want it? ”

"Hmph, that's because I didn't expect you to be such a loser! I hereby solemnly declare that all your property will belong to me and be kept by me! ”

"You can be rampant, tomorrow I will take the pigeons to the crystal fruit forest to collect 100 and come back, and I will hand them over to her for safekeeping."

"Are you ......" The poisonous spider was anxious, changed his face instantly, and smiled softly: "Dear spouse, what are the two of us sharing from each other?" What's mine is yours, what's yours is mine, right? ”

"Hmph, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." Lin Zaishan turned around and walked out of the bedroom.

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At this time, Sima Te and Chen Xiaosi had returned safely. Sima Te took out a huge crystal fruit and lit it up to everyone, saying, "Who wants to eat the crystal fruit?" ”

Everyone immediately stopped the cards in their hands and stared greedily at the crystal fruit in Sima Te's hand.

Sima Te smiled: "If anyone wants to taste it, they must call me Brother Sima or Brother Special first; Otherwise......"

Before he finished speaking, Pigeon, Song Jie, Mung Bean Sprouts, Falling Pheasant and others rushed up, and then opened his backpack, and in the blink of an eye, more than 10 crystal fruits in the backpack were snatched away. Half a minute later, Sima Te finally stood up with his little waist, then touched his backpack and shouted like a pig: "Which dead bandit robbed Lao Tzu's crystal fruit, hurry up and return it to me!" ”

At this time, the crystal fruit in his hand was still there, and the quail, who had not moved his hand for fear of hurting the pigeon just now, immediately jumped up more than three feet high, and pressed Sima to the ground heavily, and then easily seized the crystal fruit in his hand while crushing his body.

Lin Zaishan, who had suffered from the crushing of quails and felt empathy, couldn't help but feel a pain when he looked at Sima Te's little feet who were struggling on the ground.

"Quail, get up quickly, if we get it any longer, we'll have to give Lao Teh a funeral." Lin Zaishan reminded.

The quail got up contentedly with the crystal fruit and opened its mouth to gnaw.

Lin Zaishan helped Sima Te up, and the latter said angrily: "You guys...... Return my crystals. ”

Where did the crowd pay attention to him, they all hid in the corner and munched on it.

Sima Te finally took a breath, and cried: "I am really miserable, I have gone through a lot of hardships, used the strength of nine cows and two tigers, died nine times, turned a thousand times, and fought half of my life to get these dozen crystal fruits, and I was reluctant to eat one bite, nothing more than wanting to be beautiful in front of people, glorifying my ancestors, and marrying Bai Fumei by the way, who knew that I encountered you inhuman bandits, which caused me to lose both my people and money." In vain, I still treat you as friends and brothers, I am really blind to titanium alloy dog eyes! ”

Lin Zaishan patted Sima Te's shoulder and said with a smile: "Lao Te, you don't have to worry. The so-called good is rewarded with good, evil is rewarded with evil, these unrighteous guys rob your treasure, and they will suffer retribution immediately. ”

"What retribution?" "Can you tell them to eat and not pull it out?" ”

"Possibly, we'll see."

Ten seconds later, the pigeon clutched its stomach and screamed, "It hurts, it hurts!" ”

The other guys who had eaten the crystal fruit just now were also noisy.

"Hahaha! Retribution, right? Sima Te smiled proudly: "Let's see if you dare to rob my things in the future!" ”

At this time, Xiao Lan, who had not been snatching the crystal fruit just now, walked up to Sima Te, and gently patted and pinched Sima Te's limbs with his hands, and the latter said gratefully: "Xiao Lan, I didn't expect you to be righteous enough and emotional. ”

Xiao Lan smiled: "You're welcome, I just want to study the physical reaction of an unlucky man who has been crushed by quails at this time." ”

In the end, this farce ended with Chen Xiaosi and Lin Zaishan each taking out another crystal fruit paste to supply Sima Te. Everyone slept in the cottage that night.

The poisonous spider took someone's soft hand, and she had been hesitating in the master bedroom how to deal with it if Lin Zaishan put forward any non-trivial ideas, and when she finally made a choice by counting crystal fruits and letting Lin Zaishan pick them at will, she found that the latter had slept with the men such as the Falling Pheasant, Sima Te, and Mung Bean Sprouts in the hall downstairs.

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The next morning, Wang Chengba sent someone to summon Lin Zaishan.

"Chief, I heard you had a great time off yesterday." Wang Chengba sat on a deck chair on the beach, drinking morning tea, and said leisurely.

"It's okay, it's not

Having been killed with an anti-materiel rifle and not being killed by the top players of the Gamers Club of the Apocalypse, I've been lucky with shit and burning incense. ”

"The Post-Players Club is getting you in trouble again?"

"They may be in a hurry to recruit me back to be a son-in-law, and they sent a beautiful killer named Feifeng to greet me tirelessly three times and five times."

"I've heard of this female killer, and it seems that she is still very high in the Huaxia District."

"Lao Wang, it sounds like you know a lot? Do you have any insider information to reveal? ”

"Not really. I do, however, have a secret mission for you. ”

"What task?"

"I have a business with people out there, they have what I desperately need, but I have to bring someone with me to trade with them."

"Who?"

"The forest is in the mountains." Wang Chengba's eyes widened, staring intently at Lin Zaishan's every reaction, but the latter complained as if he had heard the villain's name: "Why is everyone looking for Lin Zaishan, is this guy so handsome?" ”

Wang Cheng said domineeringly: "Lin Zaishan's appearance is as good as yours, but it's far worse than me." ”

"If he's not handsome, why would your business partner look for him?"

"Probably because they were also anxious to recruit him back as a son-in-law. You know, it's the end of the world, and it's hard to find a good son-in-law. The old man and the mother-in-law must have red eyes. ”

"And what do you need me to do?"

"What I need you to do is actually quite simple." Wang Chengba said with a smile: "That is to pretend that Lin Zaishan helped me complete the transaction, so that I could get what I wanted." ”

"This Lin Zaishan sounds like a sissy or a gentleman, you can find Sima Te or Wei Jie and others to play it."

"No, because they have pictures of Lin Zaishan." Wang Chengba pushed a piece of color printing paper forward, "Judging from the photos, you and Lin Zaishan are the only ones in my entire Guicheng who look the most alike." ”

Lin Zaishan picked up the piece of paper and carefully looked at the person in the photo, which was a handsome young man wearing a mountain volunteer uniform.

"How? Go ahead, I'll pay you well. ”

"What can you give me?"

"Crystals, weapons, ammunition, cigarettes, wine, beautiful women, you name it."

"If I want more information about this Lin Zai Mountain, will you give it?"

"What's the need to say? In order to make your impersonation more vivid, I will tell you all the background information about Lin Zaishan at hand. ”

"Okay, I promise you!"

"You're smart!" Wang Chengba was so happy that his little eyes were fascinated into a line, and said with a smile: "Actually, I still envy you a little, it is said that in the other survivor gathering points outside, many beautiful girls regard Lin Zaishan as their dream lover, and they can't wait to be able to give them a hug." If it weren't for the fact that I was entangled in big things and was afraid of tarnishing my tall image, I couldn't help but deign to play Lin Zaishan. ”

Lin Zaishan frowned and said, "If the maid you sent last time listened to me and gave me a big bald haircut, there would definitely not be so much trouble." ”

"Don't be impatient, the so-called hard work is harvested. Work hard now and do more challenging part-time jobs so that you can pave the way for your future career. Wang Chengba took out a remote control, pressed the button, a bell rang, and soon a girl in her twenties dressed in a maid's short skirt uniform, with a beautiful face, rushed over with delicate steps. Seeing Wang Chengba, he made a standard curtsy and said, "City Lord, what do you command?" ”

"Xiao Tao, you have seen Lin Zaishan before, do you think the chief and Lin Zaishan are like each other?"

The girl called Xiao Tao was already secretly looking at Lin Zaishan just now, and at this time, De Ling stared at Lin Zaishan with wide eyes and observed Lin Zaishan for a few seconds, and responded: "There are seven points in appearance, that is, ...... It's just that the temperament is far from perfect. ”

"What's wrong with temperament?"

"If Lin Zaishan is a cup of fragrant tea, then the one in front of him is simply a foot wash water."

"Flutter", Wang Chengba couldn't help but squirt out a big mouthful of tea. "Footwash?" While reminiscing about this rhetorical device, he glanced up and down at Lin Zaishan, "Yes, it is indeed an incomparable image." ”

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