Chapter 53: It's a Problem
Squeeze out of the cans and bypass two tall camphor trees that are more than 100 years old before entering the door of the hotel, hence the name of the hotel. Go up the stairs to the inner room, which is simply and quietly.
Sitting around the dinner table and chatting between eating and chatting, I asked Lin Zi, "How is the decoration of your house?" Do you want to learn a little bit of the rustic style here? ”
Lin Zi said: "It's almost finished, please go play when the time comes, there is a problem, I have been hesitating in the house whether it is better to sit in the toilet or squat?" This topic was also out of place, but it immediately aroused everyone's interest.
I said: "I'm still used to squatting toilets, I can't get used to sitting on the toilet from childhood to big toilet, practice has proved that the most difficult thing to sit on the toilet is to press the water, and you are not Guo Jingjing, you must be engaged in a butt of water; If you don't lose a ** and dodge, but fight continuously and bomb wildly, the consequences are very serious. ”
Lin Zimeng took a lump of vegetables and stuffed it into my mouth, "So many good dishes can't stop your stinky mouth!" ”
Qian Cheng continued: "My relatives are familiar with Xiong Ni and their family, and I have also been to play, but I really didn't pay attention to whether their home only has a toilet. If you are looking for a husband with the level of Ryo Arita, you can also use the toilet. ”
"I remember when I was a child, when I feceated, I used a hoe to dig out miscellaneous eyes on the ground, "poop" into the pit, and then covered it with soil, which is called "soil **", whoever stepped on it was unlucky. Ha ha. Don Juan laughed as he spoke.
Wang Jian interjected: "Don't talk about it, this kind of practice looks quite environmentally friendly today, hehe." ”
Everyone seems to have suddenly returned to the childhood when they were excited when they were full of and pee, perhaps because of the relaxed trust between each other and the external performance of no scruples.
Feng'er said: "I heard you say that my family is not going to install a toilet, because I bought a small apartment, and I saved this money when decorating, and set aside the toilet area, and the hall is bigger." There are squatting and sitting people in the mall downstairs in my house. ”
Is that okay too? What a talent.
Shi Nian burst into laughter, and she was half angry: "You can't take a bath all of a sudden, and you talk about the toilet all of a sudden, do you still want to eat this meal?" ”
Well, squatting or sitting, that's the question.
We decided to take this philosophical proposition to the group to continue the discussion in the future, and stop there.
We didn't drink alcohol for the rest of the climb, which was a rarity.
After the meal, with a light rain in the sky, we still came to the foot of Yuelu Mountain as promised.
I was the first to jump out of the car, gently shaking off my busyness and tiredness, and greedily breathing in the fresh air.
The fallen leaves of autumn and winter have long since sunk into the soil, and the natural breath in the rain and mist rushes into our faces, penetrates into the skin and bones, and we are surrounded by it, our body and mind are nourished, and we feel peaceful, and a boundless pleasure spreads in every cell of the body.
Wang Shouren's poem in the Ming Dynasty: "The foothills of the river are in suspense for a long time, and the thunderstorm Xiaoxiang comes day and night" describes probably this season.
The spring water of the mountain stream jumped happily in Qingfeng Gorge, and people couldn't help but want to get close to it, and Don Juan and I rolled up our trouser legs and went down to the mountain spring to taste this kind of heart-warming coolness. I found a small blue-brown crab in a crevice of the rocks next to me and gave it to the forest as a gift to take home to raise.
Everyone walked up the granite steps along the stretch of Qingfeng Gorge, and the birds in the forest echoed our bright mood...... Walking in the mountain road, you will feel a kind of comfort and relaxation back to your hometown, and then you will remember that you are also a natural child, and you should have come back to see it more often.
Shi Nian said that such outdoor activities are very beneficial, and everyone agreed, and they should take more time to go out for a walk in the future.
Pass the Lushan Temple, pass through the tomb of Cai Yi, worship the tombstone of Huang Xing, and climb the virtual building.
Standing on the top of the mountain, overlooking the railing, the mountain, the water, the continent and the city are suddenly presented, like a big picture scroll, full of vitality and gorgeous and colorful.
I said to Lin Zi that I hope that we will live on the opposite bank of the river at the foot of the foothills, with high floors, and each glass is a picture frame, framing a different landscape. Spring, summer, autumn and winter, cloudy, sunny and rainy, those are all natural landscape paintings.
When going down the mountain, I didn't feel that the sky was dark, the gust of wind blew, and the coolness hit people. The majestic mountain image clip art is like a clip art, glued to the boundless night, and under the mountain is the lights and traffic of the Xiangshui Bridge.