Chapter 52: Perfume Smell
Since there were so many people, we were in a hurry to finish it in the morning, so it was almost noon after the project was checked.
Shi Nian said not to eat the steamed porridge issued by the hospital, she invited everyone to eat lunch, and only after listening to Lin Ziyi did she know that today was her birthday.
We all said that this day was really good, and it happened that this morning I didn't even eat breakfast for blood drawing, and I came back with a stomach and ate it at noon.
Shi Nian said: "It seems that I had blood this morning, and I will have 'heavy bleeding' at noon." Everyone was arguing, some said to go to the sports committee to eat tofu brain sauerkraut soup and other home-cooked dishes, and some said to go to the train station to build the army steamed vegetables, I said: "That's unrealistic, it's too far to run, doesn't it mean that you have to go to Yuelu Mountain in the afternoon?" Let's choose one in Hexi. ”
In the end, Shi Nian decided to go to the two trees in the area of Yuwan City, Hexi, which belongs to the campus area, the environment is relatively quiet, and the main thing is that the consumption is lower than that of Hedong, and the money is not much to spend, but the amount of vegetables is sufficient.
Colleagues stopped a few taxis and followed each other. Several of us crowded into the taxi in front of us, both to save money and to join in the fun.
In the same taxi, Lin Zi and I sat in the front co-pilot, and in the back seat, Qian Cheng, Wang Jian, Tang Juan and Shi Nian sat four.
Fortunately, we are a modern Elantra taxi, the space is OK, if it is a Jetta, Beverly, Xiali and the like, the brothers have to squeeze out the oil.
Even so, we still had to sit apart, Tang and Qian leaned back, Brother Jian and Shi Nian both leaned forward, and their buttocks only sat on the front part of the chair, and I sat very hard along the way. Fortunately, there is no traffic jam, it should not be long before it arrives.
Sitting in the car, Lin Zi suddenly said Why is it so fragrant? The crowd looked around and laughed.
Don Juan and Wang Jian both like to wear some perfume, which is not allowed by the eyebrows. What's more, both of them were in the car today.
In fact, it's not bad for men to have a little body odor. For example, in ancient times, there were not a few fragrant men like Han Shou, he took the spices given by his lover and used them violently, and his whole body was fragrant, and he felt very chic.
Xie Xuan, the commander-in-chief of the Battle of Weishui, who we all learned about the history of middle school, was very fond of spices when he was young, and he held a sachet in his hand every day. Later, his uncle Xie An was a little unaccustomed to it, but he didn't want to reprimand him in person, for fear of hurting his self-esteem, so he gambled with him, won the sachet, and then set it on fire.
It seems that the generation gap problem has also appeared in the Jin Dynasty, and Xie An's handling method is indeed better than that of the ordinary elders now, otherwise with a fierce training, Xie Xuan may become a rebellious young man.
In fact, the elders may not have been ridiculous when they were young, Xie Xuan's uncle Xie Shang especially liked to wear floral pants when he was young, swaggering through the market, thinking that his appearance was cool. For thousands of years, generations of young people have been so rebellious, the so-called avant-garde, there has been a long time, and everyone is actually no different.
There were many people in the car, everyone was crowded next to each other, Wang Jian took the opportunity to take Shi Nian's hand, but he was beaten and then taken back. Shi Nian said to Wang Jian, although you are sprayed with cologne, I can still vaguely smell a smell of scum.
During the banquet, everyone learned from the cologne smell on Ce Wangjian's body today, and men are now starting to wear perfume. I said that there has never been a rule that men cannot wear perfume, and that sachets have been around for a long time, and men have expressed their support for our point of view and cannot be sexist against sex.
Shi Nian said: "Then I always feel weird, more perfume smell, less masculine." ”
Don Juan said, "What is masculinity? Always say that stinky men stinky men, if they don't stink, they're not men, right? I think you women are just talking about it, and there are not a few people who are cheap and really like men who smell bad, and if that's the case, men have to join the beggar gang to be the most attractive. ”
Shi Nian said: "How do you sing that miscellaneous song, I miss your coat, I miss your white socks, and the smell of your body, I miss your kiss and the faint smell of tobacco on your fingers..."
Wang Jian said: "I know the answer, you just like to smell the smoke on your hands and the smell of socks, I can do it, take some questions, haha." ”
Shi Nian's answer was extremely concise: Get out!
Lin Zi interjected: "I actually don't reject boys who are more delicate, I am most afraid of the kind of nondescript people, such as those who don't take a shower for a long time, don't even change their socks, and spray cheap air fresheners on their bodies." The mixed smell is really disgusting. ”
Everyone looked at Wang Jian again...
"I want me to do it," he hurriedly defended himself, "I take a bath a day, and I take two baths a day in the summer, and sometimes it is more than that, and I tell me that I must go to work at the waterworks in the future to support me." ”
Shi Nian smiled and said: "I see that you usually don't take a bath, and you have a 'fox skin' (fox smell) on your body, and today you are afraid that you will take off your clothes and smoke another doctor during the physical examination, so you deliberately spray some perfume to cover up the facts." ”
Wang Jian was so angry with her that he was a little speechless.
The topic turned to the matter of not liking bathing, Don Juan said: "I heard that Tibetans only take three baths in their lives? Born, married, buried. ”
Qian Cheng smiled and said, "What I saw a few days ago is not only that lamas don't take baths, but that priests and nuns in the West basically don't take baths a long time ago, and that the more they don't wash, the easier it is to become saints." ”
I laughed when I heard it, "This saint is really not easy to be", it is simply comparing the endurance of myself and the people around me, without strong perseverance, I can't cultivate home.
If I remember correctly, it was not until the Crusaders returned from the Byzantine crusade that the bathing culture of ancient Rome once again swept Europe.
Many years ago, I was crammed into the green train carriage for the Spring Festival, and the suffocating smell of beating permeated my memory, but fortunately, few Chinese people at that time had the bad habit of spraying inferior perfume on their bodies.
Thinking of smelling the body fragrance that some foreigners can't hide with perfume in the elevator a few days ago, I suddenly had an urge to vomit, and immediately disconnected my thoughts, and I didn't dare to think about it again.