At the National Day Art Show, Don Juan and I went up to perform a cross talk "Who is the Uncle" on behalf of the new employees, probably to make fun of the current problem of two-way charging by mobile operators.

I took the initiative to play the role of the paid uncle, and let Don Juan play the role of the CEO of Pacific Mobile, and my friends said that he also had a more bossy belly than me.

At the beginning of the performance, a little nervous:

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Mr. Tang, a high-level mobile executive, was running errands outside, and suddenly felt anxious, so he had to find the nearest bathroom.

"What for?" The uncle I played shouted.

"I'm Mr. Tang of Mobile, come to your unit to do business, I'm in a hurry, it's convenient."

"You don't know that you have to charge for everything now?"

"Okay, how much?"

"5 cents in and 3 cents out." Uncle looked at him.

"What, there is a charge for coming out?" The higher-ups glared.

"Look, we have two-way charging here. However, if you can get a toilet plan, you can enjoy the one-way tariff. The uncle stood up and said loudly.

"Okay, okay, I'll pay." The situation is pressing, at this time he is a vulnerable group and has no bargaining power, so Mr. Tang took out ten yuan.

"Big or small?" The uncle pinched the money and asked.

"Great, hurry up."

"Well, do you need to apply for a package? If you have a big fifty times at once, you can be given a discount to urinate thirty times. Uncle said.

"Don't say it, I'll go in first, and pay right away when I come out."

After Mr. Tang entered, he chose the last pit position and cooled for a long time before he slowly came out.

"Sir, you chose the No. 8 pit, and you have to pay 5 cents for the number selection fee, and you didn't say don't choose to play music when you stayed in it, so you charged 6 cents each time.

In addition, you squat in it for fifteen minutes and one second, and the first minute is billed at 5 cents per minute, and the back is billed at 4 cents per minute. Fractions of a minute will be billed as a minute.

In addition, because your excretion occupies our sewer bandwidth, please pay an additional 50 yuan per month. "Uncle, I am very familiar with my business.

Mr. Tang, a high-ranking person, was already there.

"So, Mr. Boss, you're going to have to pay 59.5 cents in total, but we don't use credit cards here, we only accept cash. I now remind you that if you do not pay within the time limit, you will be charged a late fee of 3/1000 per day, and we will not notify you until you accumulate 1,000 yuan. ”

…… Hahahaha......

The audience applauded enthusiastically and thought that the show was very exciting, and many colleagues in the advertising agency usually did not turn off the phone 24 hours a day, and they were all mobile users, and the phone bill was quite high, so naturally there were many dissatisfactions. It's a pity that the judges thought that the theme of this show was not high in concept and vulgar, but they still gave a third prize to encourage it. The bonus is 800 yuan, and we plan to share it equally. Qian Cheng and Wang Jian were not convinced, saying that the lines and scripts were created by them collectively, and they wanted to have equal interests. We had to promise to hold a thank-you banquet for the success of the show at the right time.

To be honest, on weekdays, we still get closer to each other privately, but this is the first time we have a large-scale dinner.