Chapter 75: Very Coke
When I ate it, I took off our shirts with Don Juan and Qian Cheng, leaving only a pair of very bright and flowery beach pants. Huang Yue was sweating profusely, with sweat marks on the back of his chest, and his sweat-soaked shirt sticking to his skin, but he just pulled his clothes out of his belt, and was not shirtless like us, although his figure was better than that of our male compatriots.
Lin Zi laughed at a few of us being naked: "Qian Cheng and Don Juan, the cups of the two of you are bigger than the girls at the next table, which will make other girls embarrassed." ”
Don Juan smiled: "They don't know if they don't peek at me." ”
Shi Nian said: "It is you people who do not pay attention to civilization that caused us to be judged as a civilized city this time. ”
Speaking of the civilized city inspection team a few days ago, they came to the Star City in the "furnace" of midsummer, and at night, this group of inspection team members came out of the hotel and wanted to feel the Night Star City. As soon as I got out of the hotel, I saw a person standing shirtless on the side of the road, waiting for a bus or waiting for someone. One of the inspectors patted the man and said, "Hello comrade, do you know that it is uncivilized to be shirtless?" The man brother turned around, straightened his tongue, and said a plastic Mandarin in the accent of Xingcheng: "Which one is gay with you?" You're afraid it's a bit of a treasure. His girlfriend next to him also glanced at it, and whispered in the local dialect, "Baoli is nosy."
I don't know if the uncle of the inspection team understands or not, anyway, it was announced that Xingcheng's several months of washing and powdering the project ended in failure, this shirtless brother is really a thousand words, and his words have made the city's community street cadres in the past few months of assault work and tens of millions of special funds to create a civilized city in vain. The gold on the mayor's face can't be pasted, but what can be done, why don't you learn from Singapore's whipping?
I said to Shi Nian: "You can't say that, we are 'celestial movements', do you know what is 'celestial bodies' in the anthropological sense? It means 'natural body' or 'natural body'. The "celestial" movement originated in ancient Greek civilization, and people believed that the human body was the most beautiful thing in nature, and it was the best vehicle for human beings to show their self-confidence and pride. ”
Shi Nian said: "As long as you like wordy, only you have read books, and you are so complicated even if you don't wear clothes." ”
I said, "To put it simply, you can do the same as us now, show your confidence and pride, make sure that no one says you are uncivilized, and you will be unanimously supported by the people around you." ”
The male compatriots applauded warmly together and coaxed: "Shi Nian, take off one, Nian Tuo, take off one!" ”
Shi Nian picked up a glass of beer and wanted to splash it on my head, it looked like it was real, I hurriedly got up to dodge, it was a false alarm, she didn't really do it. She picked up the vinegar bottle on the table and added some stale vinegar to the beer, then walked up to me with a wine glass, and grabbed my arm with one hand, "Lu Tu, you dead guy, if it weren't for Lin Zi's sake, I would pour this glass of wine on your head today, and if you drink everything in this cup with me, I will spare you." She said, her hand squeezing my arm secretly.
Lin Zi also followed to help: "I want to give him a little bit of power and control his stinky mouth!" There was a bit of anger in the words. It is estimated that she is a little "flirting" when she looks at the two of us, she feels faceless, and it is not easy to have a seizure.
"Ouch, yo, I'll drink I'll drink." She grabbed a little bit of my flesh, and it hurt so much that I had to drink the black glass of "Coke" head-on. As soon as it reached my stomach, there was a churn, and a sour breath rushed out of my nostrils through the smell of beer, and I almost vomited it all over, and I drank a few sips of hot tea to press it.
"Actually, I envy you men who can only wear a pair of shorts, why do women wear so much, this is also sexist, this society is still unfair." She said, wiping the sweat from her forehead and neck with a napkin, "It's so hot here, it's like sweating to sit here." The one who spoke was a tall northern girl sitting next to Huang Yue, who had just come from Shenzhen with him. It may be that at the beginning we were talking to Huang Yue, so she couldn't interject, and she didn't say much in front of her, which made people ignore her existence.
Huang Yue said to Qian Cheng: "I introduced you when you came here just now, this is my girlfriend, Zhou Xiaomin, you can call her Xiaomin." ”
He said to Xiao Min next to him: "This is also what I play well, it's called Qian Cheng, you call Brother Cheng yes, anyway, the people sitting there are older than you, the men are all brothers, and the women are sisters." ”
Qian Cheng said to Xiao Min: "Oh, hello Xiao Min, when we meet for the first time, I will also toast you, I will do it first, you are free." ”
"Thank you, Brother Cheng." Xiao Min quickly dried up the beer in the glass, and the wine style was quite bold.
After drinking the cup of "Very Coke" that Shi Nian had just concocted, I didn't dare to come forward on this issue, and I would lose it if I said too much, for fear of provoking myself again. But Qian Cheng seemed to be still unsatisfied, he said to Xiao Min: "I don't think there is unfairness, you can be like us, no one forbids you to be shirtless, the problem is not our men, it is in your women's hearts." If you don't believe it, ask the male compatriots at the table, we don't have a problem with which girl in the room wants to take off her clothes. ”
The men laughed together, smiling brightly.
Lin Zi said: "That's right, the mouth is beautiful, you men are willing to see other wives take off, and your own wives will have opinions when they take off their clothes." ”
"What my sister said is that we Chinese men are old-fashioned, there are many foreign tourists on the beach in my hometown of Dalian, and there are many naked swimmers or bare butts on the beaches in some remote spots when the weather is good. Huang Yue and I have also swam naked in Xiaomeisha, my dear, isn't it? Xiao Min snatched the conversation, and glanced at Huang Yue affectionately after speaking, as if Huang Yue did not belong to the Chinese man in her mouth, and was the only Brazilian turtle in our group of turtles.
Now when it comes to China, it seems that it has always been a feudal and conservative country, but in fact, it is not. Far away from the Tang Dynasty, which was full of **, the famous neon dress and feather dance was actually very exposed, and the dancers were dressed more sexily than today's brothers, which can be called body art or performance art in contemporary times; Recently, it can be said that in Wuhan in 1927, everyone took to the streets to march naked and cheer for the victory of the Northern Expedition, and the air at that time was already full of free and open factors.