Chapter 76: The Dog's Face Is Planted
Huang Yue interrupted her and said to a few of us: "Don't listen to her nonsense, it was at night, when there were people on the whole beach." Come on, their sisters will take their leads, and we will drink our wine. ”
Wang Jian said: "Yes, drink and drink, don't care what you do, just be happy." Besides, which law says that we should drink in our clothes? Recently, in order to cope with the exam, I have also carefully studied the following laws and regulations, and I have never seen a clause that explicitly prohibits nudity, and there is a clause on personal freedom in Law X, and how to wear a person's own clothes is probably the most basic personal freedom. ”
I agree with Wang Jian's point of view, and I also think that the likes and dislikes of some people in society cannot become the absolute standard of morality, who said that only swimming in a swimsuit is moral, and swimming without a swimsuit is immoral? Even if 99% don't like it, respect the choice of the 1% because it's a right given to them by the Constitution. But the X law is also mysterious, once upon a time there was a big official with a big nose who came out with a Danshu iron coupon, but he didn't even save his life, and we ordinary people still don't mention the word constitution. It is very similar to the 10 yuan "Sunflower Treasure Book" in Xing Ye's "Kung Fu", which is rumored to be the most top-level kung fu, but it is actually meaningless to most people.
If someone tapped me on the shoulder now, I think I would still be a little more civilized, and I would ask him in standard Chinese why he is more civilized in clothes than shirtless? Are male athletes diving uncivilized? Bodybuilders have to wear a tights to perform on stage to be civilized?
Those well-dressed upper-class people who are often exposed by the media for "maintaining improper sexual relations for a long time" and "being caught talking about life with runaway girls" are not necessarily more civilized and noble than fruit activists. Qian Zhongshu said that the truth is a red fruit, is it wrong to pursue the truth? In short, at the moment we like to be naked, and we want to fight hand-to-hand in this empty dark night.
The scene is like a movie scene switching, my shoulder was really slapped hard, could it be that the inspection team is back again? When I turned around and saw that it was "Han Huaqiao", I teased him: "Mr. Han, did you personally come out for supper?" Hehe. By the way, do you know where Mr. Jiang went to make a fortune, haven't you heard from him for so long? ”
He said, "Go in!" I went to see him the other day and brought him some cigarettes. ”
"Oh, is the sentence severe?" I didn't ask him where he went, but I'd seen the situation and the dialogue many times in the TV series, so I quickly understood it.
"Fraud, it's only 8 years, and it's locked up in Pingtang."
"Did you lose a lot?" I'm blunt.
"It's nothing, I didn't believe him last time to buy any original shares, but in the end I still 'lent' him 5,000 yuan, he said that day he was going to receive important guests from other provinces but he didn't have a wallet." Han Chuang said helplessly.
"Dog Noodles" took hundreds of thousands of advertising money from others this time, but did not broadcast advertisements and ran away. It is estimated that the hole of illegal fund-raising of the previous "big project" is getting bigger and bigger, so the dog jumped over the wall in a hurry. Later, they called the police, and a few months later they caught him in a hotel in a nearby city...... I wasn't surprised when I heard it, but I still had a lot of emotion. According to the book "Thick Black Studies", there are only two elements that people need to succeed: one is thick skin, and the other is that the heart is black enough. I think Mr. Jiang has both, he should be the dragon and phoenix among the people, if he is not imprisoned this time, I don't know how much "creation" there will be in the future.
We called Han Chuang to sit down and eat together, and he said that there were two friends waiting for him over there, and he would make an appointment to come out together next time, so he drank a glass of wine and left.
Huang Yue and Peng Yu exchanged heads on the side, chatting about their work and life conditions in recent times, Huang Yue had been close to Peng Yu when he was working on the entertainment channel, and they signed up for the job on the same day. Huang Yue said that he only stayed for two or three days when he came back this time, mainly to go through some formalities, and he was going to buy a house in Shenzhen, move his household registration, and get married and have children there in the future.
We are all envious, Shenzhen's housing prices have doubled compared to Star City, and we don't dare to think about it even if it is a mortgage with our current income, it sounds like he is really mixing well over there, and he has made some real money.
We all half-jokingly asked him to take us to make a fortune together, Huang Yue said: "Okay, you can come to Shenzhen to find me at any time, I welcome you." ”
The shop itself has no toilets, and the owner said that he could only go to the public toilet in the alley far away. There are no street lights in the alley, it is dark, and recently the newspaper has reported that there are often people hiding in the women's toilet to peep, and for safety, several women got up to find the toilet together.
When the women left, Li Xun said to Huang Yue with an exaggerated expression: "Don't you know, Cadre Peng almost went in some time ago. ”
Seeing Huang Yue's puzzled face, Li Xun said: "Of course he is like this, he has taken the risk of making some big and important cases, and if you want him to defraud like Ma Kun, he doesn't have this "bubble", and he is not almost planted in the hands of a woman." ”
Huang Yue still didn't quite understand, and Don Juan on the side directly accentuated his tone, lowered his voice and said four words: "Sell-Y-P-Prostitute."
Of course, Huang Yue knew that it was not possible for Cadre Peng to go out to sell, so it was naturally the matter of buying C, but he still glanced at Peng Yu in surprise, and suddenly laughed very weirdly.
Peng Yu's face turned red all of a sudden, and he tried his best to defend it, insisting that he was just looking for something to kill his loneliness and boredom at that time, and everyone was also a netizen with an emotional foundation, so he went to meet her. He didn't know that she was a dusty woman, and at most he admitted that he had the idea of "scheming legs". Star City men like to call women in more stable relationships "legs", which is a bit ambiguous, between simple sexual partners and formal girlfriends, of course, there are also well-developed ones, and finally become husband and wife.
Wang Jian teased Peng Yu: "There was a lady just now, so we all took advantage of you, you have the resources to go without your brothers, and you will end up eating alone." You know? ”
Peng Yu explained that he really regarded her as a netizen, and he had also seen her student ID. We say it's much cheaper to get a fake student ID than a hymen.
Li Xun said that when he went to the police station that day, he found that at least a dozen people had been left behind with Peng to "record confessions." Many of those from all walks of life are in the public service department, and there is also a department-level cadre in a certain unit. These people were all found by the police uncle according to the number on the phone book of the hair salon girl, and some of them paid the money and left, and those who did not have so much money on them continued to stay there waiting to be taken away by family and friends.
After Li Xun arrived that day, he took out the money and said directly to the police, I brought the "ransom", can I take the person away now? As a result, a fat policeman educated him for half an hour: "Do you think we are here in a green house or a robber's den, are you here to help your friend redeem himself or pay the ticket money?" Do you think this friend of yours was kidnapped by Somali pirates? This is a fine, and it is to be handed over to the treasury ......"
Li Xun had no choice but to laugh and talk about what books he had read, he was uneducated, and asked the cadres not to worry about him as a villain. After the two of them came out, Li Xun was still muttering there, "Cut, which one to deceive?" Such a fine may not really have to be handed over to the treasury, it's too exaggerated, or this dead fat man has also read some books, and he knows what the treasury is. ”
I said to Peng Yu very righteously, this society is full of dangers and traps, as the saying goes, women are disasters, and when there is such a man-made disaster in the future, remember to inform the brothers to go together to "share weal and woe", and don't be "ambiguous" alone. Star City said the meaning of doing it secretly.
Qian Cheng said, yes, Peng Yujiao, you don't want to be a "cadre" who has been a "cadre" for a long time, and then he will be separated from the masses, and he still has to rely on the strength of the masses and the wisdom of the collective at a critical time.
Huang Yue finally concluded his speech and said that it is natural for a man to want to find a woman, he is young and has not started a family, even if he goes to have a happy life temporarily, it is not a big deal to find a young lady. The problem is that you have to go to some high-grade places and find some high-quality ones. He patted Peng Yu on the shoulder and said, "Next time you come to Shenzhen, I promise to help you arrange ironing." Call me anytime, whenever you want. ”
We laughed while talking, and Cadre Peng also had a wry smile on his face, he usually doesn't drink much, but today he did a few big glasses, saying that he wanted to "change his past" and be a new person. The women came back with a cut watermelon. They were curious about what we were laughing at just now, Huang Yue said it was nothing, and they heard Lu Tu tell a joke, and they said that they should also listen to it. I said: "We were talking just now, as the saying goes, women are like clothes, brothers are like siblings, so to speak, these men here have at least been running on the road of life without covering their clothes for more than 20 years, and there are still some comrades who continue to run naked. ”
Shi Nian was still quick to answer: "Didn't you just say that celestial sports are bodybuilding and civilized, and nudity is your personal freedom, we don't interfere, it's better for you to continue to go to Guoben." ”
"Hahaha......"
Talk casually, talk freely from all over the world and three rivers. It's a state we like.
In the night snack street at the south gate, fashionable girls wearing suspenders, short skirts, and small slippers pass by our tables from time to time, and of course, cripples selling betel nuts, mutes selling cigarettes, and fortune tellers with gold-rimmed glasses; The smell of beer, cigarettes, watermelon, sweat mixed in the air, and the occasional burst of barbecue smoke wafted by, such a night was a hangover, unbearable to part.