Spring is coming, and I always want to go out for a walk, to see the mountains and rivers. "Let's go out on an outing", leave a message in the group, many responders, and meet tomorrow afternoon.

Tomorrow is the physical examination day arranged by the unit, and the unit organizes everyone to go to Huaya Hospital for an annual routine physical examination. We can excuse the difficulty of queuing up due to the large number of people, and the physical examination project in the morning is not completed, and we continue to skip the shift in the afternoon. In fact, it doesn't matter if a few of us do business, the main thing is that Lin Zi and Shi Nian have a convenient way to do administrative work.

Early the next morning, we took the unit shuttle bus to the famous Huaya Hospital, where two newly renovated outpatient and inpatient buildings with more than 30 floors stood in front of us, in stark contrast to the traditional red brick buildings that have been preserved around us.

Huaya Hospital's predecessor was an American-funded church hospital, which has a history of nearly 100 years, and has always been said in the community as "North Union and South Huaya". Generally speaking, the reputation is still good, and people from several nearby provinces have come here to seek medical consultation, and it is very lively all year round.

It was only past 7 o'clock in the morning, and there were already more people in the hospital, coming and going. Standing on the large floor-to-ceiling glass windows of the 20-story medical examination center, you can see the ant-like crowd surging into the gate in a fan shape, as if on a pilgrimage. Just as rushing to church or temple to pray for blessings, people come here with devotion to pray for peace, health and happiness for themselves and their families and friends.

It's just that the building itself doesn't seem to be a treasure of feng shui, not long after his inauguration ceremony, the person who cut the ribbon for it and the secretary and director of Huaya Hospital was taken away by the people of the inspection institute, and later several vice presidents, heads of several departments, and more than 10 people from the procurement department of the infrastructure department were put in prison one after another, causing a sensation. This time, the integrity storm that was mainly blowing within the health system also involved several other hospitals, and the city was full of wind and rain for a while.

There were some people who were dressed in white on the outside, but black on the inside. People are surprised to find that the bosses have fallen on infrastructure projects costing hundreds of millions; The small bosses of the second point fell on the medical equipment procurement projects that often cost millions of dollars; The little minions of surgery are fishing in the water with medical consumables with a clear conscience; Even the poorest internal medicine doctors can reap the rewards of "vigorously promoting" the use of high-priced drugs for specific relationships. They all seem to have a unified standard, which is the classic line in Director Feng's movie: "Only choose the expensive one, not the right one." ”

This is clearly like a black hole that tirelessly sucks life and money. Expensive, magnificent-looking buildings don't give people exactly the security they need, and people come here for help, but they often feel helpless.

Such hospitals have something in common with some temples, they are dedicated to the god of wealth, and the donors actually come here to burn money, and as for the result, only God knows. The people dressed in white are not necessarily Guanyin Bodhisattvas or angels, there are always rat droppings sandwiched between white rice grains.

That being said, the cost of the medical examination is paid by the company, and if I don't come, I won't be sent cash, and it is likely to become a cigarette behind the butt of the leader's car. More importantly, I was expecting to meet the charming nurse sister who smiled at me, and frankly my only longing for the hospital was based on the allure of the uniforms in Japanese films.

There are more than a dozen items on the physical examination form in my hand, and it is estimated that the specifications of this physical examination are quite high, among which there are three small items in the blood test: blood routine, blood lipids and kidney function four. There are also four abbreviations: AFP (alpha-fetoprotein), CEA (carcinoembryonic antigen), AST (aspartate aminotransferase), ALT (alanine aminotransferase). Looking around, there are people everywhere, and I don't know where to start for a while. Just thinking about it, a nurse with bright eyes and bright teeth came over, and I decided to follow her back to see which department she was from, and I would start the examination first.

I walked with her to the Department of Internal Medicine, and my heart was shocked, isn't this a chance to have zero contact? There were still a few people in line in front of me, and at this time, Qian Cheng came over and wanted to insert in front of me. After waiting for a while, it was finally our turn to go in, full of joy, who knew that the beautiful nurse who had just gone in went out again, and dared to love her for picking up something recently? Only Qian Cheng and I were left in the house, and an aunt in her 40s.

The middle-aged aunt lowered her head and filled out the form while ordering him: Pick up the clothes. The aunt stretched out her abdomen and touched it a few times, then suddenly raised her head, looked at Qian Cheng with blazing eyes, saw that his face was red, and thought to herself: Could it be that there is something wrong with me, and I usually don't think about it?

Auntie slowly spit out a sentence from her mouth: You are going to lose weight! It is said that Qian Cheng's brother is indeed fat, 172 tall, 180 pounds in weight.

Next, the aunt began to fill out the form, idle, I looked down to see how the doctor filled it out, only to see that the aunt was dancing in the column of "abdominal organs": not touched! After touching the relationship for a long time, I just touched a layer of "plate oil......

I was wondering how comfortable it would be to touch my stomach with the warm hands of the young nurse just now, when I heard my aunt say to me, "It's your turn, go up and lie down, and get the belt away." ”

Immediately after that, her hand began to practice Tai-level pushing hands on my stomach, pressing hard from time to time, "If it hurts here, tell me if it hurts." ”

"It hurts, ouch, it kind of feels like ......," I said.

"Is this here? Or is it here? She shifted her hand to a few points of force, trying to find the exact location.

"It's here that hurts...... It hurts here, too, and it feels a little painful everywhere. I replied.

"What does it feel, what kind of pain does it feel? For example, is it a stinging or dull pain? Auntie asked me very seriously.

"It looks like I have a stomachache like I'm going to the bathroom......" I replied seriously.

She glanced at me and touched me a few more times...... You are a problem, I guess you really want to go to the toilet to answer? ”

When I came out, I saw Wang Jian and Tang Juan at the place where they weighed themselves, they were inexplicably competing, and they both said that they were heavier.

Jian weighed 146 catties, and Juan then weighed the last station, 148 catties. Wang Jian was not convinced, and questioned: "Huang Turtle, you have too much hair, you can only count the gross weight, not count, you weigh the hair again to call it the net weight." ”

I think they're a little boring: "Hehe, you two can't be famous in the sumo world if you two weigh 30 pounds, what years are they, and you're fatter here?" Why don't you compare IQ? ”

"Come on, see what projects you've done?" I took a look at Wang Jian's physical examination form and saw 1.75 meters in the height column, in fact, we have all compared our heights before, and he is up to 1.72 meters. I smiled and said, "Brother Jian, you are a talent, dozens of years old, are you still growing?" ”

"What, I've always been so tall, I was 1.7 meters in my first year of junior high school, which is considered tall in the class. Later, it grew slowly, and when I got to college, I played basketball and exercised a lot and grew a few centimeters. Wang Jian hurriedly said.

I guess this kid must have taken a lot of people during the physical examination, and the doctor didn't pay attention to tiptoeing, because Shi Nian said a few days ago that her standard for finding a boyfriend cannot be lower than 1.75 meters, because she herself has 1.68 meters, at least a man of this height can match her after wearing tall shoes.

I said to Wang Jian, "You went to test your lung capacity?" It's definitely huge. ”

"How do you know that my lung capacity has always been relatively large?"

"You can blow Niu B so big, it must not be small." Don Juan laughed with me on the sidelines.