Chapter 33: There will be a bad omen on this trip
In the underground cave, on the calm surface of the lake, streams of mist slowly rise.
The originally dark and dark underground world was also hung by the two monks at this time, and the flashlight flickered brightly and darkly.
Time flowed slowly, and it was only about a quarter of an hour, and suddenly I heard the carnival of the monk and disciple crawling in front of me.
"Senior brother, look, the front is about to be in place!"
"Big brother, alas, I said don't look at it, can you hurry up and crawl? If I hadn't slowed it down on purpose, those farts you had just done would have knocked me down. ”
The horse monkey who was sandwiched between the two monks, and without waiting for the monk brother behind him to answer, he complained first.
As soon as the monk and junior brother heard the words of the horse monkey, he was so angry that he immediately opened his mouth and scolded: "It's just deliberately sneering you, no matter how much nonsense there is, believe it or not, I'll kick you down and feed the king!" ”
When the horse monkey heard the monk's words, he immediately closed his mouth tightly.
At this time, I heard the monk brother who was at the end, panting and sighing.
"Immeasurable Buddha, junior brother, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and climb up, so that you can go back and pull my senior brother, senior brother, my pants are going to fall into the butt ditch!"
"Senior brother is holding on for a while, and he will be there soon...... Oops! ”
"Ahh
"Bang~!"
At this moment, the monk was talking to his brother while climbing forward.
When he squirmed forward again, because he was worried about his senior brother, the amplitude of his squirming accelerated a lot, and he was careless, and slammed into the unknown thing in front of him.
That's not all, at the moment of hitting the unknown thing, because of the moment of distraction, the grip in his hand suddenly relaxed a lot.
No, the monk and the disciple fell straight from the chain.
At this time, as soon as the monk heard the shouts of the senior brother, he immediately knew that something was wrong, and he shouted in a hurry.
"Senior Brother, Senior Brother, Senior Brother......"
"Oops, you fell to my death......"
Just as the monk brother was anxiously shouting downward, the senior brother screamed for a while, which was regarded as a response to the senior brother's words.
The monk who received a response from his junior brother, although he heard his wail, he couldn't help but be surprised.
At this time, I heard him chant a Buddha name: "Immeasurable Buddha." After a slight pause, he said again: "Senior brother, I can scare my brother to death, you fuck it, don't say a word if it's okay!" Buddha bless, Buddha bless! ”
And the monk and brother below did not immediately respond to his brother's words.
"Smack, smack, smack......"
I heard the sound of a flashlight tapping from below.
It turned out to be the monk's younger brother, and when he fell from the chain, he extinguished the flashlight that was still bright.
With a flap of his beating, the flashlight finally lived up to his expectations, and after a few flashes, the light suddenly lit up.
As the light of the flashlight lit up, the horse monkey hanging on the chain also saw the environment under him clearly at this time.
It was this glance that almost threw the horse monkey off the chain.
Two meters below him, there is a huge lava stone platform, a rough look is dozens of square meters, but the potholes are a little uneven, when the monk who fell down, holding a flashlight to look around, the scene below the horse monkey can be seen clearly.
Everywhere the light of the flashlight went, the bones were craggy and the skulls were rotted into skeletons, scattered on the dissolved stone platform.
At the same time, human pelvis, leg bones, ribs, shoulder blades and other remnants can be seen everywhere.
Where have the horse monkeys seen this kind of scene, and suddenly the frightened soul is about to fly, and the body tightens violently, and at the same time, the hands and feet work together to grasp the chain tighter.
At this moment, the monk and disciple who fell below suddenly took a flashlight and shone it on the top of his head.
"Senior brother, look, there's a sarcophagus hanging here!"
With an exclamation from the monk's disciple, he blurted out, and at this time, the horse monkey in front of him looked up and looked behind him according to the light source of the flashlight.
"Oh my God! Hell! Yes...... "The moment the monkey saw the coffin.
He was already nervous, but suddenly he seemed to have seen a ghost, and his spirit was like a dam bursting the embankment, and he was washed away in an instant.
Meanwhile.
I saw the horse monkey, the body was fierce, and then the hand was unstable, and it fell off the chain!
It turned out that when the horse monkey heard the monk and disciple shouting to the sarcophagus, he was hanging upside down on the chain, and subconsciously, he looked up and looked back.
It was in this unprepared situation that a skeleton with dull gray hair was still a palm away from his face.
And behind this skeleton, there seem to be many more hanging like this.
It's as if when people are unlucky, everything is against you at every turn.
Although the ground in the chain was only two meters away, the horse monkey was still thrown under the cold.
The dazed horse monkey who was thrown was about to stand up on the ground, and suddenly felt that there seemed to be a round and smooth thing in his hand, and the horse monkey who was still in a daze picked up the thing immediately, and then came to his eyes.
"Ahh
When the horse monkey saw the object in his hand clearly, a fierce spirit suddenly came to his senses.
"Oops, I'll your grandma!"
With a roar like killing a pig, the horse monkey hurriedly threw the thing in his hand far away.
With the horse monkey throwing hard, the round thing gradually stopped after rolling for a while, and at a glance, it turned out to be a gray skeleton that had long been rotted into white bones.
"Yo, bear, this thing scares the hell out of you? Be careful and wait a while, there will be female ghosts looking for you! ”
The monk and the younger brother, after observing the circle with the flashlight in his hand, was about to call the senior brother down, when he suddenly heard that someone fell from above, and when he heard the cry, he immediately understood that it was the horse monkey barking. Then he spoke, and scolded and screamed at the horse monkey in fright.
Look at the monk and junior brother again, and after saying goodbye to the horse monkey, he won't pay attention to him.
raised his head and shone the flashlight in his hand at his senior brother, and shouted again: "Senior brother, come down, I've seen it, it's safe here for the time being." ”
"Immeasurable Buddha, it's really the blessing of the Buddha, junior brother dodge a little, I'm going to jump!" As the monk finished speaking, he saw the senior brother chanting a Buddha verse, and his entwined feet immediately loosened the chains, and his hands were still hanging on the chains, and then when the shaking body stopped, he immediately jumped off the chains.
In fact, the monk senior brother was already more than one meter and eight meters tall, and the chain was about two meters above the ground, and he was falling on top with both hands, so he was more than ten centimeters away from the ground at this time.
At this time, the monk brother who came down from the chain clapped his hands, held his pants in one hand, and took off the flashlight on his waist with the other, and began to look up and down, left and right, looking at the lava platform.
Suddenly, as if he had discovered something, the monk hurriedly walked to the bottom of the sarcophagus, raised the flashlight in his hand, and observed it around the bottom of the sarcophagus.
At this time, the horse monkey, looking at the platform, the two monks were busy, and then thought in their hearts: "Two tomb robbers, wait for the master to go out, if you don't report the two of you, the master won't believe the horse!" ”
As time slowly slips by.
Looking at the monk who was observing the coffin, his face changed sharply at this time, he stretched out his hand and patted his thigh, and then jumped violently, and roared loudly.
"Immeasurable Buddha!"
"Senior brother, what's wrong?"
The monk's junior brother was startled by his brother's sudden roar, and immediately ran to his side and asked with a frightened face.
"Senior brother, creation, creation, I didn't expect you and me, just went down to the tomb and saw the main master. Before leaving, the master also instructed the two of us, saying that we were covered with dark clouds, and there would be a bad omen on this trip. Haha, it seems that the master and his old man are old, we have this feat, and when we go back, we will definitely let the master retire from the presiding throne, and it should be you and my brothers to enjoy the blessings of that life! ”
At this time, I saw the monk brother, looking at the sarcophagus above his head, and excitedly talking to the senior brother.
When the monk and junior brother heard this, they were also overjoyed, and jumped to the side of the senior brother in one step, and smiled: "Yes, senior brother, you are the main master, I am the deputy master, and we will share the glory of this life!" ”
Then he saw the monk and brother speak, and reached out and took his brother's hand.
Looking at the senior monk at this time, he also grabbed his junior brother's hand with his backhand, looked at his junior brother with a gentle face, and said with a straight face: "Senior brother, don't worry, if you have a mouthful of dry rice from my senior brother, you will definitely be indispensable for half a grain of rice!" ”
But at this moment, the horse monkey on the side suddenly spoke.
"Two big brothers, there is one thing I don't understand!"
The two people who were interrupted by the horse monkey had already put the atmosphere in place, but at this time they were brutally destroyed by the horse monkey.
I saw that the monk and his brother turned his head violently, looked at the horse monkey angrily, and scolded.
"Did the Buddha let you speak? Your fucking legs, there is something you can't figure out, you squat on your own side and want to go, it's really your grandmother's eyesight! ”
"Huh! The junior brother is angry, why fight with a person who is in the top cylinder? I'll answer his words, so I don't have to wait for him to be a ghost and blame the two of us! ”
The senior monk stretched out his hand to stop in front of the junior brother, looked at the horse monkey with a smile on his face and said, there was no trace of it at all, and he was angry because the atmosphere was ruined by the horse monkey.
Seeing that the monk brother finished speaking, he turned around and asked the horse monkey with a smile: "Little brother is incomprehensible?" But it doesn't hurt to ask! ”
Seeing the senior brother looking at him with a smile on his face, the horse monkey immediately calmed down, and then asked, "That, I just heard you say, what kind of bra?" I'm just a little curious, are you two women? But why didn't I see it at all? Are you...... It's all ......."
As soon as the horse monkey said this, the monk senior brother, who was still smiling, was stunned at that time.
At the same time, the hand that had been holding the waistband of the pants was also stunned, and as soon as he suddenly let go, the pants fell down with a thud.
The moment the monk's pants fell, he reacted immediately, and reached out to pull the pants that had fallen.
Although he moved quickly, he was still seen by the horse monkey at this time.
Seeing the horse monkey at this time, his face was sudden, as if he suddenly understood, and then said with a strange face: "Oh, I understand." Thank you, master, for solving the kid's doubts, I guess that bra was prepared by your master for your junior brother! ”
"Your uncle, you only use a bra, I see that your skin is itchy again, the Buddha will come to loosen it for you again!"
Seeing that the monk and his brother reacted, while scolding in his mouth, he kicked at the horse monkey.
"Bang!"
"Oops! If you don't die well, the Buddha will definitely punish you, oops, oops! ”
The horse monkey fell in response, but his mouth was still stubborn, and he cursed at the monk's junior brother.
And when the monk saw the monkey fall to the ground, his mouth was still not dry, so he immediately went up and made up for it!
As the saying goes, curiosity kills cats, and horses and monkeys are beaten this time, and they are really not wronged!
Today's last chapter, my mission is complete, you guys?
…… Don't run, yes, it's just you, what else to see, it's you, stay and leave, or ...... I'll send a bloody ghost to talk about life for you tonight?