Chapter 32: These Two Bald Donkeys
In the dim tomb road, the horse monkey looked at the two evil monks who walked all the way, with a flashlight in his hand, and couldn't help praying in his heart, what Buddha appeared, Bodhisattva rescue, etc., anyway, all the gods and Buddhas he could think of, he prayed in his heart.
But the Buddhas and gods of the heavens, as if they were on vacation at this time, did not respond to him at all.
After a short time, the three of them walked out of the tomb, and looking at the scenery in front of them, the three of them were stunned on the spot.
It turned out that at the entrance of the tomb, there was a platform of ten square meters, and outside the platform, there was a huge underground cave lake, and the water of the lake was glowing with bursts of green phosphorescence under the illumination of the flashlight.
On the left and right of the platform, there are all cliffs that are hundreds of feet high, and the cliffs seem to have been polished by hand, and there is no place where the concave and convex can be climbed by force.
Suddenly.
"Look, what's that!" The horse monkey looked up at this time, pointed to the top of his head, and shouted loudly.
When the two monks heard this, they hurriedly raised their heads and shone them with flashlights in their hands.
As the light of the flashlight shone, I saw a black iron chain the thickness of an arm hanging above the heads of the three people.
Immediately, the two monks used the flashlight in their hands at the same time to shine forward along the black iron chain.
As the light of the flashlight moved forward little by little, through the thick ink, a layer of lake water steaming, at the end of the chain, vaguely seemed to have a platform.
The second monk, who was still worried about how to cross this underground lake, was overjoyed when he saw the black iron chain above his head.
Seeing the monk who was called Senior Brother, he glanced at the senior brother beside him, and said happily: "Immeasurable Buddha, Senior Brother, it seems that the Buddha is helping us." Take that thing, and it will be like a sack. ”
The monk and the younger brother smiled at this time and echoed: "The blessing of the immeasurable scriptures that I read with the Buddha a hundred times before the senior brother came. It seems that the Buddha also approves of our trip! ”
The monk nodded again and again, with a hint of enjoyment on his face.
After a while, I saw the monk brother, and then used the flashlight in his hand to shine the iron chain on his head, after a while, he looked at the monk brother helplessly, and said with a sigh.
"Although the Buddha showed us the way, but junior brother, look at this cave wall, smooth as a mirror, how can there be a point of climbing, how can you go up?"
When the monk heard the senior brother say this, he was stunned for a moment, looked down at his toes, and suddenly made a fuss.
In this way, the monk brother looked at the iron chain above his head and was worried, and the monk brother looked at his toes and thought of a way.
At this time, the horse monkey stood aside with a pout, looking at the two monks with disdain, and thought in his heart: "Grandma is a bear, the Buddha is showing you the way, is the Buddha blind?" These two bald donkeys don't know how to live to this age, they can't even handle this little thing, and they also learn to rob tombs. ”
"Whew!"
To say that the horse monkey was unlucky enough at this time, it was okay to think about it in my heart, but I didn't control my emotions for a while, and the spitting scene that should have been thought about in my heart at the end unconsciously opened my mouth and made a sound.
The two monks were already worried, and their hearts were irritable, when they heard the sound of the horse monkeys on the side, as if they had found an outlet.
I saw the monk and the younger brother, walked to the horse monkey in two steps, stretched out his hand and twisted the horse monkey's ears, and roared with his mouth together: "You little bastard, are you impatient?" I didn't see that the Buddha was worried in his heart. I'll beat you to death! When the monk had finished yelling, he twisted the monkey's ears and lifted his foot and pumped it at his buttocks.
At this time, the horse monkey saw that he was going to be next to each other again, and in line with the principle that the hero does not suffer the loss in front of him, the horse monkey hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Big brother, don't fight, don't fight, I have a way to let you go up. Oh,, you said don't fight, you still fight! It's just that the horse monkey's begging for mercy at this time seemed to be half a minute late, and before he could finish speaking, the monk and junior brother kicked him again, which had already been pumped on his buttocks.
But after the monk kicked the horse monkey, he didn't seem to let him go, he still twisted his ears, and said fiercely: "Say something quickly, if you are talking nonsense, I will still whip you!" ”
The threatened horse monkey, at this time, was aggrieved like a little daughter-in-law, holding the hand of the monk and disciple twisting the ears with one hand, and covering the buttocks that had been pumped a few times with the other, and after a twitch on his face, he begged.
"Big brother, don't fight, I say, I say. Oh yes, big brother, you let go first, okay! ”
The monk glared at the horse monkey viciously, and then slowly let go of his hand, and then said in a strange way: "Well, say it quickly!" ”
The horse monkey whose ears were released, seeing the cruel look on the monk's face at this time, couldn't care about the burning pain in his ears at the moment, and said weakly.
"In fact, the method is very simple, you have a monk's belt around your waist, let alone two meters, both masters untied the monk's belt, tied two knots, tied a flashlight with one end, threw the chain above the head, and then tied me with the monk's belt, pulled me up, and then I was tying the monk's belt to the chain, don't you climb up!"
As soon as the two of them heard Ma Monkey's proposal, they immediately looked at each other at the same time, and said suddenly: "Yes, we didn't expect it to be so simple." Then the two monks hurriedly went to untie the monk's belt around their waists.
At this time, the horse monkey stood aside, rubbing his ears, and looking at the two monks with disdain.
At this moment,
"Hey, senior brother is not right, let's get this kid up, if he doesn't do it and runs along the chain, aren't we just staring down there!"
The monk and junior brother who was originally untying the monk belt slammed down, as if he thought of something, suddenly stopped the movements in his hand, and looked at his senior brother with a look of surprise and said.
As soon as the monk heard his brother's words, he immediately reacted and slapped his head: "Immeasurable Buddha, I was almost fooled by this kid and beat his mother." ”
At this time, when the horse monkey heard the conversation between the two monks, he was suddenly frightened, and when he heard the monk brother say that he beat himself, the horse monkey hurriedly retreated, and at the same time waved his hands again and again: "Big brother, where am I going to run, you see my little arms and legs, I haven't climbed far, I must have been caught up by you, besides, I don't know where this is, I'll run there!" ”
Originally, the monk and junior brother had already rushed over, and when he heard the words of the horse monkey, he turned his head to look at the senior brother suspiciously: "That's right, senior brother, where can his grandmother run?" ”
The monk rolled his eyes and looked at his junior brother, and then he scolded: "You fool, didn't you say that he would run!" Then I saw the monk and brother wave his hand, and then he said, "Forget it, forget it, junior brother, you go up first." ”
"yes, okay!" The monk and his brother agreed, put down the horse monkey, and then began to untie the monk's belt in his waist again.
Not much.
After completing the preparations, the two threw the end of the flashlight over the chain above their heads, and then because the monk was not usual, the two looked up together and made another difficulty.
At this time, the horse monkey learned to be a lot more obedient, grinning, far away from the two of them, holding his breath, and not daring to look at them with a breath.
Although the horse monkey hid far away for fear of being beaten again, the two monks seemed to have opened their minds.
Seeing the two of them, they pulled down the monk's belt again, and then moved to the rock wall, and saw the monk's brother biting one end of the monk's belt in his mouth, and then a horse squatted down, holding the rock wall with both hands.
Looking at the monk's junior brother, he stepped on the knee of the senior brother with one foot, jumped into the body violently, and stepped on the shoulder of the senior brother with the other foot, and then supported the rock wall.
Only then did he lift his foot on his knee and step on his other shoulder.
Meanwhile.
I saw the monk brother at this time, holding on to the rock wall and trembling and standing up.
And the monk grabbed the monk's belt tied to the flashlight, and then saw him wrap his hands around a few times, and shouted to the senior brother under him: "Senior brother pull me up!" ”
At this time, the horse monkey on the side, looking at the two stacked Arhats, was disdainful, and thought in his heart: "Cut, how good should I be, just learn to rob tombs with this skill!" You just see that the master is young, and the little arms and legs are easy to bully, if my buddy is here, you two can beat ......"
It's just that at this time, no one can still take care of the horse monkey, and let him be crooked at will.
I saw the monk's senior brother, at this time, the green tendons in his neck burst out, he clenched his teeth with a hideous face, and his hands were also wrapped around one end of the monk's belt, pulling down vigorously.
At this time, the horse monkey on the side saw this, and his heart began to disdain again: "Cut, these two bald donkeys, are they all stupid?" The goods on the top, the body is obviously lighter than the senior brother below, and it is only half a meter away from the iron chain, this senior brother only needs to make a slip, why bother to send him up, why bother so much. I really suspect that these two bald donkeys are stupid monks who can't get along in society, so they become monks! Hey, it's hard to be a good person! Tired of your turtle grandson. ”
When the horse monkey despised these two monks in his heart at this time, the monk brother finally sent his brother to the chain.
I saw the monk and the younger brother, holding the iron chain in one hand, and then bowing up, and at the same time wrapping his feet crossed around the top. With one free hand, he tied the monk's belt to the chain.
In just a few breaths, when the monk and junior brother helped the monk belt, he tilted his head slightly: "Senior brother, it's tied." ”
The monk's senior brother tugged at the bottom in response, and then nodded with satisfaction, stretched out his hand and pulled the monk's belt to climb up.
It's just that the monk brother leaned in, suddenly seemed to remember something, and then let go of the monk belt in his hand, and then turned around sharply, stretched out his hand and beckoned to the distant horse monkey.
"Damn, I almost forgot about you, come here, you climb up first!"
The horse monkey who was shouted by the monk and senior brother suddenly had a bitter face, and then slowly moved over.
When he came to the monk's belt, he reluctantly reached out and grabbed the monk's belt, and then under the angry glaring of the monk's brother, he suddenly jumped up, grabbed the monk's belt with both hands and climbed up.
If you want to say that Ma Hou was called a horse monkey by the iron head, there is also a reason, seeing that the horse monkey at this time is really as flexible as a monkey, and in the blink of an eye, he has already climbed the iron chain.
"Yo, the kid is good, this action is not less harmful to the bird's nest at a glance!" The monk brother was below, and when he saw the movements of the horse monkey Lisuo, he immediately shouted happily.
If it is usually praised by others, the horse monkey will definitely grin happily, but look at the horse monkey at this time, hanging on the chain, his face twitched.
The monk brother under the chain, after making a joke, was not verbose, reached out and grabbed the monk's belt, and it took a lot of effort to climb onto the chain clumsily.
When the three of them got on the chains, they saw that the monk brother immediately said, "Go!" ”
His junior brother then said carefully, and the three of them hung upside down on the chains and slowly climbed forward.
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