Chapter 27: Zombies Are Not Home
"I'm a mother, a dead man."
After seeing the object on the ground, he saw Iron Head roar, jumped behind Wei Sheng, grabbed his arm, and stretched out a twitching face from his shoulder, looking at the corpse on the ground.
At this time, although he was also a little surprised, he was much calmer.
Seeing that he was alive at this time, he reached out and patted the hand that was holding his arm with Tietou, and said comfortingly: "Brother Hua doesn't have to be afraid, it's just a corpse that has been dead for a long time." ”
Hearing Weisheng say this, Tietou's nervous mood suddenly improved a lot, and he hesitated for a moment, then let go of the arm that was holding Weisheng and slowly walked out from behind him.
At this time, seeing that the iron head was obviously much more relaxed, he raised the flashlight in his hand and shone it around.
In fact, it was not that the flashlight was not turned on along the way, but in the distance, the two flames were dozens of meters high, although the effect was not as good as the flashlight, but there was also a dim light shining through.
For the rush, the light is enough, after all, the battery of the flashlight is a consumable, and there is no replenishment underground, and there is one less section when it is used up.
At this time, since the flashlight is turned on, of course, you have to look around.
"Big brother, there, look there, there's another coffin there." Seeing the iron head at this time, his voice was a little worried, pointing to a place more than ten meters ahead, and shouting in horror.
Weisheng heard the shouts of the iron head and hurriedly followed the direction of his finger.
Under the light of the flashlight, I saw the overall relief of the coffin, and the pattern of clouds and water was mixed with some animal carvings.
And the animals carved on the coffin were all painted with a layer of black and shiny ink.
Seeing that it was another coffin, Tietou suddenly remembered that the sarcophagus that was opened on top jumped out of it with a thousand-year-old zombie.
Seeing Weisheng shine with a flashlight again, he immediately pulled Weisheng's sleeve and said in fear.
"Brother Weisheng, let's go, look at the monsters infiltrating here, don't wait a while, and then a zombie will jump out of it!"
"Brother, don't worry, I feel a little strange, if you look closely, does the coffin lid seem to have been opened a little?" Wei Sheng, who was pulled by the iron head, pointed to the coffin with a flashlight and said to the iron head.
As soon as he heard the words of the iron head of Weisheng, he immediately plucked up the courage to look at the coffin again.
"Hey, it really seems to have been opened, can't it be a zombie there, I haven't eaten for thousands of years and I'm hungry, I smell someone here, and then I jump out and look for something to eat?" Iron Head said and couldn't help but turn his head to look around.
Seeing that Wei Sheng pursed his mouth, he sighed in his heart, and returned his hand to shine a flashlight on the face of the iron head, and then looked at him worriedly.
"Little uncle, how can the revolution be as timid as you? We, the revolutionaries of the proletariat, must learn from our ancestors and have a fearless spirit, how can we frighten ourselves before we see the true face of the demons and monsters? We just want to defeat these bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods, and expose the evil faces of the slave owners. ”
Seeing that the more Wei Sheng spoke, the more excited he became, clenching his fists and gathering them on top of his head, as if he was marching, he almost shouted 'Down with the emperor. Nationalism'!
The iron head looked at him, and suddenly there was a black line, and then he hurriedly suppressed the fist that Wei Sheng raised above his head, and said nervously.
"Uh-huh! Brother Weisheng, let's not be busy with the revolution first, even if it is the revolution, we have to save our lives first, right? I think we'd better hurry up! Let a sleeping dog lie! If you don't leave, I'm afraid, when the contents are full of food and drink outside, and when we come back, we will be its snacks. ”
"Don't be afraid, brother, or you wait for me here first, and I'll come back at a glance when I go to the cat." After seeing that Weisheng finished speaking, he broke free from the pull of the iron head and walked towards the coffin.
An iron head that wanted to speak and stopped, stretched out his hand in front of him, and looked helplessly at the back of the living.
Moments of hesitation.
I saw him shake his head, slapped his thigh violently, sighed, and hurriedly followed.
Looking at this time to survive, he used the flashlight in his hand to shine on the road ahead, and came to the coffin step by step.
After standing still, looking at the open coffin, Wei Sheng took a deep breath, held up the flashlight in his hand, and stretched out his head to look inside.
"Ahh
I saw Wei Sheng standing next to the coffin, stretching out his head to look at the coffin, and suddenly there was a loud scream.
The iron head, who was about to step forward, was startled by the shout of life, and immediately turned around and wanted to run.
At this moment, I saw Wei Sheng turn around, look at the iron head with a blank face, and mutter: "Hey, brother, you are really right, the zombies are really not at home!" ”
When Tietou heard Weisheng's words, he glanced at him helplessly, and then said dissatisfiedly: "I said big brother, don't you be surprised?" Your voice just now scared half of my soul away. ”
Then Tietou walked towards Weisheng, and at the same time said with a smug face: "Look, I'm right, I'll just say that it's not at home, you still don't believe it, you have to defeat the cow, ghost, snake and god." ”
As he spoke, the iron head came to the coffin, and then stretched out his head to look inside.
"Damn. Hell! ”
"Hahaha......"
At this time, Wei Sheng on the side laughed when he saw this.
I saw the iron head turn around and glared angrily, and roared manically: "Big brother, didn't you say that it wasn't at home? Is this called not at home? ”
Wei Sheng bent over at this time, holding his stomach with one hand, and posing at the iron head with the other: "Haha, I'm laughing to death, haha, I see that you are too timid, brother, and my eldest brother helps you practice courage, hahaha, how is it?" Isn't the sting irritating? Surprised? Not surprised? ”
Tietou pursed his mouth with an aggrieved face, glanced at the smug life at this time, and pointed to the coffin with some annoyance.
"Big brother, you can help me practice my courage, why don't you find me a skeleton or something, no matter how bad it is, it's okay to find me a male corpse, look at the female corpse inside, not to mention the big red clothes, and her face is pink rouge, look at her lips, and they are painted in a cherry shape! Okay, I can live with that, but damn it, you can see her tongue sticking out more than a foot. Are you helping me train my courage, big brother? I seriously suspect that you are trying to kill me for money! ”
"Haha, brother, don't be angry, brother teasing you, I didn't ......"
suddenly
Seeing Wei Sheng, who was talking and laughing at this time, his voice broke suddenly.
Then, his face changed instantly, and when he saw him at this time, he looked at the iron head with a pale face, and asked in horror: "You said this is a female corpse?" And flesh and blood? ”
"Hehe, big brother, don't you want to scare me this time, you are my three-year-old child, such a big woman is lying in it, you can't see me?"
Iron Head smiled and said to Wei Sheng with a disdainful expression.
With a frightened face, he looked at the iron head and looked at the coffin vigorously.
However, at this time, the iron head was smug and didn't notice.
In the end, he couldn't hold back the fear in his heart, and stood on tiptoe and cautiously glanced into the coffin again.
I saw that from the gap in the coffin lid that was more than a foot open, there was a red and pink skeleton lying naked in the coffin, wearing golden phoenix wings.
Seeing the life support here, he looked back at the iron head that was proud,
At this time, Weisheng's heart was even more worried.
I saw him turn his head again, staring directly at the skull in the coffin, and asked the iron head again with a trembling voice.
"Brother, are you sure this is a female corpse, not a skeleton? Or else you're looking at what's in this coffin! ”
As soon as Tietou heard Weisheng's words, he immediately glanced at him with disdain, and then he took a step forward, came to Weisheng's side, and said with some concern: "Brother Weisheng, what's wrong with you?" Didn't I say there's a woman lying here, and you don't want to say it's beautiful, it's a bit okay. Yes...... it! ”
I saw the iron head talking to Wei Sheng, and then casually glanced at the coffin.
And at this time, in the coffin, there is still half a trace of the corpse of the woman in red. There is a pair of pink skeletons lying naked and quiet!
Tietou screamed, and suddenly jumped to the side, at this time, cold sweat instantly flowed from his brows, and the white sweat on his back immediately stood up.
At this time, he jumped to the side of the iron head, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, pointed to the coffin in shock, and said in a trembling voice.
"Dimension, Big, brother. Don't, don't tease me, okay? You tell...... Me, did you just do something? ”
The frightened iron head with trembling teeth looked at Wei Sheng with a look of hope.
"Brother, I also ask you not to scare the big brother, okay? Although the eldest brother is bolder, but I have high blood sugar, you just let the eldest brother go, don't act, okay? On behalf of this year's Oscars, I will crown you as the actor, and you will let the eldest brother serve the motherland with a useful body, is it good to change the life of the slave owner? ”
Seeing that Weisheng was restless at this time, talking nonsense, it didn't seem like he was teasing himself, and Tietou suddenly became even more afraid.
The frightened iron head leaned closer to Wei Sheng, glared and said, "Big brother, I didn't act, I saw that there was indeed a female corpse in it just now, but when I watched it again, it became a pink skeleton again." ”
"it!"
Hearing Iron Head's words, Wei Sheng suddenly exclaimed, and then jumped behind Iron Head.
Seeing that in his hand, it suddenly seemed to be magical, and a yellow talisman appeared in an instant, and at the same time, as soon as he raised his hand, he took the yellow talisman and faced the coffin, with a frightened look on guard.
The iron head was also startled by this action of life support, and at the same time, he suddenly saw him take out a yellow talisman.
"Big brother, you're not authentic, quick, quick, get me one too." Seeing that Weisheng was holding a yellow talisman in his hand, Tietou immediately stretched out his hand eagerly and asked him to get up.
Seeing that Tietou asked him for a yellow talisman, Wei Sheng suddenly had a bitter face: "Brother, my brother can't tear half of this inventory for you." Seeing Wei Sheng talking and talking, his face was suddenly stunned, as if he remembered something, he looked at the iron head in a daze, and said again.
"No, brother, I started looking at skeletons, you started looking at female corpses, and then when you looked at it again, it was also skeletons, did you look at it for the first time, you were dazzled?"
"No way, I'm really looking at it!" Iron Head shook his head and said in a firm tone.
Seeing the affirmative appearance of the iron head, Wei Sheng's eyes rolled around, his face was suspicious, and after hesitating for a while, he said tentatively: "Why don't we take a look at it together?" ”
"No, no, no, let's go, big brother! I often hear the old people in our village say that people don't commit ghosts, and ghosts don't offend people. We don't need to provoke her now, and I don't think she'll bother us in this situation. The iron head waved his hands and swayed.
At this time, he suddenly looked at Tietou with a mysterious face, stretched out his head and whispered to Tietou's ear.
", you just said it was a female corpse in red, right? I'm telling you, it's not a female corpse, if you're not dazzled, it's a bloody female ghost! And you've already disturbed her, or she wouldn't have shown up for you to see. The blood-clothed female ghost remembers hatred the most, because she suffered great torture and died in her life, and died unjustly, so she has a strong sense of revenge. ”
"Damn, can't you even look at it? What is the rationale for this? Iron Head said nervously.
"There's nothing that can't be done, do you still need a reason if the ghost wants to hurt you? So in order to stabilize the period, let's go and have a look. ”
When Tietou heard what Wei Sheng said, he felt that there was some truth, and he could only black his face and nod in agreement.
Friends, shall we discuss something? I'm in charge of the codeword, and you're responsible for giving me recommended tickets, collections, and monthly passes? If you don't feel like it's okay, I'll send the blood-clothed ghost to discuss with you tonight?
If it doesn't work, the ...... Uh......, even if I didn't say it, I'm entertaining myself, you are free!