Chapter 28: I am the general by the side of the Queen Mother

Then the two glanced at each other, and after a breath, they saw Wei Sheng stretching out his hand to hold the yellow talisman in front of him, and he was still chanting something in a low voice.

Tietou was dissatisfied when he saw his life-sustaining actions, and thought: ", you also said to protect me, you are a talisman and a spell." Although you only have one yellow talisman, how much do you mean, it's good to teach me a few spells to exorcise ghosts and ward off evil spirits! ”

A disgruntled iron head thought about it, rolled his eyes, and glanced at the back of the person who was struggling to survive.

Then the iron head seemed to remember something, and saw that his eyes suddenly rolled at this time, hehe smiled, hurriedly gathered to support his life, and his ears moved forward, and he began to steal the school. Although he still didn't understand half of the sentence clearly, he probably heard the same.

At this time, Wei Sheng's mouth was whispering: "I was a member of the Queen Mother's side of the Heavenly Court General, only because I committed the rules of heaven and was expelled from the world, I wandered the world, I learned to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, smoke, cheat, cheat and steal, and I can't walk in the lonely world for a while, if you want to become an immortal, you must read it with me, if you want to become an immortal, you must read it with me every day, Tianling Lingdi Lingling Taishang Laojun, you will quickly manifest your spirit, and you will quickly manifest your spirit ......

Hearing this, the iron head couldn't hold back any longer, and immediately spoke to support his life: "Damn, I said big brother, do you read this?" Don't scare the ghost away, but make her fuss again! ”

"Okay? You remove it and talk to me again. I call this momentum, momentum understand? Even if I can't shake her, I have to bluff her! Maybe she won't dare to mess with us when she hears who I am! Wei Sheng squinted at the iron-headed bull and said coaxingly.

Hearing Weisheng's words, the iron head's feet suddenly softened, and he muttered with disgust.

"I said, big brother, if you are really the general next to the Queen Mother, are you still talking nonsense to me here? If you don't just go up and kill her, you can still make me scared behind your back! ”

"Oh, brother, you heard my brother say that I fell on my brain when I was reincarnated, no, I can't even think of spells. Or would you and I be just as cowardly as you? Wei Sheng said nonsense to the iron head with a serious face.

"Poof...... Big brother, let's stop talking nonsense, okay? Take the yellow charm, don't shake your hands anymore! After listening to the words of Wei Sheng, the iron head had a black line, and said in a panic.

"Hey......" Wei Sheng grinned unnaturally, then closed his mouth and never spoke again.

In fact, it was said that it was only a few meters away from the coffin for so long, but it was these few meters away that the two of them took a cup of tea to come to the coffin again.

At this time, Weisheng was also a little worried in his heart, and looked at Tietou slightly with apprehension.

"Brother, I'll count one, two, three, let's look inside together."

"Hmm...... Listen to Big Brother! The iron head was also a little timid, and hesitated for a while before answering.

Seeing that Tie Tou answered, Wei Sheng immediately didn't talk nonsense, holding the yellow charm in one hand and stretching out three fingers in front of Tie Tou with the other hand.

"One, two, three......"

When Weisheng shouted three, he paused slightly, nodded at the iron head, and stuck his head on tiptoe.

I saw him stretch out his head, pause above the coffin for about two seconds, and then suddenly retract, and then look at the iron head, and immediately shouted.

", my brother is not authentic, why don't you look at it? Lie to me! ”

It turned out that when he shouted to the third queen and stretched out his head to look into the coffin, Tietou was afraid at this time, so he suddenly didn't keep up with his rhythm.

But it's a shame that he didn't keep up with the rhythm of Weisheng, otherwise he wouldn't have seen this good play directed by Weisheng!

At this time, Tietou said with disdain: "What did the eldest brother see? Is it a female ghost or a skeleton? But then again, I've never seen anyone who can see things with my eyes closed! Big brother cow pie! ”

Iron Head said and gave a thumbs up to Survival.

At this time, Weisheng's face flushed, scratched his head in embarrassment, and smiled unnaturally. That's it.

"That, that, isn't it to relieve the fear in your heart, as the saying goes, fight tigers and brothers, and go into battle with father and son. Isn't it just for me to accompany my brother to take this look, so that you can feel at ease! ”

Wei Sheng said, and his voice changed: "Otherwise, let's stand aside and supervise each other, who doesn't look inside this time is the eighth king!" ”

After seeing a scene directed and acted by Weisheng, Tietou originally thought that since this was the case, neither of them would look inside, so they would just leave immediately.

I didn't expect Weisheng to say this again, and Tietou thought in his heart at this time: "Looking at Brother Weisheng's posture, if you don't take a clear look, it seems that he won't stop today." ”

Thinking of the iron head here, he suddenly stopped dragging it, gritted his teeth, and nodded violently.

"Okay!"

Seeing that Tietou finished speaking, he immediately went around from one side of the coffin to the other side.

After waiting for the Iron Head to stand on the other side, he cleared his throat in a low voice, and then held out three more fingers.

At this time, the iron head looked at his three fingers with mental concentration.

"One, two, three......"

As the three words of life were shouted, in an instant, the two of them stretched out their heads at the same time to look into the coffin.

After a few seconds, the two of them bent down to support the coffin, and looked up at each other at the same time.

Seeing Wei Sheng staring at the iron head expectantly at this time, he asked nervously, "Brother, what do you see?" ”

"A pink skeleton with a golden crown!"

The iron head also replied nervously, and then stared at Wei Sheng in a daze.

Seeing that Wei Sheng was immediately happy, he stretched out his hand and pointed to the coffin: "Haha, how is it?" I'll just say brother, you look dazzled! Now you don't have to be afraid, why don't you hurry up and thank my brother! ”

Hearing Weisheng's words, the iron head looked at the golden crown of the skull, and echoed without raising his head.

"Yes, yes, little brother thanks big brother." Then as soon as the voice changed, he pointed to the golden crown on the head of the skeleton in the coffin and asked, "Big brother, is this pure gold?" Is it worth the money? ”

After asking, the iron head looked at Jinsheng expectantly.

At this moment, he looked up at the iron head of Weisheng, and his face suddenly changed greatly, and then he stared at Weisheng in horror, not daring to say a word.

"Let's not talk about whether the brother is worth it or not, the things in this tomb, except for the 'dust beads', we can't move the others, this is the rule left by our ancestors."

I saw Wei Sheng bowing his head, scanning the coffin with the flashlight in his hand, and said to the iron head without raising his head.

As he was talking, his body suddenly shook, and he immediately cursed in his mouth.

"Grandma, why is it a little cold all of a sudden?"

At this time, Tietou didn't hear what he said at all, and still stared at Weisheng's back with a frightened expression.

As time passed, cold sweat slowly broke out on Tietou's forehead, and then even the hairs on his back stood up, and Tietou, whose whole body was soaked with sweat, suddenly couldn't bear the fear in his heart anymore.

"Ahh ……”

At this moment, the iron head screamed, turned around and ran back.

"Oops!"

It's just that tragedy befell the iron head again at this moment.

It turned out that he had just taken a step when he turned around, because he didn't see the steps under his feet clearly, and he planted straight forward.

At this time, after the iron head let out a frightened scream, he immediately looked up at him, but before he could react, he saw that the iron head was already ready to run away.

Seeing this situation, he suddenly felt that there seemed to be something wrong with the atmosphere, as if the air was not so cold at the moment.

But seeing Tietou's situation at this time, he couldn't help but think about anything else, so he hurriedly bypassed the coffin and ran towards Tietou.

When Weisheng came to the iron head, he saw that the iron head at this time was in the shape of a large character, with his head swinging, waist swaying, and his buttocks, and he was lying on the ground and squirming, like a vicious dog pooping on the ground.

At this time, the scene could not allow Wei Sheng to look at it, and he saw him hurriedly step forward and grab the arm of the iron head.

At the moment when Weisheng caught the iron head, he saw that the iron head's whole body trembled even more at this time.

At this point, Wei Sheng became even more confused.

Just when he was puzzled, the iron head lying on the ground suddenly roared at this time.

"Mom, I didn't look at you, who should you go to, there are thousands of wicked people in the world, only the revolution is in the chest. I'm a good person, I'm a good person. ”

This was the life support on the side, and after hearing the words shouted by the iron head, he was speechless for a while.

Still, he thought strangely in his heart.

"What the hell is this! It's a fool to make you look at a skull and be scared like this! ”

Thinking of this, he glanced at Tietou lying on the ground with contempt, shook his head, and then reached out and patted Tietou's shoulder.

And at the moment when Weisheng slapped the iron head on the shoulder, the iron head at this time, the body that was shaking like sieving chaff at the previous moment, suddenly stopped shaking at this time.

saw the iron head lying on the ground at this time, slowly stretched out his hands, and then hugged the back of his head, and at the same time slowly buried his head lower.

At this time, he had been on the sidelines, and when he saw the state of the iron head at this time, he was stunned like a fool.

Looking at the iron head again, when he pressed his face to the ground, he suddenly heard him whisper.

"I was originally a member of the Queen Mother's side, the general of the Heavenly Court, just because I committed the Heavenly Rules, I was expelled from the world, if you want to become an immortal, you must read with me every day, Heavenly Spirit Taishang Laojun, you quickly manifest your spirit, Heavenly Spirit Spirit Earth Spirit Queen Mother, you quickly manifest your spirit......"

Weisheng heard Tietou singing his own blind song, and at the same time combined with Tietou in his heart, at this time, this series of state performances, suddenly a thought poured into his heart.

When that thought was born in the bottom of Wei Sheng's heart, he saw that as soon as he stretched out his hand, he hurriedly picked up the iron head lying on the ground, and reached out and gave the iron head a few big mouths.

At the same time, he shouted urgently: "Brother Hua, Brother Hua, wake up, don't be nervous!" If you're nervous, let me explain to my second grandfather and his old man. Yes! By the way, didn't you fall in love with that golden crown, as long as you are not nervous, my brother will help you take it off! ”

At this time, he spoke with a crying voice, howling for a while, and at the same time not forgetting to smoke the big mouth of the iron head.

Tietou, who was still frightened, suddenly looked at Wei Sheng with a golden light when he heard Wei Sheng say to take off the golden crown for him, and his swollen face like a pig's head looked at Wei Sheng eagerly and asked.

"Big brother, are you talking about the real mother? Are you really going to take it off for me? ”

Seeing the situation of the iron head at this time, Wei Sheng was even more anxious, and gave the iron head a few big mouths with his backhand,

At the same time, Wei Sheng burst into tears again, and wailed: "Brother, my brother is sorry for you, my brother shouldn't let you see that skeleton, but my brother didn't expect you to be taken by the greedy ghost." ”

Weisheng, who was howling, suddenly paused when he said this, and saw that his eyes were suspicious at this time, staring at the iron head and shouting angrily: "You leave my brother's body quickly, or grandpa will beat you to death with a big mouth!" ”

Seeing Wei Sheng say, he immediately raised his slap, and there was a big disagreement, so he continued to smoke.

Seeing that this slap was about to pull the iron head on his face again, he hurriedly stretched out his hands, grabbed the big mouth that was about to fall, and roared angrily against the swollen face that was like a pig's head at this time, and there was no difference.

"Big brother, I'm an iron head, I'm an iron head, I'm not possessed by a money grubber, I don't have nerves, you keep your eyes open and take a good look at me!"

Wei Sheng, who was grabbed by the iron head's palm, was stunned for a moment, and then listened to what the iron head said, and immediately reacted.

At 7.57 in the morning, buddy has stayed up from 3 o'clock yesterday afternoon to now, so I'll send a chapter for the time being, I'm going to sleep.

Well, I almost forgot, the old rules, I'm responsible for staying up late to code words, and you are responsible for reading books and voting. If not, hehe, let's not force it, okay, okay, buddy went to sleep!