Plum Blossom Linghan 380, I took the carriage alive
"Makes sense, makes sense, you're in charge of this business. Loyalty and courage can be added. An old man and a girl said together, as if they were all officials.
"And the second?" A big girl asked me.
I looked at Yinzhen and said unceremoniously: "Knives, guns, axes, hooks, forks, swords, halberds, greetings on Yinzhen, I'm angry with everyone." How many women in the world can do it? I've done a meritorious service. ”
"And the third huh? Where's your third credit? Why didn't I see it? A lady stepped forward and asked.
"Do you want to marry Yinzhen and be a concubine? Is that a credit? I'm not convinced. A little daughter-in-law said.
"Why did you and Yinzhen promote a good relationship, which is also a credit? Phew. A little daughter-in-law said.
I said to everyone: "Today, Yinzhen was bullied by everyone, and everyone committed the crime of resisting the decree and disrespecting the king." I sacrificed my ego to stabilize Yinzhen, and everyone hurried to run home! This is the third credit! There's a lot of credit for that. You get what you pay for, everyone should send me something hehehehe. ”
"Oh, this is the will of heaven, the man of destiny, so smart." An official girl applauded me.
Yinzhen was very happy, as if she was patting him on the back, Yinzhen said loudly: "This stinky girl is the fourth elder brother Yinzhen." Aha. The fourth elder brother Yinzhen took her. The fourth elder brother absolves you of your crimes. The fourth elder brother is in a good mood today, forget it! Aha. Picked up a treasure. You're a living treasure. And it's a hot potato. Oh, who wants you, just give it to Yinzhen. Yinzhen is eliminating harm for the people, or hurry up and take you home! Ahaha, the dragon and phoenix candle wants! The dragon and phoenix wedding dress is wanted! The little doll wants it! Everything. Ahahahaha. ”
Yinzhen really forcibly took me away like a baby. The carriage came, and Yinzhen forcibly stuffed me into the full car, and Yinzhen became a coachman sitting outside. Seven men in the carriage tied me upside down and captured me alive.
Many people peeked inside, only to find that I had tied up seven people inside.
An old man shouted: "She touched your heavenly family, and she became a prisoner of the imperial court." It's a pity that the child in her belly has also become a prisoner of Xiaoqin. Hahahaha, this can't be a mother. Ahahahaha. I won't think about it, talk nonsense, and get into trouble. No one can save her. ”
An eldest lady smiled: "Who can save her, she only has to rely on herself, save herself." No one can save it, who wants to take care of this idle matter. No benefit, loss of money. This kid is crazy! Ahahahaha, it's so funny and funny today. It's a lot of fun. Aha. ”
But I was very smart, I changed from a big fat man to a thin man like a balloon, and the seven women in the carriage were stunned and froze in place, I was kneeling in the carriage, with my back to the outside, and I suddenly struggled and pushed the seven women down.
"What's going on?" Yinzhen opened the curtain, stretched out his head to look inside the carriage, I flew out from under Yinzhen's nose with a sharp force, I jumped back from the indoor carriage, and suddenly flew out of the carriage, Yinzhen was shocked, and his eyes followed my figure to the roof of an inn on the right hand side of the carriage, Yinzhen stood up suddenly, turned his head to look at me, but he quickly looked up at his right rear. Because the horse ran hard and didn't mean to stop at all, in a blink of an eye, Yinzhen had already run far ahead. I can't see me anymore.
I was so good at it that I didn't just get out of the carriage. Frightened the crowd in front of the inn below me. Hundreds of people gathered around me, stretching their necks to look up at me.
I watched the old four carriages run away. I hugged my fists and smiled at everyone, and greeted warmly: "I am also a foreigner, those who have money hold a money field, and those who have no money hold a personal field, I also want to make money, ahahahahahaha." ”
"You're so happy!" Suddenly, in the blink of an eye, a young man in green, a martial arts master, suddenly appeared five meters away from me.
I couldn't laugh or cry, and hugged my fist with him and said, "What are you doing?" ”
The young man clasped his fist at me and said, "Arrest you!" The beauty was arrested and put in prison. Locked up in my prison. Hey, hey, hey. Look at the moves. ”
This young man suddenly really pounced, and with a move of the evil tiger, he saw the crowd on the street stamping his feet and clapping his hands.
"Good! It's a good trick for the evil tiger to dig out the heart, but the tigress can't do it. Ahahahaha. Caught it. Aha, the tigress is not good, and she caught it with one move. Aha. A wealthy businessman uncle outside laughed.
"Good kung fu, big brother, good kung fu. Where did the female thief escape. "Although a little chivalrous girl is jumping in time, Duan Niangshan is only raised three feet above the ground, and she can't jump on the roof at all.
I poured out my heart for the evil tiger and pounced on the roof tiles to discuss.
The innkeeper, a forty-year-old man with a good face, went to the door and watched a man and a woman fight on the roof.
It turned out that I was stretching my arms and legs, struggling hard, and I didn't sit still at all.
I struggled and yelled, "You let go of me." I'm about to escape. What are you doing? You are not successful enough to lose, you help the bad guys bully the good guys. ”
"Because I'm a bad guy too." This young man is a cheeky scoundrel. He's completely crushed me underneath me, and we're on the sloping roof.
I saw that the shopkeeper uncle clapped his hands and applauded: "You guys played well, you played well." Remember to lose tile money. Not much, a hundred taels. Well played, well played. Why don't you go to the house next door and fight at my house. ”
"Oh, look, your nephew, there was a fight on the roof, isn't it Saburo? Look, Mi-sama. Look, Saburo, Saburo is a big woman. I'm fighting on the rooftop. Hehehe. A passer-by laughed.
Master Mi was very ashamed, and quickly turned his head and ran away, but he grabbed the back of the neck for another general's uncle, and he was willing to let it go.
Master Mi said anxiously: "I didn't see it, I don't know anything, I'm about to let me go, I'm going to run away." It has nothing to do with me. ”
The general scolded: "Is this the way your family is like this? You beat people. You're his uncle, you have to be in charge. ”
Master Mi said aggrievedly: "She is just my nephew, not my son, what does it matter to me?" ”
"Oh, this child is so similar to you, eighty percent is your cheating son, you are his father. Guys, look at it, doesn't it look like it? An aunt coaxed.
Master Mi raised his eyes, many people nodded, and then many people said, "It really looks like father and son." ”
"This uncle-nephew relationship is fake, but the father-son relationship is real."
"It's too similar, a real father and son carved out of a mother and son."
"Wow, wow, wow, wow......" Suddenly, a baby crying came from the roof. The people on the street laughed out loud.