Plum Blossom Ling Han 381, the embarrassment of giving birth

An uncle clapped his hands happily and shouted, "She was born!" She was born on the roof! Why are you still beating her! She's a mother. ”

"Oops, I'm laughing to death, hahahaha. It's funny. A lady jumped and laughed.

"It's ridiculous. Hahahaha, I actually got into a fight on the roof and gave birth to a baby. Ahaha, that's funny. A big girl said.

"Why are you like this? I'll punch you a few times, why do you still have children? Tigress, you are indeed a female. Oops, your pants are wet and covered in blood. I don't care about you anymore. I'm leaving. The young man who refused to accept his responsibilities immediately jumped away and stood behind me, and then he quickly jumped across the street, more than ten meters away, he easily jumped over, and then he flew away on the roofs of more than 20 houses in front of him with light power, and disappeared.

I sat up, I was struggling with the pain.

"Wow wow, wow, wow...... "The child is still crying in my pants."

"Oh, get the ladder, get her down." An old doctor shouted, it is still the old doctor who is the smartest and most distressed.

I was stiff, stiff, and couldn't cry out in pain. I just nodded. I lost my strength again and lay on the ground, my eyes blackened, and I almost fainted.

"Wow, wow, wow......" My child is still crying.

"It's not good, half of the child has come out, and half hasn't come out yet. Damn. How can this kid remember to cry? Go and save her. A lady passed by and pointed to the roof and shouted.

"Ah, haven't you been fully born yet? Still stuck, huh? What about this child? I'm struggling. A big girl shouted.

"It's coming! Oops, you're going to die. How did you get to the roof? You are crazy? Who threw you on the roof? "An uncle seemed to be a military attachΓ©, and he came up, flew up from the roof of his room, and was already walking on the roof, and came towards me.

I coughed a few times, and with great effort, I said, "I have a hard time with my child. I've just been kidnapped, the carriage has kidnapped me, I've just escaped. ”

"That's right, the fourth elder brother escaped in the carriage." A big girl shouted, I had already heard it and fainted without mentioning it in one breath.

"Wow wow...... ......"My child suddenly started crying, and my uncle probably found out that my son was completely born, so the child was fluttering and kicking in my pants."

My uncle pointed to my pants and shouted, "Come out." The child was born. Aha. Raw. Born, it should be a brat. Ahahahaha. Look at me as a man, it's inconvenient for me. ”

"Let me come, let my wife come, don't touch her. Oops, it's so steep, how can I go down? I can't get by, what should I do? A kind aunt who also climbed up to the roof walked towards me, saying as she walked.

"Emperor! Huang'erβ€”β€”" The fourth child suddenly flew off the wall and ran over from the roof, one by one. was so frightened that the aunt and the generals jumped. The generals hurriedly stepped back and got out of the way. The aunt was dumbfounded, watching the fourth elder brother Yinzhen chasing the soul and rushing over with murderous energy. Soon, in the blink of an eye, Kung Fu Yinzhen had already rushed to me.

"Little Zen! Little Zenβ€”"

"Wow wow wow wow...... Wow wow...... "My son is still crying loudly."

"Emperor! Elder brother! Yinzhen hurriedly squatted down and pulled down my pants and quickly picked up the child between my thighs, Yinzhen hugged the child, my child feces and urine, but my clothes, stomach and pants were dirty.

Watching the crowd hahaha laughed.

"This kid is all and urine. Hahahaha. Good, good stuff. An aunt and aunt said together.

"Put her clothes on." The aunt next to me shouted, embarrassed for me.

Yinzhen stood up. As a result, I looked forward to it. The good thing is that the placenta is drawn out quickly, and it doesn't matter if I have a placenta, but I tilted down, and I slid down without warning with the blood.

"Ah, you kicked her. Just gave birth to a baby, it's too ruthless. All I heard was the shout, but I didn't throw it on the ground, nor did I throw it into anyone's arms.

I hung on a balcony more than six meters above the ground. It turned out that I woke up, my left hand was weak, and my right hand suddenly stretched out, and I grabbed the edge of the balcony. That is to say, I suddenly woke up and reached out and grabbed the balcony with my wit, so that I could prevent myself from falling down and seriously injuring myself.

"Good, so clever. Oops, the buttocks are exposed. Why did you give birth to a child like this, and you showed it to others. "An old man in the next room shouted at me, and then half of the old man's body leaned out, stretched out his left hand and left leg, and was about to pounce on me. I turned my head and shouted to the old man, "You can't reach me, go get the rope." One section was tied to the house and one end was thrown to me. ”

Suddenly, a man flew up and took me away, and in the blink of an eye I landed in the open space on the street, and I rescued the fourth guard. But I didn't have my pants on.

I fainted because I was so embarrassed. But when I woke up, I was in the carriage again. Now Yinzhen and I sleep on the spacious bench of the carriage. It turned out to be one meter three wide and two meters long, and the quilt was also covered. I'm under the covers, and my son is lying in my arms. Yinzhen is also holding the child and me in the bed.

When I opened my eyes, Yinzhen was already lying on my left side. Yinzhen said to me: "Oh, you are really capable, you don't forget to scold me in your dreams!" Well, you've won. I've molested you, I'm guilty, I'm going to fine you. You blackmailer. But blessed are you that you have a good son. For the sake of the child, I will spare you. You take care of it, and when you are well confined, I will come to clean you up. ”

After speaking, Yinzhen pounced over and kissed me on the face.

I'm nothing, I'm not shy, I'm not sweet, I'm just indifferent. I quickly reached out and hugged my son on the belly, I was satisfied, and for the time being my attention was only on my son.

Yinzhen got into the quilt and looked at me and my son, and then said, "How can this child be like a master?" What's going on? ”

"Yes, you should make it clear. Otherwise, I will punish you and punish you for your sins. So you can't eat and walk around. A noble girl next to him stood beside the bed and said.

"People are similar, what is there to say." I casually said, "My child is so good-looking and so filial, how can he be like you?" Fourth Brother! My child is mine, what's the matter with you, Fourth Brother? ”

The fourth child got angry, glared at me, thought for a while and said, "If you don't tell me clearly how this child came from, you will be punished well." ”

I immediately said nonsense: "I have a name, a surname, and a husband's family, and I want you to take care of my son!" ”

As soon as the fourth child was upset when he heard this, he immediately climbed on top of me and pressed me down. The fourth said viciously: "You slut, you dare to find the little white face?" Hello big dog guts! ”