481 Quail
In the autumn of the 37th year of Kangxi.
In the prison of the Criminal Department in Beijing.
"You're going to bite me? Why? What is your purpose? You tell me. If I agree, you can only bite me. If I don't agree, you can't bite me. Not even in jail! I'm done. ”
Twenty-year-old Yinzhen said to me this year.
Although I am also in prison, I am very aggrieved. My purpose has not yet been achieved. It turns out that I need to bite off a piece of meat and eat it. The reason is that the dragon meat of the fourth child, the future son of heaven, is an excellent medicine.
I stood and smiled and said to the fourth man sitting on the ground: "Because, this is a medicine lead." No matter what you think, I'm a big believer. ”
The fourth child stood up and asked with a smile: "If you want to bite me, you got the medicine primer?" You want to bite me out of the flesh for the purpose of that? ”
I laughed and said, "I know that you may not be willing to bite you for nothing." So I'm going to find a way to get you to agree. ”
The fourth child smiled bitterly: "You are looking for me just to bite me out of meat?" Can you eat pork? Why do you have to eat my meat? ”
I smiled bitterly: "Actually, the best medicine is the meat of the Son of Heaven." I think it's too difficult! I think...... Medicine is hard to find. But there is no medicine to induce, and the whole medicine is in vain. We're pretty much ready for the whole set. It's almost like the medicine. ”
The fourth child was stunned when he heard this. He finally believed me.
The fourth child finally asked me for sure: "Are you doing so much kung fu just to bite me and eat?" Is my meat your medicine? No wonder you say my mother is a lucky woman. So I'm lucky, isn't it? ”
I begged the fourth child: "I will bite it off in blood." Not to leave an imprint. I literally bite off a piece of meat. You'll have an extra hole. Will you do it? ”
The fourth smiled bitterly: "Isn't there room for negotiation?" I don't want to give you a bite? Why do you resent me and my mother so much? ”
As soon as I heard this, I was already very happy. Because this has been heard by the emperor. The emperor really began to be suspicious of Concubine De. The fall of Concubine De is just around the corner.
This immoral concubine once ate a thousand years of people to participate in a black snake, and if I don't take revenge, I won't give up.
The fourth child read my hateful eyes, and the fourth child hugged me and asked, "My mother has done something immoral, hasn't she?" I had already suspected that she had done something immoral. Sure enough, you're here to seek revenge. Huang Ama already knows about it and will investigate her. I don't like Concubine De, don't worry. ”
I said happily to the fourth child: "You are really a person who knows the times." Ah no, a very smart person. ”
The fourth smiled and said, "You and I have finally reached an agreement." In the past, you and I have always been at odds with each other. You can rest assured. You go deal with Concubine De, I'll help you. Women who make mistakes should also be punished. Concubine De has done something immoral and should be punished. This woman is indeed too lucky. Anyway, I'm older, so I don't need her to care. ”
I said to the fourth: "Fourth, you don't have to be affected by her. Then the child in my belly doesn't have to be affected. Concubine De, this woman can't live for her own sin, whatever. But I'm worried about the impact on my children. ”
When the fourth child heard this, he suddenly realized: "I see." Concubine De did something wrong, and you are worried about retribution. I see. But how do you know that Concubine De has done something wrong and done something that lacks virtue? ”
I said truthfully to the fourth child: "It was overheard by me when the two Taoist priests were chatting. The two Taoist priests said that it would keep her prosperous and wealthy for more than 30 years. Concubine De ate ate a pot of ginseng elixir! ”
When the fourth child heard this, he suddenly realized that he laughed.
The fourth child hugged me and said, "Isn't it ginseng?" I eat it all year round. Didn't I do a lot of immoral things? ”
The fourth child's words made Kangxi very, very shocked and frightened when he heard it.
After I told this secret, I was very trapped in the arms of the fourth child and fell asleep. also because the fourth child had to hold me for a quarter of an hour. In fact, there is not a quarter of an hour, but thirteen minutes and fourteen seconds.
But this made the fourth child tired and out of breath. The fourth child deeply understands that it is not easy for me to live with my children.
I woke up and quickly stood on my own. The fourth man was holding on to the wall and panting.
I begged the fourth child: "Did you walk with me just now?" Which direction are you going? Is there any backing? ”
When the fourth child heard this, he was not happy to reach out to hit me, but I flexibly dodged.
The fourth child chased after me and hit me, but I still managed to dodge flexibly.
The fourth child pointed at me and scolded: "I was just tired and half dead." Who has the strength to go the extra mile? Don't you see I'm out of breath? Oops, dead pigs! Why are you so heavy? ”
I smiled and said, "It's just more than one hundred and thirty pounds, is it that heavy?" ”
My words suddenly stunned the fourth child.
The fourth child turned his face and was embarrassed.
The fourth man muttered to himself: "It turns out that I can't even hold more than one hundred and thirty pounds." I'm old! Oops, how could I be? I'm a Hercules, huh? I'm Baturu. How can you be so inferior today? Am I sick? ”
I casually said to the fourth child: "It seems that your mother's lack of virtue will be retributed to you." Are you old and decrepit? As for me, I spent seven days in prison. On the one hand, I eavesdropped on the Taoist priest's speech, and they must have known about it. ”
I continued: "On the other hand, it's good stuff for a lot of people to grab. Then there was a stampede, and I stepped on someone. So how can my fate be good? I remember that I had been in prison for seven days and beaten for seven days......"
The fourth child hurriedly came over and hugged me to comfort: "Okay, okay, I don't want to be unhappy." Let her solve her own affairs. I don't want to be bothered by her. It seems that what you said about her eating a pot of elixir is true. No wonder Huang Ama likes her so much. She's aura. ”
I said to the fourth child: "The emperor likes you very much." Fourth! Then you are also very aura. People like the emperor like good things. Usually the emperor gets along with your mother and son more, that is, to absorb your aura! So Concubine De is favored, and she relies on this. ”
The fourth smiled and said, "It seems to be." No wonder Concubine De is so favored. Turn over all day long. She's really spoiled. Usually I don't care. Saying this to you today, I also think Concubine De is very, very favored. ”
I was not very happy with the fourth child and said, "Fourth, let's go out." More on that later. But I'm going to separate from you. Are you going to figure it out? ”
The fourth child was unhappy and said, "I won't go out." How good is the prison of the Criminal Department. I'm afraid it's going to be worse when I go out. You honestly go to your women's cell and lock it up. I'm going to sleep. You go out on your own! Look the door opens! Go, go, go! ”
The fourth child has already driven me away. But I wouldn't go.
I looked behind me, and sure enough, a jailer had opened the cell door. He also gave me a gesture of please. Where am I willing to go?
I begged the fourth child: "I don't want it." I see the ghosts here, and the atmosphere is gloomy. You really can't bear to let me go to sleep alone? Aren't you worried about me? I'm pregnant. ”
The fourth sighed, so he had to sleep on the straw pile with me for the night. It turns out that the trick of begging the fourth child is still very effective. Sure enough, the fourth child felt that I was too tough in the past and refused to show weakness. Now that I am weak, the fourth child feels comfortable and is willing to obey me.
At night, the fourth child woke up several times to find that the children in my stomach were noisy. Because there are many children, it is noisy. The fourth child woke me up many times, and he at least believed that there were several children in my belly.
The next day dawned.
The fourth child woke up and found that the child and I slept the sweetest time at dawn, so he couldn't bear to wake up our mother and son.
The fourth child burst into tears, and his heart was distressed, and he rolled down into tears. The fourth child was distressed that the child had not slept well. The fourth child quickly lay down again and continued to sleep with his child and me.
About an hour later
The fourth child found that the children had woken up. So it's noisy and noisy again.
The fourth child couldn't help but point to my stomach and teach: "What are you arguing about?" Why do you make a lot of noise after sleeping for a while? Children talk less and sleep more. How simple is it that you don't understand? You've only been sleeping for a while, aren't you sleepy? Aren't you tired? Are you physically able to withstand it? You don't want to die, huh? No wonder they all grow so small. ”
The fourth child continued to teach the child: "I don't care, I will weigh you personally when you are born." If any of you dare to try not to meet the standard, see if I don't beat him hard! Who of you wants to be beaten! You are mistaken! Your mother is unproductive and doesn't know how to teach you. If this continues, will you still have a life? ”
I woke up, I was completely sleepy.
I said timidly to the fourth master: "In the past, when you dogs and men united to bully me, did you care if I lived or died?" You have really done your own sin, and you can't live to be punished! What is owed to me is always to be repaid. Dog stuff! Dogs dogs! ”
When the fourth child heard this, he gasped angrily. But he thought about it and felt that what I said made sense.
The fourth child had to reassure me: "You have suffered in the past. I will enforce the law impartially. The women in the house are indeed cheap enough! None of them are good. Hello in comparison. They...... I'll clean them up. Thirty years in Hedong, forty years in Hexi, you will be transferred later. ”
I sneered inwardly: "Dog thing." I'll break you down one by one and scatter you all in one net! Hum! I will not spare you. ”
After four days in prison, the fourth child was very strange because he found that I was exceptionally well-behaved and sensible. Hardly anything was wrong.
Many minions in the fourth mansion take turns to serve the fourth. But I'm not the honest person I used to be. I, Gu Langruo, have long since transformed into blackening and become hard-hearted.
Four days later at noon.
I finished eating with the fourth child, and the fourth child hugged me for a nap. I said to the fourth child flatly: "Someone cursed me before. She said that if I soared in the future, she would curse me to death. Unexpectedly, her words came true. ”
The fourth child was distressed: "Why is there such a thing?" ”
I wittily said, "I was just destitute at the time, so I spent some time in the Temple of the Broken Mountain. She's just out for the day. In fact, she was just spending the night for an afternoon. I don't deal with her. That's what she said to me. ”
I continued to complain to the fourth child: "Where could I understand her at that time? I just thought she was going to curse me for not dying well. Where can I digest what she said. I didn't realize it at the time. Now that I think about it, she was so angry that she leaked out. ”
When the fourth child heard this, he suddenly realized and smiled: "I see." Aha. Although she scolded you, she gave you the right fortune telling. Never mind. Don't care. Thinking that you were nothing in the past, poor and destitute, how could you have imagined that you are today? Even I didn't expect you to be today. ”
The fourth child was happy to hold me after speaking.
But I continued to complain in the arms of the fourth child: "You also know my personality. I don't ask for merit, I don't want good things to happen. But let no trouble come to me. Gee, I'm so stupid to handle. Oh, I can't get angry. ”
The fourth child comforted: "It's just that you're stupid." It's not someone else who is bad. You see you're so stupid, what do I say about you? You treat everyone else as a bad person, which shows that you are weak. No wonder you're timid as a mouse and a good bully. Others can't help but want to bully you even more. It's not easy for you to have today. Cherish your blessings. ”
I still have a lot of resentment and anger in my heart.
On the surface, I continued to complain to the fourth child: "Although I am stupid, I am not bad. Others, though wise, are wicked and wicked. So I feel like I'm going to catch the bad guys and bring them to justice. I bring out the evidence, but you help the bad guys. Isn't it? Fourth! Can you have a good conscience? Why did I go to jail in the first place? Dog stuff. ”
The fourth laughed and said, "Okay, don't mention the beginning." Your evidence cannot be taken as evidence. A sucker. ”
I retorted, "But it's very convincing!" ”
A female prisoner outside asked casually, "What kind of persuasiveness do you mean?" You might as well tell me, maybe I can help you. ”
I said: "I analyzed the bad guy's words and deeds from childhood to adulthood, and such obvious evidence that the fourth child didn't adopt it? Then they put me in a cell and sentenced me to seven days. ”
When many prisoners outside heard this, they were shocked to death, and many of them felt very sorry for me.
The fourth child came to serve the slaves and maids, and one by one was more and more afraid. Because they are all thieves with weak hearts, they ask for their own hardships.
An official outside said, "Arrest it! Arrest these sluts! There are problems with being a thief and having a weak heart! One is more evil than the other! I'm in prison and I'm still pestering the fourth child, shameless! Sure enough, it's usually enough to be petted. ”
The fourth child wanted to scold me, so he quickly pulled out his legs and ran.
On the Golden Luang Palace
Because the emperor wants to go to court in the morning and afternoon. I'm still on the court after lunch.
I walked in generously.
Emperor Kangxi watched me go to the front.
Emperor Kangxi first cared about me and said, "How are the children?" How are you? Oops, why are there scars on all faces? Stop hating the fourth mother and son. It's providential. Isn't it bad for you? I love you. Don't make a fuss. ”
I smiled and said, "The emperor means to shield and connive, and he refuses to let go." If you have done a lot of evil and sin, your wife and children are reluctant to die? At the beginning, you only punished Concubine De for a few days. What kind of punishment is this? Emperor, you are not afraid of retribution, I will accompany you to the end. ”
A wife walked in and said, "Who said that the emperor is not afraid of retribution? When the emperor was a child, he often wet the bed and was as timid as a mouse. My old sister washed his sheets and diapers all night long. This can't be done to others, it's really exhausting. I will continue to wash it in winter. Others are not qualified to wash yet. My old sister's hands are all washed. ”
When the emperor heard this, he immediately stepped down from the dragon chair. The emperor hurriedly walked out to help the old lady and slowly walked in.
The old lady walked to the front, and I quickly knelt down.
I complained to the old lady, "Old lady, I bullied the bad guys to death." So far, justice has not been sought. In order to fight the bad guys to the death. I'm here today. I'm not talking to her. I want her to cut her with a thousand cuts. In the past, I didn't count after surgery. I don't count until I speak. ”
I continued: "The fourth bastard, the bastard, has harbored and connived to this day. I'll him. The fourth child has done many evils and sins deeply. I feel like I have to cut it with a thousand cuts! Where is justice if the vicious criminals are not put to death? Since I am alive, kill! ”
In the cell
"Baby, is it okay for mom to play a game of hugging with you?" I slept lazily in the straw pile in the women's cell. By the way, play with my kids.
As a result, the children ignored me.
I understand why the kids are not happy to come. That's because it's a prison cell, and it's too basic. So the kids were angry. The kids were disappointed in me. So the children were not happy to come.
I'm just going to conjure up a double of mine and put me in jail. And I left the cell in an instant.
In the blink of an eye, I was already sleeping in a yellow mud house more than 400 square meters in the countryside on the outskirts.
This mud house consists of a front yard and eight rooms at the back. I'm in the middle room.
My kids found out I was out of my cell. Sure enough, all of them were in a better mood.
What I didn't expect was that I had eight children, and I counted four more ghost children. I touched these four little ghost children, and sure enough, they were my children. I couldn't help it, so I had to accept it.
"Mom!" One of the little ghost kids was very aggrieved and called out to me.
I hurriedly responded: "Son, my mother is here!" Don't be afraid. You're in your mother's womb. ”
Unexpectedly, my son was unhappy and said, "Mother, I am on your back." I'm not in your belly. You guessed it wrong. I'm not going to be happy. ”
At this time, Yinzhen suddenly spoke. Yinzhen is next door.
Yin Zhen said: "Naughty ghost, Ama is here." Be well-behaved. ”
My son was not happy; "When will I be born? You say! I'm going to be born! I've been reincarnated for three lifetimes, but unfortunately I'm dead. I must be born smoothly this time. No one can stop me. ”
After some time
Four Baylor Mansion in the spring
I woke up this morning to find a small black mole on my forehead. Because the small black mole is so small, you can't see it at all if you don't look closely. Although there is a small black mole out of thin air, it is a bit ugly. But when I touched the little black mole, I realized that it was a great thing. This shows that my Dao cultivation has reached a higher level.
It turns out that I now have a small throwing knife weapon. As long as I frown and recite the mantra in my heart, my black mole on my forehead can kill the enemy. I was clever enough to use the exact same method to quickly create a thousand moles of the same function.
As a result, I have a thousand and one small throwing knives as a self-defense weapon. And it's carry-on. The only downside was that I went from a fair face overnight to an ugly, freckled face.
Because of the blessing of Taoism, even if I wash my face and take a shower desperately, it doesn't matter, and the spots and small black moles on my face will not be washed off. Even if you pick it with your fingernails and scratch it with a knife, you can't get rid of the small black mole on this face.
In order to cover up my freckles, I had to apply myself a very strong fat powder from today. In the future, it's time for me to take the bright and moving character route.
I'm going to wear pink dresses every day from now on. But when the fourth child was having dinner with us this morning, he disliked me for not dressing appropriately today, and said that I was particularly inappropriate. So I laughed at a lot of people in the breakfast parlor. But I didn't take it to heart.
After breakfast
I was about to go shopping, but I didn't expect the fourth child to have to take a ride on a horse. In the carriage, I fought five beautiful slaves and maids who were waiting for the fourth child by myself. The result is naturally a lose-lose situation. But I am the only one on our side, and the enemy is my five women.
It can be seen that I can fight both defeats, which shows that I am very good. At least I didn't lose.
The fourth child found that the six of us women were staring at each other in the blink of an eye, and their eyes had become blue-nosed and swollen and stinky. The fourth child was not happy, so he simply drove all six of us women out of the carriage.
A woman in green clothes left the carriage and said to me, "I must practice hard when I go back." I'll fight you again next year. Hum! ”
I said casually: "It seems that I am a first- and second-rate master in the rivers and lakes." This life is enough. ”
The girl in green was about to leave, but she stopped and turned to me and said, "You're really useless." You must strive to be the top first-class master. How can you just be a second-rate master and stop at being satisfied? You're really useless. Hum! You don't deserve to be my opponent! ”
The fourth child got out of the carriage and said to me, "Who are you talking to?" You're muttering alone, and you're babbling. Since you gave birth a month ago, you've been getting sluggish. You've been talking to yourself lately, and you're going crazy. Are you interesting? Is there an enemy of yours here? Are you saying I'm your enemy? ”
I said to the fourth child flatly: "The master has a move." You don't know! ”
When the fourth child heard this, he was slightly surprised. But the fourth child picked me up and carried me back to the carriage.
The fourth child said to me, "I don't want you to be crazy and show people. You're going to be a shame on me. Why did I bite you and do so much for you? Oops, forget it, forget it. I don't want to be like you. Today is your birthday, can I ignore you? In the past, you wanted a big mansion, and I'm taking you there. ”
Yinzhen and I sat next to each other in the carriage. I smiled with Yinzhen and asked, "I have a house?" ”
Yin Zhen said proudly: "We have a house." Big, big house. I'll take you to see the prototype of this house. Construction has already begun. This drawing was designed by the master. In order to build this house, it will cost 60,000 taels. ”
I was puzzled and asked the fourth child: "Then are you tight?" In order to build this house. You spent 60,000 taels. Is this a birthday present for me? Oh, I'm so happy. ”
The fourth smiled and said, "This is our birthday present together." The money that Huang Ama has just allocated to me. I don't have that much money myself. Huang Ama said, "Your child has also been born." So the house is going to get bigger. As for all the people in the house, they will move in with us. After all, I'm the Lord Belle who needs to be served. ”
I smiled with the fourth child: "That's! Is that! The guard of honor that will serve you will definitely want it. The housekeeper definitely wants it. The slave maid wants. Mama asked for it. The guards are even more demanding. The family also wants it. Heck, and kitchens, pharmacies, storerooms, dens, utility rooms, storage rooms. Oh, I really want it. ”
I continued, "But how many acres are that big? It should be the size of more than 300 acres, right?"
The fourth said proudly: "More than that, 1,237 acres of land is so big." It's not small. “
I was amazed, I knew that one acre of land had 666 square meters. The total area of so many acres of land is 823,800 square meters. Oh my God, the Forbidden City isn't that big. The Forbidden City is only 720,000 square meters.
Oh, this time Emperor Kangxi is really very, very generous.
I was shocked, and asked the fourth child in surprise: "Isn't our family more than the palace?" “
The fourth child immediately cleaned up after silence: "Shhh Don't talk nonsense. How can my house be bigger than a palace? You haven't been to the palace again. Maybe you just see one corner. Did you say you went to the palace? “
I thought about it and shook my head, and I said, "I took a look at it." It seems that the palace is not as big as ours. Oh, this time the emperor is really generous. Oh, I really have high hopes for you and your children and grandchildren. Oops, sure enough, you're being reused. ”
The fourth shook his head and said, "No." My brother's house is bigger than mine. Embarrassed. My house is the smallest. In fact...... I'm quite envious of my brother's house. But you know it. They are all treacherous. Huang Ama doted on them. They have always looked at no one and think highly of themselves. You've been that kind of person in the past, and I hate you. ”
I said to the fourth child: "Do you mean that the emperor was so generous all of a sudden, and gave himself many children and a lot of mansions?" Oops, is it the rhythm of the separation? Will each of them have a separate one in the future? He doesn't care about the old man? ”
When the fourth child heard this, he was a little sad and said, "It shouldn't be." No matter how you say it, it's a family. Although Huang Ama is very, very generous this time. But it should be completely divided into the meaning of every family. How can I live alone? Do you live in an empty house? Do you sit and eat nothing? ”
I smiled with the fourth child: "How come? The emperor will definitely help us. After all, it's his own children. Whatever happens, they will secretly give you a lot of money. As a parent, give your child pocket money, and that's enough for you. Remember, when you are spoiled by your father, you have to go secretly. Don't show it to your other brothers and sisters. My friend told me. ”
The fourth smiled and said, "It's so decent." I'm not going to be coquettish and ask for silver. I don't have to worry about food and clothing every month. I didn't freeze cold. It is useless for the sick. Why is it so hard to have so much silver? Why bother I have a fixed number of what I eat for each meal. I can't add anything at will. You can't even go outside to eat in restaurants. It's against the rules. You should know. ”
I said to the fourth, "I understand. To show one, I decided to provide a bed of ice. After that, we slept in the cold bed in my room. ”
The fourth shook his head and said unhappily: "It's such a cold ice bed, you might as well use it yourself." I don't want it. What a fool you are. Ask for your own hardships. ”
I said to the fourth child: "Didn't I hear people say that if you sleep on a cold ice bed more, you can also speed up your martial arts cultivation?" I'm also here to practice martial arts, so I'm going to suffer a lot. If you sleep on a cold ice bed with me, your physique will also improve. Someone has already done that. Sure enough, he became a strong martial arts master. ”
The fourth shook his head and said, "I don't want this." I slept in my comfortable, warm bed. I don't want to sleep on any cold bed. You're like this, you're out. I have a big woman. I went to sleep with my arms around them. You don't know what to do, whatever you want. You sleep on your own ice bed. I don't want to. Don't push me. You're disobedient today. ”
Suddenly, someone flew in. I don't know her, but the fourth child knows her. The fourth child smiled and asked her to sit on his left hand. She hugged the fourth child. I know the two are just good friends. I got out of the carriage and walked to my new house.
In fact, I can walk faster than a horse-drawn carriage. But I don't want to walk in front of the carriage, I like to walk behind the carriage. So I didn't go fast or slow and followed the carriage half a mile away. I know I'm not going to lose the carriage either.
Suddenly, someone tapped me on the back. Who should I be, it turned out to be Che Caixia, my playmate when I was a child. I laughed with Che Caixia: "Such a coincidence? Are you in the capital too? We haven't seen each other in a long time. You're married, too. You also have children. My child has just been born. Where do you live? ”
Che Caixia nodded, she was quite satisfied with me, she said flatly: "It's really difficult to see you?" It's just a coincidence that I can meet you when I go shopping. I now live in an inn. Anyway, I have money, even if I live for a year, I don't care. There are also rented houses to live in. I rented three houses. The capital is too big, so I rented three houses. ”
I said to her, "I see what you mean. We already have a new home in our family. Move in with me. I'm telling you, I'm all alone. You say I've been a playmate since I was a child. If you don't stay with me, I'm bored. I'm bored every day and I'm going to be crazy. ”
Che Caixia smiled: "I know, you were also bored when you were a child. In fact, the one you miss the most is not there, so you are bored. Hehehe. I won't tell you, I'll look for you when I have time. I'm not in trouble, I'm doing well. Well, don't get in the way of you coming. I'll go first. ”
I watched Che Caixia go away, but in fact, my thoughts in my heart were to hope that she would not leave. She was obviously interested in having a conflict with me when she was a child. I haven't seen each other for so many years, but I still have a mustard.
The fourth child couldn't help but open the curtain and turned back to me and asked, I was already following 4 meters behind the carriage.
The fourth child was curious and asked, "Who is she?" Frontal told her to go so soon? I haven't seen you have friends in years? It's really new today. Your friend is hurrying over. You don't have time to show off. You're disappointed. What does your friend do? Did you know each other positively in the past? ”
I explained to the fourth child: "She is a friend of my grandmother's family in the same village. I went from the age of five to ...... At the age of eleven, they all lived at their grandmother's house. We children are even small. Her name is Che Sunset...... Ecai Xia. Che Caixia. Sunset is her nickname. She's a very powerful person, so she has this nickname. ”
The fourth smiled and said, "Could it be that you took it?" Hehehe. ”
I smiled and said, "Almost." We don't remember who started it, but we almost came. Speaking of which, she is a military advisor. The mind is very smart. The response is also very quick. She's very brave, so she's very bold and she's not afraid of anything. At that time, when I was a child, every family and adults looked up to her. She was raised by a single mother. ”
The fourth child was really fascinated when he heard this, and asked, "You go on." ”
I thought about it and explained to the fourth child: "In our old village, we follow the traditional customs of half Miao and half Han people. I think our old village is quite powerful. It can be said that the hidden dragon and the crouching tiger have many masters. Some people are very good at chess, and some people are very good at sword dancing. Some people just collect firewood and are real kung fu. ”
The girlfriend of the fourth child in the house laughed. She also threw herself out of the window and smiled at me, "Your village is really powerful." It's just an ordinary man, a rural villager. Firewood is also very powerful. Ahahahaha. Yes, yes, countrymen like to play chess, don't they? Do you still like to dance swords, dance knives and guns? Ahahahaha. ”
The fourth child also looked down on my grandmother's old village.
The fourth child also made no secret of his contempt for me and said, "I also know that you are from a small place." You've embarrassed me on the street today. Never mind. I'm not asking for hardship and humiliation. It's too late to regret it now. Thy sons have been born. Now do you know why I hated you so much in the past? The village girl in the countryside has no interest and no knowledge! ”
The fourth child continued to laugh at me and said, "I have long wanted to explain it to you. I can't wait to tell you to fuck off. There are indeed a lot of rural village girls in my house. I really don't like it at all. I thought to myself, you better hurry up. I can't play any tricks. Hehehe. A cheesy and extremely ugly woman. Dead Village Girl! Shame on you and death, don't you know it? ”
I said to the fourth child in a flat tone: "I haven't said it yet." The scenery of our old village is also very beautiful. There are mountains and rivers, flowers and grasses, and they are colorful. I feel like we're a paradise, a fairyland on earth. We ran around in large and small mountains. We play and play all year round, and the game is not the same. ”
I went on to say flatly: "We live self-sufficiently, we are content, and we don't have to ask for anything else. Each family is simple and hospitable. Anyway, the whole village has a good relationship. I grew up there from the age of five to eleven, which is considered a full childhood of mine. Even Tang Bohu's picture scroll can't present this kind of fairyland on earth. ”
A wealthy businessman uncle on the street gave a thumbs up and smiled: "It's definitely a fairyland on earth, a particularly wonderful place." Ok, good, good! Aha! ”
I grinned and laughed happily.
Not to be outdone, the fourth girlfriend in the carriage laughed: "Ahahaha." So village girl, do you want to sing a mountain song for us to help us have fun? Brother, brother, sister, hurry up and sing! Aren't all your songs like this? ”
I couldn't help but laugh and said, "It seems that you are also a lover of mountain songs?" How do you know so well? ”
The fourth girlfriend in the carriage smiled: "Because our house is next door to a poor family." Ten daughters of the Zhao family sang mountain songs to our family all day long. My ears are calloused. Oh, I knocked on the door several times in the middle of the night, hoping that they wouldn't sing country tunes in the future, but they just wouldn't listen. Oops, annoying. ”
The fourth child in the carriage suddenly looked at me more and more disgusted: "Look at you, you have been in the mansion for more than three years, and you have not grown at all." Okay, then you can sing mountain songs too. If you lose face, you can just throw it home. Oh, what kind of sin have I done? You're a village girl. And it's a village girl from the mountains. ”
I said to the fourth child calmly: "Fourth, where is your mother from?" ”
The fourth child immediately replied excitedly and loudly: "Of course, my mother is from Hangzhou City." My mother is an authentic Miss in Hangzhou. Where is it like you, I grew up in the mountains since I was a child, I am not educated, I don't know the rules, I don't know the general situation. It's a shame at all. I'll never bring you out next time! Hum! ”
I retorted to the fourth child: "Why does Kangxi say that your mother is also a mountain girl in the mountain?" It's famous! ”
There were many, many people laughing on the street.
The fourth child was furious, and easily leaned out half of his body from the big window, and the fourth child shouted angrily at me: "My mother is a local girl from Hangzhou City." It's the daughter of Busan! My mother is a daughter! My mother's background is not very good. The snake scholarly door, the house of goodness. Where is it like you? You're a wild woman! ”
I said to the fourth child calmly: "But a lot of concubines scold your mother for being a mountain village girl?" ”
The fourth child was furious and shouted: "You fart! You are presumptuous! How dare you say that about my mother! Are you elbowing outward? I think you're crazy! From today onwards, I will cut you off. and the son thou hast born is not yours anymore. You come out of the house. . ”
Because the four are angry, now it's okay, I really got what I wanted and swept the floor out.
I said to the fourth child flatly: "Isn't it just about your mother?" Why are you so angry? I'm not the only one who said that. Didn't I start it? What are you doing when you're angry at me? It's all said by other concubines! Emperor Kangxi also scolded Concubine De for being a mountain village girl! So I didn't make it up, right? ”
When the fourth child heard this, he was even more angry and scolded: "You are presumptuous! My love affair with you is broken today. Come on, hit her with 20 boards! Throw it out and feed the dogs! ”
An old official stood in for me and said, "Fourth elder brother, stop your anger!" She's just given birth, don't beat her to death! At this point, it's a long story, and it's not an overnight thing. Let's take a break for now. Let's talk about it when we get home! Let's talk about it when we get home! Don't be in a hurry! Don't be in a hurry! What are you doing in a hurry? ”
The fourth child actually cried out angrily. The fourth child overturned the small table in the carriage, and also tore all the newly bought cloth in the carriage, and was so angry that he dragged his hair apart, and also so angry that he tore all his clothes, and the fourth child was so angry that he tore a shoe and threw it out of the window.
And the girlfriend of the fourth year in the carriage was already so frightened that she sat in the corner of the carriage dumbfounded, and her face turned pale.