This time, in order to deal with strange things at home. Frightened, my dad called and called his brother. My father found my uncle, my third uncle and my fourth uncle. At the same time, it was my lobby brother and two cousins.

When I walked to the door of my house in the alley, Wu Song, the brother in the lobby, came out of the darkness with a smile.

Brother Wu Song laughed at me and said, "Your family is really interesting? Are you frightened? Ahahahaha! I'm idle anyway, so I'm here to sit at your house. Don't be afraid, I've got you. Hehehe. You're a coward. Brother. Look at me. ”

I sighed and said to Wu Song, "Brother, have you been short of money lately?" What's going on at home? I can lend you money. ”

Sure enough, when I took the initiative to speak, my brother felt very warm. My brother walked up to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "Why don't we live together as a family?" If there is anything, it is good to have a response. ”

I nodded happily: "Okay." That's right. That's how it should be! ”

In this way, my brother and I took out our mobile phones and called all our relatives. My brother and I were on the phone when I stepped into my beloved house. Soon my brother and I came to the living room on the fifth floor of the north building of the second courtyard. Because my parents live on this floor. I live in room 702 on the seventh floor of the West Building of the Third Courtyard.

When I walked into this room, I couldn't help but think, "Could it be that this room is bad?" Causing my parents to be unlucky? No, I'll have to double-check! ”

I'm going to find a single sofa and sit down. I meditated cross-legged. I've checked the 24-hour monitoring video of my house for the past period.

It turned out that eight days ago, a strange old woman suddenly came to my house on purpose, and then deliberately threw a bag of black plastic bags of garbage into my house in public. Of course, such a thing is blamed on the neighbors. This old woman is very arrogant and pungent. The old woman scolded the neighbor and left in a big way.

Then the neighbors think that this is a deliberate attempt to find fault with the bad guys. My parents had actually reminded the neighbors. It's just that my parents are too busy and have big hearts, so they don't go to their hearts. It's just that one ear goes in, and one ear goes out.

I quickly turned my head to look at the corner of the yard where the old woman had thrown in the black garbage bag. At first glance, there is no garbage in this garbage bag. Most of it is discarded fabrics and kitchen waste. This bag of garbage is still being thrown around in the outermost southeast corner of my house.

I looked at the garbage bag and was surprised to see that my neighbor's neurotic sister Liu Xuan was actually the mastermind behind the scenes.

This Liu Xuan has always looked at my family unpleasantly. She relied on the fact that she was a neurotic and often did stupid things about neurosis, and her family offended many people. But only Liu Xuan has a problem, and her father's five brothers are all good people.

I understand. I hurriedly took action and kidnapped Liu Xuan.

Originally, Liu Xuan was already peeling apples in front of the mirror in his room.

Liu Xuan is probably playing a horror game of guessing her sweetheart. It used to be fashionable too. It's peeling apples in the middle of the night, and as long as the peels keep falling, then I can ask the mirror who my sweetheart is. I've heard about this kind of game many years ago.

I didn't expect the neuropathy Liu Xuan to still play.

I sneaked into Liu Xuan's house out of my body, and I unceremoniously knocked Liu Xuan unconscious with a stick. With a wave of my hand, I blew Liu Xuan's body away from the window. Anyway, no one saw it, and I was deliberately clever.

In a blink of an eye, my soul followed Liu Xuan to the sewage treatment plant in the city. Liu Xuan deliberately locked me in the most disgusting pool and closed room.

Liu Xuan threw me on the ground anyway, and she woke up with a muffled snort.

Liu Xuan suddenly said the first sentence: "Who? Who's going to harm me? Only I have the share of harming others, and others don't want to harm me! ”

As soon as I heard this, I was furious, and I slapped Liu Xuan on the brain. caused Liu Xuan's memory to be completely lost.

But also because of this palm, Liu Xuan spit out a mouthful of blood donation. There was a wriggling black worm the size of a grain of rice in the blood on the white porcelain floor. I was surprised to see that the black worm was holding a miniature black tin box in its mouth.

I crouched down and looked at the bug and the surface of the tin box. I was surprised to see that this tin box was familiar to me, but I couldn't remember it.

I looked at Liu Xuan's stomach again, and sure enough, there was nothing suspicious in her body.

I'm deflated too. I used the talisman to put away the bugs first. Then, after I got home, I waved my hand and sent Liu Xuan's body back to her room with a gust of wind. I threw Liu Xuan on her bed.

Liu Xuan's father pushed the door in and saw Liu Xuan appear again, as if he had found that his daughter had disappeared just now. But now that his daughter is back, but she is injured, Liu Xuan's father feels very surprised, but because he doesn't like this troublesome daughter, he doesn't feel sorry for her at all.

Liu Xuan's father felt that since Liu Xuan had made a good bed, forget it, and didn't want to care. So Liu Xuan's father turned around and left. By the way, he closed the door with his backhand. Liu Xuan's father went back to his room and continued to watch TV to pass the boring time.

With a wave of my hand, I burned a bag of garbage in my front yard and a thunderbolt.

I didn't expect my mom and dad to be fully recovered all of a sudden.

I didn't expect my parents to get sick and ghostly because of this bag of garbage.

My soul soon returned to my body.

I feel a lot of pain in my stomach. I hurried to the bathroom to make it convenient. I took out the talisman by the way. I opened the talisman and saw that the black worm was dead.

Then I felt like I was hallucinating. A woman sincerely thanked me: "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! ”

After five thanks, my auditory hallucinations were gone, and everything was back to normal.

I looked at the black bug and was surprised to see that it was familiar to me, as if I had seen it somewhere. Then the very small tin box in the black worm's mouth also opened with an automatic click.

My eyes went dark and I didn't know what was going on.

By the time I woke up, it was already half the next day.

My mom and dad are standing next to me. I woke up and farted.

My parents pinched their noses and scolded me in unison: "It stinks! Stinky boy! What a bastard! ”

My father asked sharply again; "What's the matter with you? How do you pass out in the bathroom? Are you sick? Are you sleepy? Oops, disgraced and dead. Your brother finds you fainting. You're so embarrassed. Does it matter if you want it? ”

I replied to my mom and dad, "I'm fine, I'm just confused." I'm fine, don't worry. I've settled the matter with our family. That bag of garbage was solved by my grandfather. ”

What I didn't know was that in a big city far away, there was a middle-aged woman who accidentally fell from a tall building. In fact, this middle-aged woman is the evil woman who made this bag of garbage. Because I burned this bag of garbage, this evil woman caused her evil magic to retaliate. So she accidentally fell down the stairs and died.

When the police searched the woman's house, they accidentally found a lot of strange things used in strange ways. So the dead woman was busy exposing the neighbors.

A female college student said to the police, "This woman is a famous goddess. Seeing that she is so greedy for money and evil in her eyes, she must not have done good deeds. It's a bad thing. Now that she's dead, it's a blessing. It's just wonderful. ”

A young man with eyes didn't wake up and said to the police: "This neighbor's aunt is very, she usually treats me roughly, she is very casual." I don't like it at all. I think there's something wrong with her brain. Usually I know that she likes to watch romance idol dramas. An aunt and a little girl seem to like chasing stars. ”

Another old man was very angry and said to the police: "I have seen her deliberately littering several times. She's throwing around. Particularly unqualified. I've talked about her several times. Not only did she feel embarrassed, but she actually contradicted me and scolded me. The quality is also too poor. This man is so annoying. Dead clean. ”

The police officers who made the transcript asked the neighbors around, and everyone complained that the dead middle-aged woman was too bad and unqualified. The police had a headache and thought it was a vendetta, so they didn't treat it as a suicide. So this kid police station is still dragging it.

But a week later

This aunt was found to be suspected of murder at the police station. It's simply a very evil gangster female boss. The police department was excited. Because a case has been investigated. The police also found a lot of customers who did business with the evil aunt.

I listened to my parents this morning and found out that my neighbor, Liu Xuan's family, and five other families are all customers of this evil aunt. I was amazed to death. Unexpectedly, in addition to Liu Xuan's family finding faults, there are five other families that are deeply hidden.

It's not just my family that was shocked. All the neighbors next to him were scared to death.

All five families have been arrested by the police on suspicion of economic crimes. All in prison. All six families are adults, no children.

Even so, the grandfather of these six families cursed many neighbors or colleagues in the prison. So the quality is very poor, which has made the policemen's scalp tingle and very angry.

I guess these six families couldn't have been released from their cells. In this way, you will avoid the embarrassment of meeting again in the future.

It was some time again

My parents, uncles, and relatives have moved to a new home in a shop in the suburbs. Because although the shop is not large, it is only 5,000 square meters. But fortunately, there are seven floors. So it's enough for our family to live in.

There are now 56 people in our family. There are more than 10 people in my uncle's family, the third uncle's family, and the fourth uncle's family.

It's raining heavily outside tonight. My siblings slept in the living room on the sixth floor. It turned out that all of us lived on the seventh floor. On the seventh floor is our master bedroom. The sixth floor is used for the living room and dining room.

I skateboarded alone in my 20-square-meter bedroom on the seventh floor.

Suddenly, I heard the child's laughter very clearly: "Ahahaha! ”

I was stunned, I left the skateboard with both feet and stood on the flat ground in a daze. I looked down at my belly, and I saw as if I saw a black shadow of a formed child in my belly. It's like I'm pregnant. Actually, I'm a teenager.

I suspect the laughter was made by the child in the womb. Because I'm skateboarding, kid is skateboarding. I touched my belly, and I asked the child inside, "Is that you?" Are you laughing? Where do you come from? Why don't I know? ”

Suddenly, a man's voice came above my head, and the man said to me unhappily, "Tell me, where did the child come from?" ”

I looked up and was surprised to see that I was in a hall. No, I'm in the antique hall. I seem to be a maid now. Next to me are three tables, men, women and children in ancient costumes. Next to me was a young man standing tall and forcing me to be a long head taller.

The young man didn't smile and said to me, "What do you say? What's in your belly? ”

I casually said to him, "Myself? What else could there be? Didn't I just mumble a little? Do you have an opinion? Am I still afraid of you? I'm the least afraid of finding faults? See who will find fault? I've been through enough since I was a kid. What kind of people haven't seen it? What kind of people I can't deal with? ”

"This girl is really sharp-toothed! Hehehe! "Eating at the table, a woman with a malicious heart deliberately made fun of me.

I rushed over and kicked the woman over. She fell from the square, and she kicked me so hard that it broke my lower back bone. From then on, she never wanted to stand up again.

I have this self-confidence.

I'm so fierce, I look very fierce, and no one dares to squeak for the time being.

I shouted to everyone, "We're not afraid!" We're going to get in trouble, too! We are all-rounders! Be ruthless with me, I'll accompany you! A slut with broken waist bones and crippled men. Let's see who still likes her! ”

"Well done!" A woman in front of her said with satisfaction.

I looked at the woman and said, "This slut, a slut." There is no identity at all, no status. Dare to open your mouth and talk nonsense to cause trouble. Got rid of it, it's also good for everyone! ”

"I don't like her either. I can't bear it anymore. You've got the best of cleaning her up. "A green dressed woman is also a maid, and a smart person took the opportunity to help me.

A red-clothed maid smiled and said, "A woman's waist bones are broken, and she can't twist her waist in the future, what's the use?" Ahahahaha! ”

Because this maid said so, it really had a domino effect. Probably because the slut wall on the ground fell down and everyone pushed it, and many people jumped out to count her down. Many people slandered this woman and abused her severely.

An old lady came in and almost dragged me down. But I was still smart enough to stand firm, so I simply turned around and ran out of the living room first.

Then I watched the bustle on the side of the road outside. It turns out that this old lady walked in to clean up this slut who kicked me and broke my waist. The old lady dragged the slut down like a dog. No one has any opinions, but many people feel that it is long overdue to drag down and clean up.

And because I flew up like this and kicked a slut down. I became famous in one fell swoop. I didn't see any excitement, so I followed the memories in my mind and went back to my room in the north of a small courtyard where I lived alone.

As a result, as soon as I walked into the room, a man with long pigtails wearing a black evil cloak appeared. I finally understood that I had come to the Qing Dynasty. I'm unlucky enough to wear it to a sixteen-year-old maid.

This maid is called Yue Wanyun. Yue Wanyun is an ordinary-looking, but very fierce personality of the martial arts practitioners. So basically no one can bully her. And Yue Wanyun herself is not a thorn, and she is by no means the master who causes trouble, bullies the weak and fears the hard. Therefore, many people in the house have a good impression of Yue Wanyun.

This mansion is a general's mansion. It's still the second-grade high-ranking general's mansion. The person in my house is the father of the child in Yue Wanyun's belly. That is, the second grandson of this family, the young master Shangguan Guanyu. He must have been twenty-three years old.

Shangguan Guanyu is the master who closes his eyes and recuperates. I don't know why Shangguan Guanyu took the initiative to find Yue Wanyun, so Yue Wanyun was six months pregnant. But it's very strange, Yue Wanyun's belly is very small, and it only looks like three months.

Shangguan Guanyu saw that Yue Wanyun walked in and didn't speak for a long time, as if his duty was in a daze.

Shangguan Guanyu's heart was on fire.

Shangguan Guanyu turned around and glared at me, and scolded angrily: "How can you kick her? ”

I immediately yelled angrily: "Get out of here!" Look for death! ”

My outburst of anger shows that I am principled and will never let go of anyone who dares to offend me. I don't have much interest in Guanyu at all. I didn't bother to talk to him.

Shangguan Guanyu scolded me: "Slut! Slut! If it weren't for the child's face......"

I was furious: "I'm not like you!" A lowly slut of unknown origin, what are you doing for her? Get lost! Death and life will never see each other again! With my ability, find a better one. I am a heroine among women, and I am appreciated by men! ”

I was furious: "I can get by with my appearance." And I'm still a boy in my belly. I can still have a son! Which mansion I can't go to? It's ridiculous! Get lost! ”

A nasty old lady at the door, Song Jiye, laughed at me and said, "Why did you know today? ”

I turned and glared at the thirty-eight-nineteen-year-old woman, who was so frightened that she immediately turned and ran. I rushed out in a rage and grabbed her face three times, and she was a completely disfigured slut from then on. I also gave her two feet, and she will not be able to stand up and be crippled in the future.

An eldest sister smiled at me and said, "Okay, good! She's crippled too! See how the master likes her! You disfigured her. Ok, good, good! See how proud she is? Look at how she behaves as an aunt's wife! Phew! ”

I shook off her hand and said casually, "Can she still marry a poor man?" She can still get married, huh? After all, her mind is full of treachery! ”

When the eldest sister heard this, she immediately laughed: "Ahahahaha! The lord doesn't want her anymore, and she will marry a poor man. Ahahahaha. You're right. She was no different from the woman. If she doesn't even look good, how do I think she will live? How do I see her getting mixed up? “

I said proudly: "I will never be able to stand up, and I will be a cripple in a wheelchair for the rest of my life!" No man would want a crippled concubine! After all, you can't twist your small waist. Ahahaha! “

I was smirking when I suddenly rushed to Guanyu from behind. In a flash, I actually pounced on the buttocks of this old woman who fell to the ground. It's too much of a coincidence.

Many of the maids in my yard clapped their hands and laughed.

I immediately turned around and went back to my room, and I slammed the door behind me to keep the madman from rushing in and hitting me.

I fought like this twice, and I can say that the attack was not too heavy, but it was definitely not light.

A lot of people say I'm smart. For example, an old maid smiled and said: "If you hit too hard and beat someone to death, then you will go to jail." There may be a loss for life. If you start too lightly, it's just an itch, and others are not afraid of you. Then it won't work. Then you can't stand up. This time I think she's amazing. The key is to get this measure right. Not light, not heavy. ”

Another maid on the side of the road said, "This time, Yue Wanyun really did a great deed. I hate these two concubines the most. Pretend to be masters in front of us all day long. In fact, I don't have the ability to climb up. But every day I seem to be trying to climb up. As a result, I still can't climb up. Yue Wanyun really did the right thing today. Ahahahaha. ”

An old woman was in the courtyard and said to other old women who didn't see it: "This Yue Wanyun is really majestic today. kicked the two concubines who were usually very proud and pampered in the house. Especially that little Joe slut, who was disfigured by one kick. Aha. ”

A mother-in-law said, "It turned out to be Xiao Qiao." Well done hahaha. Disfigured, huh? Aha! ”

An old woman was worried about me and said, "How is this going to end?" I'm going to get beaten hard. The Shangguan family has always been very ruthless. Poor I'm nothing, I'm poor, I can't do anything about it. Poor Xiaoyun has done a dangerous thing. ”

Another girl next to her said, "If Xiaoyun suffers, I will definitely help her." Because she did the right thing today. It's really pleasing to the eye. I've long been displeased with this family. Anyway, it's very strange, people who don't look good are very favored. It looks like people who can be unproductive. Can't compete with others. It's so sulky. ”

I'm listening to this comment on me.

Shangguan Guanyu, who was angry and crazy, actually raised a stone as big as his head and was about to smash the door. Now a lot of people in my yard went to hug him and stop him from slamming the door.

Shangguan Guanyu slammed the door and scolded angrily: "Slut, you don't look at your identity!" The Lord exalts you as a human being. If I don't lift you up, you're a dog. Don't embarrass me! I'll beat you to death! Shoot your kids! ”

An uncle passed by and scolded angrily: "Bastard, how do you bully a pregnant woman?" Come on, arrest them and put them in jail! Hurry up and grab it! What a lawlessness! ”

A girl was kindly worried about me at the door and said, "Poor Xiaoyun, I have seen through the true face of Shangguan Guanyu." Shangguan Guanyu has neither the ability nor the guts, and is a nest. You've got him in the way this time. That's why he hates you so much. Actually raised a stone to hit you! As a man, it's bad enough! ”

Another girl at the door comforted me and said, "Let's start a little bit." Men are like that. It's not a thing, and it won't feel sorry for a woman. If I saw a man on the street who felt sorry for my woman, I rushed over and married him. It's a pity that good men are snatched away by bad women. We are good women, and we are really miserable. ”

Another maid eldest sister said: "This time it's really Shangguan Guanyu, it's wrong." Find you bad luck and deliberately bully you. You roar and die and don't get along. Death and life will never see each other again. This sentence still works very well. You see, he just doesn't want to go. It can be seen that it is not completely ruthless, but it has a brutal temperament! Not a good thing! ”

But I didn't say a word. There was a commotion outside for more than ten minutes, many people left, and many people went back to their rooms to sleep. A lot of people in the room talked about me. Some people continue to laugh at me.

I sighed. I opened the door and a fire started my room. Then I flew away with a slick of lightness.

"Ah, the fire has burned the house! Set fire to the house. Oh my God, Xiaoyun is crazy! Oh my God, how do you burn your own house? I saw with my own eyes that Xiaoyun ran away! Let's put out the fire! Come on! ”

"It's out of the water! Walk the water! Come and put out the fire......"

There were eight women left in the small courtyard who were frightened and panicked, and the crying pear blossoms with rain were very pitiful. In fact, he is acting for others to see.

With the ultimate light skill, I quickly left the county.

I never looked back, and Shangguan Guanyu seemed to be mentally ill and sent fifty or sixty house slaves to chase him out on horseback. It's a pity that a group of people chased all the way on horseback, and it was dawn, but they didn't catch anything.

My Yue Wanyun's departure caused a terrible chain reaction. Because the slaves and maids who usually have a good relationship with Yue Wanyun and have a bad relationship are unlucky, but my heart is as hard as iron, and I don't care at all.

As for the two women who kicked me and broke my waistbone, although they asked the doctor for help overnight, each doctor said that they were not saved. deserves to be unable to stand up for the rest of his life.

Because there are probably many people who don't like these two women, these two women have plotted against many people. Both were not lightly poisoned.

After dawn, Shangguan Guanyu looked demented.

A housekeeper scolded angrily: "I actually chased all night." You lost your head? You're not tired, I'm still tired! If something goes wrong, how can I go back and explain it? Behold, thou art a man of iniquity, and thou shalt not live. Chase a fart! A waste! Xiaoyun is stronger than you. ”

A guy said: "I think Xiaoyun is a good girl." It's not a good thing to see through at a glance. I probably regret it very much. It's really a woman who is afraid of marrying the wrong man. ”

Another guy said, "Men are like that. What's so strange? Rich is the master! I won't say who Xiaoyun is. But she was mad, it was a fact. ”

Another little guy persuaded, "Go back." It's boring. Who is reconciled with you? It is not certain whether the child in the womb is dead or alive! ”

An old man in Shangguan Mansion was going to drink tea, but suddenly a concubine actually gave him loose tea that was poisonous. Angry, the old man took the horsewhip hanging on the wall and whipped the concubine who had not been favored for many years with tea. When this little concubine saw that no one was helping her, she was already cold in her heart, and she instantly turned black.

This little concubine suddenly broke out and hurt people. With a good martial arts, this concubine in her thirties tore off the arms of this old man one after another. Then he blinded the old man's eyes. And deliberately spit out a mouthful of black mist at this old man. Then she spit out black mist at the slave concubines in the house. Then she escaped with a strange trick.

Many other subordinates are talking about the Shangguan family's unfavorable year this time, and something big must happen.

Not long after this happened, the respected old lady Huang suddenly passed away. Sure enough, the people's arguments came true.

There is a saying among the subordinates that this family has this old lady Huang Tian, and she has a little aristocratic face. Now that Mrs. Huang is dead, I am afraid that the family's anger will be exhausted.

Before long, everyone was kneeling and crying in every corner of the house. Because the most respected Mrs. Huang died, no one could support this family.

Half a day later

Shangguan Guanyu returned to his home and saw the funeral. Shangguan Guanyu didn't forget to smile at my neighbor's daughter when he passed by me. Then he was happy to change his clothes.

I disguised myself as Sun Yiyi, the third lady of the neighbor's family.

This Sun Yiyi doesn't have any shelf, and he never bullies people. So many people have a very good impression of Sun Yiyi.

I looked at the white things in this house, and I left this house through the back door. No one thinks it's wrong. I'm not from this family.

Shangguan's family cried all day. In the evening, bad luck and misfortune followed. It turned out that there were five old men in this family. The most important thing is the second master, followed by the eldest master. The three masters, the four masters, and the five masters are all straw bales.

It was the old man who had just beaten someone with a whip in the house.

Anyway, these two masters arrested the people of the criminal department with shackles and chains. The guests of this family were so frightened that they ran away.

Before the matter was over, the family was surrounded by officers and soldiers. for a felony has come. This family is the most innocent, so many people are angry to death. He began to curse loudly at the head of the house. Sure enough, it was very useful.

The officers and soldiers outside were not deaf, so they all listened. The concubines or concubines or ladies or young masters or masters who were proud in the past were all unlucky anyway. None of them can escape.

After dawn

The entire family was taken away by the Criminal Department.

Sun Yiyi's family is just a neighbor, and it is a little troublesome, but my father is just locked in a light cell. I don't think I'll be fine.

I went to jail for more than three hours

Half in the morning

The white affairs of the Shangguan family are really miserable. Every member of the Shangguan family was demoted to an official slave at one time.

Especially the daughter of the Shangguan family, who was originally high, has also become a lowly official slave.

I had just left my cell. When I passed by the five young ladies of the Shangguan family, I rushed over and kicked these five people hard. And then I walked away in triumph.

Anyway, these five people don't have a slave gang anymore, and they can't get their prestige in the past. After I left, all the other slaves and maids in the house rushed over and punched and kicked the five young ladies. Unexpectedly, the four young ladies were killed on the spot, and the young lady who survived and died of her injuries did not last long.

About forty minutes later

The young lady survived and died of her injuries. But the maid and mother-in-law who were involved were still very angry, so she went to fight the wife, concubine, and young master of the official family.

Strange to say, none of the jailers stopped him.

More than half an hour later

I pretended to be a slave and found Shangguan Guanyu. He was unkempt, and his hands and feet seemed to be broken. I picked up a wooden stick on the ground and rushed to the corner of the prison to beat Shangguan Guanyu and continue to beat him violently.

"Don't hit me! Don't hit me! I don't want to die! I don't want to die! Don't hit me! Don't hit me! ”

The bigger I get, the angrier I get, and no one can stop me. I even pulled out his hair. It's still hard to get rid of the hatred in my heart.

Shangguan Guanyu no longer has the majesty of the past. He is a delirious lost dog, trembling all over, and it can be said that there is no pity for him.

I still couldn't get rid of the hatred in my heart, and continued to pounce on him, biting him fiercely and beating him angrily. One passed by Lang Zhong who didn't like it, and walked into the vain with a random needle in my brain, and I just felt sleepy and fell asleep.

I fainted like this, but I slept very deeply, and it was very fragrant.

Shangguan Guanyu is like coming to beat me and avenge himself. Lang Zhong couldn't stand it anymore, and he also pricked Shangguan Guanyu in the head, and Shangguan Guanyu also felt sleepy, so he fell asleep in the end. Also slept very deeply.

A female prisoner passing by outside saw this scene and said, "This man has failed this woman." Needless to say, it must be so. I could have guessed with my eyes closed. The man must have betrayed the woman. ”

A female prisoner passing by outside saw this scene and said, "The key is that this kind of thing is known to this woman." Oops, it must be another woman who has shamelessly done something unscrupulous with this man. ”

A female prisoner passing by outside saw this scene and said, "Alas, this kind of thing is all over the world anyway. If you don't look away a little, you're really angry with yourself. Why bother? I said, sister, you can look away a little. ”

A female prisoner passing by outside saw this scene and said, "There are so many dogs and men in the world, why are you angry?" It's not worth it to be angry! How much I care about my stomach. What a loss outweighs the loss! Blame the pitiful. That's infuriating. ”

A female prisoner passing by outside saw this scene and said: "It is really uncomfortable to give a man the taste of betrayal!" Oops,,! I, an outsider, are so angry! ”

Two days later

I woke up. This Shangguan Guanyu is pulling my hair and then making a fake whip to put on his head. When I woke up, I went to give him five big slaps.

Shangguan Guanyu scolded angrily: "What did I offend you? Why did you hit me? Why are you pulling my hair bare? I'm not a bald monk! I've already told the adults. You are guilty of the same sin as me! I'll give you half of the sin! ”

I was so angry that I just reached out and strangled him.

Shangguan Guanyu was so frightened that it was and urine, so it was not ugly.

Shangguan Guanyu had no choice but to give in and beg for a favor: "Okay, good, female king, female insect." You are the king. You are the Queen Mother. You disturb the people! You're going to spare the little people! Queen Mother! The Queen Mother spares her life! I don't want to die! You've beaten me so hard! You're crazy! I hate you all my life! ”

I sighed and had to take my hand. I followed Guan Guanyu and said, "I'll beat you every day." I'm going to beat you every day! ”

When Shangguan Guanyu heard this, he was naturally dumbfounded, he was afraid of me. He sighed and turned his back, too lazy to talk to me.

Five days later

Shangguan Guanyu has become my little servant as I wish. I lazily walked on the ground, and Shangguan Guanyu lazily hugged me. The two of us seem to be very close. The point is that I am the master, and the double crown jade is responsible for serving me and taking care of my pot-bellied woman.

Shangguan Guanyu suddenly said to me: "My child has not been found. I don't want to die! I miss the kids! Children are my only relatives! You look for your man! I want to find my child with that woman! I miss my children. What if you are bullied? I can't do anything right now. ”

I followed Guan Guanyu and said flatly: "You are now my private property anyway. You're just going to serve me well. I'm not convenient either! As for your kid, it's all right. As long as you escape the pain of prison, you will be fine. Kill yourself and ask for more blessings! ”

When Shangguan Guanyu heard this, he was surprised that I finally calmed down without getting angry, and I took the initiative to hold him and refused to let go.

Shangguan Guanyu was very reluctant and just wanted to push me away. He said to me very firmly: "I want to find a child, I don't have time to pay attention to you, you go by yourself." Go to another cell. I'm going to find that slut for the rest of my life. I'm going to find my son. I miss my son. I miss it so much! ”

I comforted Shangguan Guanyu and said, "You don't have to worry, she is a martial arts master, it's okay." She is simply a martial arts master who comes and goes without a trace, and the dragon can't see the end of the hand. How could anything happen to her? You are blessed with a great life, leaving a lone seedling. Maybe in a few years, you can still save the child from prison. ”

Shangguan Guanyu said: "There is another woman who told me that she had an abortion. She's a shameless slut. I couldn't hook up in the past. With wild seeds, they have to plant me on the head. I have nothing to do with her. This slut sent me a message. She said it had been knocked out. Call me dead. I died laughing. Sure enough, it's a slut. ”

Shangguan Guanyu said: "Many women want to pester me. It's fragrant, many, many women who want to hook up with me. Find ways to frame my reputation. I haven't had many women in my life. Hardly more than ten. As a man, I am also a good man. Hehehe. You have a good eye. ”

I said to him, "So you think you're a good man?" After you have been beaten so much, you have washed and washed? You're so simple-minded! I hate scumbags and scumbags the most in my life! That's why I hit you hard. Although you and I have no grudges, you are a scumbag and a scumbag! ”

Shangguan Guanyu smiled bitterly: "I have no grievances with you, you can beat me so hard and so vicious." You're so ruthless. You're no longer a shrew. You're a big mother. It was Wu Song who killed the one. I decided to name my son Tiger. No, the name Wu Song Tiger ate you. ”

Shangguan Guanyu smiled bitterly: "If you dare to beat me, I will beat you hard." Do you think it's for nothing to beat me? I'm telling you, I'm not a bully. If it weren't for the fact that you were a woman, you really thought I couldn't beat you. I'm telling you, you and I have nothing to do with each other. You have to hug me, and I don't have to hug you. ”

I laughed and said, "Pillow! Small pillows come here! I'm the kind of person who has used pillows since I was a child. To put it bluntly, it's nostalgia. Especially the cover rolls, it's really nostalgic. I don't use my old stuff, I can't sleep. Oops, I'm recognizing the bed and missing the old! Oops, hard work! I can't even sleep in my cell! I'm pitiful. ”

Unexpectedly, Shangguan Guanyu smiled: "No wonder you are so fierce? Sure enough, you were very fierce, and you hit me. You hit me. I've remembered it for the rest of my life. You punch me one hundred and twenty-two. And countless small fists. You have a trick, you secretly hit me with a small fist. All the children in your stomach beat me. You mothers and sons are so fierce! I want revenge! ”

I smiled and said, "Hug! Small pillows! Stop arguing! ”

Shangguan Guanyu smiled bitterly: "I can't escape, you are more fierce than me!" I'm miserable. Hit you stranger. My family is down, I'm nothing. Forget it, there's no way. What will I do in the future? ”

I casually said, "You can go to my house for me." I'll give you food, you'll be clothed, you'll be sheltered. You are my scholar. It's much better than in prison. ”