Chapter 34: This Egg Is Not an Egg
Lin Xiaohe and Lichen did not take a car, but chose to hike to Baiyun Temple.
This is the meaning of dust.
In a hurry, we often miss a lot of the beauty of life.
On the way to walk, watching people come and go, flowers blooming, you can taste the mystery of life.
All living beings, like a picture scroll spread out, can inadvertently touch the tenderness in the heart.
The Jindan realm's progress towards Yuanying is not simply the accumulation of vitality, but also the ethereal heavenly way.
Every grass and tree, every mountain and every water is the way of heaven.
If you want to touch it, it is nothing more than to blend in with it and concentrate on it.
Lin Xiao doesn't have so much obsession with cultivation.
Inexplicably entered this door, inexplicably continued to move forward, and everything was more casual than dust.
What he was interested in was the egg in his hand.
Whether it's a goose egg, a chaos egg, or an egg, it always depends on hatching.
No, Lin Xiaogang passed by a market and bought an old hen from an old lady.
When he was sleeping in the wild in the evening, Lin Xiao was impatient to take out the eggs and release the hens.
The egg was lying there quietly, unremarkable.
The hen is a good hen, and when she saw the egg, she didn't need Lin Xiao's urging to rush over happily. When he got closer, he arched his head and sat down.
Mother's love is great. Lin Xiao thought.
Lichen also came over to see the excitement: "Incubated? It seems to be a poultry without a doubt. We think too much. ”
Before the words fell, a bolt of lightning pierced the night sky, impartial, and landed on the top of the hen's head.
The eggs were intact, and the hen became a roast chicken.
In the silent wilderness, in addition to the stunned two, there is also the smell of meat wafting out of the roast chicken.
What the heck?
Autumn weather, no wind and no rain, a thunderbolt out of thin air, self-roast chicken, coincidence or illusion?
Thinking of the hand that used to play with the egg, Lin Xiaoxiao's heart trembled involuntarily.
Won't you bake me alive someday?
"Dust, bring the eggs." Lin Xiao commanded.
Lichen glanced at Lin Xiao with disdain, but he didn't hesitate and went straight to get the egg.
The lightning did not reappear.
Lin Xiao patted his chest and made a false alarm.
Seeing that this roast chicken is not bad, it is shameful to waste it, Lin Xiao is greedy for insects, how can he take care of the eggs in Chen's hands, and only think about destroying the enemy.
looked at Lin Xiao, who was feasting, speechlessly, and silently poured a sip of wine, which was extremely spicy.
When passing by the market on the second day, Lin Xiao disappeared again. When I saw him come back, he was carrying a flower duck in his hand.
Don't guess, this kid must not give up on hatching eggs.
I didn't have the heart to hurry, so Lin Xiao pulled the dust and went into the grove.
Flower duck and hen in the same state, seeing the egg, inexplicably excited, fluttering wings, no matter whether it is a butt, look at this look or a face of enjoyment.
But after a moment of enjoyment, the familiar thunder and lightning fell from the sky, and the flower duck was directly scorched by the thunder on the outside and tender on the inside, and there was still a smile on his face when he fell.
At this time, Lin Xiao's little heart was also broken.
Fools can see that this egg must not be an ordinary egg.
"Dusty, the egg is a little weird!" Lin Xiao approached the egg and looked at it carefully.
The bald head of the dust also came over, nodded and said, "It can't be really a chaos bastard, right?" ”
"I'll have to try again!" After speaking, Lin Xiao flashed out of the grove. After a while, he fled back to the forest with a big goose in his hand.
There is no accident, an egg, a roast duck, and a roast goose, just so tempting in front of the eyes of the two.
Lin Xiao drooled and said secretly, what a demon!
If it's really chaotic, it's exciting to think about, it's a legend!
After dusting, he took the egg back, Rao is such a calm person, and he was also shocked at this time.
Although the two of them are cultivators and are above the world, they still can't suppress the waves in their hearts in the face of ancient legends.
"Lin Xiao, what should I do?" The dust is out of ideas.
If it's chaos, it's a curse or a blessing, God knows.
"You say, if the Cypriot hatches under his buttocks, will he be struck by lightning?" Lin Xiao's brain hole has always been beyond the reach of the dust.
This time, Chenxue was obedient, obeyed, and stuffed the egg under Lin Xiao's ass at the speed of light.
it! Monk, you are murder!
Lin Xiao, who was squatting, only felt that the sky was thundering, like a monkey jumping towards a big tree like a spring.
Unfortunately, the price of panic is to choose an old pine tree.
The pine leaves are like needles, Lin Xiao is like a hedgehog, and the blood is rich.
People who are harmless to humans and animals will cause harm, and every minute will kill people.
So, don't mess with honest people.
Lin Xiao cried with a sad face, sat under the pine tree and pulled out the pine needles one by one, greeting the monk more than a thousand times.
A place of pine needles, a place of blood and tears.
The eggs on the ground, at some point, moved, and rolled toward the pine needles as if they were alive.
Is this the legendary fuck off?
The pine needles in that place also seemed to be inspired, as if attracted by magnets, ten thousand arrows were sent around the egg.
The egg became a living ball of thorns.
The eggs trembled violently, and a strong suction force came from all around the space.
blood, which targets blood stains on pine needles.
The blood stains on the countless pine needles began to wriggle and converge, and finally melted into beads of blood the size of rice grains, flashing and disappearing on the eggshell.
This egg is not a good egg. The scene in front of him made Lin Xiao a little creepy.
A drop of blood doesn't seem to satisfy an egg.
It stared at Lin Xiao, and the smell of blood on Lin Xiao's body made it crazy.
Lin Xiao could feel its greedy eyes.
The egg began to spin wildly, and Lin Xiao's figure involuntarily slid towards it.
Nima, this is to suck my blood dry!
The power of Lin Xiao's five elements was running wildly, and Lichen also stepped forward, blocking the capacity, and the result was simple and rude, and it directly shook and flew.
In an instant, the egg was between Lin Xiao's eyebrows.
The wound caused by the pine needles between the eyebrows was torn, and a line of blood flew out and went straight into the egg.
The eggs that were originally white-shelled faintly glowed red, flashing with the rhythm of Lin Xiao's pulse.
The blood line is getting thicker and thicker, and the appetite of the little egg is not small, like a bottomless pit.
With the disappearance of blood and qi, Lin Xiao's face turned pale, his legs were like marshmallows, swaying, and his eyes did not appear superimposed.
And the egg didn't look like it stopped at all, like a starving ghost reincarnated, swallowed by a whale.
It seems that this is going to die at the hands of an egg.
I think I'm a hero in the world, and I was killed by an egg in the end, and when I say it, I don't make people laugh off their underwear.
Shameless, ashamed of the ancestors and ancestors!
At this moment, Lin Xiao's arm was hot, and Xuanyuan Jinlong came uninvited.
As soon as the golden dragon came out, it was full of momentum, a dragon roared, and the dragon's claws slapped horizontally, and the poor egg was slapped directly into a puddle before he understood what was going on.
When is the golden dragon so fierce? Lin Xiao was stunned and amazed.
As everyone knows, the dragon is the top existence of the ancients, which ancient beast does not tremble when he sees it, and the natural coercion can make most of the ancient beasts bow down.
The egg in front of you seems to be no exception.
The golden dragon stepped on the egg with one claw, and his eyes were angry and could breathe fire, and the little beast dared to provoke the dragon clan, and he was impatient.
If you don't shoot you to a mess, it's hard to understand the hatred in your heart.
"Well, Boss, can you get your dragon to take the claws away! There's something to say. The egg that sucked Lin Xiao's blood and Lin Xiao's heart were connected, trembling and sending his thoughts.
"Damn, it's over with something to say? You almost sucked me dry, I had to make you a poached egg. Lin Xiao was also afraid for a while when he remembered the experience just now, how could he spare it.
"You dare! I am Chaos, one of the four great divine beasts of the ancients. You're getting impatient! ”
This egg is not an egg, which really confirms Lin Xiao's guess.
"Yo? Dare to resist, the more you resist, the more excited I am, Long'er, step on it for me, I'll make firewood. Sample, I can't cure you anymore! You're a dime an egg in my eyes. ”
The golden dragon got Lin Xiao's instructions, and naturally he would not leave his strength under the dragon's claws.
"Boss, boss, let Brother Long lightly, it's about to crack, it's cracking! I surrender, in the future, only the boss will saddle before and after the horse, you have me, and Brother Long, the world is ours. "Chaos begged for mercy quickly.
"I don't believe you. You, who knows what bad intentions you have? Maybe you swallow it that day. No, I'll have to cook you anyway to see if Chaos is ravioli-flavored. ”
Lin Xiao is also a ruthless person, the words of the fierce beast can be believed, and the rooster can lay eggs. Empty words, turning faces ruthlessly. …
Chaos fell silent, as if he was making up his mind.
After a long time, it said, "Let's make a deal!" ”
"Don't do it!" Lin Xiaohui was simply.
When you have the initiative, you are a fool to make a trade. Today, in Lin Xiao's opinion, the matter of chaos not letting some blood is over.
"You ......" Chaos was a little angry, as an ancient divine beast, when had he ever been so insulted?
"What's wrong with me?" Lin Xiao's eyes flashed with a cold light.
"Boss, you have strange bones, chic and uninhibited, and you have too much personality." Chaos is also a master of the wind and the rudder.
Lin Xiao stopped talking, quietly watching the chaos, and the surroundings became deathly silent.
Under Lin Xiao's instructions, Jin Long is still pressurizing.
"Stop! Top dog. I'm convinced. ”
Chaos said, a drop of golden blood slowly seeped out from the eggshell, floating in front of Lin Xiao.
"Boss, this is my natal soul blood. You take it! Since then, we have lived together and shared weal and woe. That's all right, right? There was a bit of weakness and unwillingness in the wonton's voice.
Lin Xiao wants this result, if the beast doesn't take care of it, his life will be in danger.
Under Lin Xiao's acceptance, the golden soul blood melted into Lin Xiao's eyebrows.
At this time, Lin Xiao could clearly feel the chaotic breathing and heartbeat, and in the dark, there seemed to be a thread holding each other.
The broken line also means the end of the lives of the two people.
Chaos didn't lie to itself.
Thinking of this unexpected surprise, Lin Xiao couldn't help but be overjoyed.
The dust came, the wind was dusty, and it was covered in mud.
"Dust, what are you?" Lin Xiao was puzzled.
"The power of this egg is so raw that it catapulted me directly into the drainage ditch ten miles away." A hint of chagrin flashed across Lichen's face.
"Haha, dust, don't worry! I'll ask my little beast to make you a barbecue to eat. How about a grilled eggplant? Lin Xiao took out a big eggplant from the bag beside him as if he were juggling.
"Chaos, let's get started! Pay attention to the heat later, the thunder and lightning can't be too strong, I'll cook you if it's scorched! Lin Xiao smiled and began to process the eggplant.
Chaos: "....... ”