Chapter 35 Becoming Popular on the Internet
All the way forward, because of the addition of chaos, the road is not boring.
At least in Lin Xiao's opinion, life has improved a lot.
Chaos is a qualified mobile barbecue.
The dignified beast has fallen like this, and there is always a time to pick a child.
However, as soon as the golden dragon comes out, it must be coaxed.
Lichen suddenly regretted coming out with this goods, although his concentration has not wavered in the slightest, but Lin Xiao barbecues wine every day because of chaos, and eats with a mouth full of oil, but he is a wild vegetarian, no matter how he looks at it, he looks like he was abused.
Life is not only about what is in front of you, but also about endless life all the way.
On this day, watching Lin Xiao gobble up, Chaos finally couldn't hold back his hunger.
Chaos Eggs don't need butt incubation, but they do need nutrients.
"Boss, you see me so well-behaved, please do something!" Chaos Dao.
"What's the matter? Hurry up! Lin Xiao tore off a chicken leg and said impatiently.
"I'm hungry!" Chaos came quietly.
Lin Xiao stopped what he was doing, and looked at the chaos egg vigilantly, his eyes were not good.
Chaos saw that the signs were wrong, and quickly explained: "Boss, I also need nutrition, but I don't need more, two taels at a time is enough!" Otherwise, my birth will be far away, how can I help the boss to make contributions? ”
"! Still two? Shall you drink? Lin Xiao was a little unlucky.
However, he is not a stingy lord, for Chaos's saddle in the past few days, his fingertips swiped his arms, and blood spilled directly towards Chaos.
No more, no less, two or two, Lin Xiao sealed the wound, ate seven minutes full, and ordered it to the end. Chaos is obviously still a little unfinished, but the trickle of water can't provoke the lord in front of him.
Due to the moisture of the blood, the Chaos Egg was noticeably larger.
"Thank you, Boss!" Chaos sycophants slapped in time, "With the help of the boss, after seven hundred and forty-nine days, I will make a divine beast that pulls the wind." ”
"What? Seventy-seven forty-nine days? Shall I feed you for forty-nine days? Lin Xiao felt that he had stepped into a pit.
"That boss, don't worry, it's not every day, it's good to do it seven days in a row every month. One day less, all the work is wasted, and you have to start all over again. So Boss, I'm going to have to let you flow some tomorrow! Chaos whispered.
"Banana, you hammer! You're my woman, bloodletting seven days a week? Let your grandma go, what's in it for me? Lin Xiaoqi was rude.
The chaos egg rolled to Lin Xiao's feet and rubbed Lin Xiao's words: "Boss, you will harvest a peerless macho." ”
Lin Xiao kicked the egg away with one kick, rolled the calf, and there was no unequaled macho man, and the unequaled dog legs were almost the same.
The next day, when Chaos brazenly followed Lin Xiao, Lin Xiao finally relented.
The cannon he made an appointment with tears will be finished.
Seven consecutive days of bloodletting, Lin Xiao was also a little unbearable, his face was as pale as a zombie's face, and he walked frivolously, as if he was stepping on cotton.
Lin Xiao suddenly felt the greatness of a woman, and she bled all her life, but she still survived strongly. In this world, women are immortal Xiaoqiang.
At this time, the chaos also underwent obvious changes, and the continuous transmission of blood made its volume skyrocket, and the backpack could not be stuffed at all.
Therefore, carrying has become a problem that Lin Xiao needs to face.
I had no choice but to cross the twist knot and carry it on my back.
Along the way, passers-by have been sideways.
What a big egg, what a man with an egg on his back.
Even if it is dusty, it is full of smiles, and it is really hard to hold back.
I don't know who was the first to spread it on the Internet, in the Internet era, Lin Xiao became an Internet celebrity.
There is an endless stream of people from all over the world, which also makes Lin Xiao understand that there are so many idle and panicked people in this world.
All kinds of gods gathered, and Lin Xiao and Chen's journey instantly turned into a turtle crawl. The white chaos egg was touched black by someone.
Chaos was very angry, if it weren't for Lin Xiao's suppression, the lightning would have smashed into everyone's face.
At first, Lin Xiao still felt a little interesting, especially when many little sisters were clamoring to give birth to Lin Xiao, there was always a little bit of self-satisfaction in their hearts.
Historically, the admiration of females has been a medal that never fades for males.
The star is obviously not so easy to be, and slowly, Lin Xiao got tired of it. Especially after Qi Xiangqiu called Yin Yang and asked why there were so many photos of his little sister on the Internet, Lin Xiao was frightened and immediately gathered his thoughts.
The avenue can't be walked, so I have to pick up the deserted sheep intestine trail day and night.
Just like that, a man with an egg on his back suddenly appeared in front of everyone, and miraculously disappeared.
The whole world is clean, and there is only the legend of a strange man.
It seems that Lin Xiao's life has many legends.
On the white clouds, the towering white cloud view.
The world-famous Taoist boss did not stand in the bustling city and accept people's worship. Instead, in a western border town, Aoki Town, he silently continued his incense.
If you want to enter the White Cloud Temple, you must pass through Aoki Town.
This is also the first time that Lin Xiao has entered the public's attention in the past two months.
Not surprisingly, Lin Xiao caused a sensation in Aoki Town again.
For a while, the alley was empty.
After all, this is the legendary man who carries the egg, and the egg seems to be much bigger.
Lichen had already been squeezed aside by the crowd and fell quietly, only Lin Xiao was surrounded by everyone, and it was difficult to move an inch.
The chaos egg was put up and down, and Lin Xiao was also put up and down.
The feeling of being touched is really not very good, and Lin Xiao can't be mad, so he doesn't stretch out his hand to hit the smiling person.
Only Chaos has struck!
A few bolts of lightning pierced the sky, and the crowd was startled, followed by a few, impartial, sycamore in the middle of the road.
The hugging wood broke off in response.
Everyone was frightened, and no one wanted to taste the taste of being thundered, so they couldn't care about chasing stars and dispersed in a hurry.
Lin Xiao smiled bitterly, and was about to continue moving forward with Lichen.
Unexpectedly, five people blocked the way in front of him.
Look at it like a ruffian.
The first person, estimated to be in his thirties, with big flower arms, white vest, oily hair and powdered face, a pair of flip-flops and a pair of sunglasses, deeply betrayed his taste.
Why are hooligans so virtuous? Can't you be a rascal? This is the biggest question mark in Lin Xiao's mind.
The rogue's opening remarks are the same routine.
"Stop, what are you looking at me?" It's the same as the movie.
"What are you doing?" Lin Xiao cooperated with his performance.
"Hey! The kid is quite sideways! Know who this is not? Aoki Town Duan Ye, the day of Aoki Town! Which green onion are you? Speak so! The thug behind Duan Ye yelled.
"I, the Black Master of the Nine Dragons!" Lin Xiao has the heart to tease these goods.
"Grass, little cub, there's a kind! Dare to call me a lord! I'm an adult, I don't care about you, and I leave the eggs behind me. Today I will spare you. Duan Ye's eyes flashed, and he had a chaotic idea.
"How dare the little one make a mistake in front of Duan Ye, my name is Hei Ye! Duan Ye likes it, take it, and make a friend. Lin Xiao suddenly had a ghost idea in his heart and showed weakness.
As he spoke, Lin Xiao quickly took the chaos egg on his back and put it in front of Duan Ye.
"Boy, it's quite interesting, I like you! Later, when you go to Aoki Town, report the name of the master, here, you walk sideways. Duan Ye patted his chest and spat flying.
The remaining four subordinates went to move the chaos eggs at the signal of Duan Ye.
The Chaos Egg is standing there.
"Master Duan, how does this egg feel electrified, it's a little numb." Duan Ye's subordinates shouted.
"Hurry up, what's the nonsense?" Duan Ye said impatiently.
Eggs that are almost one person high, how can they be so easy to move? A few people were holding back their green tendons, but the eggs didn't move.
Duan Ye was angry and scolded: "It's just a dung machine, a deflated calf thing, shouting every day that Lao Tzu is invincible in the world, and he can't get an egg." ”
Duan Ye came to the egg, his anger sank into the dantian, the horse took a step, the muscles of his arms were highlighted, and he looked like a practitioner.
With the combined efforts of the five, the egg moved. But before they could laugh, an electric arc flashed on the eggshell.
What the heck? The five people were directly knocked to the ground by electricity, and their bodies convulsed.
"Boss, I'll just say there's electricity!" One of them said spasmodically.
The matter did not end, the chaos egg that fell in place swayed and pressed towards the five people.
impartially, pressed the five people squarely, and rolled their eyes.
In the words of a biology teacher, five chromosomes are neatly arranged on the equatorial plate, and an egg is pressed on the body.
With this strength, the in the stomach is about to be crushed into baked cakes.
The five of them wailed and struggled, but the chaos egg was as calm as a mountain.
Duan Ye was the first to react, such a heavy egg, this kid can carry it on his back, and he must not be a simple character.
However, Duan Ye can't be cowardly, especially in front of his subordinates.
"Boy, don't you play tricks with Duan Ye? Hurry up and let Duan Ye go, or I'll let you know why the flowers are so red! Duan Ye said ruthlessly.
"Oh, really?" Lin Xiao squatted down, patted Duan Ye's face, and said, "Duan Ye, how about I change your hairstyle?" ”
As soon as the words fell, the chaos egg's whole body flashed with lightning, and the five people were completely shrouded in lightning. The terrible screams were endless.
The taste of being electrocuted is always unpleasant.
How can the five of them still have half a human form, with a male face, with small African curly hair with a burnt smell, and they look like they have been abused thousands of times.
However, Lin Xiao did not let Chaos die, although he looked miserable, he did not hurt his muscles and bones, it was just a lesson.
"Convincing or not?" Lin Xiao said with a smile.
"I'm not convinced!" Unexpectedly, Duan Ye was still a hard bone, which made Lin Xiao a little admired.
"I can see it. You, like the people in the White Cloud Temple, have great abilities. I'm planted this time! However, I am not a muddy persimmon, my brother is the worship of Baiyun Temple. I'm not afraid of you! Duan Ye stiffened his neck and shouted.
"Oh?" Lin Xiao became interested, "Baiyunguan is the leader of the righteous path, your brother knows that you are like this, I'm afraid it will be strange if he doesn't break your ass." ”
"To tell you the truth, I am the one who helped my brother collect the curiosities. I take a fancy to your eggs, that is, my brother takes a fancy to you. You watch it, otherwise there will be times when you regret it. Duan Ye said disdainfully.
Lin Xiao didn't answer, and with a wave of his hand, the chaos egg left several people's bodies, "Let's go!" If you want eggs, you can ask your brother to pick them up himself. ”
"Okay, you've got it! Wait! Duan Ye took his subordinates, left a cruel word, and left in embarrassment.
"Dust, it looks like we're in trouble again!" Lin Xiao smiled bitterly.
Lichen patted Lin Xiao's shoulder and said, "In this world, even if it is right, there is filth. That's why you and I exist, isn't it? ”
Lin Xiao nodded and resolutely embarked on the road to Baiyun Temple.
Even if the demons are rampant on the road ahead, I have my own determination to let the ashes disappear and return to the world.