Chapter 105: Rushing Duck, Struggling Duck
Lin Fan was startled, and just as he wanted to ask, he saw Xiaohong running to Lin Fan with a pair of slippers, and then put the slippers at Lin Fan's feet. The fox's face was full of flattery, as if it was full of "Lin Fan, I'm here to please you." ”
Lin Fan instinctively sensed that something was wrong, but he didn't say anything, he wanted to see what tricks these three critics could come up with.
quietly put on slippers and praised Xiaohong casually: "Xiaohong is good, her ideological consciousness is very high, and she even knows how to honor me." ”
Listening to Lin Fan's praise, Xiaohong was very happy, and the three fire tails behind her were raised high, and they swayed irregularly, like a ...... Wagging tail begging pug.
Ignoring the pug, Lin Fan walked straight to the refrigerator. Even though it's already September, which is theoretically autumn, the weather is still hot today.
Sure enough, there is never autumn in the south, and the seasons only switch back and forth between summer and winter.
Lin Fan, who had been basking in the sun for a day, his first thought when he got home at this time was to drink a bottle of ice Coke, and then put a Ge You paralyzed on the sofa, ah, why is life so comfortable.
However, before he could walk a few steps, Xiaobai had already understood his thoughts, and hurriedly took three steps and two steps, and rushed to the door of the refrigerator.
Then he opened the refrigerator door, and the bone claws quickly poked out and quickly retracted, only to come back with a bottle of ice cola condensed with water droplets in his hand. A series of movements are extremely skillful, done in one go, just like a common demeanor.
Then everyone's demeanor Xiaobai walked up to Lin Fan with an ice coke fart, knelt down on one knee, and offered the ice coke in his hand like a treasure.
Lin Fan was even more surprised, he was courteous and courteous, either a traitor or a thief, and he felt more and more that these three fools wanted to do something.
Ignoring them, he turned out the ice cola with his bare hands, and pulled the ring open with a click. Then he walked to the sofa, lay down lazily, and faced the three beasts in a paralyzed posture.
Xiaohong thought about it, and hurriedly trotted to Lin Fan, squatted down numbly, and gently put a pair of small paws on Lin Fan's thighs, and began to massage him.
Si Guoyi, comfortable. Little fox, there is a future.
The stupid bear on the side couldn't sit still when he saw that the two big brothers were competing to be the first to perform. walked over with heavy steps, raised a pair of bear paws and was about to massage Lin Fan's shoulders.
Looking at the size of this bear's paw, and then thinking about his little arm, Lin Fan immediately straightened up in fright, and shouted at the stupid bear: "Stop, I'm afraid that my delicate body can't withstand your destruction." ”
The stupid bear was not as startled as Lin Fan's roar, and stood in place, not daring to move.
I saw Lin Fan shook his head helplessly and said, "Say, what do you want to do?" I don't know you yet, you are not attentive to anything, you are either a traitor or a thief. ”
The three critics looked at each other for a long time, and finally Xiaohong took the lead in speaking: "Lin Fan, I'm hungry, I haven't eaten canned beef for a long time, I feel like I've lost weight." ”
Lin Fan was surprised: "Really? Haven't you been separated from your canned beef for less than a day? Do you have such a good relationship? ”
Xiaohong nodded desperately and said, "Mmmmmm, we have a very good relationship, I feel like I can't live without it, I can't live for a second, have you heard that the days are like years?" ”
Lin Fan touched his chin, made a contemplative gesture, and said after a long sound: "Since you can't live, then I will sell you to Africa tomorrow to slice it." ”
Xiaohong was stunned, this script is not right, how can you be so ruthless as a forest dog thief? However, in order not to be sold to Africa to slice slices, Xiaohong immediately zipped up her small mouth, squatted down silently, and then massaged Lin Fan.
Hmph, get rid of one.
Next, Lin Fan's eyes looked at the stupid bear and said, "What about you?" What's the matter with you? Let's hear it. ”
Originally, the stupid bear didn't dare to open his mouth when he saw Xiaohong's tragic condition, but Lin Fan took the initiative to ask, so he had to say: "What, I dreamed that the bear on TV was about to be killed by the bald head, master, you let me save him." ”
Lin Fan glanced at him obliquely, and said slowly: "Xiong Da will not be killed by the bald head, unless the series of bears infested is about to end, the dream you have is estimated to be a fake dream of three no-no products without a trademark, not allowed." ”
Silly Bear was defeated and defeated, and it seems that it will be a while before I reunite with Xiong Da. Woo woo, the first day of separation from Xiong Da, miss him.
Then, Lin Fan looked at Xiaobai again and said, "It's your turn, say it." ”
Xiaobai touched his skull bald head, and said angrily, "Master, I want to smoke." ”
Lin Fan pretended to be surprised: "If you want to smoke, go to the door of the refrigerator to guard, why are you looking for me?" At this point, the three spirit beasts were all defeated, and they were defeated under Lin Fan's thickest face in the ages, and they lost unjustly.
Looking at the three of them looking like they were in a daze, Lin Fan snorted coldly and said, "Enough, don't think I don't know what you're thinking, if you want to eat something delicious, you can." If you want to watch TV, you can. If you want to smoke, you can do it. ”
Hearing this, Xiaohong and the others' eyes lit up, and they looked at Lin Fan excitedly, looking forward to his next step.
"But, not right now!"
Nani, without such a twist, Xiaohong and the others suddenly returned to their state of being in a state of being in a state of being in a hurry.
Lin Fan didn't care anymore, but continued: "As long as you promise to train hard for me in this month and achieve excellent results in the competition in a month, you will have whatever you want at that time." The tone was like that of an old witch who had lured Snow White into eating a poisoned apple.
However, the three princesses Xiaohong, Silly Bear and Xiaobai are not deeply involved in the world, so they just eat him. Emmmm, Xiaohong felt that after a day of separation from canned beef, she could agree to even the harshest conditions.
Silly Bear: "The little red princess is right! ”
Xiaobai: "The little red princess is right! ”
Xiaohong: "......"
Seeing the three of them looking like they were resigned to what they said, Lin Fan felt that it was not good, the enthusiasm was still not enough, and it seemed that he had to add some fierce material.
So the old witch continued to persuade the three little princesses who were not deeply involved in the world: "Xiaohong, don't you like to eat delicious food?" As long as you behave well, I'll take you to eat all the food in the city, and eat as much as you want! ”
Nani, eat as much as you want? Lin Fan, are you sure you're not lying to me? You must know that there are not many restaurants that can withstand my Xiaohong's full strength.
"Silly bear, don't you like to watch TV? As long as you perform well, I will buy you a 60-inch high-definition large color TV, and you can watch it however you want when the time comes. ”
60-inch high-definition large color TV? I don't understand it, but it feels like it's powerful, and I don't know how powerful it is.
"Xiaobai, don't you like to smoke, as long as you behave well, you can smoke whatever you want when the time comes, and you don't have to smoke garbage cigarettes like Yin Spirit Grass anymore."
Nani, for me, Yin Spirit Grass is already a top-notch enjoyment, and the owner actually said that it is just garbage smoke? What would a really good cigarette look like? Xiaobai imagined that he would look like a local tyrant in a suit and leather shoes and a cigarette of several hundred yuan in the future, and couldn't help laughing.
The bones of the skeleton laughed and creaked, making Lin Fan, Xiaohong and the others show disdainful eyes, alas, it was really a country boy who had never seen the world.
So, under the flickering of the old witch Lin Fan, the three little princesses are now full of energy. I can't wait to run to the training room of the Analyst Guild to train immediately, oh happiness, I'm coming. Oh, good life, here I am.
Lin Fan didn't bother the three little ones, but just walked to the kitchen silently and started his cooking journey, otherwise, before he could start training, it was estimated that the three little ones would have to starve to death first.
In the early morning of the next day, even if he didn't have to go to school on weekends, Lin Fan still got up early and pulled the three little ones to get up. After breakfast, the group rushed to the analyst union.
Xiaobai began sword training, and Silly Bear did a series of strength and endurance exercises such as push-ups, sit-ups, squats, and weightlifting. Xiaohong, on the other hand, was immersed in difficult fire control training, and today he had to try to avoid the shooting of a row of guns.
Lin Fan did not accompany them, but went to deal with the mountain-like evolution case that he had left behind for a month.
Everyone is full of enthusiasm and momentum, marching towards a better and happy life in the future.