Silly Bear was confused: "Nani? ”

Xiaohong further explained: "As long as you die with your will, you can awaken the conscience that still remains in Lin Fan's heart, and then I can reunite with my delicious canned beef." ”

Silly Bear was silent for a moment, and after deep and serious thinking, he slowly spoke: "I think what you said is very reasonable, big brother, but I think I have just made a contract, will it not be enough in the master's heart?" Or...... Big brother, come on! ”

Xiaohong: "Ahem, no need, I just made a suggestion, and now it seems that this suggestion is obviously not very good." ”

Silly Bear didn't give up, and said: "Who said that, I think that the eldest brother can come up with such a strategy, it is really a strategy, Zhuge will be reincarnated." However, the little brother is soft-spoken, and he can't put this plan into action, so there is still Brother Lao. ”

Xiaohong was about to cry: "You can now, I have learned to use idioms in order to scare me, and I am also strategizing, Zhuge will be reincarnated." It was Zhou Yu who was strategizing, hurry up and go back to make up for the class, otherwise Lin Fan will feel ashamed to take you out in the future. ”

Silly Bear was puzzled: "No, I remember that it was Zhuge Liang on TV, did I remember wrong?" ”

Seeing that he diverted the attention of the stupid bear, Xiaohong hurriedly continued: "You must be mistaken, I, Xiaohong, have been with Lin Fan for seven or eight years, and I am familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics, so I will definitely not be wrong." Since I'm not wrong, you're wrong. ”

Silly Bear thought about it, as if this rotten dead fox had indeed been in the human world much longer than he had been, and it should be, probably, almost, that he would be a little smarter than himself.

So he stopped talking, but sneaked up to Xiao Bai, lowered his voice and asked, "Brother Bai, who is the strategizing referring to?" ”

Xiaobai is very excited, yo Xi, the little brother has finally come to ask me. Hurriedly said excitedly: "Well...... this"

Silly Bear thought he had lowered his voice, but he just lowered his voice like a bear's roar to the sound of a bear talking normally, and Xiaohong, who had been pricking up his ears all the time, heard the conversation between the two without much effort.

So before Xiaobai finished speaking, he jumped out and said impatiently: "You ask Lao Bai if he has a hammer to use, he has been in the big forest for the first half of his life, or I got him out with Lin Fan two months ago." ”

Xiaobai was not happy and said, "Why do you look down on people? The spirit beasts in the mountains can't learn? I've been following the teachings of our Monkey King, and I've been studying hard with my master as soon as I get out of the mountain. ”

Xiaohong: "24 tips for learning how to smoke in reverse?" ”

Xiaobai was speechless, and said angrily: "If I really know, what should you do?" ”

Xiaohong was very angry: "If you really know, I will have your surname from now on." ”

Xiao Bai showed a successful smile and said, "Okay, this is what you said, the stupid bear is still watching from the side, you can't play tricks at that time." ”

Xiaohong laughed: "I, the big red official, never cheat, because you didn't give me a chance to cheat." ”

Xiao Bai was not annoyed when he heard this, but just began to answer the stupid bear's question word by word, and he wanted to slap Xiao Hong's fox face with practical actions.

"Strategizing, moving: using, planning: calculating, by extension, strategy, and drapery: refers to the tabernacle of the army. The earliest came out of "Historical Records: Gaozu Benji", the original words are that the husband is strategizing, and the decisive victory is thousands of miles away, and I am not as good as the ovary.

It was Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, who used to praise Zhang Liang's words, and in later generations, historians felt that Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu used their soldiers like gods and had a unique military strategic vision, so they frequently used these two words on them. ”

After finishing speaking, Xiaobai didn't say anything, just looked at Xiaohong quietly.

Xiaohong made him look creepy, and instinctively wanted to refute, but he didn't know where to speak. Because...... This paragraph seems to be very esoteric, very awesome, emmmm Anyway, he Xiaohong can't understand it, it's very profound. ”

After finishing speaking, the stupid bear's gaze at Xiaobai completely changed. Oh roar, I didn't expect that Lao Bai, who has always been silent, is so learned from ancient and modern, and is constantly familiar with China and foreign countries.

It's just a model of life, oh no, a model of beasts, from now on, I would like to call you the most educated person under Lin Fan.

However, the next conversation between Xiaobai and Xiaohong simply shattered his views.

I saw Xiaobai say: "How is it?" I'm not so broad. ”

Xiaohong said sourly: "That's it, it's still a little worse than me." But I, Xiaohong, am willing to gamble and lose, and I will have your surname from now on.

You see, Lin Fan named you Xiaobai, so are you surnamed Xiao? Then if I have your surname, is it also a small surname? That's why I'm still called Xiaohong. ”

Xiaobai was stunned, and inexplicably felt that something was wrong, but the logic is really this logic, worthy of an old fox, you can make a small profit, I will never lose, the thief is cunning.

Looking at Lao Bai and Silly Bear's bewildered appearance, Xiaohong was also a little speechless, and said, "Why are you doing this, I obviously fulfilled my promise." ”

Xiaobai: "Thief, do you want face?" ”

Xiaohong scratched her head embarrassedly, and quickly changed the topic: "Lao Bai, you can know so much, if Lin Fan knows, he will definitely praise you." ”

Xiaobai shook his head and said, "Forget it, in fact, I don't know much at all." I secretly heard that sentence just now when the master was looking at the Hundred Schools' Forum, and I thought it was a good thing to write down. ”

Xiaohong: "Does that mean you don't know if I ask a random other question?" ”

Xiaobai nodded honestly and replied, "Yes." ”

Xiaohong looked at Xiaobai blankly, and was silent for a long time before he spit out a sentence faintly: "I lost so unjustly!" ”

Silly Bear listened to Xiaobai's words just now, and only felt that the five thunders were booming, brother, how did you do it? I just recognized you as a big brother, regarded you as a model of beasts, and wanted to be a lifelong learning object, but the next second you said that you were fake?

Look at the former eldest brother Xiaohong, hiss, terrifying, I actually changed two big brothers in just a few minutes. Could it be that I have some kind of magical attribute that whoever I think is the big brother will change?

If you really have this kind of property, do you still have it? Then I'll recognize the big brother if I can't beat it in the future, and I'll just keep admitting it, and sooner or later my stupid bear will become the strongest male silver on the whole earth, oh no, male beast.

Raised his eyes again and looked at the former big brother, and the former former big brother. Silly Bear sighed in his heart: "The times have changed in just a few minutes, you are all old, you can't do it anymore, you still have to rely on young people like me in the future, wow Ka ”

Then he gave Xiaohong and Xiaobai an arrogant look that swelled so much that they couldn't breathe, and then walked to the corner to the side and started training.

Xiaohong: "??? ”

Xiaobai: "??? ”

Is this little brother so inflated now? Or do you want to show us your colorful eyedrops?

......

For Lin Fan, today's life is full and happy, and it feels like time is passing quickly.

For Xiaohong Xiaobai and the other three, today's life is unusually boring, boring and difficult, looking at the sun still hanging in the sky, the thoughts of the three are unusually the same: Why don't you go down the mountain yet? Why hasn't Lin Fan come back yet?

Since today is Friday and tomorrow is the weekend, you can indulge a little, so Lin Fan had dinner out with Guo Ba and Lin Ziyi in the evening, and he didn't get home until seven or eight o'clock in the evening.

Walk up to your security door, pull out the key, and open the door, huh? Something is wrong, there is a murderous atmosphere!

When I looked closely, three pairs of green eyes were staring at me, uh, no, one of them was blue, which was too terrifying.

Lin Fan subconsciously wanted to turn around and run, but then he thought, no, isn't this my home? So he reached for the light switch on the wall, and with a snapping sound, the bright light illuminated the dark living room.

Seeing the scene in the living room clearly, Lin Fan breathed a sigh of relief, it's okay, it's just three strange things, not ghosts. "Why don't you turn on the lights at night, it scares me."

However, the three did not say anything, Lin Fan fixed his eyes, oh good, the three pairs of watery eyes were full of a complex and unfamiliar look, resentment, confusion, helplessness, impatience, commonly known as: Dead ghost, why did you come.