Chapter 101: You owe kicking the five elements
Xiaohong stole a glance at Silly Bear and Xiaobai, could it be that these two goods did something angry and resentful? It's not right, these two can't catch up with me in terms of their ability to make trouble, they don't have the strength of me to be a dead little prince.
Since it's not our business, it's something that doesn't go well outside. Emmmm, the truth, please call me Sherlock Holmes Jr. Wit Red.
So when your master is depressed and sad, as a senior licking dog, what should you do? Do you still need to think about it? Hurry up and lick my big tongue made of 24K pure gold.
This is obviously the perfect time for me to salvage for next month's dinner, wow Ka
However, the boss is always the last to appear, and it always takes a few little brothers to explore the way first, and if the situation is not right, retreat in time.
Thinking of this, the little red and black jewel-like eyes rolled around, and he said to the stupid bear: "Xiong Er, look, Lin Fan seems to be unhappy." ”
The stupid bear, who was eating with relish, was stunned, looked up, and sure enough, he saw Lin Fan's sad face.
So the stupid bear urn said angrily: "Master, what's wrong with you, why don't you eat." ”
Xiaohong was stunned, are you so direct? So he secretly kicked the stupid bear under the table, the stupid bear was puzzled, looked directly at Xiaohong, and asked, "Why are you kicking me?" ”
Xiaohong: "......, I see that you owe kick the five elements." ”
Damn, how can there be such a straight person...... Bears?
Lin Fan looked funny, shook his head and said, "I'm not hungry, you eat, stupid bear, you eat more." ”
Silly Bear said honestly: "Okay." "Then I accelerated my eating.
Xiaohong stroked her forehead with her claws, you didn't solve the root cause of the problem at all, no, you didn't even realize what the problem was.
Xiaohong silently picked up a chicken leg that was full of color and flavor, and carefully put it into Lin Fan's bowl.
Lin Fan looked at him suspiciously, his face full of black question marks.
Xiaohong said pitifully: "Lin Fan, I was wrong, I will never be greedy again, and I won't get into trouble in the future, don't be unhappy." ”
Xiao Bai, who had been bowing his head to eat the special undead creature food, also realized that something was wrong at this time, raised his head, and after some deep thought, said seriously: "Xiao Hong is right. ”
Xiaohong raised her eyebrows, thinking to herself, what do you want to do? Plagiarize me? Hurriedly continued: "I will never be lazy in the future, and I must train hard every day." ”
Xiaobai pondered for a moment, and said firmly: "Xiaohong is right. ”
Xiaohong was speechless, after you stopped smoking, it was very noisy and inflated, and then said: "I used to do wrong things to make you angry, but I won't in the future." ”
Xiaobai resolutely said: "Xiaohong is right! A skeletal face was full of sincerity.
Xiaohong almost vomited blood and died, believe it or not, I'll give you a mouthful of bursting fireballs? Don't bring this.,You're a little creative with plagiarism.,It's the same every time.。
Xiaohong was depressed, and he felt that his position as the king of licking dogs was being challenged.
Lin Fan looked at Xiaohong's aggrieved expression, and only felt that he wanted to laugh, but the depression in his heart did subside a lot. If you think about it carefully, although these three guys are a little strange and unreliable, they are one of the few relatives in this world.
Thinking about it again, it seems that since the awakening of his innate ability, his path to being a spirit master has been smooth sailing, but how can it be so easy to be a spirit master.
There is still a big gap between him and the really top young Tianjiao, and now it is normal to feel pressure in front of this kind of provincial-level competition.
The world is big, but it's small, so if you want to change the world, you need to start by changing yourself. Since he Lin Fan can't affect the game, let's start by making himself better.
Thinking about it this way, I am much more relieved. No matter what the outcome is, as long as you do your best in the process, isn't it?
Looking at Xiaohong, who was so aggrieved that she was almost angry, Lin Fan smiled helplessly, and said angrily: "Okay, don't make trouble, I will announce a big event." ”
Hearing this, Xiaohong and Xiaobai both pricked up their ears and waited for the battle, and Xiaohong was even ready to escape. Because the last time Lin Fan announced the so-called major event in this tone, it was the first post-war discussion and reflection conference, also known as the Xiaohong Criticism Conference.
So Xiaohong subconsciously thought that she was going to suffer again, but what she never expected was that this time it turned out to be a really big event.
I saw Lin Fan slowly elaborating on the relevant matters related to the Provincial High School Students' Imperial Spirit Man Contest in a calm tone, considering the cultural level of these three illiterate people, Lin Fan planned to speak in a more understandable way.
However, what he didn't expect was that he talked a lot, Xiaohong and the other three had a mess in their brains, and the only information they got was, what was he talking about? It seems to be very powerful, anyway, I don't understand, forget it, just applaud.
So Xiaohong took the lead and applauded, Lin Fan was speechless, what do you mean by applauding? Show me your well-developed hand muscles?
"Do you understand what I'm saying?"
The three hurriedly turned into nodding machines, and their small heads and big heads clicked quickly. Lin Fan looked at the three foolish and diligent looks, and said in his heart, why don't I believe it?
So he simply asked, "Silly bear, do you understand?" , then tell me what I said. ”
Silly Bear was stunned, why did he just pick me to answer the question? Don't you understand me, the master of IQ? I think you're just sincerely embarrassed by my stupid bear.
The stupid bear said intermittently and cautiously in a state of bewilderment: "Uh, go...... Fighting with people? ”
Lin Fan immediately said loudly: "Well, that's a good point, everyone applauds." ”
Immediately there was a burst of violent applause.
Silly Bear was even more confused, thinking to himself, is this okay? Could it be that my stupid bear is not stupid, but a spirit beast wizard that is rare to see in a hundred years?
Ignoring the idea of the silly bear's expansion, Lin Fan continued to ask Xiaobai: "Ahem, Xiong Er has set a good example for us, and now it's your turn, Xiaobai, okay~good~ Say ha." ”
Xiaobai shivered fiercely, thinking that something was wrong, how could he feel cold as an undead creature? There is a murderous aura! So he trembled and said, "Go..... Going to fight with someone very good? ”
Lin Fanlong's face was good, and he laughed heartily: "Good, I didn't expect Xiaobai that you have such a profound comprehension, the children can be taught, and the future life is terrifying, continue to maintain it in the future, and cannot be expanded." ”
In the end, Lin Fan turned his dangerous gaze to Xiaohong, but Xiaohong didn't know it yet, and was still going farther and farther on the way to death.
What kind of garbage is this, fighting, fighting with very good people, this simple answer is teachable? Then I'm still popular? Let's see me say a profound answer that is earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods, which is enough to shock Lin Fan's jaw.
Before Lin Fan could speak, Xiaohong looked around, and then said with a big grin: "It's finally me, right, my answer is that when I learn the fusion technique of nine fireballs, no matter who it is, I will be able to fight down." ”
After finishing speaking, he immediately looked at Lin Fan with a blank eye, thinking that my answer is so domineering, it must be very in line with Lin Fan's intentions, praise me quickly, praise me quickly.
Lin Fan was expressionless and said, "Xiaohong is right, as a reward, your dinner in the second half of the year is gone." ”
Xiaohong was confused: "Nani? Isn't this scientific? You praise them for whatever they say, and you still want to punish me for answering so well? Stinky Lin Fan, you are jealous that I am more handsome than you, you are eccentric, phew, scumbag. ”
Before Lin Fan could speak, Silly Bear couldn't wait to jump out and laugh: "Hahahaha, it turns out that you are the stupidest of the three of us." ”
Xiaohong's pair of small black stone-like eyes glared at the boss, and her face was full of disbelief: "Are you stupid and floating, or can't I lift the knife?"
Aha? Who was sentenced to a month's dinner for teaching you how to watch TV? Do you still dare to come and fall into the well? Believe it or not, I smashed the TV right away?
Lin Fan, I now seriously suspect that this bear does not learn to watch TV well, and I suggest that he be deprived of the right to watch TV from today, especially watching the bear infested.
Look at what an honest bear I was at the beginning, and now I have learned to be jealous and slander me in front of you. ”