Lin Fan pondered carefully, and felt that what Xiaohong said was right, he really couldn't let the stupid bear see the bear infested anymore, otherwise his identity as a bear in his eyes would never be washed away, and even a few days ago, he made Xiaohong misunderstand that he was also a spirit animal.

So he said: "Well, Xiaohong is right, young spirit beasts should indeed watch less TV, especially stupid bears whose IQ is not high, don't brainwash bears after watching them for a long time."

In that case, then the task of supervising Silly Bear's TV watching will be handed over to Xiaohong, I am sure you will not let me down. ”

Hearing this, the expressions of the two were completely different, and Xiaohong showed a triumphant smile like a dog's leg: The silly bear is like a mourner, what's the matter? Didn't I just say a word about you? As for retaliating against me like this?

Woo woo woo, this bastard deprived me of my only hobby, so many delicate rivers and mountains, so many difficult lives. They are all big guys, and they can't be provoked.

But the matter is far from over, I saw Lin Fan continue: "The matter of Silly Bear watching TV is over, then we will continue to talk about the topic just now."

Xiaohong, you are not small, now you dare to scold me in front of me. I'm afraid you've been eating too well lately, and you've fattened up your guts by the way. ”

Lin Fan said with a smile on his face, Xiaohong was drenched in cold sweat when he heard it, and hurriedly said: "Misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding, I just want to test the stupid bear, that's all, really, please believe me." ”

After finishing speaking, he glared at the boss with a pair of small eyes, and looked at Lin Fan pitifully.

But who are we, Lin Fan? The old fritter was unmoved: "Don't follow me with all these bells and whistles, since you have made a mistake, you have to be punished, just punish you for giving your own one-month-old canned beef to the stupid bear to eat." ”

The stupid bear was stunned, I was all into the corner, how could I still have my business? Fortunately, it's a good thing, and sure enough, Xiong Da still loves me.

Xiaohong was full of resentment, and thought: "Sure enough, Lin Fan is still the same Lin Fan, a maggot with a black heart." ”

Looking at the expressions of surprise or constipation on the faces of the two of them, Lin Fan smiled, and the first step of the pre-game strategic mobilization plan was successfully implemented.

Nothing was said all night.

The next day, after Lin Fan went to school, the stupid bear looked at Xiaohong who was staring at him, and then looked at the TV not far in front of him, he remembered a sentence, you and I are within reach, but we can't touch it, is this the legendary can be seen from a distance and cannot be blasphemed?

Looking at the black screen of the TV, Silly Bear gradually began to wander, as if he saw Xiong Da on the TV being chased by the bald head Qiang with an electric drill.

Getting closer, getting closer.

He seemed to be able to hear the harsh grinding sound of the electric drill, and with a bang, the bear fell down, and when he got up, he saw that the bald head was in front of him.

Xiong Da retreated and desperately called for help, and finally, Xiong Da's back reached a towering giant tree, and there was no way to retreat! The bald head held the electric drill high, launched the maximum power, and slammed it towards Xiong Da.

Hmm, the picture came to an abrupt end, the stupid bear was scared to his senses, and looked around, only Xiaohong's arrogant face, what kind of bald head is strong and beary.

No, no, it must be Xiong Da asking me for help through the TV, I can't go on like this.

The stupid bear stood up with a thud, and his whole body was full of terrifying momentum. Xiaohong was so frightened that she looked at him suspiciously.

I saw the silly bear walking towards the TV with firm steps. Xiaohong understands, you have achieved public resistance, you can die if you want, I don't want to die with you, it is my responsibility to supervise you, if Lin Fan comes back and sees you watching TV again, I am afraid that dinner will be gone in the second half of the year.

So he hurriedly jumped up, landed in front of the stupid bear, and said solemnly: "Those who come are stopped, and the idlers are not allowed to get close to the TV set." ”

Silly Xiong snorted coldly and said, "No one can stop me from saving Xiong Da, you want to stop me?" ”

In the face of the stupid bear that is actually monstrous, Xiaohong is not afraid, and said coldly: "What about stopping you? ”

The silly bear stopped talking, but let out a monstrous bear roar, and then, only a "poof" sound was heard.

The stupid bear knelt directly on the ground, looked at Xiaohong pitifully, hugged his fox legs, rubbed it with his bear face, and begged: "Brother Hong, please, I still have to save Xiong Da, you can't let our brothers be separated from heaven and man." ”

Xiaohong was speechless, you were so fierce, I thought you were going to beat me. Said helplessly: "I can't help it, this is Lin Fan's order, if I let you watch TV, I will suffer." ”

The stupid bear began to howl and cry: "Brother Hong, be accommodating for a while." ”

Xiaohong: "I'll give you accommodation, Lin Fan's dog thief won't give me accommodation." ”

The stupid bear held back his tears and said with disdain: "It's useless for you to say this, right?" After speaking, he took out a box of canned beef that once belonged to Xiaohong, and began to eat it with relish.

Xiaohong is stupid, your face has changed too quickly. Also, be merciful in your mouth, it's my favorite can, I can't even bear to eat so much at once, you actually pour the whole can into your mouth. O tyrannical creatures, I want to die with you.

So he pounced on it, stretched out his claws to snatch the can from the stupid bear's hand. But the stupid bear turned around a little, and while avoiding Xiaohong's attack, he said leisurely: "Are you sure you want to rob?" If Lin Fan came back in the evening and saw your bad behavior, how sad he would be, how helpless he would be, how ...... he would be Angry, ahhhhhhh ”

Before the word anger was finished, I saw Xiaohong quickly put away the little paw that had been placed on the can, took half a step back, and said softly: "What do you say, did I rob it?" Don't talk nonsense, I can sue you for slander. ”

Alas, in order for me not to starve for the second half of the year and even for the next year, I will let you go for the time being.

Xiaobai couldn't see the stupid behavior of the two, so he said: "As for the two of you, just exchange it, Xiaohong, you allow him to watch TV, and you also return the food to Xiaohong, isn't everyone happy?" ”

Before Xiaohong could speak, Silly Bear immediately raised his voice and shouted, "Good idea! ”

However, Xiaohong did shake her head, and pretended to sigh with deep emotion: "I advise you not to, you don't know Lin Fan, but I have lived with him for almost ten years, and I know if he wants a tuba or a fart as soon as he pouts his butt."

If we do do this, the biggest possibility is that Silly Bear won't be able to watch TV for half a year, and I won't have dinner for two months. ”

Silly Bear interrupted inophinctly: "Why are you only two months? ”

Xiaohong glanced at him with the eyes of a fool and said, "Because I will starve to death if I don't eat dinner for half a year, even if Lin Fan is angry again, he will not let me starve to death." ”

Silly Bear was convinced and said, "Then you are the boss, you have the final say, what should we do?" ”

Emmmm, the boss screamed at me and the fox was very relieved, it seems that the plan to develop the stupid bear into my faithful horse boy has successfully taken the first step, and there are only 9999 steps left before success.

Xiaohong snorted arrogantly, but then said sadly: "There is no other way, wait for him Lin Fan to come back, and then kowtow to admit his mistake." ”

Silly Bear was stunned: "Nani? What's wrong with me? ”

Xiaohong had the flickering expression of a monk on his face, coughed twice and cleared his throat, and said in a low voice: "Your thinking is the biggest mistake, as a senior licking dog who has been with Lin Fan for many years, I have deeply translated the way of licking dogs, and deeply understand that whether you are wrong or not is not your own decision, but Lin Fan's final say." ”

Silly Bear: "Then Master Lin Fan thinks I'm wrong?" ”

Xiaohong chuckled and said, "Isn't it obvious? If you're right, why would he punish you? ”

Silly Bear gasped and wondered, had I made an unforgivable mistake unknowingly? Alas, there are so many delicate rivers and mountains, and there are so many hardships for bears.

At this time, in his eyes, Xiaohong, who looks like a magic stick, seems to have become the biggest savior.

Squatted down silently, obediently hugged Xiaohong's thighs, and asked pitifully: "Please also ask the master for guidance, how can I seek a place where one party can live in this troubled world?" ”

Little Divine Stick Red, squatted down with a golden knife, touched the head of the stupid bear's dog, and said with a smile: "It's easy to say, from today on, I will teach you the way of licking dogs to ensure that you don't have to worry about this troubled world." ”