I was stunned when I saw him. I thought to myself, "This is weird. As soon as I woke up, I saw the fourth elder brother Yinzhen. I and the fourth elder brother are also destined to be shitty fate. No matter where I am or what I do, I will meet the fourth elder brother. It's also incredible. I actually hate meeting the fourth elder brother. I felt as if something was tied between me and Yinzhen, as if there was an invisible thread binding the two of us together. It's also so annoying. I don't want to. I don't want to see the fourth child again. ”

Suddenly, my heart pounded and I felt terrible, the female prisoner in the next cell that I had just killed with Taoism was actually dead without blinking her eyes. It's understandable to think about. She had just killed me, and she probably suspected that someone was killing her. I don't know why she quickly turned into a kind of zombie, called the walking corpse. I didn't expect the female prisoner next door to turn into a walking corpse so quickly.

And it's a relatively powerful kind of walking corpse. It turns out that as far as I know, if it is a special woman, especially if she is not honest in life, likes to be a traitor, likes to be a ghost, likes to hurt people with secret arrows before her death, and likes to conspire and harm people, this kind of woman is not a good ghost after death, but a vicious ghost or will become a zombie.

I was smarter, and immediately said to the fourth and fourth elder brother Yinzhen on the other side seriously: "Hey, did you hear it for my Dharma protector?" I've got something to do, get away for a while. I'm going to sleep, to dream for a while. I've got something. You have to protect me while I'm asleep. ”

When the fourth elder brother heard this, he was stunned by my serious look. The fourth child patted the fence, and the fourth child asked me curiously, "What kind of nerves do you have?" Sling the bull. You shut it up, what can you do? Mysterious, who do you want to scare? I warn you, don't be presumptuous! ”

I got angry and scolded, "Whatever I tell you to do, you will do." Do as I say. Where is all this nonsense? I said, are you disobedient? If you don't obey, I'll beat you. This is a cell, I can cover you, you know what to do? Are you disobedient? ”

The fourth elder brother nodded, and his attitude became much more pleasing to the eye. The fourth elder brother said, "Okay, I'll listen to you." I'll do whatever you want me to do. But what can you do in prison? Isn't it good for you to be honest? Why are you going to sleep? ”

I patiently explained: "I'm too weak, I need to get some sleep, and hopefully I can regain some strength. So I'm anxious to get some sleep. Also, if there is something to eat, even if I am asleep. and thou shalt feed me and drink it. Did you hear that? You have to come and feed me. If you don't, I'll starve to death. Did you know? Vegetables, meat, eggs, the more the merrier, you have to feed me more dishes. I've been weak for a long time. If this continues, I'll die. ”

The fourth child smiled and said self-righteously: "Okay, the master will come and bring you over in a while, and live in the same cell with me." In this way, it will be very convenient for the master to take care of you. By the way, what's your name? You don't tell me, you still expect me to be good to you? Why do you trust me? Why should I help you? ”

I said patiently: "My name is Xiao Tang, the soup of Yao Shunyu Tang, my surname is Nian, and I also have an elder brother who works in the Yamen, he is a Ya Servant, and he will be promoted to the chief catcher immediately." Also, let me tell you one thing, I have been learning white things since I was a child. Don't underestimate me, although I don't look good-looking, my appearance is ordinary, at least I look at ordinary people, in fact, I'm not simple, I'm a powerful feng shui master. However, my specialty is not to choose a cemetery for people, and to tell fortunes for good fortune. I'm not good at that. What I'm good at is the way of demon elimination, demon subjugation, do you understand what I say? Can you understand? ”

The fourth elder brother suddenly realized, he nodded to me, he patted the fence again and said with a hippie smile on my face: "I know." I didn't expect you to be a feng shui master. You can actually subdue demons and eliminate demons, and you can eliminate demons and defend the way, oops, it sounds like a powerful thing. Are you really that good? You're not going to brag about me, are you? Nian Xiaotang, which is your brother? Tell me, where is he on an errand? You say come and hear it. ”

I kindly explained: "My brother's name is Nian Xiaobei, and he works as an errand in Shuntian Mansion. My brother has real skills, and he is a real martial arts master. I think my brother is already a first-class first-class master in the rivers and lakes. So I have high hopes for my brother, and as long as my brother is around, I am not afraid of anything. I was imprisoned a few months ago for molestion, and I'm not a murderer or arsonist. I'm just a minor sin. What about you? ”

The fourth elder brother smiled: "Molestation." I've been locked up for a few months. How long have you been in jail? ”

I was embarrassed to say, "Maybe eight months." For me, where there is food, it is good. Hey, what kind of sin are you bothered about? How did you end up in prison? ”

The fourth elder brother scratched his head, scratched the itch on his right thigh with his hand, and after a while, he smiled at me: "I, like you, have also been imprisoned for the crime of molesting." Oops, I'm suffering. There is no way to get rid of this sin. As long as a woman wants to sue a man for molesting, basically the man loses and should go to jail. Besides, it must be a man who bullies a woman, not a woman who bullies a man. Actually, I was wronged. ”

I immediately nodded and stomped my foot, I sighed and couldn't wait to say, "Yes, I was wronged too." But I'm in jail now, and I'm really wronged to death. Actually, I still have important things to do, but it's not a delay. I'm called flying and wrecked, and it's fate. You have committed the crime of molesting like me, but you are destined to fly into trouble. According to the fortune teller, you and I both committed the peach blossom robbery. And the doom of us has not yet passed. It's been eight months since I've passed, and my Peach Blossom Tribulation is still there. Oops, it's a big head, it's really damn. By the way, you have just entered the prison cell, and your peach blossom robbery has just begun, but I am afraid that it will drag on for several months. I can't even get over the peach blossom catastrophe for a year. I'm worried about you. You're going to have a hard time. ”

The fourth elder brother sighed, scratched his head, turned his back to me, he walked a few laps in the dungeon, and then he turned his head and said to me: "Then I am so destined." It's weird. It seems that I have the same disease as you, and we are both fallen people at the end of the world, so why should we have known each other when we meet. Hey, Xiaotang, what are your plans? I mean, how do you solve the Peach Blossom Tribulation? Do I really have a peach blossom robbery? Is it any wonder I've been dizzy lately and don't know what I'm doing? Sometimes I actually run around, oops, I think I've really fallen for the peach blossom robbery. But the key is how to get rid of it. Aren't you a feng shui master? You look amazing. You have a way. If you can't, I'll have to send someone to find another feng shui master. Is there anything you can do? ”