Plum Blossom Ling Han 350, I am a feng shui master
I sighed, got straight to the point, and said honestly: "There are two ways to solve it, the first is that you get married early." Second, find the culprit and negotiate a settlement with her. And it passed. You and I must have offended someone. I died laughing, I didn't expect to use the Peach Blossom Tribulation to harm you and I will go to jail. Being in prison can be regarded as suffering and suffering, being wronged, and being tortured. It's also a punishment. So I suspect we must have offended someone. ”
Yin Zhen asked curiously: "The woman who died just now is the female prisoner in the room next to you, I look a little weird." Do you see it? Look. ”
I shook my head and said, "I can't see it." The cells have a strange layout, they can see each other on the opposite side, but they can't see the left and right next door. Can you help me see, what's so weird about her? I'm a feng shui master, you tell me, I'm going to analyze and analyze. ”
The fourth nodded, he scratched his head, he looked at me, and then at his bare feet, and then he reluctantly looked over, and looked at the cell next door to my left.
The fourth child only saw that the face of the woman next door was pale, and at first glance it was a dead person with no blood circulation. The ugly face was enough for the woman, her hands just raised, and then she fell to the ground before she died. And this woman's arms suddenly grew black three-inch long nails, which was simply terrifying.
The fourth child hurriedly reported back to me: "Oops, it's terrible." She actually grew long black nails. Nails are three inches long. Oops, it's scary. What's going on, you say? Why is this happening? ”
I nodded, with a look I had already guessed. I patiently explained to the fourth child in detail: "In the world, some people are very special. Not a good person in life, but a bad person. He did a lot of evil in his life, did a lot of bad things, and did a lot of things that were sorry for others. If you have a bad conscience in life, how can you be a good ghost after you die? Just because he did a lot of evil in life, he refused to be a good ghost after death. So what do you do after death? It must be a corpse. There are two types of corpse transformation. The first is mild corpse transformation, which ordinary people can control and solve the problem. ”
I paused for a moment, thought for a moment and continued: "Another kind of corpse transformation is very terrifying, far beyond the imagination of ordinary people, it cannot be controlled, and ordinary people cannot solve it. This kind of thing is called "murderous thing". When something happens, the dead body will do evil. Since corpses can do evil, the impact will be very bad. It's good to have a solid wall in the prison. If it's someone outside, there's nowhere to hide. I can deal with the corpse monsters in general, but if they are too powerful, even I can't deal with them, I can't do anything. Oops, things are in trouble. ”
When the fourth elder brother heard this, he felt curious and even more scared. The fourth elder brother was very worried and asked, "Then is the woman next to you mild or powerful?" Can you fix it? If you can't, what do you do? We're in jail right now, and no one cares about us. Now there is no one in the prison who is in charge of the cell head and jailer. It's over, it's over. We're going to suffer. ”
I said solemnly to the fourth elder brother: "Look, what's wrong with her?" Tell me quickly. ”
The fourth child's eyes widened, and he craned his neck to take a closer look at the corpse of the female prisoner in the cell to my left. Sure enough, the fourth child saw something strange again.
When the fourth child saw this female corpse, he didn't know when he started to turn over. It's just that she stiffened, her hands were open, and she didn't move and threw herself on the ground like a madman. The fourth child looked very carefully this time, and he soon found that this female corpse actually had a white fox tail growing out of her buttocks. The fourth child is well-informed, this is a fox tail, and he will never be mistaken.
The fourth child hurriedly turned back to me and said in surprise: "Why did she grow a fox tail?" Is she a human or a vixen? Is she a vixen? Oh my God, it's the first time I've seen the fox spirit in its original form. Oops, it's scary. Will she break out and hurt people? Oops, scared to death, scared to death. ”
I thought about it and said to the fourth elder brother: "Although I am a feng shui master, I also need to prepare some things. Gotta bring my guy's tools and weapons. Can you tell your servant outside to take me to a prison with a blue backpack and give it to me? I've put my luggage in this backpack. This bag has landed at the [Wujia Inn]. Alas, by the way, the room money also helped me pay for it. I haven't been out of my cell for more than eight months. That's nine months short of the house price. How's it going? Can you help? ”
Lao Siyi smiled when he heard it: "It's a little meaning." You're so stupid that you're going to get caught and go to jail for eight months. How long will the official sentence you to jail? A year? ”
I thought for a moment and said, "I remember that the official said that I would be sentenced to nine and a half months in prison, and now it should have been eight months and seventeen days. ”
I thought to myself, "The woman who put me in prison is not pretending to be virtuous and virtuous, I am going to ruin her reputation." Save her from being vicious. She's still beautiful, and I'm going to want her to fall into the dust. Offend me, I have a villain's poisonous plan to deal with her. In the past, if I hadn't spent more than eight months practicing and retreating, I wouldn't have been in prison for so long. Instead, it became a joke. Strange to say, this woman came to the cell eight times to inquire about the situation that she said that the flower thief was me, and in my opinion, this slut has a bad heart, probably trying to continue to misunderstand me, thinking of ghost ideas. Okay, this slut has put me in prison, and I will also cause her to be discredited, embarrassed, and ridiculed. ”
I sighed, lay down in the straw pile, turned my back to the outside, and I continued to think, "Doesn't she have hands and feet, and she seems to be nimble and dexterous?" Bullying me, an honest man, I will use the most vicious and vicious tactics against her. She wants me to go to jail, and I want her to go to jail first. ”
"Hey, why don't you speak? Dead? The fourth child suddenly called me, but when he saw that I was silent, the fourth child had to sleep and stop calling me. Don't bother me anymore.
In the evening, no one brought me and the fourth child food. It's weird too. In the past, I would come back from 5:30 to 6:30 in the morning to deliver food, and I would come at 8:40 at the latest. It's past nine o'clock in the evening.
It's strange to say, the fourth child doesn't look forward to delivering food at all, probably he hasn't finished eating, probably the master who only eats breakfast and lunch every day, whatever he wants.
I got up and pushed open the cell door myself. It turned out that in order to facilitate management, more than a dozen cells were grouped, and the latrine was on my left hand side and walked all the way to the end of the corridor, about 300 meters away from me. I left the cell and said to the fourth meditator, "Why don't you come with me?" You also have no convenience for a day. Are you a god? ”