"Lin Zaishan, are you okay?" He Anne asked with concern on the side.

"I'm fine." Lin Zaishan stood up with the support of everyone, and said with a smile: "The so-called proverbial is a prophecy, I joked earlier that this pig was going to intercept our beautiful President He, but I didn't expect the development of the plot to be like this." It can be seen that our President He is indeed charming, loved by everyone, and pigs are blocked. ”

"You're all like this, and you're kidding me!"

"It's not my blood, it's all pig's blood. Anyway, the taste of this pig's blood is really exciting, and it feels a bit like old wine. Lin Zaishan looked at the dead wild boar and said with a big tongue: "We have braised pig's trotters to eat." Let's help get the pig into the car. ”

"Lin Zaishan, you pig brains? We all drive cars, how can we fit this big fat pig weighing hundreds of pounds? ”

"President He, I seriously doubt your judgment. You actually said that this pig weighs hundreds of pounds, and I tell you, at least 1 ton! ”

"If you weigh 1 ton and you still want to put it in the car, it means that you are a pig's brain."

"Can't you cut it into pieces?"

"Dice? It's bloody! Don't occupy my car. ”

"President He, you still have to worry about how to turn your car that is practicing sit-ups into push-ups." Lin Zaishan turned his gaze to Wang Ziqiang and Zhiyangyang, and asked, "Which brother is willing to help me unload this fat pig?" ”

"I'm coming!" The two brothers said excitedly together.

Chen Gengxin interjected on the side and said, "Captain Lin, isn't it too much of a waste of time for us to kill pigs here without going on the road?" ”

"Don't worry, I'll be fast, it won't take long."

Lin Zaishan beckoned to everyone and said, "Everyone come here, the mutant beast is dissected, and the on-site observation and teaching is a rare learning opportunity." ”

Xiao Gang said: "Cruel, bloody!" A bunch of barbarians. Dear, let's go over there and enjoy the mountain view. He took his friend and walked away.

He Annie looked at Lin Zaishan, who was talking with her eyebrows, snorted coldly, and said to Song Chanjuan: "It's nothing to look at, come and help me get a car." ”

"Killing a pig is generally to poke the neck and bleed first, not to prick the buttocks. Hey, Zhiyang, what are you staring at the pig's ass? After the pig dies, it is necessary to peel the pig skin first, and it is best to start from the position of the neck in the midline of the abdomen, so that it is easier to go under the knife and will not damage the appearance of the pig skin. I'll cut the first knife below, everyone is optimistic. Lin Zaishan was about to cut the throat of the wild boar with a knife, and the wild boar suddenly opened its mouth to bite Lin Zaishan's arm, and Lin Zaishan retracted like lightning.

Everyone exclaimed: "The wild boar is not dead!" ”

Lin Zaishan shouted: "It's better not to die, Zhiyangyang, your experience points!" ”

Zhiyang happily pointed his pistol at the pig's mouth and fired two shots, and this time the wild boar was completely dead.

"How much experience?"

"That's amazing! There are 100 points, which is as good as killing 10 zombies for me. ”

"Okay, don't panic, let's continue to observe the teaching."

On the other side, He Annie and Song Chanjuan struggled to push the car lying on their backs, but the car did not move at all.

"You two are here to help me." He Annie said to Xiao Gang and the others who were watching the mountain view.

"We're not porters, so let's let them do this kind of rough work." Xiao Gang answered.

He Annie snorted, and was about to have a seizure, Song Chanjuan said: "This is obviously beyond the physical limit of our women, don't work in vain, use your brains to talk about it." ”

He Annie turned her head left and right and said, "Follow me." ”

She led the way into Lin Zaishan's car.

"It's a pretty good car." Song Chanjuan praised.

"So-so, at first glance, it's a man's nest, not suitable for us beauties."

"Welcome to all the beauties!" The figure of "Lin Fuzi" appeared on the monitor screen.

"'Master Lin', have you seen the condition of Anne's car? So, what should I do? Song Chanjuan asked.

"Connect the car with a rope and pull it, the specific plan is as follows......" An animation appeared on the display, demonstrating the operation method in detail.

He Annie and Song Chanjuan are both women with high IQs, they can understand it at a glance, and the two look at each other and smile. Anne Ho said, "Let's do it." Show which stinky men how the beauties solve the problem of survival in the wild! ”

Around the wild boar carcass, Wang Ziqiang, Zhiyangyang, Chen Gengxin, Sister-in-law Lu, and Chen's father were watching Lin Zaishan kill the pig intently. Wang Ziqiang wants to know the anatomy of the wild boar, so that it can be killed faster next time; Zhiyang Yang wants to learn the magic of Lin when he kills pigs in the mountains; Chen Gengxin in order to show that he is a real man who can fully withstand the impact of bloody pictures; Sister-in-law Lu is to study how to cut pork chops better; Chen's father was thinking about which parts were more delicious. Chen's mother hid in the car far away and called Amitabha.

I saw Lin Zaishan like a cook, the dagger in his hand was interspersed vertically and horizontally, entering the room with no blade, and there was an uproar, and Huo Ran played the knife - simply put, it was clean and crisp - and after a while, the one-ton pig body was neatly divided into more than 20 large pieces.

"Okay, students, the on-site observation and teaching are over. There are bags over there, so please load up the pork and load it into the car. 3 pieces per person, and those who see it have a share. ”

Everyone then bagged with all their hands and feet, and then only heard a loud bang, and everyone followed the reputation. I saw that He Annie's originally lying car turned over under the pull of several ropes, and the other end of the rope was Lin Zaishan's SUV. Annie He jumped out of Lin Zaishan's SUV and walked quickly to her car. Everyone was amazed:

"Miss Ho is so good! Miss Ho is so smart! Miss Ho is shrewd and capable! ”

Anne Triumphantly sat into her car and started the engine.

"The vehicle self-inspection is complete, everything is normal, and it can be driven." "Lin Fuzi" reported.

"President He, Dr. Song, give each of you a piece of pork, just a small gift is not a respect, please smile." Lin Zaishan came to the car with a pig's hind leg in each hand.

"No, it will stain my car, you can enjoy it yourself."

"Don't you don't mean that Doctor Song doesn't, the pork hind leg meat is very nutritious, and it can be made into braised pig's trotters for beauty and beauty, Doctor Song?"

"No, I don't eat meat much. Since the meat is so good, you might as well leave it to your girlfriend. Thank you! Song Chanjuan said with a smile.

"In that case, let's give it to someone else. Sister-in-law Lu, Mr. Chen, there are two pork legs here, you can take the time to eat them. ”

Sister-in-law Lu happily took away the pork leg.

The convoy moved on.

"The drone is about to run out of power, please replace the battery." "Lin Fuzi" prompted.

Zhiyangyang then took back the drone, he put on a new battery and was about to fly again, a cool breeze blew, and the raindrops of beans fell cracklingly.

"Captain, it would be nice if 'Master Lin' had a weather forecast function."

"Weather forecasting requires a lot of observational data, and we don't have that capability at the moment."

"Master, it is recommended to set up rainwater harvesting devices on the car and at the base to better store clean water sources."

"Good idea, I just don't know if this doomsday rain can be drunk directly?"

"The owner can collect some of them first, and then test them when conditions permit."

"Okay." Lin Zaishan immediately started, he took out an empty bottle, stretched out the window to catch the rainwater, and after a while, he took most of the bottle, and then sealed it and put it in his bag. Zhiyang Yang also concocted the same method and got a bottle of rainwater, but he didn't seal it, but put it directly in his mouth and drank it with his head up.

"How's it going?"

"It's weird, it's not like water, it's like ...... Milk. ”

"Ha, Mother Earth's milk. I'll taste it too. ”

"I'd like to have another bottle." Zhiyang Yang concocted the same method, drank 3 bottles in a row, and then covered his stomach and said, "Why do I feel that my stomach is hot, painful and refreshing?" ”

"My stomach is fine, but my throat is more uncomfortable."

"I observed that Zhiyang Yang's physical state is abnormal!" "Lin Fuzi" prompted.

"Are you alright, Zhiyang?"

"I'm fine...... Hey, my status bar shows an anomaly message that says: You have been poisoned, please heal quickly! Won't you, Captain, rain is also poisonous? The property bar is also showing the anomaly message: Your basic properties are growing. My strength has changed, my speed and stamina have changed, almost all of them. But my HP is decreasing, and now it's 91...... 90, what the hell is going on? Who created this system, it's a bit cheating! ”

"Don't panic, Zhiyangyang! We're still the old way, fighting monsters and upgrading. ”

"Okay, good, but what's so strange about this?"

Lin Zaishan jumped out of the car and shouted to the people behind: "There is a situation, everyone stop moving forward and take a break!" Wang Ziqiang come with me! Wang Ziqiang stopped the car and ran over and asked, "Captain Lin, what's wrong?" ”

"Zhiyang Yang has been poisoned, and he urgently needs to fight monsters and upgrade to eliminate the negative state."

"But what's so strange around here? Or we'll kill that. ”

"'Lin Fuzi' conducts acoustic detection."

"Now the wind and rain are heavy, and the terrain is complex, under the current equipment conditions, it is impossible to carry out effective detection." "Lin Fuzi" replied.

"I have a way, I can ask Lele to take us to the blame." Wang Ziqiang said.

"Little white dog? Does it work? Can it understand orders? ”

"It understands me." Wang Ziqiang said confidently: "In the past few days, I have been getting along with Lele day and night, and I have found that I can communicate with it on many issues without barriers. I know exactly how many girlfriends it has, what kind of dog food it eats, and what toys it plays with. ”

"Are you sure you're not drinking high?"

"Captain Lin, I'm a police officer, a disciplined force, how can I lie to you? If you don't believe me, call Lele to try it. Lele came over and flipped over. Tell Captain Lin that you ate fish this morning? If you are standing on the left, raise your left hand, if not, stand on the right and raise your right hand. ”

Lele obediently stood to the left and raised his left hand.

"Is it an ability?" Lin Zaishan thought and asked, "Do you understand that wild boar?" ”

Wang Ziqiang shook his head and said, "I only seem to understand Lele's words. ”

"It seems that you can give yourself the nickname 'Dog Whisperer' in the future."

"Captain, can you discuss the nickname later, my HP has dropped to 70."

"Okay, Xiao Wang, hurry up and let Lele search for monsters!"

Lele sniffed in the rain and strode out. Lin Zaishan, Wang Ziqiang and Zhiyangyang followed.

In the car, Song Chanjuan asked strangely, "Why are they going?" ”

"It's that Zhiyang Yang who has a problem, this time it seems to have been poisoned."

"If you are poisoned, you should see a doctor, I am a doctor, what are they running outside in such a heavy rain?"

"Don't worry about it, none of the three of them are normal, and they can't be judged by common sense."

Xiao Gang, who was sitting in the back row, suddenly said, "Miss He, we want to improvise a piece of music, okay?" ”

"Okay, let me appreciate your talents, and then give you a review, I promise to help you improve."

Xiao Gang and his friends immediately took out their guitars and started playing excitedly. They bounced and flapped, and made sounds in their mouths, like a nest of birds waiting to be fed, and then like frogs after a pit of rain, with the occasional machine-gun fire and the sound of a leaky tire.

He Annie gritted her teeth and listened.

"Well, let's tell us how you really feel. Your feedback and support are what keeps us going! ”

"Very good!" Song Chanjuan said with a smile: "If the theme and technique to be expressed are clearer, it will be better." ”

"Thank you, Miss Song!" Xiao Gang and the others said happily, and they looked at He Annie with sincerity: "Miss He, also give some valuable advice." ”

"I don't have a problem with that. Don't forget to see Lin Zaishan playing like this to him in the future. ”

"Thank you, Miss Ho. Your support is really important for our growth. Xiao Gang is full of excitement and gratitude, and is ready to present another jazz version of the legend of the hungry wolf to everyone. ”

"Whoa!" Xiao Gang let out a few pig-killing screams, trying to imitate the wolf's voice. Anne Ho covered her ears.

"Whoa!" Xiao Gang's friend let out a few gelding donkey-like roars. He Annie couldn't stand it anymore, "snapped" the steering wheel, and shouted:

"Get out of here! Scream again, and I'll shoot you in the head. ”

"You, you Sanba, who has no artistic cells, is really unreasonable!" Xiao Gang and his friends opened the car door in a panic and jumped out of the car.

"Where are we going with such heavy rain? The road to the pursuit of art is really full of wind and rain! ”

"Lin Zaishan's car is empty now, you guys go up and hide first." Song Chanjuan reminded in the car.

Xiao Gang and the others immediately got into Lin Zai's roller coaster.

"Annie, why are you angry with two children?"

"Humph! Two pop culture fast food poisoned guys! If they are in my group, they must be sent to the rough workshop for labor reform! ”

In Lin Zaishan's car, Xiao Gang wiped the rain on his face, looked around, and said, "Dear, this car looks weird." ”

"There's no one in this car right now, so let's move on to a jazz version of the Legend of the Hungry Wolf."

"But there's no audience here."

"True art doesn't need a tangible audience!"

"Yes, dear, you said it so well! Let's get started now. ”

Then the wolf howl sounded again, and the wind and rain outside slowly stopped.

Lin Zaishan's car is now in a state of real-time voice communication with several other cars, and the music of Xiao Gang and the two is transmitted to other cars in high fidelity.

He Annie frowned and said, "Those two relatives are still crying wolves in that ghost, what if you invite the wolves?" ”

As soon as her words fell, a wolf actually appeared in her sight, but it was a lot taller than the normal concept of a wolf. He Annie screamed: "There are wolves! ”

Song Chanjuan also noticed it, and hurriedly said: "There is one more over there, and there is another one over here, a total of 3 wolves!" What to do? ”

He Annie scolded: "I told those two relatives that they would recruit the wolf, hmph, see how I shoot the wolf." ”

Song Chanjuan hurriedly stopped: "Annie, have you forgotten about the wild boar just now?" ”

He Annie shivered, the hand holding the gun couldn't help shaking, and said, "Then what should I do?" ”

"Why don't we wait patiently in the car, maybe the wolves will run away on their own."

"You have a point, I hope they are full, and those two relatives will not come to eat us."

The three wolves checked the car one by one from back to front, and the people in the car (except for Xiao Gang and his family) were all frightened and did not dare to come out, shrinking into their seats and not moving.

Soon the wolves "found" Anne's car, one wolf raised its forelimbs high in the driver's window, bared its teeth at Anne Ho's face through the glass, another jumped on the roof of the car and waved the iconic pose with a long roar in the sky, and another began to trot rhythmically around the car. He Annie silently chanted the Bodhisattva's blessing dozens of times before the three wolves left her car.

He Annie and Song Chanjuan both took a long breath, and He Annie muttered, "I hope these wolves will hurry up and go to the car in front and take those two little friends away." ”

A few wolves really surrounded Lin Zaishan's car. The two people in the car were still unaware of it, and were still playing and singing to their heart's content. The "music" they concocted was so strange that even the three wolves felt a little inexplicable, and they decided to figure out the situation, so they lined up and crouched on the side of the car, and the big wolf's tail fluttered rhythmically from side to side to the beat of the music.

"Hell yes!" He Annie stared at this scene with wide eyes, then picked up her mobile phone and whispered: "Lin Zaishan, where did you die?" With 3 wolves bigger than you surrounding us, your baby car is about to become a jazz version of the legend of the hungry wolf. Receive it quickly! ”

In the second round of music, another taller wolf appeared with the air of a king. It was like a local tyrant in Yutai who had just been full of wine and food, pacing in square steps with a big belly and unhurried, walking all the way from the back of the convoy to the front. The three wolves immediately bowed their heads respectfully. The wolf king also seemed to be attracted by the music in the car and stopped.

The music abruptly stops after the final climax, the wolf king lets out a roar, and the other three wolves immediately jump up and start biting the car. Deep scratches appeared on the brand-new body.

Xiao Gang, who woke up from the intoxication of music, immediately sensed the threat of the evil wolf outside, and screamed in fright: "Help, hurry up and help!" ”

"Don't scream!" He Annie ordered loudly during the call: "These wolves seem to like your music very much, if you want to live, continue to perform!" ”

"But we don't have the desire and the state to perform now." Xiao Gangdao.

"If you don't perform, you'll be eaten by wolves!" Anne Ho threatened.

"A true artist will never succumb to any threat of violence!" Xiao Gang's friend said.

"You guys have a backbone!"

At this time, the wolf king rushed over and hit the car hard, and the whole car swayed at a large angle. Xiao Gang and the others in the car exclaimed again.

"Do you want to perform?"

"It's not that we don't want it, we don't dare to ...... it."

"You don't want to perform, right, so please imagine two endings: the first one, the nameless music scum group Xiaogang group encountered a vicious wolf on the road, frightened, urinated, helpless, tragically poisoned, and died in the wolf's belly; The second type, the well-known music troupe Xiaogang group encountered the evil wolf on the road, calm, witty and brave, and full of clever plans, using music to deter the wolves and protect the masses. Of these two endings, one is to become a piece of wolf dung, and the other is to become a music legend, which one will you choose? ”

"Let's choose the second one, we want to be a music legend!"

"Then let's put on a show!"

A burst of scattered music sounded, and the wolves did not react and continued to attack.

"Be serious!" Annie Ho shouted.

The music stopped, and after a moment's silence, a new piece of music began. The wolves stopped attacking and sat still.

The music continues, and the wolves listen in peace.

When one song ends, immediately replace the other.

One minute, two minutes,...... Ten minutes, twenty minutes....... quickly, an hour passed, and the concert continued.

The wolf king got up, yawned, shook his neck, and left contentedly, followed by the wolves.

Everyone in the car breathed a sigh of relief, but they still shrank in the car and did not move.

Another five minutes later, there was a sound of footsteps and laughter in the distance. Lin Zaishan, Wang Ziqiang and Zhiyangyang came back with a large number of hunted beasts, talking and laughing, and Lele followed closely behind them, holding a fat pheasant in his mouth.

"This time, Zhiyang Yang is really a blessing in disguise." Lin Zaishan still said with a big tongue: "Not only has it been upgraded to level 1 and eliminated the toxicity of rainwater, but the basic attributes of the body have been significantly improved." ”

"We didn't make a trip in vain, and we had enough game to eat for a few weeks."

"Lin is in the mountains!" Anne jumped out of the car and shouted, "Where are you dead, why are you here now, do you know that we were almost eaten by a pack of wolves?" ”

"Is this true?" Lin Zaishan asked in surprise, "Then how did you get rid of those wolves?" ”

"That's thanks to the legendary music pair." He Annie pointed to Xiao Gang and said.

Xiao Gang and his friend clapped their hands and said happily:

"This test of life and death has made me deeply realize an unbreakable truth, that is: art really has the power to infect everything and be omnipotent!"

He Annie said to Lin Zaishan: "This time I also deeply understand a truth, that is: why the performance of ghosts crying wolves can also become art. ”