Chapter 17: Art and the Beast

There is a long gray and black strip left in the verdant green, and that is the mountain road. There are four cars driving in a line on the road. At the front was a taller and longer SUV, which drove fast and steadily, but the driver's seat was empty. Lin Zaishan and Zhiyangyang in the car couldn't hold back their expectations and excitement about the modification and upgrading of the "Lin Fuzi" vehicle platform, and they gave "Lin Fuzi" a glance at all the relevant items they carried, and the "Lin Fuzi" proposed a modification and upgrade plan within their power during the march. "Lin Fuzi" believes that the only thing that can be done at present is to improve the communication system and strengthen the capabilities of broadcasting, wireless network transmission, and real-time data interaction and sharing. So, the two actually started to do it while the vehicle was moving.

"'Lin Fuzi', open the roof of the car, I want to install an antenna on the roof of the car." Lin Zaishan ordered.

"'Lin Fuzi', I have installed cameras in several blind corners of the vehicle, please enable screen fusion." Wisdom sheep sheep road.

"What kind of plane are you guys working on?" Annie He, who was following closely, asked loudly.

"It's nothing, it's just a modification of the vehicle." Lin Zaishan turned around and replied with his upper body exposed on the roof of the car.

"So which of you is driving? Don't tell me it's the stupid guy of the Wise Sheep? ”

"Nobody is driving, it's autopilot mode."

"Did I hear me wrong? It's your smart app again, right? ”

"President He is very smart!"

"Don't blame me for not reminding you, Lin Zaishan, beware of falling into the ravine!"

"Thank you for your concern!"

"The antenna is installed, it is functioning normally, and the broadcast signal is being searched...... No broadcast signal was found. ”

"No broadcast signal?" Lin Zaishan asked: "Is it because we are in a bad position and can't receive it, or is there no one broadcasting at all?" ”

"I'm sorry, master, I can't judge."

"Captain, should we load Xiao Wang, Miss He, and Chen with 'Master Lin' in their vehicles?" Zhiyang asked.

"Xiao Wang's car must be wanted, and the others will talk about it after a while, they may not be able to accept 'Lin Fuzi' now." 'Lin Fuzi', if I load you on a vehicle with more people, will you be able to handle it properly? ”

"Please rest assured, I will determine the interaction mode and open the corresponding functions according to the identity of different users. For ordinary users, I will appear as an advanced in-vehicle operating system and the latest smart APP. ”

"Excellent! Wang Ziqiang now also carries a mobile phone that has been transformed by Zhiyangyang, which has your backup, you can activate the short call function, and let him load you into the car computer right now. ”

"Understood, executed immediately."

"Captain Lin, the on-board operating system updated by 'Lin Fuzi' is really easy to use!" Wang Ziqiang said in the video dialogue: "A language command, say what you want to do." The two of them in my car have already given hundreds of orders, one moment to play music, the other to raise and lower the windows, and now to video call. ”

"Xiao Wang, don't be overly distracted when driving manually, it's best to start the automatic driving or assisted driving function."

"Don't worry, I'm a policeman."

"Captain Lin, you guys are so creative! The world's communication systems have collapsed, mobile phone signals are negative, and you can still make video calls? Although I saw it with my own eyes, I still have to say that this is too unscientific! ”

"Xiaogang, what major did you and your friend study in college?"

"Art Studies, Fashion Creativity."

"I don't know much about this major, what knowledge and skills do you mainly learn?"

"Popular Culture, Cultural Industry, Principles of Art, Fashion Design, Graphic Production, Music Creation, etc."

"What are your strengths?"

"You mean talent, right? I am very well-versed in fashion culture, I love singing, drawing, dancing, playing music. My friend is about the same as me, he's also good at rock 'n' roll, and B-BOX is the best at it. ”

"If you were to fight zombies, would you be able to come up with any effective means?"

"Zombies? Fight? Don't, Captain Lin! We are both entertainers, not samurai. Our dream is to be a world-famous pop group, not a team. You must not let us go to war, you can't do that kind of thing that burns the qin and boils the crane, and it hurts the morals! ”

"Pop Celestial? You've short-circuited your brains! Zhiyangyang interjected: "It's the end of the world, what kind of pop group are you doing?" Think more about the realities of how to live. ”

"You kind of dick otaku, you don't understand art at all! We're playing art, you know? Art transcends the existential issues of eating, drinking, and Lazar, and art needs to transcend reality. The more we face the end of the world, the more we must dare to insist on the ideal of pursuing art! ”

"Wise sheep, everyone has their own ambitions, you don't want to discourage the enthusiasm of these children to pursue their dreams." Lin is on the mountain road.

"When I heard them talking nonsense, I felt that the fire was so big that I wanted to take out my intestines and strangle myself."

"Zhiyangyang, you understand my pain now." Wang Ziqiang smiled bitterly and said: "I'm in the same car with two people who are engaged in art!" ”

"How do you people speak? You guys are so lacking in artistic literacy? It is because of the deaf and blind spectators and listeners of our people that so many talented and talented talents have been buried! It is precisely because of the existence of those of you who do not know how to appreciate and tolerate that our 5,000-year-old civilization country has not produced many masters of art who can proudly stand on the world stage! ”

"Xiao Wang, Zhiyangyang, shut up. Xiao Gang, I apologize to you on behalf of the two of them. Don't get excited, don't worry, I won't discriminate against you. My principle is to respect everyone's right to pursue their legitimate dreams. You want to play art, and I have no objection to that. However, I also hope that you can consider the needs and experiences of those of us who are ordinary people and ordinary people, the so-called art comes from life, right? Think about the fundamental question that must be faced: What can you do to contribute to the survival and development of this team of survivors in the apocalypse? ”

"Captain Lin, you are also a person with a higher education. I thought you could see art differently than theirs? Unexpectedly...... Hum! The so-called Tao is not the same, the words are not speculative, we don't take your car anymore, we have to go by ourselves! Stop the car! Stop the car! Stop the car! ”

Lin Zaishan saw Wang Ziqiang's car swaying as if he was drunk in the real-time surveillance footage, and finally stopped on the side of the road with a creak. The car door opened, and Xiao Gang and his friend got out of the car with their bags on their backs.

"What's going on?" Everyone stopped and asked.

"This young artist grabbed my steering wheel so hard that he almost knocked the car over." Wang Ziqiang held back his anger and said.

"We don't want to be in the same car with these low-quality savages." Xiao Gang pointed to Wang Ziqiang, Zhiyangyang and Lin Zaishan and said: "You, you, and you, are all unreasonable barbarians!" ”

"Don't talk nonsense!" Chen's mother stopped her in the car window.

Xiao Gang stopped, but raised his head proudly.

"Annie, why don't you let them get into our car?" Song Chanjuan asked Annie He.

He Annie said with a smile: "Those who can scold Lin Zaishan a lot, I want to see what wonderful plays they can stage below." Let them get in the car. ”

As a result, a debate on the issue of art came to an end for the time being, and it was only a "temporary notice".

"Lin is in the mountains!" He Annie stopped Lin Zaishan, who was about to get into the car, and said: "I heard that your 'Lin Fuzi' smart APP is very easy to use and very powerful, and my car also has an on-board computer, can you also load one for me?" ”

"President He's orders, dare not obey!"

"yes, put it on my phone."

Lin Zaishan handed a mobile hard disk with a data cable to He Annie, and said: "As long as the data cable is connected to the car computer or mobile phone, it can be installed automatically, without manual operation." ”

The convoy moved on.

"Lin Zaishan, can I ask you some more personal questions?" Annie Ho asked in the video.

"Please, President Ho."

"What's your blood type?"

"Type B."

"Ah, I thought you were a selfless Type ○."

"What are your hobbies?"

"Fight zombies, pry into private houses, save beautiful women or something."

"Gee, that's not what I asked. I'm asking about your real hobbies, the kind that you spend your spare time. ”

"Before the end of the world, it's all about fitness, programming, and playing games."

"And what about after the apocalypse?"

"Since the end of the world, it seems that I don't have any time to spare."

"And what do you think about when you have nothing to do alone?"

"Of course I want to be beautiful."

"Lin Zaishan, you know that our call is something that everyone can see, right?"

"President He, don't make a fuss, Wang Ziqiang, Zhiyangyang, and several of them are also in this hobby."

"It's unbearable!" Xiao Gang commented.

"Lin Zaishan, you have to know that there are underage passengers in my car."

"Please, we're adults, okay?" Xiao Gang immediately retorted.

"Lin Zaishan, do you have a girlfriend?"

"Ah, President He, you actually ask this question? I thought we had agreed that my girlfriend would be you? ”

"Really, Anne? What a surprise! Song Chanjuan said with a smile on the side.

"Lin Zaishan, don't fabricate facts!" He Annie's face sank.

"Since President He doesn't approve of it, forget it." Lin Zaishan pretended to be disappointed and said.

"Lin Zaishan, how about I introduce you to a girlfriend? Born beautiful, beautiful, gentle and graceful, she can be called the perfect wife for a husband and children in the minds of men, and a housekeeper, how about it? ”

"There is such a stunner? Why didn't you say it earlier! Who is it? ”

"Far away, close at hand!"

"You're not talking about Sister-in-law Lu, right? Oh, although Sister-in-law Lu is good, it's not a dish on my plate......"

"Lin Zaishan, you were kicked in the head by a donkey, and your eyes and butt were up, right?"

"I ......"

"Miss He is talking about Doctor Song Chanjuan, you dick who doesn't understand art!" Xiao Gang said loudly on the side.

"Why did you get involved with me?" Song Chanjuan hurriedly spoke: "Am I being shot while lying down?" I'm not as good as Anne says. Besides, a man as good as Captain Lin must have been famous for a long time, right? ”

At this time, suddenly a video was playing on the monitor screens of three cars at the same time.

Countless expanding points of light shone under the moonlight, and the crowd watching immediately realized that it had been taken on the day of the meteorite's landing.

I saw a girl with messy hair but still unable to hide her stunning face, the girl's bright eyes looked at the camera, and asked in a pleasant voice:

"May I ask Handsome Brother Lin, Captain Lin, and Hero Lin, what is your biggest ideal in this life?"

Lin Zaishan's voice came:

"My greatest dream is to save all kinds of beauties in the world."

"And what do you want to do most at the moment?"

"Enter a nuclear-proof bunker."

"Please, can you be romantic?"

"Enter a nuclear-proof bunker with a stunning beauty."

The crowd watching the video immediately burst into laughter. Lin Zaishan hurriedly explained: "This is not what I played, it should be the masterpiece of 'Lin Fuzi'." ”

Immediately, the picture flashed, and Lin Zaishan's voice sounded again.

"May I ask Li Yan, Reporter Li, and Li Da Beauty, what is your biggest ideal in this life?"

"My biggest dream in life is to use my passion and talent to bring joy to hundreds of millions of viewers."

"And what do you want to do most at the moment?"

"Lie in the arms of my heroes and worry nothing until the end of the world comes."

The picture freezes on the beautiful face of the girl with a serene and happy smile.

The crowd watching the video was silent for a few seconds, and Zhiyang's voice suddenly sounded:

"Captain Lin, this girl is simply the best! Super first-class goddess! ”

"Captain Lin, this is your girlfriend, right?" Song Chanjuan said: "So beautiful, so temperamental!" ”

Lin Zaishan seemed to be deaf to everyone's words, and he didn't know why at this time, a strong worry about Li Yan rose in his heart: "I'll be away for a few days, Li Yan won't have anything, right?" Definitely not! Li Yan is intellectually superior and well-informed, and has a very high force value of the fire ability and luck against the sky, she will definitely be fine! However, the environment is so difficult, especially the mutant cats that can't be prevented, and the corpse poison...... No, I have to hurry back to the station, and I can only be relieved to see that she is safe and sound. The Buddha blessed Li Yan with peace and sound. ”

Seeing that Lin Zaishan was silent, everyone thought that he had acquiesced.

He Annie snorted lightly and said, "Handsome Brother Lin, Captain Lin, and Hero Lin, you've shown off enough, it's time to speak, right?" ”

Lin Zaishan woke up like a dream and asked, "What to say?" ”

"Tell me about your best girlfriend."

"I ...... She...... Actually......"

Suddenly, the alarm of "Lin Fuzi" sounded:

"Unknown creatures have been spotted on the road ahead! 1 star on the danger index. ”

"Stop, everyone stays in the car, stay on guard!" Lin Zaishan shouted.

The convoy stopped. Only a dense sound of hooves was heard, and then a large group of roe deer jumped onto the road from the nearby trees and grass. These roe deer are tall and tall, and the leader is as big as a donkey. They saw that the convoy did not flee, but stared waryly. The "unknown creatures" did not make any change before the roe deer met at the head, so they let out a chirp, and the other roe deer quickly moved to the other side of the road, and after a while, dozens of roe deer passed the road. The leader of the roe deer glanced at the "unknown creature" again, jumped hard, and disappeared into the grass and trees.

"Captain, have you ever seen a roe deer the size of a donkey before?"

Lin Zaishan shook his head.

"If there is a roe deer the size of a donkey, maybe there will be a wild boar the size of an ox." Zhiyang Yang touched the imaginary beard on his chin and said.

10 minutes later, "Lin Fuzi" sounded the alarm again:

"There are unknown creatures entrenched in the road ahead, and the danger index is 3 stars!"

"What? 3 stars? Lin Zaishan and the others could hardly believe their ears.

"'Master Lin', are you mistaken?" Wang Ziqiang asked.

"Lin Fuzi" showed an enlarged real-time picture on the on-board display. I saw a back like a cow in the middle of the road ahead.

"What kind of animal is this?" Wang Ziqiang asked.

"Retrieve existing biological data, data comparison and ......"

"There's no need to compare, the front is, you can see it clearly." Lin is on the mountain road.

I saw that 30 meters in front of me, there was a wild boar as big as a cow, and it was arching its head to the ground with its long pig's mouth, and the hard road surface had been arched into a big hole; The boar's mouth has two long tusks upward, like a lifting and unloading truck; The black mane on the body is as straight as spikes, and the skin is rough and thick.

The wild boar apparently spotted them, stopped what was at hand, jumped out of the pit, and looked at them nonchalantly.

"Don't act rashly, everyone!" Lin Zaishan said.

"Zhiyang Yang, it's all your crow's mouth, what kind of wild boar as big as a cow, and now you really have one. See what you do? Wang Ziqiang complained on the side.

"What is this wild boar doing digging such a big hole? Does it want to be a road rage for car bandits? "Wisdom sheep said.

"Maybe it's waiting to intercept our beautiful President He." Lin Zaishan also quipped: "She said in the morning that she met a sturdy wild boar last night, and I guess Bacheng is this one, and it is reluctant to follow President He here." Isn't that right, President He? ”

"Shut your pig's mouth! It's just a wild boar, and it scares you fools. I shot it with one shot. He Annie said disdainfully. After she finished speaking, she got out of the car and walked quickly to Lin Zaishan's car. Lin Zaishan hurriedly said to her: "Don't act rashly! "But it was too late.

He Annie raised her hand to the boar and shot it, which hit the boar's skull accurately, but the boar did not die, because the bullet did not penetrate the boar's skull, but stuck in the bone gap.

He Annie was stunned for a moment, then raised her hand and fired another shot, and the bullet grazed the boar's back. The wild boar was furious, kicked its hind legs violently, and its huge body went straight towards He Annie like a crashing car.

"Come back soon!" Lin Zaishan yelled and jumped out of the car.

He Annie turned around and ran, in the eyes of most people, it shouldn't be a problem to run over a big fat pig, He Annie thought the same way. However, what she didn't expect was that the wild boar sprinted extremely fast, far beyond the running limit of ordinary people; What's more, this is still a mutated wild boar.

In less than three seconds, the wild boar had caught up with He Annie, and the big fangs on the pig's mouth went straight to He Annie's sexy buttocks.

At this moment, Lin Zaishan jumped from the side, hugged He Annie and rolled to the side of the road, which was able to avoid this fatal arch and defend the chrysanthemum of the beautiful President He.

The wild boar that missed with all its strength didn't have time to stop its footsteps, and the strong inertia made it continue to rush forward, turning over a few heels and crashing into He Annie's car, the car shook loudly, and everyone in the car exclaimed in unison. The wild boar got up, stretched his mouth to the bottom of the car and struggled to pick it up, the whole car immediately rolled over, the wild boar was still angry, and arched twice on the bottom of the car, until the car was lying on its back with four wheels facing the sky, and then attacked He Annie and Lin Zaishan on the side of the road.

Zhiyangyang, Wang Ziqiang and others had already reacted at this time, and those who had guns released their guns one after another. Lele also jumped out of the car and chased after the wild boar's tail, only to bite. The boar was shot several times and bitten in the buttocks, but it still ran forward.

He Annie seemed to have injured her foot in the roll just now and couldn't stand, so Lin Zaishan picked her up and threw her into his car. At this time, the wild boar had rushed to him, Lin Zaishan did not dare to enter the car, and jumped to the side of the road, and threw the military thorn in his hand, hitting the right front leg of the wild boar. The wild boar couldn't keep his balance, his right shoulder landed on the ground, and his huge body rolled and smashed into Lin Zaishan. Lin Zaishan dodged another leap from the ground, and the wild boar was only more than 1 foot away from him. The wild boar roared in pain, and then jumped up with all his might, and his big mouth arched straight into the forest. Lin Zaishan had just gotten up, and his center of gravity had not yet been adjusted, and he was no longer able to dodge.

At this moment, Lin Zaishan pulled out the electric baton on his waist and stabbed it into the pig's mouth. The huge body of the pig like a cow was suddenly paralyzed, and it pounced forward by inertia, and pressed Lin Zaishan under him by the way. Lin Zaishan screamed, pushing with all his strength, but the fat pig on his body did not move at all, and the saliva in the pig's mouth kept flowing to his face.

At this time, Song Chanjuan, Xiao Gang and Xiao Gang's friends all climbed out of the overturned car and surrounded them with the rest of the people.

"Shoot!" Chen Gengxin said to Wang Ziqiang.

"No, shooting will hit Captain Lin."

"Wouldn't it be okay if you shot from this angle?" Zhiyang Yang suggested.

"Bang bang bang!" A flurry of gunfire. The boar finally stopped moving, and the pig's blood gushed out, and it flowed all over Lin Zaishan, making his head and face covered with blood.

"Shanshan, how are you?" Anne Ho struggled over and asked.

"Hurry up and get the pig out of his place!" Song Chanjuan shouted loudly.

Everyone immediately woke up and pushed away the big fat pig that was pressing on Lin Zaishan's body. Song Chanjuan immediately squatted down to check his injuries.

Lin Zaishan took a sharp breath and said, "My ...... My ......."

Song Chanjuan hurriedly asked, "What's yours?" ”

"My balls...... Almost squashed by this fat pig. ”