"You're calling me? Haha, just like you, it's hard to protect yourself, and you still call me? ”

He looked at me with a sneer.

I also laughed and shook my head with a smile: "Hey, the heart is big, the heart is really big." ”

Then he couldn't laugh anymore: "What kind of thing is a big heart?" What's wrong with me? ”

I didn't speak, but circled around him, until he made me look up and down, and then I leaned over and whispered, "You're wilted!" ”

He was suddenly startled, and his body twitched fiercely: "What! You repeat! ”

I laughed, stretched out my finger and poked his fat chest: "It's the same when I say it a hundred times, you are wilted, you must be wilted, no matter how beautiful the female ghost is, you can't get hard!" Isn't it? ”

He looked weird, and he looked like he wanted to get angry, but he didn't have the confidence.

As soon as I saw his reaction, I knew that I was right, and immediately struck while the iron was hot: "You must know that some bad masters went to find female ghosts on the first and fifteenth days of the new year, and as soon as you arrived for two days, you were cold and straight, and you couldn't lift your strength, and the yin qi on your body was dissipated, and the yin yuan that had been saved for decades couldn't be suppressed and leaked out, right?" ”

Qiao Kunpeng's body froze when he heard this, and his eyes showed panic, but he still gritted his teeth and held on: "It's nothing, don't talk nonsense......"

I was happy, and grabbed a well-behaved female ghost in the team and carried it to him: "What's the matter? Come on, come on, let's try it if it's okay! ”

"You...... Don't mess around! Qiao Kunpeng immediately stepped back, his head so low that it was almost touching his chest.

The female revenant struggled hard, and slapped me with a hand, but where could a newly dead revenant hit me, I flashed over, pushed the female revenant back with a wicked smile, and then glared at Qiao Kunpeng, not speaking, just laughing.

Now he was embarrassed, lowered his head, twisted his fat body, and didn't dare to look at me.

I resisted the urge to laugh and looked at him with a look of pity.

In fact, it's not that he can't do it, it's that all the yin can't do it!

You think, you rely on yang energy to do that, but yin is all over the body, so naturally you can't arouse that interest.

If Yin Cha wants to drink flower wine, then he has to find a living soul, that is, the soul of a living person goes down to the underworld and plays tricks with them for fun, because only that little yang energy in the body of a living soul can arouse the earth fire and make them impulsive in the pure yin body.

And those living souls are usually crooked and heretical, just like Qiao Yang, they can absorb the pure yin qi on the yin cha to improve their Taoism, which can be said to be a mutually beneficial thing. But there are very few female evil ways to do this kind of lifeless business, and this thing is strictly forbidden by the underworld, so only those high-level yin who mix very well can get a glimpse of the way.

A master like Qiao Kunpeng, who has been mixing for decades and is still collecting the souls of the dead, naturally has no chance to see it.

Besides, as soon as I saw that his Yin Yuan was overflowing, I knew that he must not have found a living soul, or he would have let the evil Dao suck it dry earlier, where could he have such an abundant Yin Yuan?

But as soon as I tested him, he showed that "shy and timid" expression, which undoubtedly showed that he didn't understand this matter at all, and it was estimated that he must have wondered in his heart, how did other yin do it, why can't he do it, but he was embarrassed to ask about it, knowing that the yin of the door was not tight, and naturally it was impossible to take the initiative to mention it to him.

In this way, it is giving me a chance, if I don't hurry up and get off the donkey to sneak him, am I still Yang Lin?

As for the fifteenth day of junior high school, hehe, that's nonsense.

The first and fifteenth days of the first lunar month are the most important two days of the ten fasting days of Buddhism, and the most people in the yang world are incense on these two days, except for some natural yin and evil places and special circumstances, other places are when the yang energy is in full bloom, and the yin energy is the most declining, even the Bodhisattva of the earth said that these two days of chanting, you can go to the disaster to pray for blessings, they are these low-level yin differences, if there is no reaction at all, it is a strange thing.

A guy like him who only knows how to save Yin Yuan and has reached the level of overflow and has not been able to improve the Dao Xing, Yin Yuan will definitely leak out uncontrollably in those two days, but it will definitely not be able to leak much.

But this fool doesn't know, it made me poke in my heart, and I was "shy" with a face.

I laughed at him straight hair, and when I saw that the fire was almost over, I sighed and said, "Fellow countryman, for the sake of us being so fateful, I will show you a clear path, as for whether you want it or not, then it's up to you." ”

"Yes! I'm going to! ”

Qiao Kunpeng couldn't hold back, and leaned over to pull me with a hippie smile: "Little brother, uh, no, Daxian, for the sake of living in the Northeast, please treat me for this disease no matter what, whether to put out the fire or not is a trivial matter, the key is, suffer a crime." ”

I bit my lip so that I didn't laugh out loud, and said with a straight face: "Then it depends on whether you are sincere or not, this matter is not so easy to handle......

"You say, you can say whatever the conditions are."

I smiled: "What conditions can I have, what I mean by sincerity is not asking for money, but seeing if you can sincerely do what I say." ”

He smiled awkwardly: "I looked down on you, I was wrong, what should I do, you say." ”

I raised a finger: "One, you have to accumulate yin virtue and try your best to fulfill the long-cherished wish of the dead soul." ”

"What about these two......

He eagerly asked: "What is the second one, you say." ”

"The second is that you have to improve your Taoism, as far as your Taoism is concerned, it is said that you are not as good as a ghost who hooks the soul, you say it yourself, can your physical fitness be good?"

In fact, I want to tell him, you quickly put Feng Gouhao back in the yang world to meet his wife, and fulfill his long-cherished wish.

But it's too direct, if he realizes that I am fooling him, and roars in anger, there will definitely be more than one or two inconsistencies, and it is on other people's land, not to mention taking Feng Gouhao up, I'm afraid I won't even be able to go back.

He had to ask and do it himself.

Unexpectedly, he listened to the second one, and his face showed embarrassment: "This Yin virtue is easy to say, at most I will be busier at most, and I can improve the ...... of Taoism."

"Hey, I'll tell you the truth, I've been thinking about this all day long, but it's bitter, there's no way."

This second one was originally nonsense, and it had nothing to do with me, but this product got stuck in this matter.

I had to say: "Then you will accumulate Yin virtue first, Yin virtue is enough, your luck will be high, maybe one day you will bump into a powerful ghost, as long as you swallow a few, it is not a matter of minutes for the Tao to rise?" ”

He suddenly realized, nodded again and again, and thanked me: "Ouch, you said that I am a dead brain, but it's not what, I have a brother who is lucky, we teamed up to catch a ghost king, and saw that the ghost king was about to scatter, so he happened to let him swallow it, and he went up in a flash, and was promoted to the ...... of inspection."