Chapter 213: Conditioning the Yin
"Yes, the knife seller." I stared at him with impunity.
He hesitated for a moment and nodded: "A little bold, but when you come to this place, you have to be coiled by a dragon, or a tiger has to lie down, don't think about what to do on the master's land, understand?" β
I laughed: "Where are you talking, I know the rules, but ......"
He straightened his face: "Huh? But what? β
"Hey, nothing."
The more I didn't say it, the more uneasy he became, his little eyes blinked, and he fiddled with the mourning stick in his hand and sneered: "Don't say it, right?" β
I pretended to be afraid: "No, I'm afraid that I don't have a door on my mouth and will offend you again." β
"You say, I don't blame it."
I hesitated for a moment before looking at him and said, "I see that your complexion and luck are not very good, so I am a little worried about you." β
Yin Cha was immediately happy: "Worry about me? You're still worried about yourself...... Walk! β
He waved a mourning stick at me.
I didn't say anything, just sighed softly, shook my head helplessly, and followed the team forward.
The ability of the credit knife man has long been famous, and Lao Tzu has taken out the trick of fortune-telling and appearance, I don't believe he can hold back and not ask.
Don't say it, this guy looks naΓ―ve, but his brain is not spinning enough, as if he can see that I am not at ease, although his expression has changed and changed, but he actually hesitated and did not squeak.
I'm not in a hurry, follow the team and move forward, like him, there is an extra revenant in the team who is not aware of Ma Daha, sooner or later he will have to take the bait, anyway, there is still a Lost Soul Forest, and it is too late to do anything.
The road ahead became rugged, and under the skyline, there was a dense black shadow, the wind was blowing, and bursts of wind like a cry came, making all the souls in the team change color, and the outermost Ecstasy Forest of the underworld was about to arrive.
"Hurry up, what are you shivering, there is a master with you, what's wrong with you who are afraid of losing you?"
The body of the revenant who had just fallen to the ground was unstable, and he couldn't help the yin wind, and a gust of yin wind blew, and several of them seemed to be fluctuating.
Yin Cha had to cough: "Stop, the master is the most sympathetic to the souls, so let you rest for a while." When I passed the registration on Huangquan Road, I asked from the errand, remember to give me a five-star praise, do you know? β
I couldn't help but laugh out loud, when did the underworld start this set, no wonder this guy had to pretend to be so kind.
Yin cha glared: "You are laughing at a fart? β
"Don't get me wrong, I'm laughing at these guys for being timid, they've all become dead souls, and they're so cowardly, I don't know what to be afraid of."
My words immediately attracted the angry eyes of a group of dead souls, and it seems that whether I am alive or dead, people like me who provoke trouble are hated.
I shrank my head and hid to the side to stop squeaking, but when the yin saw that I looked fearless, he felt more and more strange, and couldn't help beckoning to me: "You are bold enough, what's the matter, aren't you afraid to go to the temple and sentence you to hell?" β
"That can't be."
"Oh? Why? β
"When I was alive, I solved disasters for others, I said what I should say and what I shouldn't say, I broke so much yang longevity, accumulated so many yin virtues, if you still throw me into hell, wouldn't it be unreasonable?"
Yin Cha really came to the interest: "You knife sellers, aren't you all killing all day long?" Or do you give people a way to solve problems? β
I smiled and deliberately raised my face: "What's wrong with selling knives, you can't solve disasters for people if you sell knives?" Let me tell you, I am a well-known living immortal above, and I have helped a lot of people......"
As I spoke, I looked gloomy again: "Can't you come down so early?" β
Yin was moved, pondered for a moment and asked, "Then what do you see from the master?" Ask you, and you will swallow it? Can you give me a happy word? β
"I ...... Ahem, listen to your accent, you were also our fellow countryman back then, right? β
Yin Cha nodded: "Ye was a native of Jilin before his death, and his surname was Qiao Kunpeng." β
I nodded again and again: "It's all fellow countrymen, then I won't hide it with you, there's nothing wrong with you, I'm just complaining for you, it seems that you have been doing this errand for a long time, right?" β
Qiao Kunpeng said with a little emotion: "According to the time of the Yang world, there are more than sixty years, what's the matter, what do you want to say?" β
"Sixty or seventy years? Oh my God, you haven't saved up some yin yuan for a change of position in so long? This is 108,000 miles worse than I thought, what about your waist card? How much is the number? β
At the mention of this, Qiao Kunpeng's expression was a little bitter, and his tone was smaller: "Master is the number 3190 of the word." β
I increased my forehead with my hand, with an expression that I couldn't bear to look at directly: "I'm a master, I'm afraid you're going to let people make a pit." β
"What do you mean?"
"Aren't you all in this line of work accumulating yin virtue, accumulating yin yuan, and then promoting your position based on merit? How can there be someone like you who has worked so hard for decades and still doesn't move his nest? To tell you the truth, I know a part-time man above, who has been working for more than ten years, and is already the head of the governor, with the number 83 of the funeral character, and the name of Jin Zi is. β
"What? You repeat? β
I looked distressed, stomped my feet and said: "Oh, how many times have I said that this is the case, the eighty-third word of mourning, Mr. Jinzi, that is my big brother above, everyone who works part-time has become the governor, you are still stupid here!" β
I know that the shadows can verify each other's identities, although I don't know how they check, but as long as he is willing to check, he is not afraid that this kid will not be tricked.
Sure enough, I saw that he immediately took out a waist card, and the yin qi in his hand was wrapped around it, and after a while, the cold light on the waist card flashed, because it was facing him, and I couldn't see what was revealed from my angle, but the expression on his big round face really froze, and even his eyes widened a lot, at least I could see the eyeballs.
"Damn, it's true, your brother is so tight!"
I don't know if he thinks I'm capable, or if he finds out that I have a powerful brother, his attitude suddenly eased a lot: "Little brother, in this way, we are also our own people, then tell my brother quickly, what is the difference between me and gold?" β
I'm about to laugh in my heart, one is doing the work of zero zero seven, and the other is doing the work of picking up the rags, can it be the same nature? But as long as it is an individual, he will more or less think that he is buried, and the pay is not proportional to the return, Qiao Kunpeng is naturally no exception, he will not consider the nature of the work is different, he will only think that he has been pitted by the system.
"You're not bad at anything, just a little bit of someone."
Qiao Kunpeng was a little excited: "What do you say, who can call me?" β
I smiled, leaned into his ear and whispered, "You don't have eyesight, the person who dials you is far away in the sky, close in front of you!" β