Chapter 776: Home Remedies for Serious Illnesses
The water is out, and the glory is gone! If you get through, you don't have to start again; It is not advisable to move forward, but to be punctual.
Because the little old man's body was too fast, everyone didn't see what was going on, even Zhou Lei, who had been staring at the little old man, didn't see how the little old man did it.
The stunned young man didn't understand why he was kneeling on the ground? Anyway, now I'm so numb that I can't even speak.
"Boy! If you want to play with your grandfather, you will be practicing for decades in your mother's womb! ”
After the little old man finished speaking, he shook his hand slightly, and the stunned young man rolled out like a ball, lying on the ground and not moving.
Originally, a few middle-aged men were also ready to come over to give the poor proprietress a grievance, but with the experience of this young man, they all stayed there honestly to watch the show.
The proprietress was originally timid and afraid of things, and it was also because this little old man looked weak and couldn't help it, and he didn't look like the identity of a powerful person, so she watched her man play tricks with this little old man.
The little old man looked around, and none of the diners around him dared to look at him, and they all lowered their heads.
Probably feeling bored, the little old man sighed and said, "Hey! Grandpa, I'm tired, so I won't give you young people general knowledge, then auntie, you go and get five eggs boiled and bring them! ”
The proprietress saw that the little old man was finally relieved, and immediately did as the little old man instructed.
The egg was freshly boiled and served in a bowl, and the little old man was not afraid of being hot, so he reached out and took one, and came to the little stall owner who was lying on the ground, and rolled it on him.
In this way, the little old man rolled five eggs on the limbs and torso of the stall owner.
The blisters on the stall owner's body were ruptured by the eggs, and a fishy pus flowed out.
The little old man put the eggs in a new bowl and asked the proprietress to peel them and feed them to his man.
The five eggs were still a little hot to the touch, they were really fresh, but when the skin was peeled, the egg whites inside were covered with black spots.
The proprietress looked at the egg in her hand and didn't know what to do, but there was no other way in front of her, so she fed him a man and ate it ruthlessly.
The little stall owner had eaten all five eggs, but was still in pain, and the proprietress glanced at the little old man with some timidity.
"Fetch a pot of white noodles!"
The little old man ordered again, and the proprietress didn't dare to slack off and immediately went to fetch a pot of white noodles.
The little old man reached out and grabbed the pot of white noodles and pursed his lips, as if he didn't think the white noodles were good.
While everyone was wondering, the little old man sat down and took off his shoes.
Generally speaking, when people are old, their bodies will be dry, and they rarely sweat, so the body odor will be light, but the feet of this little old man are really stinky, and even Zhou Lei, who was quietly observing from a distance, felt a little spicy.
The people standing around were stiffened, but they didn't dare to make any big moves.
The little old man looked at the people around him coldly, ignored it, and put his feet into the basin.
This little old man was a sweaty foot, and this one reached into the basin and immediately stuck a layer of white flour.
"The big girl is beautiful, the big girl is ......"
The little old man was humming a folk song while rubbing the white noodles on his feet, and finally rolled out two balls the size of a ping-pong ball, but the balls were yellow!
The little old man put the two small noodle balls in the bowl, and said, "Feed him the medicine!" ”
The proprietress picked up the bowl and looked at it, it wasn't this disgusting appearance, just the pungent smell was unbearable, but think about it, the weird eggs just now were eaten, and the two dirty dough were not bad.
This proprietress was ruthless, so she fed these two dirty dough to her own men and ate them!
After the stall owner ate the two foot-rubbing dough, his stomach began to gurgle.
After a while, the stall owner suddenly got up on his own, crawled to the side of the road and vomited wildly.
The stall owner vomited intermittently for more than ten minutes, spitting up sewage all over the ground, and there were still some small red bugs wriggling in the sewage!
After the stall owner spit out all the dirty water, he was obviously much more comfortable, after all, he was a big man in his early forties, and he was in the prime of life, so he supported the ground with his hands and barely stood up.
As soon as the stall owner stood up, he suddenly squatted down again with his hands on his stomach.
"Eh!"
In the blink of an eye, the stall owner was rolling on the ground in pain.
When the proprietress saw her man's painful appearance, she was completely devastated! He knelt down and began to kowtow to the little old man again.
The old lady in the countryside diner, seeing the appearance of this proprietress, was really a little unbearable, and said to the little old man: "His eldest brother, you see that this little couple also knows that it is wrong, it is not easy for them outsiders to come here to do small business, you are a master when you are old, spare them!" ”
"I didn't say I wouldn't forgive! Besides, what does this have to do with me? I said there was a worm on the cake, and he said it was a green onion, and he ate it! This is self-inflicted, and you cannot live! My grandfather kindly saved his life, and you all treated him as a donkey's liver and lungs! ”
After listening to the little old man's words, the old lady didn't know what to say, so she stomped her feet and sighed.
"Haha! Actually, it's not difficult to save him, all you need is the boy's urine, but you have to hurry! It is estimated that in another quarter of an hour, the worm will grow up, and the person will not be saved! ”
"Ahh Isn't a quarter of an hour fifteen minutes! In such a short time, where can I find a boy to pee! ”
After the old lady finished speaking, she looked at the people around her, and this didn't look like a child!
The proprietress collapsed to the ground.
When the little old man saw the appearance of everyone, he laughed, and then pointed at Zhou Lei and said, "Isn't that far away in the sky!" ”
Zhou Lei saw that everyone was looking at him, his face immediately turned red, and his head was lowered.
Whether this is a boy or not, Zhou Lei himself knows best, just a few days ago, he was still messing around with a few female students in a nightclub! Is this a child who has never had a child with him?
Seeing that Zhou Lei bowed his head and was silent, the little old man was a little unhappy, and said in a deep voice: "Grandpa asks you to pee, you will pee!" ”
Zhou Lei saw the terrifying eyes of the little old man, and didn't dare to disobey, so he took a new bowl on the table next to him, ran to the grove on the side, and brought back a bowl full of urine "boy urine".
This time, the stall owner was quite conscious, and when he saw Zhou Lei come back with a big bowl of "boy urine", he couldn't stop complaining in his heart, if this is a five or six-year-old child, then drink it, isn't there a boy urine boiled eggs in some places, is this a famous snack, but in front of Zhou Lei, that is a big boy, how do you let me drink!
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