Chapter 775 Life
God does not bless it, and the time is not right; Flowers are broken by the wind, and people are at the bottom of the sea.
The owner of the stall listened to the little old man's words, and looked at the remaining hanging oven cake, and it turned out that there was a fly on this cake, and half of the fly's body was wrapped in the cake, and the exposed half of the body was also fried to a golden light, and it seemed that the little old man could not have put it on it.
In fact, in this kind of stall, it is understandable to encounter this kind of thing, after all, it is a small stall that does not even have procedures and health certificates, but the money for this meal has to be exempted from others.
If there are few people to eat in normal times, the little boss may give the old man free of this meal, but now it is the meal, this stall is full of guests, you give him a free order, and other guests have to do it! Although the sheep soup hanging oven cake is not worth a few dollars, if so many guests are free of charge, then the day will be in vain!
The little boss also reacted quickly, went over and picked up the hanger, tore off the fly with it, threw it into his mouth and smiled: "This is green onion!" Old man! ”
When the little old man saw that the stall owner had eaten the fly, he laughed and said, "Okay grandson! Do you dare to eat this? Balls! ”
Although the little old man seemed to be quite young, he called himself a grandson, and the little stall owner was not happy.
"Old man, it's not right for you to talk like this at such an age, this meal is eighty in total, you hurry up and settle the meal money, otherwise ......"
Although this small stall owner is angry, he is a small business after all, and he is afraid of things! So I didn't say the second half of the sentence, but I didn't expect this little old man to be reluctant.
"What else can you do?"
The little old man stepped forward and pointed to the stall owner's nose and questioned.
No matter how afraid this little stall owner is, he is also a gentleman, and when he saw that this little old man was still energetic, he said angrily: "Otherwise, I will whip you eighty yuan of land!" ”
Seeing that the man in his family was about to cause trouble, the hostess immediately came to stop him, and the kind-hearted diners also persuaded him.
With this step, the little stall owner told the little old man to get out of here, and he should be invited to dinner today.
Originally, this result was good, but I didn't expect this little old man to still sit there and not leave, I have to see how this little stall owner will draw his eighty yuan for a while!
The little stall owner was finally enraged by the little old man, and was about to come over with his arms and sleeves, but as soon as he took two steps, he covered his stomach and squatted down.
"Eh, my stomach ......" The stall owner seemed to be in a terrible pain, and he couldn't say the second half of a sentence.
When the little old man saw the stall owner fall to the ground, he took out a black cigarette case from his bosom, took out a particularly delicate cigarette and lit it.
This smoke Zhou Lei knows, called the treasurer slim and black!
Treasury cigarettes are a line of treasury brands manufactured by Premier Tobacco Company of England and are the most expensive cigarette brands in the world.
In addition to being the most expensive, the Treasury line is also one of the most elusive cigarettes.
The cigarettes produced by the brand are made from only the highest quality materials and are said to be picked from specialized plantations in Brazil and immediately packed and flown over.
The Treasury cigarette range has a number of brands, including Treasury Aluminum Black, Treasury Aluminum Gold, Treasury Deluxe Black and Treasury Slim Black, the most expensive of which is this Treasurer Slim Black.
The price of the treasurer's slim black in foreign countries is 60 to 70 dollars a box, because the production is not high, the export volume is very small, and it costs more than 1,000 yuan in China.
Zhou Lei had also smoked this brand of cigarettes for a while before, so he had a special impression of this treasurer's slim blackness.
The little old man took a puff of cigarette, spit out a smoke ring, and said with a smile: "Grandson! The one you just ate was an egg, and now it's a worm! If you don't hurry up and find a way, the little worm will grow up in a while, and it will immediately ovulate in your body, and when the time comes, even if you ask Da Luo Jinxian to go down to earth, you won't be able to save you! ”
Because the scene was more panicked, no one paid attention to the crazy old man, and the proprietress of this stall saw that she was in great pain, so she was ready to call an ambulance, but there was no signal on her mobile phone.
When the diners here saw that the old bridesmaid couldn't get through on the phone, they all helped to call, but they didn't expect that there was no signal.
Although it is on the side of the road, it is not far from the beach, and it is not remote, and the mobile phone has never been in this situation, and it is also a little catch-up!
Zhou Lei didn't think like others, because he had been observing the little old man, and when he saw that the little old man just sat down again, he took out a small statue and played with it, as if the small statue also flashed a light, could it be that this small statue blocked the signal.
Thinking of this week, Lei observed the little old man more closely.
Seeing that the phone couldn't get through, the proprietress simply pushed the tricycle out and wanted to step on the tricycle to send her man to the hospital.
The proprietress moved everyone and came over to help, but unexpectedly, the little stall owner now has blisters all over his body, and he can't touch it at all, as long as he moves, he rolls on the ground in pain.
Among these diners, there is an elderly lady, this old lady seems to be from the authentic northeast countryside, know a little about this matter, and then look at the little old man's dress, and the shaman who dances the great god in the rural hometown is too similar, so this enthusiastic old lady reminded the proprietress to ask this little old man!
The proprietress also felt that this matter was a bit evil, she was a southerner and believed in it, and thought that her man was a Gu, so she immediately begged the little old man for help.
When the little old man saw that the proprietress had finally come to beg him, he pointed to the stall owner who was rolling on the ground and smiled, "I haven't seen how he smoked his eighty yuan!" How can you save him. ”
After listening to the little old man's words, everyone suddenly realized that this little old man was not waiting here to be beaten, but people wanted to see the stall owner pumping himself!
At this time, the little stall owner was already in pain and almost out of shape, and his daughter-in-law really had no choice but to kneel down and kowtow to the little old man, but the little old man was still indifferent.
There was a young man who had come to dinner who couldn't stand it anymore, and when he came to the little old man, he stretched out his hand and was about to pull him up.
The young man worked at a nearby construction site, and he was a hard worker, and his body was as strong as an ox, and his arms were thicker than the little old man's thighs twice.
When the little old man saw that the young man had made a move, he was still sitting in place and did not move, looking calm.
The young man also had a fiery temper, and was angry with the appearance of this little old man, and he added strength to his hands, and grabbed it like an eagle catching a chicken.
Just when everyone thought that this old man had to suffer, they didn't expect this young man to kneel in front of this little old man!
It turned out that the little old man had grabbed the young man's wrist, and it seemed that he had also grasped some of his acupuncture points.