"Smack." The Emperor hit me on the back of the head, and I begged for it. But my relationship with the emperor eased.

I was not convinced and said: "Somehow, the Queen Mother seems to have returned to the stage of pregnancy and childbirth. Maybe the old man likes to think about it, and he believes it. Yes, all of a sudden, I had the idea. In the past, the Queen Mother would drink tea, but she quit early these years. As a result, there will be a tea party. Fortunately, the concubine did not take it literally. The fools, eggs, and concubines have all gone to prepare tea! Overly smart concubines don't know what they're doing. In terms of intelligence, there are really no concubines here. It's not good to survive in the harem without intelligence, but unfortunately, the concubines just don't have it. ”

The emperor suddenly approved: "You can also bear another gourd seed!" ”

I smiled and immediately said: "As long as the emperor delegates power, beats and scolds with me, pigs and wild raisers with me, I will be much more relieved." ”

"Smack." The Emperor scolded me in the back with both hands and bowed, then glared at me for a moment, then stood up and walked away. This is the temper of the emperor. The emperor has a good face and is extremely exquisite. The emperor is extremely particular about everything in all aspects of life. As a result, I proposed to raise the prince wild pigs, and the emperor would agree? It would be nice not to cut off my head. So hit me many times.

Word spread quickly. On the contrary, it is beneficial to me, which shows that although I beg to be beaten, I am favored, and I have nothing to do. If someone else begged to beat and angered the emperor, he would have been dragged out and beheaded, and this is where my Concubine Rong is so smart. It can be seen that I am favored. And the girl who kept vigil in my house had already withdrawn. Imagine that the master is angry and in a bad mood, and is looking for a slave to be caught as a punching bag, beating and scolding the slave fiercely. The six of them had just taken advantage of the emperor's anger and left, and they were very clever and slipped out. It's kind of clever to escape the catastrophe.

I thought the emperor was gone. So I'm hoping yes. I'm already asleep under the covers. And I fell asleep very quickly with a big heart. The Emperor appeared in my dormitory fifty minutes later. The emperor was surprised, but he didn't expect me to fall asleep. But the Emperor hesitated for three minutes, and decided to stay and sleep with me for the night. So the emperor made an important decision. The good thing is that I'm more favored. It turned out that it had been more than seven months, and Concubine Rong had not flipped the brand. are all favored by other concubines in the harem. So someone immediately bullied Concubine Rong. Fortunately, the emperor favored Concubine Rong and took the initiative to hand over the crown prince to Concubine Rong to raise, while the other concubines explicitly hinted that they wanted to raise the prince, but the emperor did not agree. And Concubine Rong didn't ask for this beauty difference at all, but the emperor pushed the crown prince to Concubine Rong to raise, giving Concubine Rong a great favor. This is the foundation of Concubine Rong's salted fish's return to favor. And it has brought a lot of borrowing power to Concubine Rong's flying in the future. After all, he raised the prince, and when I think about it, I feel very decent, and it is a good opportunity to make oil and water.

Therefore, many concubines are ready to move when they put eyeliner in Concubine Rong's palace, and they are all vying for the opportunity to keep vigil. But I, Concubine Rong, pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger, and used the most clever tricks to make the slaves and maids in my palace who intended to hook up with the emperor's servants die forever. This kind of thing happened to the two frequent rooms in the harem;

One is Jia Concubine, there is a palace maid named [Chunjing Niang] in her palace who succeeded in hooking up with the emperor while Jia Concubine was not in an exotic style. I heard that Chunjingniang made an easy move for the first time. was so angry that Jia Concubine was so angry for the next four months until the Chinese New Year, she couldn't sleep well or eat well. However, the emperor took into account the opinions of Jia Concubine and did not give Chunjingniang any name, and Chunjingniang was still a palace maid. And he has already punished Concubine Tong Jia as the main punishment to go to the flower room to be a flower slave. And the emperor didn't pity Chunjingniang for the sake of the concubine's face.

But tonight, Chun Jing Niang died suddenly in the flower room, and in the future, there will be no existence in the harem of this favored celebrity Chun Jing Niang, who is too ostentatious and envied by many people. Chunjingniang died of sudden death from fatigue. In fact, he died of suffocation. The thread tied Chunjingniang up, and then immediately pasted her face with wet wipes, pasted several sheets, and the woman died ten minutes later.

The second concubine who has such ugly and disgusting things is Concubine Li [Li Yue]. Li Yue treated the show girl who was born in an official family and the palace maid was called [Zheng Yiyi]. Zheng Yiyi was lucky and agreed. She was the first dog slave who succeeded, and the palace maid turned over, and Concubine Li was kind to her again, and became the envy of many palace maids and slaves in the harem. But tonight, Zheng Yiyi committed suicide by hanging herself. I did it secretly, too. The concubines and palace maids who commit suicide according to the palace rules will cause their mother's family to suffer crimes. I'm not simple, I used a paper figure to hang Zheng Yiyi in her sleep on the top of the bed, and a protruding wooden corner hanged her. It looks like she's killing herself.

I thought to myself that if the emperor dared to do this, he must be dissatisfied with the harem concubines, and it also shows that the emperor is very greedy for novelty and curiosity. So I'm going to take advantage of that. I sent all the palace maids and concubines in the east and west palaces to greet a poo.

Tonight, the dead in the harem are capable, beautiful, alive and favored, and there are seventy other palace maids. That's what I do with paper figurines. The harem can't survive without means. Then I thought about my palace. I assassinated my palace maids who were high-status, shrewd, well-connected, and powerful. For they have already touched my palace, and they hold important positions, and if they betray me, they will deal me a heavy blow. Therefore, all the powerful old grandmothers and princesses in my palace were killed and dropped by me.

In the end, I ended up dealing with 287 new concubines in the harem. Because I lost them and became my friends. Because the old concubine's foundation is too stable, I don't dare to act rashly. And the palace maid father-in-law who doesn't work in the Zodiac, I'm also the leader, powerful, high-status, shrewd, capable, and capable old qualified slaves have all been removed.

When it dawned, I was very happy and relaxed.

I woke up and smiled, and when the emperor saw it, he was in a much better mood. The emperor put his arm around me and became more affectionate to me. Only I know that I learned a lot of skills in one night, and I have updated myself well. It has become the taste of the new concubine that the emperor likes. Hu Gongmaiden naturally looked at me much more pleasing to the eye.

Cold, I soon had the urge to vomit. The Emperor was also surprised. The emperor is very experienced, and guessed that I was happy. I just didn't expect my retching to come so quickly. But the emperor's heart is very beautiful. He was very happy that Tianzi was his father. The emperor's heart is happy, and it is even more pleasing to the eye when he looks at me.

I guess the emperor is already hoping that I will give birth to another brother for him.

I spoke wisely to the Emperor; "Your Majesty, in order to raise the prince more delicately and more noblely, I want to decorate the inside of my palace, do you think it is suitable?"

"As it should be!" The emperor blurted out.

I was smart and said, "There is a very comfortable big bed in the palace of the Queen Mother. I'd like to exchange ideas with the Queen Mother. Anyway, the Queen Mother is generous, and the Queen Mother loves me in private, I think she will agree. I'll go back and get it myself. Oops, my little waist is going to be very bulky and big, and I have to put it on a nice big bed. ”

The emperor smiled: "You are really daring. No woman dared to snatch the Queen Mother's bed. Which one? ”

I smiled and said, "Huanghuali big bed!" ”

"Aha." The emperor couldn't help laughing, because this kind of big bed is quite expensive, and the queen mother must be distressed and reluctant, and there is a good show to watch now.