"Really? I didn't expect Concubine Yu to be so good at being a person. That's good. Ignorant little concubine immediately said. But she got into trouble.

The emperor was immediately furious, turned his head to look at the beaten Concubine Yu and scolded: "Slut! How did I forget that? It's a concubine again, and a prime minister, you really know how to behave. I'm out of trouble with you. Forget it, stop fighting. How do you explain if you are killed? ”

The Queen Mother was so angry that she almost went up to teach Concubine Yu a lesson.

I was surprised, and immediately commanded loudly: "Appreciate Concubine Yu's yellow soup and water." ”

When the Queen Mother looked back, she immediately turned her anger into laughter.

I went on to shout, "Yellow soup rice!" Less! ”

When the Queen Mother heard this, she turned her anger into joy.

Soon six buckets of manure were brought up. Concubine Yu was very capable of being beaten, and sure enough, she had a lot of strength to resist, and then she cried and cried desperately to kick her legs and stretch her arms, and finally poured down three and a half bowls.

"Your Majesty, you can't bully Concubine Yu, you can't!" A newly sealed concubine came out in blood-red clothes, knelt down and begged, more domineering than me.

The sixteen concubines around me were so angry that their eyes fell out and their necks were crooked.

This rampant slut who has just been crowned a concubine is so hostile to us and the queen mother, and many palace servants are talking about it. It's as simple as that, my bad reputation before suddenly disappeared, and I turned to praise me, and many people in the palace praised me for my ability.

I said loudly to the emperor: "At the beginning, the concubine wore yellow clothes and reprimanded the queen, insisting that I was wearing clothes similar to red, and I was punished for kneeling for three or four hours." ”

"I'm not blind, it's blood-red clothes." A palace maid wittily said, "If the queen is here, wouldn't she be angry." ”

"There are also red flowers in the hair." A certain concubine said.

"It's red on the pants too. Shoes and socks are also red. This Han woman used the customs of the Han people. The mind is also Han Chinese. Positive red blood red all used. It's so rampant. It's really vicious. Vicious! It's scary. Concubine Tian said again.

The emperor also found out, and sure enough, he was very angry. was about to scold her, but I immediately shouted: "Your Majesty, she shook out the matter of Concubine Yu pretending to be pregnant, and Concubine Yu has a mortal enmity with her." Sure enough, this matter is very big, and this concubine is a blockbuster. I don't think she should be on good terms with Concubine Yu. The matter of red clothes, put aside for the time being, and listen to her. ”

When many concubines heard this, they also knew that this concubine had been against Concubine Yu like this. And the concubine who didn't know before now knows. I was also very surprised, I didn't expect this kneeling concubine to have such a big holiday with Concubine Yu who is now going to be saved. The fool also knows that pretending to be pregnant is a felony, and even punishable by death.

Many of the palace servants were all talking.

But the concubine in red only cried and couldn't say anything.

I said wittily: "Your Majesty, since she is just crying, she can't say anything." Then let Concubine Yu say the following. Concubine Yu only ate corn paste, where did the concubines think. However, Concubine Yu acted, Danjiao. Only when the level is high can you be a pillar. ”

"I really know how to act. It's like you're actually eating poop. A concubine said.

"yes, yes, I believe it all, it stinks."

A father-in-law who was feeding the rice immediately said; "The little princess put it down, and I can't do anything about it. The little princess is the master, I'm just a slave. A lump of shit was put down. ”

A certain grandmother smiled: "No, it's eggplant." Uhhhh Pickled eggplant. The little princess is adding vegetables to her. It should be sweet. Uhhhh ”

The emperor laughed when he heard this, and sure enough, the emperor didn't want to execute her, which was really strange.

I also think it's strange, and the concubines around me think it's strange.

I said to the emperor very wittily: "Your Majesty, the holy decree has been issued, and the majesty is important. It couldn't be more deserved. It's better to hand over Concubine Rong of the concubine to Concubine Yu. The status of the concubine body is cut off, and the concubine body does not want any name. Later, Concubine Yu immediately changed her name to Concubine Rong, and the concubine was the first to agree. ”

When the other concubines heard this, although they were very surprised and quite surprised, they were very clever and clever, and no one jumped out to object. The emperor was really satisfied, looked back at me with a smile and said, "I have wronged you, and you will be a concubine in the future...... I'll seal your golden concubine, okay? Anyway, you like gold, you like money. You really don't have big ambitions. I've also lifted you up, so it's better to change it. ”

I immediately ran to the emperor and knelt down, and quickly kowtowed to receive the decree. Speaking of which, Concubine Yu was really good, stimulated by such humiliation, her ability to adapt to changes and her excellence, she also crawled over with a smile, and immediately kowtowed to the emperor.

I kowtowed first, so I thanked first: "The concubine is grateful, and the concubine is ashamed." This country is a matter of the world, the concubines have no merit, and the concubines just have seniority. It's already very good to have a concubine. The concubines are content. Well. ”

After a while, the overjoyed Concubine Yu Rong Guifei came over. Immediately smiled and said: "The concubine is the concubine, Emperor Xie, you scared the concubine to death." ”

I was very smart and witty, raised my head and congratulated: "The Yu character in the past is really awkward, there are so many strokes." Rong is good, simple. Coupled with a concubine that everyone can understand, it is the most suitable and the best. Rong Guifei is good. ”

"That's right." Hehehe.

Concubine Rong said very happily, nodded and patted me on the shoulder. Meaning to beat me.

I immediately said to the emperor wittily: "Your Majesty, in the past, the queen mother taught her concubines dozens of times, but now that I think about it, the queen mother originally told the emperor tactfully and virtuously that it was really not appropriate for the emperor to reward his concubines in the past." The queen has a mouth, she has never proposed to abolish a concubine, she can't say this kind of thing. The concubine remembered very well that since the queen entered the palace to Xianyou, she had never abolished a woman. It shows that the queen is all-encompassing and virtuous. ”

"You see that you have taught the queen dozens of times, you can really do it! Hum. Concubine You immediately jumped out and accused me.

As a result, she was immediately unlucky, and the emperor scolded: "I am thinking about the empress, what are you jumping out and humming?" Something mushy. I don't want to be your concubine. Talk about it as a concubine...... It's better for the nobles. I don't think you're the head of the house. ”

Concubine You was frightened and cried.

I said very wittily and wisely: "The concubine is ashamed of the position of concubine, and I am willing to be there always." The main thing is that the intention is good. It feels auspicious. I feel that the second half of my life is smooth and smooth. This concubine is actually not suitable for concubines. The concubine has no talent for governing the family, so let's go down. No wonder the Queen Mother also ...... from time to time Teach the lesson and beat the concubines. Now I think that the concubine's ability is insufficient, and she is in a high position. No wonder everyone in the harem has never looked at the concubines pleasing to the eye. In fact, it is also providential. In the past, the concubines were young and ignorant, and they really didn't realize this truth. Today suddenly the mouth stopped. "I looked a little embarrassed, Concubine Yu.