Although the old turtle is treacherous and verbose, fortunately, it is very fast. I had just slept on his back, and when I woke up, I was already on the mountain. In front of him was the red fruit tree in his mouth, full of fruit, red, very gratifying. Next to the tree, the clouds were thin, a bit like the silk in the apple that my father used to make to please my mother, or the marshmallow that had been torn thin, would move and slowly float past my eyes.

Kuroko is like a child who has never seen the world, and he even reaches out to grab it, of course he can't catch anything, and when he can't catch it, he turns his head to look at me again, as if he wants to share something with me. But he really looked at me, and he didn't speak, but kept a straight face, and regained his dark and cold face, which was very annoying.

The old turtle blinked at his old eyes and said proudly, "Luang, I didn't lie to you, did I?" Your aunt was here to ask for marriage, if you look for it, maybe there is a red rope she tied on it. ”

I didn't want to pay attention to him, and I was a little shocked by the sea of clouds in front of me, so I only replied to him with an "oh", sat down on the ground, and leaned against the red fruit tree to watch the clouds. At the far end of the sea of clouds, a Dapeng bird drove a dragon car, and the sun was sitting on the car, and he hadn't woken up yet, his head was little by little, and he kept dozing off.

As I watched them from far to near, and from near to far, I couldn't help but think of my aunt.

At that time, the demon world and the fairy world were fighting, and the demons died and hidden, and the grandfather, who was the lord of the demon world, also died in battle. Grandma was caught alone in the Nine Heavens, and she was very unconvinced by the Jade Emperor Lao'er, who was sitting in a precarious position, and said a lot of scolding him. As a result, the old man was angry, so he ordered his grandmother to be thrown into the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun, and let him use the samadhi true fire to practice for 7749 days.

Seven or forty-nine days later, my grandmother was gone, and there was nothing left. However, there was an extra crane egg in the alchemy furnace, which was boiled so black that no one could break it. Taishang Laojun had no choice, and he was afraid that the Jade Emperor would blame him, so he had to add firewood and add fire, and he practiced for 7749 days. In this way, the egg became more and more fierce, and the fiercer it became, and it became very powerful. It's just that at that time they didn't know how powerful he was, because he hadn't hatched yet, and he was just a little baby.

That egg is my father, not my aunt.

My aunt was in the Unbounded Mountain, in the old turtle's nest. As soon as she landed, she lost her parents, and she watched her father being beaten to death and her mother being taken away, so to speak, she was born with hatred. So, as soon as she broke the shell, she rushed to the Nine Heavens to take revenge. Their sister and brother were connected, and the aunt knew that her father was in the mansion of Taishang Laojun, so she waved her wings and broke in, naturally she didn't get any bargains, and she was beaten into a bald crane and fled to the east in a hurry. On the way, I don't know if it was a coincidence or a conspiracy, but anyway, I ran into my old fairy uncle. The old fairy turned her into a little fairy, not only deceived the people who chased her, but also brought her back to Tangting Mountain-

That is, at this moment, this immortal mountain is under my ass.

When I came back to my senses, there was already a large cloud around me, damp and refreshing, which was a strange feeling. The old turtle had already left, and Kuroko picked up a bunch of red fruits, muttering that this was the fairy fruit on the fairy mountain, and that eating it would definitely bring the dead back to life, and that his girl was saved, and he was very happy. When I got up, a pile of hawthorn nuts rolled down from the bones of my skirt - this dead black man dared to use my skirt as a cloth pocket!

I chased after him and bumped into a very good-looking immortal, with fluttering clothes, which simply met all our fantasies about immortals. Kuroko knelt down and kowtowed at that time, begging others to save his girl and save him. I kicked him impatiently and replied for the immortal: "People are very busy, how can they have time to care about your?" ”

But this immortal is really idle, pointing to the six-hairpin on my head and saying, "You are a young man, right?" ”

I'm so annoyed with these immortals, and I act like a know-it-all bastard at every turn. I also ran into a few before, and when I saw that I was wearing a six-fold hairpin on my head, I came up to inquire without waiting for me to speak: "You have a good relationship with that person in Tangting Mountain, right?" Is it a junior? Do you know the Nine Mile Girl? Tut-tut, there's a story in between! Have you heard of it all? "—I'm so annoyed! It's even more gossip than those old witches who are old and tell people about pimping at every turn, and they look like fairies, all of them are soaked in gossip soup!

But when they came up, they asked me if I was the first one.

I looked at his good-looking skin and threw out a fairly impressive opening: "You are my old fairy uncle, right?" ”

Uncle is the old fairy, much more stable than the gossip fairies I have seen before, after hearing my words, he didn't even raise his eyebrows, and immediately admitted it, not only admitted, but also asked me who the mortal sunspot next to me was. I didn't have the heart to say that it was my sweetheart. Kuroko waved his hand in fright, arguing that I had captured him, along with his precious sister who was sealed in a hexa-hairpin.

I gritted my back molars next to me: This dead black man, he never forgets his lover sister anywhere, it's so hateful!

My uncle invited us to sit in his house, and at the same time, he turned back to the hawthorn tree and said, "Your aunt used to like this place the most, and when she was unhappy, she ran up to drink, and her alcohol was ...... Hehe......

There are a lot of emotions in him, I'm still young, I can't hear it, but I don't want to show weakness in front of a family enemy like him, and immediately retorted, what are you hehe, what's wrong with the young girl's drinking? The amount of alcohol is not something that goes up after drinking? Who was born with a wine bag and a rice bag?

After speaking, I began to reflect, this family affection is family affection, my aunt is trapped by love and put her life into the house, and she should be expelled from the demon immediately if she is not firm, that is also my aunt, I can say it, others can't say it! Especially this old fairy, if it weren't for him, would my aunt have ended up so miserable? Harmful spirits!

When the old fairy heard me scolding him, she looked back at me and said with a smile, "Your temperament is really the same as hers."

I'm not happy again, you know that I haven't even had a sip of wine, why are you pointing fingers at me? Why is my temperament the same as hers? You guys, just rely on your long life to bully me for not seeing that old witch! How gentle and kind I am, why do you say that I have the same temperament as hers? What a bully! I'm!

My uncle may have offended me once when he opened his mouth, and after saying that, he stopped talking to me. He walked quietly down the mountain, quiet and beautiful, and a little pitiful.

He didn't talk to me, and Kuroko never took the initiative to speak, and after a long time, I was a little bored, reflecting on whether my impression of my uncle was too preconceived, and he shouldn't say a word. What if people still have remorse for killing the old witch of Jiuli, and when they see my eldest niece, they want to make up for it! I'm being ruthless again, I'm in a hurry, I turned back to the house, there is no good wine, no good food, what should I do if I close the door and let the dog bite me?

My father taught me since I was a child that a good man does not suffer immediate losses. Back then, he had been in the furnace of Taishang Laojun for so long, and the good crane eggs were almost smelted into coal! Aunt Jiuli was sealed by the old fairy and turned into a little fairy daughter, and she has been learning art in the Tangting Mountain for so many years, and she is about to learn to become a fool! Back then, how calm the two of them were! At that time, if no one could bear it and yelled Lao Tzu (Lao Niang) to quit, then how could there be the prosperity of the demon world today!

I think my father is right, I have to follow this old fairy, beg for wine, beg for food, and beg for my aunt's old diary!

But when I think about it again, my mother also told me that to be a demon you have to be chic and never aggrieved! She said that she was so aggrieved all day long, what kind of demon are she doing? Go to the mortal world to be a gas bag, or simply go back to the sky to be an immortal!

Oh, you may not know that before I met my father, my mother was a little fairy in the sky, a blue bird in the palace of the queen mother, the kind of star and moon everywhere she went, and everyone loved her! My father said that my mother doesn't eat fireworks in the world, because she has lived a good life since she was a child, and she doesn't know the difficulty of his sister and brother in revenge and entrepreneurship! When I first married my father, every morning, my father didn't wet his face towel and handed it to him, and he didn't even open his eyes!

Such a character, my father said, do you expect people to understand your mental journey back then, and expect her to understand that it is not called cowardice, but dormancy, isn't it more difficult than ascending to the sky?

My brother is a big pig's trotter, and he didn't read the book well, and he didn't understand the rhetorical use of metaphors. Everyone in the family rolled their eyes at him, and no one wanted to explain to him. I don't know how this child can still deceive his daughter-in-law later, it's really a strange case.

Anyway, I asked my dad at the time, my mother asked you to hand you a towel, and you handed the towel? My dad smiled and said that this is a hero who doesn't suffer immediate losses!

All in all, in short, my father and mother used a combination of words and deeds to show me the life philosophy of "endure if you can't fight, and wave if you can fight", and I decided to use it at this moment.

So I asked my old fairy uncle what kind of wine it was. Uncle said that it was your aunt's favorite Dongshan brew before, known as the "stuffy donkey" kind. As soon as I heard it, I thought it was not good, people were under the eaves, they had to bow their heads, they could be chic at any time, and donkeys could not be suffocated every day. So I pretended to be obedient, I hated to hold my uncle with my left hand, pull the sunspot with my right hand, and trot all the way down the mountain.

Uncle's fairy mansion is halfway up the mountain, with a waterfall next to it, and a small field with surround sound, magnificent!

No matter how good it looks, I immediately became a mortal who had never seen the world like Kuroko, and I was so amazed that my saliva was about to flow out. From the idle cloud in the sky to the black stone on the edge of the cliff; From the gold tiles on the wall to the white marble under the feet, I can boast all the praises, and I can't take a piece away. But as soon as I entered the door, I was stupid and blurted out-

"Your yard, the wrong version!"

Sisters, it's really not bad that I'm rude, and the courtyard is also very simple, I can understand why my aunt felt that it was hard to learn art in Tangting Mountain back then. If you want me, I will also cry bitter! Thatched huts, stone slabs, and open-air animal sheds don't even have a stopper, so they don't have anything to do with it! The donkey is still stuffy in this place, too, if it is not stuffy, the donkey will not want to come in!

I was reluctant to go in with the door frame, and the bearded man who chopped wood laughed and squirted saliva! The maid who was drying the clothes looked at me very strangely, very strangely, as if I was the ugly woman with a pockmarked face! I hugged the door frame and cried, "Auntie, you have suffered! My niece is not filial, and now I know what kind of life you lived back then! What a dignified mountain, it's clearly a bandit's den! ”

Kuroko also looked at me strangely.

Thinking about it, this was the first time he had looked at me seriously, and I hesitated, but wiped my snot away. I know it's spineless, but who makes me like him, what girl in the world wants to have a snot in front of her sweetheart?

I don't want to anyway.