Strange to say, when I wiped my nose clean and looked again, the thatched house became a white jade hall, and the animal shed was also full of fairy spirit; The ugly servant woman with a pockmarked face is not only pockless, but also very beautiful, and she is a serious fairy aunt; As for the bearded man who chopped wood, he was practicing swordsmanship, and he was wearing a black robe, so handsome that he didn't want it!

I suspected that something was wrong with my eyes, so I rubbed it desperately, blinked it twice vigorously, and looked, huh! It's really magnificent, beautiful and beautiful!

My uncle pointed to the handsome man in the black robe - he was really laughing at me, saying that this is your aunt's good friend, Dongshan-kun, and the wine you will drink later is his. Dongshanjun laughed and asked me, "Your name is Yangyang?" Call him uncle? ”

I thought his expression and posture were very suspicious, and he glanced at the old fairy uncle in white again, and said to Dongshan Jun: "I don't think you are like my aunt's good friend, but like a third party who intervenes." ”

Dongshanjun laughed again and said: "If it is really a third party who intervenes, it is also your aunt's insertion|I and Tang Tingjun's feet!" ”

Ha! This person is not serious, at first glance, he is very consistent with the three views of the legendary old witch, maybe he is really a good friend.

He pointed to Kuroko again and asked who it was, and I took the trouble to say that it was my sweetheart. This time, before Kuroko could explain, Dongshan-kun laughed again, pointed at me and said, "How old are you, girl, you have a sweetheart?" ”

This is very unreasonable, ambition is not in age, success is not in height! Kuroko is a mortal in his early twenties who can love to death, and I, a monster in my six-hundreds, likes to be a strange person!

I was very unconvinced, pointed to Dongshanjun and said, "How old are you, you don't have a lover yet, are you addicted to being a haha immortal?" ”

"What haha fairy? Hahaha! "Dongshan-kun pointed at me - doesn't this person mean that people will die?" How do you know that I don't have a lover, Benjun's lovers are all over the Three Realms, from the little dragon girl in the East China Sea to the little nun in the West Heaven, from the Gu Niang in the south to the old sheep in the Northern Desert, as long as you can count the places, Benjun has a good match! "Your aunt and this one," he said to my uncle with ill will, "the relationship is not going well, and you still ask me for help!" ”

"Really?"

I'm trying to get a clever idea inside me.

Dongshan Jun is cunning and cunning, and he saw through my careful thinking at a glance, pointed to the sunspot and said: "This is not good, ordinary people, what do you like about him?" If you're not handsome and talented, you're not worthy of you! ”

I was very proud, and said to Kuroko, did you look at it? People say that you are not worthy of me, you can work hard for a long time! Kuroko said angrily, I can't climb high, please let me go!

No, no! I'm going to kill you!

I wasn't happy, so I went up to grab Dongshan-kun's wine to drink. Dongshan brews Dongshan brews, as soon as you hear the name, you know that it is his wine! This person must be very possessive, it is estimated that his lover's names must be preceded by the word Dongshan, will my aunt, the so-called friend...... Dongshan friend Jiuli? Hey, no momentum. Besides, Jiuli likes Tangtingjun, if she really wants to add a prefix, then eight or nine out of ten is also - Tangting Mountain Jiuli! Well, that's a good thing to listen to!

"Kuroko," I patted Kuroko on the shoulder, "if you don't call the Kuroko of the Demon Realm, how nice it sounds!" ”

I don't remember anything after that, but I woke up in the middle of the night, and only the pretty fairy aunt was taking care of me, and she said I was suffocated.

Her words made me very unhappy, drunk is drunk, why do you say boring? I'm not a donkey! But I wasn't going to be angry with her, so I asked her what about Kuroko.

Aunt Fairy said, asleep, didn't run.

Hey! This old fairy knows everything!

I asked her again, "Do you know about my aunt?" My aunt is the old witch Jiuli, and she has the same leg as your court. The old fairy laughed, and said ambiguously that girl in Jiuli......

As soon as I heard that there was a play, I grabbed her arm and asked her to tell me about Jiuli.

The old fairy was very cunning, and asked me maliciously if I wanted to listen to my aunt first, or if I wanted to ask for a marriage with Kuroko first.

I'm very embarrassed, on the one hand, my family is a little taboo about my aunt's affairs, because she once betrayed the demon world, and finally died for the demon world and my father, in the demon world is a seriously polarized character, my father in order to take care of the family reputation, so he ordered that she should not be talked about casually. So, I don't know much, but I really want to know what's going on.

But on the other hand, as I said before, everyone in my family has good marriages. And I, the eldest woman, should get married, but I have lived for more than 600 years, and I have never even talked about a serious relationship, I was urged to marry by my parents all day long, and I was ridiculed by my younger siblings. I couldn't stand it anymore so I ran away from home, and when I went out, I made up my mind to find a true love to show them!

I didn't expect to meet me!

Although he is a mortal, but mortals are as good as mortals, and when the husband and wife disagree, he is bound to listen to me. And mortals have a short lifespan, go back and get married, and after a few decades, he will die a whimper, I have made a mistake this time, and I have talked about love, can I still find a home without any mustard, right?

Unlike my sister, I talked about one before marriage, and she is also an old monster who has not died for thousands of years without accidents. - Isn't it embarrassing right now? Look down and don't see what you look up, and there's another one by your side! Ha ha! I'm not gloating, I'm embarrassing her! Really, it's embarrassing! Hahaha!

Oops, hey, stop, when I talk about my sister, I talk a lot. Anyway, I'm quite satisfied that I can find Kuroko, mainly because I really like him.

Aunt Fairy couldn't wait and asked me if I was ready.

I measured the time it took to think about the two issues, and I decided to settle my marriage with Kuroko first.

From this, I have another insight, demon, no matter how rare family affection is, it is all selfish in the end. At the critical moment, I can put my aunt behind the sunspot, doesn't it mean that in my opinion, I am more important than my aunt, love is more important than family affection, the future is more important than the past, and men are more important than women-

Hey, this sentence is not right, it is not politically correct! Female compatriots can't be misled, our demon world is prosperous, and most of it is female monsters who contribute, you look at the legends and stories of mortals, aren't they all young ladies who come out to harm the world and do tasks? There are only a handful of male monsters who work seriously, and their work attitude is very problematic, and I don't know how my father mobilized?

Then Aunt Fairy brought me a glass of wine—ha, I'm scared when I see it now—and said that she had cut Kuroko's hair and turned it into ashes into wine, and that as long as I drank it, I would keep it so that Kuroko would live in my heart!

I pouted and said Auntie, you are mistaken, I have sunspots in my heart, I don't need to drink your wine, if I want to drink, I will cut some hair for the sunspots to drink.

My aunt said yes, I'm really confused, come, scissors for you, hair hinge for me.

I was very suspicious and asked her, you are going to use this spell-breaking spell, this kind of spell-breaking spell that is not uncommon in humans to fool me? Are you white and white when I am a little white rabbit?

The old fairy laughed wryly, and said that you are a real thief, and you are carved out of the same mold as your aunt!

I've already heard these words so that my ears are calloused, pouting and disgusting her, did you deceive my aunt like this back then, it's been so many years, and you want to lie to me again? Why didn't you grow so much?

And the old fairy said, Who knew that you two were the same thieves?

changed his kind face and said, this thing is not trying to harm you, it is all your aunt who is too bad! When she arrived at Tangting Mountain, she saw the world catching chickens, beating dogs, and pulling cats' tails! Our majestic horse's mount was originally a mammoth, and since I beat your aunt, I saw that the hair was lost and the long hair was gone, and I was turned into a bald elephant! The elephant had a good memory, knew that he was originally hairy, and he was depressed for a while, and he couldn't survive it. As a result, your aunt's little bastard was not only not embarrassed, but she even studied a hundred ways to cook elephant meat! Just like her, can she not make our court pheasants restless and uneasy?

I interjected and laughed, she used her ability to disturb you chickens and dogs, what's wrong?

Yes, you're right! The old fairy gritted her teeth, so it's not wrong for us to trick her into drinking some sealing spell medicine with our ability!

I pointed out that she was not right: Didn't she see through it?

The old fairy said that I was seen through by her, but so what? It's not up to her to decide what we're talking about! No matter how bad our chickens and dogs are, don't you still have a gentleman above! Your aunt didn't eat our toast, so she had to be fed the wine by Tang Tingshan herself!

How did he punish her?

Oh, and nothing. It's just that she sealed her spell, and then told her to hike up the mountain every day to pick red fruits, and if she didn't pick the red fruit trees bald, she wouldn't be allowed to eat! Your aunt is a thief, can you still starve yourself while guarding the red fruit tree? Eat red fruit without eating! However, she also ate too many red fruits, fell into problems, and her stomach was prone to pantothenic acid, so she became very greedy for alcohol later. Speaking of which, the girl in Jiuli is drinking, tsk! The old fairy shook her head in disgust, she really didn't look like an immortal - she wasn't an immortal in the first place, I interjected to refute - well, the old fairy was perfunctory, and continued to dislike it, what wine and what to drink, what to drink, I don't know what to do!

I pout, don't I want to have fun drinking? Why do you want to do so much!

Look! Look! The old fairy sighed, and I said......

Run in the same groove! I see! I interrupted her impatiently. Anyway, what you mean is that the old witch in Jiuli has learned art in Tangting Mountain for 500 years, but she just goes up the mountain to pick hawthorn fruits every day! What kind of courtesy, this old fairy of your family will bully people, if my grandparents were there at that time, they would have to calm your courting mountain! Hum! That's the case, it's for you to pick hawthorn fruit every day!

The old fairy smiled proudly, we are immortals, how can we be so easy to be flattened?

Shameless! I scolded him, you are as shameless as your family! Give me a drink of this, you can drink it yourself! I pushed the glass into her mouth. The old fairy didn't notice it, the wine was already in her stomach, so she could only scream and pick her throat and eyes, and occasionally make room to scold me little bastard!

I'm so proud, clap my hands!

Before the medicine was pulled out, the old fairy's smooth face instantly turned into antique old bark, her back was hunched to the clouds, and her neck was stretched to the eighteenth layer of hell, which was terrifying! It turns out that the so-called immortality of the immortals is all a trick! The real body has grown old into tofu scum! I was so shocked and eye-opening, no wonder my dad always said let's come out and experience the experience, it turns out that it's so fun outside!

If it weren't for the fear of scaring the sunspot, I really wanted to ask him to come and watch it together.