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In retrospect, I realized that I had made the mistake of prejudice and arrogance.
The so-called prejudice is the same as those laymen in the mortal world and those brainless old immortals in the sky, who feel that fairies are all decorations of the fairy world, flowers in the garden, and have no combat effectiveness. If you want to be mixed to have combat effectiveness, you have to be like the old fairy in Tangting Mountain, stubborn and perverted. Since they are not stubborn, they do not change their shape, and they are good-looking, they must be flowers in the greenhouse. Aren't fairies and fairies all delicate and delicate to be cared for and taken care of?
But I didn't expect that my mother was also a little fairy. And the old witch in Jiuli, wasn't she also turned into a little fairy by the old fairy and hid in Tangting Mountain for five hundred years? Of the two of them, is there one with weak combat effectiveness? Alas, with these two life models in front of me, I can still feel that the fairies are weak and arrogant!
Really, I'm so arrogant, it's no wonder that I don't follow it.
Isn't there a saying? What is it called, ignorance is not the most terrible, arrogance is. I think there must be something wrong with the education of our demon world. Led by my master, the educational philosophy of the entire Ten Thousand Demon Mountain is: to degrade the abilities of the two worlds of immortals and mortals as much as possible, and infinitely elevate the status of the demon world. There is nothing wrong with this strategically, but tactically it is also doing so, that is, deceiving oneself and digging a hole for oneself. No, you can't really do that.
Thinking of this, I can't help but feel a chill on my father's back. If you do this for a few more years, it's okay that there is no war, but once the smoke rises again, the demon world will definitely be pressed to the ground and rubbed! What's more, maybe I will repeat the mistakes of my grandparents' generation!
It's horrible, it's scary to think about! Who can afford the consequences? There will be another bloody storm and annihilation, and the hearts, livers, spleens, lungs, and kidneys of the monsters will be tortured!
No, I must tell my father when I go back, reform is to save life, sooner rather than later! The education in the demon world must be reformed as soon as possible, and we have to start with the owl master!
Because of these realizations, not only do I not blame the fairies for catching me, but I am very glad that I have planted my heel this time. If the small heel is not planted, the big heel will die if the first one goes down!
Sure enough, the demon world still needs a genius like me, if they are all love brains like my sister, or stupid white sweets like my brother, singing and dancing every day, the demon world will have to finish playing sooner or later! Cold sweat!
I was carried to the main hall in a cold sweat, and they were still in a meeting. When the old men saw me, they were very embarrassed. After all, before the solution was agreed, I put the problem in order, and I didn't give them face.
After all, the Jade Emperor Lao'er is the boss, and no one else will open his mouth at this time, so he can only ask me in person: "Little girl, why don't you stay in the pot well, and run out to make a mess?" β
I was also very aggrieved, pointing to my rumbling stomach and saying, "I'm hungry, I really want to eat sugar cakes." β
Everyone burst into laughter. Even my father and the old fairy laughed. Not to mention Dongshanjun's haha immortal, he almost laughed off his chin. I'm embarrassed, I originally came to cause trouble for everyone, and I didn't want to become a pistachio in heaven because of a piece of sugar cake. This is not my original intention, and it is even quite contrary to my principle of being a demon.
After thinking about it again, I had to say, "Otherwise, I'll go back into the pot and you continue to discuss?" Anyway, I want to discuss how to punish you slowly, I wait patiently and don't worry. But you've got to get me something to eat, and the sugar cake is the bestβ"
I remembered that the little fairy said that there was no sugar cake, so I reluctantly said, "If there is really none, you can eat anything else, but it can't be sweet, I have to leave my stomach to the sugar cake." It's what I want to eat the most today! β
The Jade Emperor asked me, "Why do you want to eat sugar cakes?" β
It's stumbling on me. In front of so many old immortals, I can't tell the truth about my master's description of him and the misunderstanding I had when I was a child. I touched my nose and looked at my dad - this is the code between us, every time I was scolded by my mother, I begged my dad for help. My father really understood, and immediately said to the Jade Emperor Lao'er: "This child has a hard life, so he likes to eat sweets." β
My life is miserable?
I bit my fingers, my eyes rolling, and I couldn't figure out what my father meant. My father is the demon king, my mother is a blue bird, my aunt is the god of war, and my uncle is a court king, where is the life? If I want to tell a fortune like this, is there a good life in the world?
I puffed out my cheeks and tried to make a puzzled look.
But none of the old fairies explained anything to me, and even my old fairy uncle looked at me with gloomy eyes and sorrow. I'm so weird! Desperately thinking that the children of our family can only be involved with their lives, and only my aunt's ashes are gone. Could it be that Dad is hinting at his aunt's affairs?
The death of the old witch is the responsibility of the heavenly court. The peace between the two worlds of demons and fairies, so to speak, was exchanged for my aunt's life. Every breath of peaceful air we breathe and every bite of sweet fruit we eat today are all irrigated by the blood of Jiuli.
I think my father must have reminded the Jade Emperor that for today's peace, what sacrifices we have made in the demon world. So although I made a small mistake today, for the sake of Jiuli's face, it can be completely forgiven. If Heavenly Court cares about it and can't get along with my little monster, it will be to ignore Jiuli's sacrifice and trample on this hard-won peace!
Daddy is really powerful, not only a character with explosive combat effectiveness, but also a guy with full political and emotional intelligence! No wonder he is the demon king, who is worthy of others?
Sure enough, the Jade Emperor bought his father's account. He pondered for a moment, then leaned over and asked me, "In that case, how about I punish you for rebuilding the palace for your old uncle, and then add another hundred days of compulsory labor?" β
I frowned, feeling at a loss.
Originally, Taishang Laojun took me for nothing, why did I take the initiative to come out of the pot and punish me instead of rewarding and punishing? In that case, what can he do if I continue to lie in his pot?
I pretended to be thinking, and I thought about it. Then, while they were not paying attention, one dodged back into the pot and shouted proudly: "I'm not wrong, I don't want to be punished!" β
Everyone didn't watch out for my move, they couldn't help but look at each other, and finally looked at Taishang Laojun. His old man's face turned purple with anger. My dad laughed hard. Dongshanjun trembled, almost laughed out loud several times, covered his mouth and hid behind the old fairy. The old fairy was silent, but her mouth was pursed, obviously very happy.
The Jade Emperor didn't speak, Taishang Laojun was in a hurry, kicked on the pot, and yelled at me: "You come out for me!" βγ
I kicked him upside down, and screamed to kill the pig, so that the gods could see how he bullied the children. Then he angrily said: "I, just, no, out, go!" β