48 Gardens
The candy dealer was not doing his job, and my stomach was growling with hunger, so I had to figure it out on my own.
They were all in a meeting, and no one paid any attention to me. I was in the pot, quite bored, so I slipped out with the Liuhe Pagoda - they still didn't see me.
Alas, if this is the case, then I can't complain about it.
I swaggered all the way out of the main hall and into a garden. There are many exotic flowers and plants in the garden. Our Ten Thousand Demon Mountain people are simple and advocate nature, so I have been hanging in the wild since I was a child, and I know a lot of flowers and plants. But the variety here is still beyond my knowledge. I've never seen anything from the leaves to the flowers to the roots. With the attitude that if I don't know, I should study more, so I naturally want to study it carefully.
However, a little fairy who served wine and food passed by, accidentally knocked over the food plate, covered her mouth with one hand, pointed at me with the other, and said in horror and stammering, "What are you doing...... Pull it all out? ”
The little fairy's panicked appearance was very good, so I smiled in return, raised the flowers and plants in my hand and said, I didn't pull them all out, but I just picked up the ones I didn't know, and I knew them. While planting the pit after I had studied, I said obediently, although the palace over there is more broken than I thought, but this garden is really a treasure!
The little fairy was still very frightened, looking left and right, and said that she would find a helper to go to the main hall to get the punishment.
I grabbed her and said she wasn't in a hurry, they were studying it inside, and she was going now, and she couldn't intervene in the safekeeping.
Apparently this little fairy is a very marginal character, and even asked me what I was working on. I saw that she was good-looking and couldn't bear to be deceived, so I honestly said that she was studying how to punish me. The little fairy's eyes widened, and she looked me up and down. I was embarrassed to look at her, after all, people are better looking than me, and I don't have any advantage at all when I dress up as a little fairy.
The little fairy did not give up, and asked me what I had done, and they wanted to punish me.
Before I could speak, she leaned over again and asked me nervously and in a low voice, "Could it be that you also knocked over the plate?" ”
I looked at the delicious food that had been knocked to the ground by the little fairy, and immediately understood what she meant. It's just that I didn't expect that the Jade Emperor looked confused, like a good old man, but His Majesty was so strict, scaring a beautiful and well-loved little fairy into such a ghost. Then I remembered again that my idol Monkey King and his senior brother Sha were thrown into the quicksand river to eat people because he broke some plate.
Alas, cannibalism is our monster's business, what does it mean to get a god to rob it? It's not authentic!
When the little fairy saw that I was bitter and hateful, she kept sighing, and believed that I was going to be punished because I overturned the plate. She said that when she first arrived, the aunt in the lead warned them to be cautious, otherwise they would have to break their fingers if they spilled the soup and the wine.
I heard a pain in my fingers, and suddenly remembered the finger breaking curse of Taishang Laojun, and couldn't help but scold, do these old men in the sky have any perverted habits, why do they like to break the little girl's fingers? Perverted pervert, too perverted!
I took the little fairy's hand and said, if you spill some soup and leak some wine, you have to break your fingers, so if you break the plate and turn all the dishes out, then you can't break all ten fingers? Could it be that ten fingers are not enough, not even toes?
The little fairy was frightened, shook her hand back, clenched it tightly in her arms, and desperately drilled into the flowers, for fear of being seen by anyone.
Alas, her trembling appearance is really pitiful to me. I had no choice but to raise my head and comfort her, I will be punished anyway, you are at fault for smashing the plate and turning over the vegetables, it is better to push me on the head.
The little fairy looked at me in disbelief, and then at my fingers - the two that were broken by Taishang Laojun still have traces, just forget it if you don't look carefully. Now she stared at it, and immediately found out. Then she looked at me with teary eyes, grateful and distressed.
I saw her pear blossom with rain, and I was also very distressed, so I quickly waved my hand and said, "This is not broken by the Jade Emperor Lao'er, it is made by the bad old man of Taishang Laojun." ”
The little fairy asked me how I offended Taishang Laojun.
I can't say it clearly in a sentence or two, anyway, we are feuding. This time I came up, also because of Taishang Laojun, they said that I burned his Tushi Palace.
The little fairy opened her mouth wide in disbelief.
I was worried that I would scare her by talking too much, so I quickly shut up and concluded: "Anyway, the crime on my head is the boss, I'm not afraid to add you again, you must not have a psychological burden." ”
Then he asked her, "Do you have any sugar cakes?" I want to eat sugar cakes. ”
As soon as the little fairy made a "no" mouth shape, she immediately stopped, and then hesitated and hesitated, unable to say a word for a long time.
When I saw her like this, I immediately understood: she mistakenly thought that I was threatening her, and accused her of breaking the plate without giving her candy cakes, so even though she didn't, she didn't dare to say no.
When we first met, she was able to see through my monster nature at a glance. I'm really, so relieved! Although I didn't mean to scare her, since she looked down on me so much, then I would definitely repay the favor and thank her. It's rare to see such a discerning little fairy.
"Oh, I'm so embarrassed that you saw through it."
I deliberately pretended to be seen through by her, covered my face, and said embarrassedly: "There was no sugar cake, I would definitely not help you." But since you've seen through it, it's no fun to scare people anymore. Well, if you call someone, I'll say I knocked it over. I promise to help you get down, and I won't ask you for sugar cakes. ”
The little fairy will be skeptical.
I saw a group of big and small fairies coming in the distance, and immediately pretended to scold the one in front of me: "What kind of mess are you, there is no good wine, and there is no good food, just fooling my little monster, isn't it?" ”
The fairies heard the sound.
The little fairy knelt in the flowers, with tears in her eyes, and looked at me aggrieved and grateful. I whispered to her, "I really want to eat sugar cakes." In the hall just now, as soon as I raised my eyes and saw your Jade Emperor Lao'er, the tip of my tongue immediately came out with that sweet taste, and my teeth were also creaking and crispy, and I was very greedy. Oh, look, the saliva is flowing again. I'm not trying to scare you, I'm really hungry. If you see a candy cake later, can you leave me a piece? ”
I said it patheticly, but very sincerely. The little fairy nodded subconsciously. I was satisfied, and before the fairies came, I hid in the Liuhe Tower, intending to swoop away—
It didn't work!
I didn't expect that a group of beautiful and weak fairy daughters would be so powerful! I'm driving the Liuhe Tower, a one-hearted Liuhe Tower! The two of us, both of us were held by the fairies, struggling. Alas, Taishang Laojun and I can fight, and I actually asked a few fairy daughters to catch it, what is this called? ?
Frustrated, frustrated, I'm so frustrated.