I don't know what kind of anger he was angry at, so I said, aren't you a cat?

The cat said yes.

So where did I call it wrong? You're talking about cats. And everyone calls you a cat, why don't you want them to repeat it, just tell me to say it again? Did I say something extraordinarily nice, so you want to listen to it again? But if that's the case, you have to say softly, I'm not a masochist, and I'll be obedient if you yell at me? I......

"Shut up!" He yelled at me again, saying that he was a cat, but I couldn't call him that.

Then I was confused, obviously it was a cat, and I didn't let others call it a cat, what is the reason? You can't be unreasonable just because you're cute. You must remember that you are the cat of the Yuelao Temple, and you are not the cat of the Ten Thousand Demon Mountain, so you can't learn from us unreasonably.

The goldfinch tugged at the corner of my coat and told me to shut up.

Now I'm completely blinded. I used to be domineering, but no matter how domineering I am, I will always tell the other party why before I hit someone. It's not like now, when you want to be beaten, you don't know what's going on. In this way, others will ask why that cute cat hit you. So what am I going to say, hit me because you like me?

The cat was speechless, and patiently explained: "If you want to call a cat, you can call it a cat, why add one?" ”

And he said, "What do you mean by cuteness?" You put on a show for me. ”

I had to sell it to him, shaking my neck, flicking my wings, and pretending to have moving cat ears, cocking them up and shaking them with my tail.

"Meow-"

I learned from him, saying that this is what it means to be cute, you know, cat-son?

I think the cat must have found out, but I'm not happy. Because he changed, and in a cloud of gray smoke, goodbye was a big beast with a tabby leopard pattern, red eyes, and drooling dripping down. The most terrifying thing is the fangs, as long as a feather, and the sun is slippery, falling out like a star.

Then he continued to yell at me, mouth wide open, pushing his fangs, and the wind came through his mouth! Even with saliva, like a splashing wave, I was soaked all over with a bang!

Stinky.

The sunspot and the goldfinch are so disgusted that one hides farther than the other.

I was kind of devastated. Although I don't love beauty as much as my sister, and I have been wild since I was a child, I have grown up so big, and more than 600 years have passed peacefully. Honestly, I've never been doused with anyone's saliva. It stinks. What should I do?

Let's fight!

I shouted, until I beat the cat down and kowtowed to me to beg for mercy, this stinky saliva could not be washed anyway. For it is evidence of my humiliation. I had to take it, hit the cat until it cried, and then call him "cat" a hundred times in front of him! Add "cute and cute" a thousand times, and I want him to move his ears to show me, and "meow meow"! Whew, it stinks......

"How? Is this still cute, or a cat? "He deliberately provoked.

I stopped talking nonsense and just shook off my wings and fought. I have his stinky saliva all over me, and I just use his body to heal his body. So he shook off his wings and shook all the stinky saliva all over his body, so that he could smell his own stench!

I used the enclosed style of play, using my thick and wide wings like clouds, and the dense and light feathers around me, with flexible turns and airtight movements, to wrap him tightly, and I couldn't breathe fresh air for a moment, and I couldn't see the world outside of me.

"Cute and cute sister! Cat, your sister! "I beat and scolded him, and I was so happy.

The cat and beast couldn't beat me, so they began to transform, one was a burst of smoke, one was splashing water, the other was a fire, and the other was a wind.

But I'm not afraid of him, I'm better than him. When he turns into smoke, I become a cover, if he is water, I am a basin, if he is fire, I am the lid of a pot, and when he changes into wind, I will become a wooden house. In short, it's just to surround it tightly, and you can't leak out at all.

"Dead cat! Toast without eating and eating penalty wine! Is penalty alcohol delicious? "I'm more proud.

"I know where Chang Xi Niangniang is?" He shouted suddenly.

I stopped suddenly, and three feathers were around him, and I couldn't escape in all directions, and then I asked him, "Where is it?" ”

"I'm afraid you won't believe it."

"If it makes sense, I'll believe it."

"It's just that it's unreasonable."

"Why doesn't it make sense?"

"Do you believe me when I say it's in my teeth?" The cat beast bared its two long nail-like fangs and said with an eerie smile.

How can I believe this?

I felt that the cat was lying to me. However, this is my only chance to find Chang Xi Niangniang. I looked at the sunspot and the goldfinch for help. Kuroko doesn't understand anything, but the goldfinch is a fairy, and he won't have no knowledge at all.

He said that he didn't believe it either, saying that he had never seen another world in his teeth, and the worst thing was his eyes. And if you really want to go to his teeth, isn't it equivalent to eating him?

I thought it made sense, so I stared into the eyes of the cat again. Not to mention, the two are not the same. It can be seen that the mystery is indeed in the eyes, and the so-called teeth are lying to me.

The cat says whatever you want.

I hesitated again because he was too open. Can a liar be so frank?

I just looked at the sunspot and the goldfinch and said, "Why don't I wait for the effect of the marriage tree?"

Then the cat laughed and said that there was a probability of that thing. Do you know probability? Just like the lottery, some people knot a rope and have twelve points of love, but some people, a hundred ropes still don't get along. If you are willing to believe in the broken tree, it is better to go home and beat sweet potatoes, add some chili peppers and some cumin to roast, it has a different taste!

But I don't want something else, I just want sunspots.

The cat said you should go home first, wait a while, and see how well you knot those ropes. Even if you earn it, you won't come again without you.

I said, were you still there then?

The cat said not necessarily, maybe I also met the girl I liked, and I also went down the mountain for three years and five years, who can say for sure?

Cut! Yuelao Temple raises a bunch of wine bags and rice bags, thinking about girls all day long, and no one is doing anything serious!

The cat also quibbled, saying that the Yuelao Temple was in charge of marriage. If we eat this bowl of rice and we don't have a marriage, can you believe it?

Believe you big-headed ghost, obviously no one believes it now!

The cat laughed, laughing very insidiously and saying, there is still a half probability, you just go home and wait.

I don't want it! I pulled the fangs of the cat and beast with one hand, and pulled out the hairpin with the other, intending to do something fierce.

The goldfinch called me to destroy the heavens.

I said cats aren't natural. I'm going to use a six-fold hairpin, pry off his teeth, and then gouge out his eyes, and take them home to try one by one. I don't believe it, with me being so smart and powerful, and with the help of Liuhe Tower, I can't find a way to protect myself safely and meet Chang Xi Niangniang smoothly? No way!

The cat squeaked and barked, like being stepped on by its tail.

Both the sunspot and the goldfinch stopped me. I don't care about it, I'm going to do it. Then I heard a lot of noise outside, like many people shouting together: "Catch that monster!" The dead monster who spoiled my marriage! ”