Yue Lao is not at home.

Aunt Chang'e still has some skills, and with a slight sweep of her sleeves, she swept us seriously to the Yuelao Temple. It's a pity that Yue Lao is not at home. In the Yuelao Temple, there was only a cat-turned-child, climbing on the beams of the house, looking at us from top to bottom, looking down on us.

So I asked him, what's so great about you.

The cat ignored me, saying that Yue Lao was not there, and he would see you when he had something.

I asked him where he had gone and when he would be back. The cat said that he didn't know when he would come back, but he knew that every time he chased the woman out, there was no one in March and May, and he wouldn't go to house at all.

We were shocked: the old moon ...... Chasing women?

The cat rolls our eyes - better than any of us, and can be invited by my master to go to class and do model teaching.

He said, the building near the water gets the moon first, why is the old man not allowed to chase the woman?

We waved our hands and said that it was not meant by that—I suspect that the cat's eyes were rolled so well and condescending so naturally that none of us consciously recognized it, and unconsciously whispered. We asked the cat for advice and said that Yue Lao was not an old man...... Old man, why is he still so romantic, chasing a woman every now and then?

Which cat says tells you that Yue Lao is an old man?

Then he pointed to the statue of the old moon in the temple and said, Do you think he looks like an old man?

Let's just obediently brush and turn our heads to see. Then I saw the living image of the old moon. The so-called living image is that it can move, and it can talk coldly. When we looked at him, he spoke. Very unceremoniously and very narcissistically, he asks us, "What to see?" Haven't you ever seen a handsome guy? ”

Kuroko almost fell.

The golden-winged bird's beak was also wide open, and the hair on its head was so frightened that it stood up.

At that time, I also had some weak legs, but I was mainly impressed by the young handsomeness of this month. Although he is like the person on the ground, he is far from being as handsome and chic as Long San, and he is not as gentle and beautiful as the old fairy, but compared to the sunspot and the golden-winged bird, he is a very handsome guy.

When it's over, I think that if my sister knows that Yue Lao, who is in charge of the marriage of all beings, is so beautiful, she will not let it go. My brother-in-law, although he was born the richest man in the demon world, and he looks good, but he can't stand my sister's heart. In her opinion, climbing to the old moon is equivalent to accepting the beautiful men of the Three Realms in her pocket. What's more, Yue Lao himself is still so good, this business is not a big loss! My brother-in-law is in danger.

So, I asked, the marriage of this sentient being, he doesn't care about the old handsome guy?

What does the cat say doesn't matter? When he comes back, of course, he will have to take care of it. It's just that he's not here now, so I don't care. And he said, That's why I told you to go back first, don't wait here.

But I can't wait, when will he be back?

Said three or five months. Don't rush it, if this relationship is good, it is possible in three or five years, and it is also possible in thirty or fifty years, how can there be an accurate?

As soon as I heard that, I despaired. The Jade Emperor wants me to marry, I'm afraid I'm going to come at any time, it's too late for three or five months, can I wait for him for thirty or fifty years? No wonder it is said that the old age is not allowed, it turns out that it is not allowed, it is a serious sabotage.

I'm in a hurry. Kuroko is very happy. It doesn't matter if the goldfinch bird leans on the door frame to see the excitement.

The cat said that it was not slacking off that it didn't work, it was inherently ineffective.

I fainted again. Such an honest child is really unique. Then by the way, he despised the golden-winged bird, saying that it is like your home, protecting the short until the eyes are blind, and the black is said to be white. Obviously, that old thief is so bad that you still boast about it, it's really shameless!

The goldfinch knew that I was angry, stuck out my tongue, deliberately did not pick up the stubble, and wanted me to sulk and die of anger.

I'm not angry with myself. So he left them in public, walked through the Yuelao Temple, and went to the backyard.

There was a big tree in the backyard with countless red threads on it, just like the one that grew out of the messy tree. Peel aside the red line and take a closer look, it turns out that the red line has a lot of dolls, and it is true that there are many dolls growing on the tree, with names and surnames, and birthdays. This is probably the marriage tree that governs the marriage of all beings.

Legend has it that this tree was planted by Chang Xi Niangniang, and somehow it reached the hands of Yue Lao - maybe it was for him to occupy it, but the mana was not enough, and the spirituality of this treasure tree was detracted from alive.

I saw so many dolls, and I thought to myself, since the marriage tree is here, and the moon is old and not spiritual, why should I wait for him, can't I tie the red thread myself?

Just do it, find my doll, find the sunspot, and tie them together.

Then he went to Garuda - he was a monk, and he was also on the marriage tree, which was really unseemly. Anyway, I looked for him, and I wanted to find a goldfinch bird, so I wanted to make a pair for them, but unfortunately there were too many dolls on the tree, and I really didn't find them. Later, I was impatient, so I wrapped him around him, covering his head and feet, trying to suffocate him to death on the marriage tree, and see if he dared to marry me again!

After that, do a good deed and tie the little fish spirit with Long San.

tied Dongshanjun to the old fairy. Anyway, he loves to follow him, make a pair just right, vacate a mountain of Dongshan, and just give it to others.

Then, the old fairy needs to be with Taishang Laojun. It's a pity that the Jade Emperor is not on it, otherwise let them all be together, they are all annoying people anyway, and there is no need to divide you, me and him.

Chang'e needs to be with Wu Gang.

We have listened to stories told by the master since we were children, and we all told that Wu Gang was infatuated, cutting laurel trees every day, and often accompanied Chang'e. So I felt that they should get together. But it was Hou Yi who shot the sun and was out early. It's pitiful, but who let him die early? In this world, death is a loss long ago.

Isn't that the same true for the old witch?

It was a stupid woman, who was afraid of some thunder and sent to death. He also died in the hands of his own magic weapon that lived and died together, causing it to have a serious psychological shadow and malfunction from time to time, so as to delay my arrogance!

What's more, it was not the Ten Thousand Demon Mountain that thundered that day, but the Tangting Mountain. The old fairy didn't panic as a court, and it was her turn to die? Stupid woman, what a stupidity.

I was very angry, regardless of the many red lines that I had, and I messed up at random. Finally, I remembered my sister and began to knot her. I think, before dissipating your anger, try to draw the red line for her as much as possible, anyway, she likes to fall in love. Then before I knew it, I wrapped her in a dumpling.

When I came to my senses and took a cursory look, I felt that until she died, there was an endless amount of love. Seriously, my sister is pretty good. My sister in the world should want a sister like me, right?

When I thought about it, I was happy again.

Then he ran outside to find Kuroko and them. They were talking to the cats, and they didn't tell me what they were saying, and the two of them were sneaky, which made me angry, and I wanted to turn back and make them a couple. But when I thought of bothering to find the goldfinch doll, I gave up in frustration. That dead bird is not worth my time!

"I heard you're looking for Chang Xi?" The cat said.

I clapped my hands and said how do you know. And when he saw the sunspot and the goldfinch laughing, he knew that they had said it. So he shrugged his shoulders and explained that I don't believe in Yue Lao, my marriage, only Chang Xi Niangniang can help. I don't know Your Excellency, your cute cat, do you know where to find Chang Xi Niangniang.

"Cats?".

The cat suddenly learned to speak to me, his face turned black again, and he screamed, "Say it again!" ”