On August 24, 2011, there was only one week left before the start of the first grade of Luo Yuming's dream, and the whole family was very happy about it, and Luo Yuming was so excited that he couldn't sleep every day. Although he pretended to be a thirty-one-year-old man in his heart, this did not stop him from yearning for the real campus life in the future. If he's guessed correctly, he'll meet more old friends at school. And all the things he likes in this world, he can get them right away, and he doesn't have to worry about his studies and family background. It's a perfect life!

That afternoon, Luo's mother and Luo Yuxin went to buy Luo Yuming's schoolbag and stationery, Luo's father stayed at home to watch TV, and Luo Yuming was playing with Luo's mother's laptop on the side.

Luo's father, who stayed at home, glanced at his son, who had a double ponytail, wore Western-style dress and stockings, and exposed his absolute realm, and his heart was really mixed. Two days ago, he showed his wife an article describing children's psychological problems due to gender ambiguity, but his wife didn't care about it, and still became more and more feminine about Luo Yuming. Luo Jiahui remembered again that at the annual barbecue party held by the team last year, his wife dressed up the more and more cute Luo Yuming as a little girl despite opposition, shocking the audience. Luo's mother fluttered under the praise of "Ah, these two children are so beautiful, so white". And Luo's father was in "Haha! I wonder if you've given birth to another girl! "It's embarrassing. What's even more exaggerated is that when he traveled to Beijing, a talent scout directly found him to package his son as a star, even if Luo Jiahui repeatedly refused, but more and more film and television companies came to the door, and even some people began to follow them and planned to bypass their parents and go directly to Luo Yuming to trick him into signing a contract. forced this father to beat up the so-called famous agent in the circle on the street in front of Luo Yuming in front of the police, and the angry Luo Jiahui still used the baton in his hand...

However, the brokerage company didn't dare to offend Luo's father (didn't dare to cut down the cash cow), so it could only break its teeth and swallow it in its stomach, letting go of such a good opportunity for hype (the police investigated and beat people!). The police are investigating and beating people! ）

After the movie, Luo Jiahui slowly leaned over and hugged Luo Yuming with his big hand and asked dotingly: "Good son, you are about to become a student, are you happy?" ”

Luo Yuming: "Happy." ”

Luo Jiahui: "Say, when Dad is on vacation, Dad will buy you what you want." ”

Luo Yuming: "Really? I want to buy a model! ”

Luo Jiahui: "Buy!" And dad does it with you. ”

Luo Yuming hugged Luo's father excitedly and said, "Thank you, Dad." ”

At this time, Luo Jiahui, who was looking at Luo Yuming's computer screen, asked about the movie his son watched: "Alas? Son, who are the actors in this foreign movie you watched? ”

Luo Yuming looked at his curious father and said with an embarrassed expression: "That, Billy. Hairington... ”

Luo Jiahui, who likes to watch movies, asked with a little interest: "I don't seem to have seen this film?" That, eh, this director is brain-dead, hehe, how is he from Guangdong? ”

Luo Yuming panicked, he watched a classic philosophical ♂ fragment...

Fortunately, Luo's mother and daughter came back at this time, and as soon as they entered Mon Luo's father, he said cheaply: "A few more girls came today~"

Luo's mother: "Six... He is really persistent, he made you a pig's head and ran over to beg grandpa to sue grandma. ”

Father Luo: "Hmph! Then he is not for Yu Ming, the bastard is for money, he said last time, saying that after he showed Yu Ming's photo to the producer, he said that the producer would rather stop the film and sign my son. ”

Luo's mother: "Yes, he also said this time that if he can't sign it, he will lose his job." ”

Father Luo: "Then lose it, you can't pity him like this kind of bastard." ”

At this time, Luo Yuxin, who had already grabbed Luo Yuming who had escaped and held him in his arms again, asked puzzledly: "Isn't it a good thing that my brother has become a big star?" ”

Looking at his innocent daughter, Luo's father said to her with a bitter and hateful face: "Girl, you are still young. They are all filthy things that eat people and don't spit out bones, and they want to squeeze Yuming dry and throw them away! ”

Hearing this, Luo Yuming thought with a black line on his face: "How can Dad's description make me look like an RBQ (** subordinate)." ”

Fortunately, Luo's mother's meal saved the topic that was about to be inappropriate for children.

After eating, Luo Yuming, who happily tried on clothes in front of the mirror (has already admitted the attributes of women's clothing), looked at himself in the mirror and said happily again: "This is really a perfect life!" ”

"yes, a perfect life." After that, Miss Time slowly appeared from the mirror.

Luo Yuming: "Huh? Why are you here, the evil spirit retreats ~ the evil spirit retreats ~"

Miss Time looked at Luo Yuming in front of her with a black line and said, "Mr. Luo, I know what you looked like before... ”

Luo Yuming: "Eh, I'm sorry, I'm disgusting to you... ”

Miss Time: "It's okay, I'm here to congratulate you, happy six." ”

Luo Yuming: "Wow, I'm flattered. ”

Miss Time: "Of course, there is a reason why I came here, I'm sorry, I got your gender wrong in the setting back then." I came here to change it back. ”

Luo Yuming: "Damn! It's been six years since you came! ”

Miss Time: "Jet lag, it's only been a few minutes over there." ”

Luo Yuming: "How to change it?" ”

Miss Time: "You come over first." ”

Luo Yuming: "Wow! I'm going to go in and come out again, how many teenagers it will take! My mom and dad have to worry about dying. ”

Miss Time: "Ah... I said I was in control of time. I'm going to freeze your time on this plane. ”

"Okay, I'm here." After that, Luo Yuming walked into the mirror. Then he asked:

Luo Yuming: "How do you become a girl?" ”

Miss Time: "Just drink this medicine." ”

Luo Yuming: "Huh? Then how will I explain it to my parents when I go back? ”

Miss Time: "Ah, you don't have to worry about this, I'll just brainwash everyone at that time." ”

Luo Yuming: "You have watched too much "The Disaster of Qimu Kusuo"! ”

Miss Time: "Anyway, you drink it quickly, you don't have to worry about it after drinking"

Luo Yuming picked up the bowl of things and looked at the extremely weird purple medicinal soup.

Miss Time: "Drink, what are you waiting for?" ”

Luo Yuming raised his head and glanced at the time coldly (in fact, it was still a very cute look in the eyes of others). said lightly: "No need, Mr. Time, this is too troublesome for you." It doesn't matter if you're a boy, I'll go back first, no need to send it, bye-bye. ”

Then Luo Dashao left without looking back,

Miss Time: "You come back for me!" ”

Luo Yuming: "Why? ”

Miss Time: "I order you to come back!" You're nothing more than an ant-like three-dimensional creature! You can never disobey me!! ”

Luo Yuming: "Hehe, show the fox tail." ”

Miss Time: "So what? In the face of absolute strength, can you still have room to fight back? ”

"Huh, huh?" After that, Luo Yuming jumped out of the mirror directly and returned to his room.

Luo Yuming: "If you are really absolutely powerful, can you lie to me?" You've been exposed before, as you said, you can only manage the world, right, yes, only! So you can't change what gender, in other words, you can't directly control my destiny at all! ”

Miss Time: "Hmph! Then the old lady will destroy your world. ”

Luo Yuming: "Haha, if you really had that ability, you would have done it a long time ago!" Do you still need to cheat? I admit that we ourselves are like ants that can be trampled to death at will, but instead of killing the ants directly, you choose to compromise with the ants by deception. This proves that you are also in bondage, you also have your own destiny that you can't escape, and you are not a god at all! You, like us, have your own boundaries that you can't break! ”

Miss Time: "I am God!" The God who can always trample you humans under his feet! Luo Yuming! I'm in a showdown! That's right! I never wanted to give you anything in return! I just want you to know that you will never be able to defeat fate, that you will never be able to defeat me, the god of fate! ”

Luo Yuming: "Don't be ashamed to say what kind of god of fate you are!" You're just a person imprisoned in rules and institutions. My destiny is always in my own hands, and I can give everything for the faith I choose. ”

Miss Time: "Haha, that's a nice thing, don't forget how miserable you died in your last life." ”

Luo Yuming: "So what, I died of my own will!" That's what you've been obsessed with, I should have been killed by that sniper, right? Haha, you pathetic paranoid. ”

Miss Time: "Still hard-mouthed!" , recognize the reality, little beauty~ There are a lot of people coming to you now, right? In two years, you'll be almost like that. That's a beauty that people like you want to tarnish, and do you have the power to protect yourself? Ha ha! I've stripped you of all your ability to resist! You will become an RBQ (** subordinate) to live this life miserably! ”

Luo Yuming: "Hmph, if it's really as you wish, you won't come to trick me into drinking Meng Po soup." Maybe I'll face countless calamities next, but I'll also use what I've learned all my life to crush them one by one in front of you. ”

Miss Time: "I'm going to kill you!" ”

Facing the time when he was extremely angry, Luo Yuming put on a wonderful pose: "The hymn of mankind is the hymn of courage, and if you trick me into drinking Meng Po soup, it means that you are afraid that I will overcome those sufferings, which means that you have admitted that I can overcome those sufferings!" ”

Miss Time: "I don't know how thick the sky is, Luo Yuming, if you know each other, you can carry a small mirror." When you throw in the towel, I'll come and make you drink the soup and save your life. ”

Luo Yuming: "I will, but its only role is to let you see your own failures." ”

Miss Time: "Hard mouth!" ”